Wheeliemonsta
16th May 2008, 14:05
Two Aussies are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store... as yet, the store isn't ready... only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Kiwi accent asks, "What're yersellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "We're selling arseholes here mate."
Without missing a beat, the Kiwi says, "you must have had a good day, you've only got two left!"
Cheers
:rockon:
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Kiwi accent asks, "What're yersellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "We're selling arseholes here mate."
Without missing a beat, the Kiwi says, "you must have had a good day, you've only got two left!"
Cheers
:rockon: