Mk II - Speak ONLY in song LYRICS.

[fireball]

i kissed a girl,
and i may do it again

[Laava]

I, once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me

[MSTRS]

I, once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me

...isn't it good.
Norwegian Wood
:niceone:

[Hitcher]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I chop down trees
Eat my lunch
And go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

[Pussy]

Life's a piece of shit
When you think of it....

[Laava]

Mr Hanky the xmas poo
he loves me and I love you

[tate35]

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions

[MisterD]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away-
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

[buellbabe]

Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandy lion sun scorching,
Like a glass of cold lemonade
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills

Where is my John Wayne
Where is my prairie song
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the cowboys gone

I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer
Where is my Marlboro man
Where is his shiny gun
Where is my lonely ranger
Where have all the cowboys gone
Yippee aw, yippee yea

[HenryDorsetCase]

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat
with a baseball bat


oh yeah.....

[RiderInBlack]

On the road again,(Willy Nellson)

Moving out (Bill Joel)

Where ever I lay my hat,
That is home.

[Sellout]

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Loving you...

Spit on your hand and stroke my...

[Hitcher]

We all need a love resurrection
Just a little divine intervention

[Laava]

Wam bam sweet poontang!

[buellbabe]

And if she asks you why, you can tell her that I told you
That I’m tired of castles in the air.
I’ve got a dream I want the world to share
And castle walls just lead me to despair.

Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky,
A dream come true, I’ll live there till I die.
I’m asking you to say my last goodbye.
The love we knew ain’t worth another try.

[mashman]

And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually

[Hitcher]

Circle in the sand
'Round and 'round
Never ending love is what we've found
And you complete the heart of me
Our love is all we need
Circle in the sand

[ManDownUnder]

You're moving in circles, won't you dilate
Baby try
Hey girl, move a little closer
'Cause, you're

Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush

[idb]

Eye sit here by myself
And you know eye love it
You know eye don't want someone
To come pay a visit

Eye wanna be by myself
Eye came in this world alone
Me myself eye

Eye want to go to China
And to see Japan
Eye'd like to sail the oceans
Before the seas run dry

Eye wanna go by myself
Eye've just room enough for one
Me myself eye

[chrisso]

''I read today
in the Entertainment section
theres room at the top
for private detection
but your Mum and Dad it just doesnt matter
but its either that
or pay off the Kidnappers''


Neil Young 'Ambulance Blues'

[MSTRS]

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

[idb]

I know a fat ole policeman, he’s always on our street
A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat
He’s too fine for a policeman, he’s never known to frown
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town

*Laughter*

He laughs upon his duty, he laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when he’s walking in the street
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he died

*Laughter*

Oh, His jolly face had wrinkled, and then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth, it was a wonderous size
He said “I must arrest you,” I didn't know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw

*Laughter*

So if you chance to meet him while walking ‘round the town
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give him have a crowd
His eyes beam and sparkle, he'll gurgle with delight
And then you’ll start him laughing, with all his blessed might

[Murray]

You came to me with all of your lies
I was taken in so well
Took me quite while to see the disguise
You it very hard to tell

Now here you are again but your begging in vain
because i really don't want to know

[Hitcher]

You see disguise, disguise in love with you...

[idb]

Purple Haze was in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss disguise.

[buellbabe]

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Jez]

some say the end is near
some say we'll see armageddon soon
certainly hope we do
i sure could use a vacation from this

Tool

[alanzs]

When I get off of this mountain
You know where I want to go
Straight down the Mississippi river
To the Gulf of Mexico

To Lake Charles, Louisiana
Little Bessie, girl that I once knew
And she told me just to come on by
If there's anything she could do

Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

Good luck had just stung me
To the race track I did go
She bet on one horse to win
And I bet on another to show

Odds were in my favor
I had him five to one
When that nag to win came around the track
Sure enough he had won

I took up all of my winnings
And I gave my little Bessie half
And she tore it up and blew it in my face
Just for a laugh

Now there's one thing in the whole wide world
I sure would like to see
That's when that little love of mine
Dips her doughnut in my tea

Now me and my mate were back at the shack
We had Spike Jones on the box
She said, "I can't take the way he sings
But I love to hear him talk"

Now that just gave my heart a fall
To the bottom of my feet
And I swore as I took another pour
My Bessie can't be beat

Lo, lo, oo hoo...

Now, there's a flood out in California
And up north it's freezing cold
And this living off the road
Is getting pretty old

So I guess I'll call up my big mama
Tell her I'll be rolling in
But you know, deep down, I'm kinda tempted
To go and see my Bessie again

Lo, lo, oo hoo...

:done:

[icekiwi]

This is corny...
Thats why i'm leaving it all... up to yoooouuuuu.......

[Murray]

Georgia, Georgia
The whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

I said Georgia
Ooh Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you

Georgia, Georgia
No peace, no peace I find
Just this old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind