99% Wankers?

[James Deuce]

KB SUCKS.

Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.

[yod]

:laugh:

and you have almost 10000 posts on it

care to elaborate?

[Str8 Jacket]

Well in Wgtn we have 100% wankers. Guess we're lucky huh!

[Edbear]

Slow day, Jim?

[MIXONE]

You know what they say.99% do and the other 1% lie about it.

[Maha]

KB SUCKS.

Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.

Did you tidy your room before you left home this morning?

[chubby]

No wonder I feel so at home here. Amongst friends.

Love my mom too :jerry:

[xwhatsit]

KB SUCKS.

Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.

Bahaha -- thanks for the laugh, needed that :laugh:

I'm not `controversial' enough to inspire that sort of response; maybe I need to become a little more eccentric?

[Crasherfromwayback]

KB SUCKS.

Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.

Better than having your mum sitting on your face

[007XX]

KB SUCKS.

Least. Pleasant. Forum. Site. Ever.

It's like having your Mum sitting at your shoulder at work all day complaining about the way you talk to people on the phone.

Me thinks someone needs a hug...Oh and a bit of spittle to remove that bit of lunch left over on your chin...:sick:

[moT]

yeah!! Screw this fuck you all you wankers!

[gijoe1313]

Bahaha -- thanks for the laugh, needed that :laugh:

I'm not `controversial' enough to inspire that sort of response; maybe I need to become a little more eccentric?

I highly resemble that statement you whipperschnapper you! :oi-grr: :wacko: And you can't be eccentric, yer a penniless orphan student waif, selling your nether regions for fuel for Natalie ...

Remember, with 99% Wankers, spanking the monkey means that it will just end up being messy...

Oh ... wait ... least pleasant website... :doh: not least pleasant deposit left on site! :o Better than having yeast left in a peasant thats been doing it with a pheasant?

As you were jellybeans and ladlespoons, as you were... :whistle:

[MSTRS]

'Ere. 'E's fallen in the geyser....

[nodrog]

Better than having your mum sitting on your face

that depends on what his Mum looks like

[MadDuck]

Christ! Here we go again.

The great debate will re-begin about what a female wanker is...dammit Jim :bleh:

[Str8 Jacket]

Christ! Here we go again.

The great debate will re-begin about what a female wanker is...dammit Jim :bleh:

Well, I do enjoy/ like to Mass-debate! :yes:

[Swoop]

Bring back WINJA!

[onearmedbandit]

How dare you say sucj hurtful things against this site James the 2nd. I mean, this is my home, my life, my love. I won't stand for it, you're off my friends list.

[007XX]

Well, I do enjoy/ like to Mass-debate! :yes:

Shit! You too?? :shit:

[Str8 Jacket]

How dare you say sucj hurtful things against this site James the 2nd. I mean, this is my home, my life, my love. I won't stand for it, you're off my friends list.

Stop being such a girl! :rolleyes:

[idb]

If only we had some way of recognising each other when we're out riding I'm sure things would be a lot more pleasant...like some sort of KB wave.

Hey...I've just had a brilliant idea.................!!!!

[007XX]

If only we had some way of recognising each other when we're out riding I'm sure things would be a lot more pleasant...like some sort of KB wave.

Hey...I've just had a brilliant idea.................!!!!

Gaaaaaahhh...:thud:



(p/t)

[Maha]

Me thinks someone needs a hug...Oh and a bit of spittle to remove that bit of lunch left over on your chin...:sick:

Have a close look, that aint lunch....:sick:

[gijoe1313]

And then there was this one time at band camp .... where burning occured! And pitch forks and some one pulled out a black board about how to get knee down while going around a lefthand hairpin, decreasing radius, off camber corner.

But then someone pulled out a Boobies magazine and then it degenerated into a cruisier vs sprotsbike debacle and then the scooters rolled in... matey mate mate, there was no end of the hullaballoo!

[007XX]

And then there was this one time at band camp .... where burning occured! And pitch forks and some one pulled out a black board about how to get knee down while going around a lefthand hairpin, decreasing radius, off camber corner.

But then someone pulled out a Boobies magazine and then it degenerated into a cruisier vs sprotsbike debacle and then the scooters rolled in... matey mate mate, there was no end of the hullaballoo!

You've been on the mushies again, haven't you? :laugh:

[Maha]

Well, I do enjoy/ like to Mass-debate! :yes:

We know We know!
And on that subject, did you know that 99% of all women....opps phone, gotta go...:sweatdrop

[gijoe1313]

You've been on the mushies again, haven't you? :laugh:

I think the scary part is, I'm like this all the time! :innocent: And thats without any undue influence of any mind bending halluciogens! But your a fine one to talk m'dear!

I durst dare sayest that thou are a keen purveyor of those titilating tidbits of a fine and fulsome sexual nature, not that there is anything wrong with that! You keep the bedroom antics up, and I'll do the fruit-loop random nut job pereginations! Or something like what he said. Yes. Verily.

[SpankMe]

If only we had some way of recognising each other when we're out riding I'm sure things would be a lot more pleasant...like some sort of KB wave.

Hey...I've just had a brilliant idea.................!!!!

KB already has an official wave. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=789973#post789973)

[Pwalo]

I'm so confused. How can you be a 99% wanker? Does that mean you'll go 99% blind?

I guess that explains the glasses then.

[James Deuce]

What a pack of wankers!

[nallac]

Better than having your mum sitting on your face

sez who?.....

[nallac]

What a pack of wankers!

yip and i enjoy it:rolleyes:

[imdying]

How dare you say sucj hurtful things against this site James the 2nd. I mean, this is my home, my life, my love. I won't stand for it, you're off my friends list.

Yeesh, once you've done that, you can see about having your penis reattached :rofl:

[u4ea]

If I know a pack of Wankers...does that mean Im a wanker too?????:bleh::shake:

[yungatart]

What a pack of wankers!

Takes one to know one, eh Jim?:hug:

[yod]

what a troll-merchant!

[007XX]

You keep the bedroom antics up, and I'll do the fruit-loop random nut job pereginations! Or something like what he said. Yes. Verily.


I shall, as I wouldn't know how not to...and thou should, as it is vastly entertaining. :D

As you were!


What a pack of wankers!

Peeping Tom! :Oi:

[avgas]

Yes i am a wanker.
But face it - your life is boring without me

[Maha]

A short vid of the KB Admin/Staff and their objections towards the appointment of a new manager.

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[Mr Merde]

What a pack of wankers!

Self abuse is better than no abuse

[martybabe]

Does he mean people from Wanaka? How rude. :oi-grr:

[Maha]

Does he mean people from Wanaka? How rude. :oi-grr:

No they would be Wanakars.....or Wanakarians?

[007XX]

Does he mean people from Wanaka? How rude. :oi-grr:

Don't underestimate them Southies mate! They got plenty going on down there, I assure you! :msn-wink:

[Usarka]

stop tagging our site :argue:

[RC1]

was that you at the window??

[Big Dave]

Cool - I've never been a 1%er before.

[Maha]

Cool - I've never been a 1%er before.

You are assuming that you are excluded from the 99ers?

[Big Dave]

You are assuming that you are excluded from the 99ers?

I assume nuffink. Ah nose.

[ManDownUnder]

I assume nuffink. Ah nose.

is you a fapper?

[martybabe]

I assume nuffink. Ah nose.


Hahah, Big Dave the pure.:rolleyes:

[Grahameeboy]

You are assuming that you are excluded from the 99ers?

Mr Whippy does 99rs Flakes

[Big Dave]

is you a fapper?

Nah - I bin riding my Triumph all week in' I.

[Crasherfromwayback]

And on that subject, do you know what 99% of all women say after massive multiple orgasms?

Thanks Pete

[Hitcher]

Impotence is nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

[Maha]

is you a fapper?

Dont encourage him Ned, he hasn't eaten yet.


Hahah, Big Dave the pure.:rolleyes:

As driven snow?........:lol:

[Grahameeboy]

Cool - I've never been a 1%er before.

It's a minor ity...

[Maha]

Thanks Pete

Or............shhhhhhhhhhhh go back to sleep its ok Pete im almost done.

[Mr Merde]

Cool - I've never been a 1%er before.

Where's your patch then?

[martybabe]

As driven snow?........:lol:

Driven snow with those curious yellow bits.:yes: sorry BD Your the man! with no Groinal activity apparently. :rolleyes:

[Big Dave]

Driven snow with those curious yellow bits.:yes: sorry BD Your the man! with no Groinal activity apparently. :rolleyes:

I have a woman in for that.

[Big Dave]

Where's your patch then?

Eastern Suburbs.

[martybabe]

I have a woman in for that.

Is she from Wanaka. I could do with a woman,I think I've got a touch of man flu. Sniff. :apint:

[sinfull]

Don't underestimate them Southies mate! They got plenty going on down there, I assure you! :msn-wink:

Ya wouldn't be referring to the great trout statue would ya ?

[Big Dave]

Is she from Wanaka.

Port Headland.

[Steam]

Jim2 is just upset because kbSpy doesn't exist any more.

[Bren]

Well, I can say without a doubt...
...I AM A WANKER!....like 99 percent of the male population...The other 1% just cant find it...

[martybabe]

Port Headland.


I can't work with that,where's the innuendo .pfft

[Big Dave]

Jim 2: Schrödinger's School of Schadenfreude.

It might or might not be a fine line between pleasure and pain all at the same time.


* Schlep on that alliteration baby.

[Big Dave]

Innuendo: Italian for suppository.

Although some say it's Invercargill. Kidding kidding lovely town - when you can go outdoors.

[fridayflash]

Well, I can say without a doubt...
...I AM A WANKER!....like 99 percent of the male population...The other 1% just cant find it...

awesum vic rattlehead avatar southy

[martybabe]

Innuendo: Italian for suppository.

Although some say it's Invercargill. Kidding kidding lovely town - when you can go outdoors.


:rolleyes::killingme anyway, back to the wankers......

[Big Dave]

awesum vic rattlehead avatar southy

You might just be a redneck if: you shout 'I'm a wanker' everywhere in public.

[sinfull]

:rolleyes::killingme anyway, back to the wankers......

WHAT ???? Awwww hehe thought you were getting on my case there for a minute

[martybabe]

WHAT ???? Awwww hehe thought you were getting on my case there for a minute

hahahaahaha,does anybody out there have a spiggin clue what this threads about.78 pages of nothingness. Funny though well done J2. :apint:

[merv]

You are a worry Jim2, you need to get out a bit more :wacko: :eek5: or did you miss me while I was away working for 3 days?

[sinfull]

hahahaahaha,does anybody out there have a spiggin clue what this threads about.78 pages of nothingness. Funny though well done J2. :apint:

Yeah It's obvious !!! Jim2 realised everybody was bored and continuously hitting the new post button !
So in starting this thread has united everyone once again ! Feel the loveee :love:

[Bren]

You might just be a redneck if: you shout 'I'm a wanker' everywhere in public.

ya rekon?

i thought it was just being honest

[Bren]

awesum vic rattlehead avatar southy

another megadeth fan...:niceone:

[Skyryder]

And the 1% are pig islanders. :jerry::jerry:

[Mikkel]

Quite good troll, although I don't doubt for a second that you might actually have been serious with the OP. Quite good response though, better feedback than recent attempts by people from Hamilton...

Hopefully you'll have a nice and relaxing weekend and come out feeling super on the other end.

[James Deuce]

There's an art to a good pisstake. It was nice to see people having fun.

Bring back Winja!

[jrandom]

I wish I was at the trackday today.

[Usarka]

i would have just got lost riding down in the fog.

[jrandom]

i would have just got lost riding down in the fog.

The trick is to ride down the evening beforehand, fall off, fuck your bike up, and sit sadly at home while everyone else plays on the track on the last fine day before winter.

Or you could just guarantee non-attendance by riding down and fucking your bike up a couple of weeks in advance, so long as it's a Suzuki.

That one little old man in the dusty warehouse in Osaka will be waking up and getting around to finding my parts order sheet any day now, I'm sure.

[onearmedbandit]

That one little old man in the dusty warehouse in Osaka will be waking up and getting around to finding my parts order sheet any day now, I'm sure.

Don't you mean Hamamatsu?

Heh, that reminds me of a story I read in Japan once. Company wanted to get rid of a long serving employee but he wouldn't go. So they gave him a very very small windowless 'office' (read shed) out by the carpark with only a chair and table. He turned up for work every day and sat in his office doing nothing, still drawing a full income. Can't remember how long he carried this on for but it was a very long time, talking years.

[martybabe]

Don't you mean Hamamatsu?

Heh, that reminds me of a story I read in Japan once. Company wanted to get rid of a long serving employee but he wouldn't go. So they gave him a very very small windowless 'office' (read shed) out by the carpark with only a chair and table. He turned up for work every day and sat in his office doing nothing, still drawing a full income. Can't remember how long he carried this on for but it was a very long time, talking years.

Now that's the kind of job I've been looking for,no joy yet. :(

I wanna be a shed sitter. :banana:

[James Deuce]

Don't you mean Hamamatsu?

Heh, that reminds me of a story I read in Japan once. Company wanted to get rid of a long serving employee but he wouldn't go. So they gave him a very very small windowless 'office' (read shed) out by the carpark with only a chair and table. He turned up for work every day and sat in his office doing nothing, still drawing a full income. Can't remember how long he carried this on for but it was a very long time, talking years.
Reminds me of "Office Space". One of my favourite movies.

[Swoop]

Company wanted to get rid of a long serving employee but he wouldn't go. So they gave him a very very small windowless 'office' (read shed) out by the carpark with only a chair and table. He turned up for work every day and sat in his office doing nothing, still drawing a full income.
I was informed by a tell-lie-con worker, that this happened when Tell-lie-con went private.
To get rid of staff they simply put them in a room with nothing to do until they resigned.

[Big Dave]

There's an art to a good pisstake.

How would you know?

[James Deuce]

I was informed by a tell-lie-con worker, that this happened when Tell-lie-con went private.
To get rid of staff they simply put them in a room with nothing to do until they resigned.

That would be me.

I did manage to play in two bands and teach 18 students for a year or two as a result of this though. And do my CCIE back when it meant something. And help develop IGRPE. Those were the days.

[James Deuce]

How would you know?

Answering this question would be tantamount to starting a land war in Asia, and almost as stupid.

[ManDownUnder]

tantamount to starting a land war in Asia, and almost as stupid.

Mate - you just described the inital post in this thread...

[James Deuce]

Thank you Mother.

[Edbear]

Well, I can say without a doubt...
...I AM A WANKER!....like 99 percent of the male population...The other 1% just cant find it...


Where's the percentage for those who don't need the DIY kit?;)


There's an art to a good pisstake. It was nice to see people having fun.

Bring back Winja!

Then you are an artist...:clap:

[Ralph]

Is the 1% margin of error included?