Not all cops are arseholes

[madbikeboy]

Boys and girls,

Just got away with 75 in a 50...

My excuse is really, REALLY piss poor. Was coming down the hill towards my house, was messing around with the stupid Selespeed transmission in the new cage, trying to work out how to change gears, forgot to check the speed, and as I did, I realised that a patrol car was coming towards me.

The sound you just heard was me hanging my head in shame.

So, before plod even had a chance to pull over, I did the Mormon Few escape and raced off into oblivion... No, not even close (do I look retarded?), before plod could even get his crummydore turned around, I was standing beside the stupid car with my head hanging.

I told him the absolute truth, and said fair cop, and he checked out the car and new number plate, and looked at the receipt for the new registration plate this afternoon and realised that he was talking to an moron (that'd be me), and I could point at my house, so he knew that I had just gone around the block...

And I got away with just a telling off.

I asked him to watch out for little asshole boy racers driving shitty nissans with useless big bores...

Bless your cotton socks Mr Officer.

So, proving once again, not all cops are assholes.

[Gubb]

The good Cops who I have encountered, far outweigh the Bad. At least 10-1.

[AllanB]

Excellent - thats just the way it should be - a innocent mistake that did not affect any other party - verbal warning - and I bet you don't do that again!


Then again you were bloody lucky 15kms over is a fair bit!

By any chance did you pop a few buttons and show your man boobs?

[Gubb]

Then again you were bloody lucky 15kms over is a fair bit!
Would have been luckier to get off 25Kms over too....

[AllanB]

Would have been luckier to get off 25Kms over too....

Shit -you are right - I just re read it!

In that case I am seriously surprised! Imagine if some hottie in a miniskirt and singlet had distracted you at that speed - just imagine it!

[madbikeboy]

25 k over the limit. I actually deserved the ticket, stupid thing to do. I was speeding with less attention than I should be using. What is it about 6 mm of glass in front of you that makes you forget the outside world??

The car makes nice noises, but shit it's slow.

[fizbin]

Shit -you are right - I just re read it!

In that case I am seriously surprised! Imagine if some hottie in a miniskirt and singlet had distracted you at that speed - just imagine it!

maybe he was the hottie in the mini skirt!!!:drool:
:lol:

[MIXONE]

So what is the new car?And WTF is sillyspeed(apart from 25k over the limit)

[Capinure]

yea i goota agree man , some cops are great i got let of doing 78k's in a service lane ( 30k zone ) , no l-plates and was on my first week of my pizza deliervy job.
the first question he asked me was "kid, can u afford to lose your license for 60 days" , id replyed with the sissiest "no" ever.

[Ixion]

So what is the new car?And WTF is sillyspeed(apart from 25k over the limit)

'S a silly thing that Alfas have. To try to distract attention from the fact that none of the electrics are working . Again.

[R6_kid]

Hmmmm... selespeed... Would that be a nice new Alfa 156 by any chance?

[Biggles2000]

Man you are lucky.

[awayatc]

It has been said that the world is a mirror......What you get out of it relates to what you put in.....:scooter:

[YellowDog]

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

[peasea]

Boys and girls,

Just got away with 75 in a 50...

My excuse is really, REALLY piss poor. Was coming down the hill towards my house, was messing around with the stupid Selespeed transmission in the new cage, trying to work out how to change gears, forgot to check the speed, and as I did, I realised that a patrol car was coming towards me.

The sound you just heard was me hanging my head in shame.

So, before plod even had a chance to pull over, I did the Mormon Few escape and raced off into oblivion... No, not even close (do I look retarded?), before plod could even get his crummydore turned around, I was standing beside the stupid car with my head hanging.

I told him the absolute truth, and said fair cop, and he checked out the car and new number plate, and looked at the receipt for the new registration plate this afternoon and realised that he was talking to an moron (that'd be me), and I could point at my house, so he knew that I had just gone around the block...

And I got away with just a telling off.

I asked him to watch out for little asshole boy racers driving shitty nissans with useless big bores...

Bless your cotton socks Mr Officer.

So, proving once again, not all cops are assholes.

OK, that's one. But I'm still going for a re-count

[Patrick]

OK, that's one. But I'm still going for a re-count

Ahhh... Zimbabwe styles.....:devil2:

[jrandom]

I would've gapped it.

[madbikeboy]

'S a silly thing that Alfas have. To try to distract attention from the fact that none of the electrics are working . Again.

Quite right. Interesting concept, basically a manual gearbox with a servo attached. The logic is that the gearbox has none of the losses associated with a normal auto - but it's kind of automatic.

Similar system in ferrari's (can you imagine how unreliable that'd be???), Fiats, and the latest toyotas.

Italians can't make electricity go from one place to another reliably. But, it beats buying a japper, and I can't afford another Mini Cooper S...

[madbikeboy]

Hmmmm... selespeed... Would that be a nice new Alfa 156 by any chance?

Hardly brand new, but new to me. I keep buying trouble... At least the scoot is reliable...

[Pedrostt500]

The two most memorable Cops, the first was a old bike cop in New Plymouth in the 80s who would race you accross town if you beat him you got off scott free if he beat you he through the book at you.
the second was one that pulled me over in the Late 1980s I feel out of the cage door flat on my face, he helped me up and sat me in the patrol car, got me to blow in the bag all the Crystals changed colour, he throught the bag on the floor, and wrote me out a speeding ticket, the legality of the bags was being tried in court at the time for there accuracy to test breath Alcohol.
Keep in mind this all was in the 1980s.

[Patrick]

the legality of the bags was being tried in court at the time for there accuracy to test breath Alcohol.
Keep in mind this all was in the 1980s.

They were all legal in '85.... must have been well before then, especially since they are only a screening test to see if you may be over the limit. The evidential test was always at the station. He must have been on his way to the donut shop and your drunken arse got in the way.

[peasea]

Ahhh... Zimbabwe styles.....:devil2:

Sing it for me Bobby!!!!
(Oh, the double meanings make me cringe!)

[scumdog]

The good Cops who I have encountered, far outweigh the Bad. At least 10-1.

THAT sort of comment will get you nowhere on KB, a general rant about what a lot of lying pedantic revenue-gatherers is more in keeping with KB...

[Mikkel]

I have a feeling that the good cops (orange and blue marked cars) are more likely to let you off with a warning than the bad cops (yellow and blue marked cars)... But it's just a hunch ;)

Again, while we don't necessarily agree when we are in 'the situation' it's hardly fair calling people arseholes for doing their job.

[Patrick]

I have a feeling that the good cops (orange and blue marked cars) are more likely to let you off with a warning than the bad cops (yellow and blue marked cars)... But it's just a hunch ;)

Again, while we don't necessarily agree when we are in 'the situation' it's hardly fair calling people arseholes for doing their job.

You'd be fooked down here then... all our cars are going yellow blue... Means I am now bad so no more warnings from me then... "Bad cop - no donut!"

[Mikkel]

You'd be fooked down here then... all our cars are going yellow blue... Means I am now bad so no more warnings from me then... "Bad cop - no donut!"

Taranaki is 'up there' to me I'm afraid. :)

Are you saying all cops in your area have been redesignated to highway patrol duty? Or are they changing the colour scheme for the "crime-police"?

[Patrick]

Taranaki is 'up there' to me I'm afraid. :)

Are you saying all cops in your area have been redesignated to highway patrol duty? Or are they changing the colour scheme for the "crime-police"?

Location: Now seemed like somewhere up there.....

One colour for all... general duties, traffic, highway - and possibly the CIB even...:crazy:

[Gubb]

Location: Now seemed like somewhere up there.....

"Live in the Now!"

[scumdog]

I have a feeling that the good cops (orange and blue marked cars) are more likely to let you off with a warning than the bad cops (yellow and blue marked cars)... But it's just a hunch ;)

Again, while we don't necessarily agree when we are in 'the situation' it's hardly fair calling people arseholes for doing their job.


That theory goes out the window down here matey!.
"First up best dressed" - it could be the Youth Aid sheila in the yellow and black just as much as the Traffic guy in the CIB car.

[Mikkel]

"Live in the Now!"

You know it :)


That theory goes out the window down here matey!.
"First up best dressed" - it could be the Youth Aid sheila in the yellow and black just as much as the Traffic guy in the CIB car.

Damn I'm glad I live in Chch then - everything is so simple and straight forward around here. ;)

[MIXONE]

That theory goes out the window down here matey!.
"First up best dressed" - it could be the Youth Aid sheila in the yellow and black just as much as the Traffic guy in the CIB car.:cool:

Cool now I now I'll be able to outrun you cause you'll be the guy on the 10 speed.:lol:
Well you obviously spend so much time in bed you'll definately be last up.:banana:

[madbikeboy]

:cool:

Cool now I now I'll be able to outrun you cause you'll be the guy on the 10 speed.:lol:
Well you obviously spend so much time in bed you'll definately be last up.:banana:

Don't hassle poor old ScumDog, he has to ride a harley, his life is hard enough. :innocent:

It was interesting, i got the impression that the young cop looked at me and went "old plonker" in his mind. I think if I had of been 18, it would have been a different story...

[road king]

i get let off heaps, im alwase doing 110-120 on my way to work, cops usualy just flash there headlights. was doing 130 one time passing a truck, mufti cop coming other way smiled and waved.

the best one tho was when i was doing 80 in a 50 zone about 11 o'clock sat night on my restricted licence. this cop pulls me over, checks my licence, wof, rego, ect. comes back from his car and gives me this big speel abot how im outside my hours and the fines would add up to close to a grand and how i wold get shit loads of demerits. then he tells me to take it easy around town and sends me on my way. as he walked away he added "your just lucky i have a soft spot for bikes":cool:

[scumdog]

i get let off heaps, im alwase doing 110-120 on my way to work, cops usualy just flash there headlights. was doing 130 one time passing a truck, mufti cop coming other way smiled and waved.

the best one tho was when i was doing 80 in a 50 zone about 11 o'clock sat night on my restricted licence. this cop pulls me over, checks my licence, wof, rego, ect. comes back from his car and gives me this big speel abot how im outside my hours and the fines would add up to close to a grand and how i wold get shit loads of demerits. then he tells me to take it easy around town and sends me on my way. as he walked away he added "your just lucky i have a soft spot for bikes":cool:

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!:crazy:

[road king]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!:crazy:

shite my bad...:2guns::Police: fckn cops not doing there job and wasting my time ect ect

[McJim]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!:crazy:

Pah! you don't know what you're talkin' about mate - you bin on the booze again? :rofl:

Well that's me dissed a copper for the day - I've met my quota ;)

[Rollestonchick]

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

:rofl::rofl:

[Rollestonchick]

hey Madbikeboy, does your alfa cage, look like this, inside? was trying to work out what you meant by selespeed transmission

[scumdog]

Pah! you don't know what you're talkin' about mate - you bin on the booze again? :rofl:

Well that's me dissed a copper for the day - I've met my quota ;)



Well that's you ferked ya Glaswegian eedjit, nae more free drinks fur yoo ye Eytie riding gormless twat!!!!

[Gareth51]

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

Had the same recently,was putty in her paws,even thought, thankyou for pulling me over and giving me this ticket to remember you by
Then thought#####Demerit points

[CB ARGH]

Well that's your get out of jail free card gone, better keep your ass clean from now on.

Pak'n Save have great deals at the moment on toilet paper if you have any trouble keeping clean. :whistle:

[FJRider]

THAT sort of comment will get you nowhere on KB, a general rant about what a lot of lying pedantic revenue-gatherers is more in keeping with KB...

Its ALL the company you keep... look at the class(post counts) of the poster's in this thread... We know you're just a big pussy cat....:laugh:

[sincity]

I guess I'm one of the lucky ones, my best mate is in the local police force and he and some of his fellow work mates come to join us for our weekly sprints and burnoffs. They are a great bunch to have on your side, especially when your doing more than 55mph. :doh:

[sels1]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

So...nice and relaxed after your holiday SD?

[scumdog]

So...nice and relaxed after your holiday SD?

Hell yeah Sel - and so disappointed at the lack-lustre perfomance of the 'bash the pigs' KB members.

Could be up your way next week though....and drum up some enthusiasm.

[McJim]

Well that's you ferked ya Glaswegian eedjit, nae more free drinks fur yoo ye Eytie riding gormless twat!!!!

That's not true - I have got a gorm! ....bought it off'f trade me so I did...:rofl: