Pensioner hoons!

[martybabe]

Just a quickie as the actress said to the Bishop.

I just followed a car with it's hazard lights on and as it happens we pulled up alongside each other at the lights. Grandma and Grandpa were sat there looking like they ran out of things to say to each other 65 years ago,so I waved to get there attention. "Excuse me you've got your hazards on, I say you've got your fourways on dear".

So they both start looking round the dash for signs of something amiss, she even looked in the glovebox incase that was the problem. They both looked back at me shrugging their eyes (not easy to do).

Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth.:shit: Straight across six lanes of traffic.Theres a screeching of tyres tootin of horns,muffled screams and I watched as he tootled off up the road,still signaling both ways completely oblivious of the mayhem he'd left in his wake.

I can just hear the conversation at the bowls club,Ere Ethel there was a nasty man at the lights the other day gesturing at our glovebox, well I didn't like the look of him so we drove off. :lol:

These people are on our roads,coming to a town near you, be very afraid and be very careful.

[MIXONE]

You want to see them after they leave the pissden,I mean bowling club.

[SPman]

Geez - the old man hasn't got back in his car again :crazy: - I'd better check!

[MSTRS]

Probably your accent...deaf old c**ts aren't allowed to drive in this country.
Titter :whistle:

[martybabe]

Geez - the old man hasn't got back in his car again :crazy: - I'd better check!

Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.

He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him? :lol:

[007XX]

:rofl:

I love them especially in the supermarkets :crazy:...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube! :killingme

So of course, I turned to her, and said: just being responsible and having safe sex, you know! :innocent: The look on her face was priceless.

She liked me a whole lot better on the next aisle though, as I grabbed her an item she couldn't reach...

*disclaimer: no grannies were harmed in the making of this funny event*

[MIXONE]

Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.

He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him? :lol:

That sounds like me but I wasn't up your way today.:eek:

[ManDownUnder]

She liked me a whole lot better on the next aisle though, as I grabbed her an item she couldn't reach...



LOL... rechargeable batteries by any chance???

[MIXONE]

LOL... rechargeable batteries by any chance???

No the large economy size box of condoms.:rolleyes:

[007XX]

LOL... rechargeable batteries by any chance???

:laugh: Nah...raw sugar. I'm sure she was already sorted on batteries :D

I love the older generation, they're really cool. Some of the old boys have some really wicked sense of humour :niceone:

[martybabe]

You want to see them after they leave the pissden,I mean bowling club.

No really I don't,if their like that sober what they gonna be like with a couple o sherrys in em. :laugh:


Probably your accent...deaf old c**ts aren't allowed to drive in this country.
Titter :whistle:

My accent is virtually undetectable to the naked ear. :bleh: No really you've got a point no Fugger understands me.


:ROFL:

I love them especially in the supermarkets :crazy:...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube! :killing me

So of course, I turned to her, and said: just being responsible and having safe sex, you know! :innocent: The look on her face was priceless.

She liked me a whole lot better on the next aisle though, as I grabbed her an item she couldn't reach...

*disclaimer: no grannies were harmed in the making of this funny event*

:laugh::laugh: How the the fark do you squeeze ky jelly into a chat about pensioners driving habits, your a goddamn sexual wordsmith genius. :rolleyes:

[007XX]

:laugh::laugh: How the the fark do you squeeze ky jelly into a chat about pensioners driving habits, your a goddamn sexual wordsmith genius. :rolleyes:

*bows gracefully*

It's a gift :D

True story though, I promise! :laugh: Maybe it's got something to do with being French? :confused: Fucked if I know...

[yungatart]

Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.

He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him? :lol:

Oh gawd...that's my dad!

[Forest]

:laugh: Nah...raw sugar. I'm sure she was already sorted on batteries :D

I love the older generation, they're really cool. Some of the old boys have some really wicked sense of humour :niceone:

Yep. They were all young once ... unlikely as it sometimes seems.

[martybabe]

Oh gawd...that's my dad!

Will ya please come and get him,he scares the shit outta me.He won't have got far,he only speeds through red lights. :lol:

[yungatart]

Will ya please come and get him,he scares the shit outta me.He won't have got far,he only speeds through red lights. :lol:

Nah, hell no! I moved to HB just to get away from him!
You lot can keep him, and your lousy weather!

[NOMIS]

*bows gracefully*

It's a gift :D

True story though, I promise! :laugh: Maybe it's got something to do with being French? :confused: Fucked if I know...

Must be a shore girl thing..... you got any 20 year old daughters? or younger sister?

[007XX]

Must be a shore girl thing..... you got any 20 year old daughters? or younger sister?

20 year old daughter? :crazy: dang, I would have had to start young...

And my sisters are not yet legal...but they already have a list of followers, I assure you :laugh:

[NOMIS]

20 year old daughter? :crazy: dang, I would have had to start young...

And my sisters are not yet legal...but they already have a list of followers, I assure you :laugh:

haha.. Im sure they do.... Hey and how am I meant to no how old you are? ahaha.

[martybabe]

Nah, hell no! I moved to HB just to get away from him!
You lot can keep him, and your lousy weather!


Squeeze me, on the telly it says it's 22 degrees in the Naki, oh no wait ,that's the channel number.

Look I live here cause it's one of only three NZ place names I can pronounce, that's not reason enough to be subjected to wrinkly racer gangs. :yes:

[007XX]

haha.. Im sure they do.... Hey and how am I meant to no how old you are? ahaha.

Well, you know I'm old enough not to fall for that little trap! :bleh:

[NOMIS]

Well, you know I'm old enough not to fall for that little trap! :bleh:

old enough to need a toyboy perhaps?? :niceone: just joking.

[martybabe]

Look i'm traumatised and all yous can do is chat about sminky pinky, can we please get back to consoling martybabe after his brush with intimidating pensioner thingies.

Thank you.

So how old are ya, oh oh 7? :laugh:

[oldrider]

I love the older generation, they're really cool. Some of the old boys have some really wicked sense of humour :niceone:

So, there is a God after all! :love: you too. :lol: Cheers John.

[martybabe]

So, there is a God after all! :love: you too. :lol: Cheers John.

Hey,I'm a big fan of the olds too,utmost respect,It's just this fella and his bid to wipe out half of New plym I'm worried about. :rolleyes:

[Daffyd]

Maybe, just maybe, if you were talking to him with your helmet on your voice would be a bit garbled to old ears, especially if there was traffic noise.

[martybabe]

Maybe, just maybe, if you were talking to him with your helmet on your voice would be a bit garbled to old ears, especially if there was traffic noise.

Nah,I was in the car and being as friendly looking and polite as I can,poor old dears just got spooked or confused or something.

I just hope they made it home in one piece, the omens weren't good, bless em. :rolleyes:

[Manxman]

Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.

He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him? :lol:

...is he related to this granny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzPicD1I2E

[McJim]

Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.

He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him? :lol:

Dinnae be daft - that's ma wullie. Ma wullie disne know how tae drive a car....and it's still in ma troosers!

[awayatc]

Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth.:shit: l.

That international hand signal needs more then one finger......,
oh and NO fist shaking either......

And it sounds he DOES need his hazardlights on....his kids/grandchildren have probably got them hardwired to the ignition for a reason...:chase:

[mstriumph]

:rofl:

I love them especially in the supermarkets :crazy:...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube! :killingme

So of course, I turned to her, and said: just being responsible and having safe sex, you know! :innocent: The look on her face was priceless.

She liked me a whole lot better on the next aisle though, as I grabbed her an item she couldn't reach...

.........i would have laffed louder if it'd been the KY lube she'd asked you to get down for her 'cause she couldn't reach and you getting the speach about safesex :rolleyes:

[Boob Johnson]

Just a quickie as the actress said to the Bishop.

I just followed a car with it's hazard lights on and as it happens we pulled up alongside each other at the lights. Grandma and Grandpa were sat there looking like they ran out of things to say to each other 65 years ago,so I waved to get there attention. "Excuse me you've got your hazards on, I say you've got your fourways on dear".

So they both start looking round the dash for signs of something amiss, she even looked in the glovebox incase that was the problem. They both looked back at me shrugging their eyes (not easy to do).

Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth.:shit: Straight across six lanes of traffic.Theres a screeching of tyres tootin of horns,muffled screams and I watched as he tootled off up the road,still signaling both ways completely oblivious of the mayhem he'd left in his wake.

I can just hear the conversation at the bowls club,Ere Ethel there was a nasty man at the lights the other day gesturing at our glovebox, well I didn't like the look of him so we drove off. :lol:

These people are on our roads,coming to a town near you, be very afraid and be very careful.
Having grown up in this very area I can vouch for such madness on our roads. True story...a friend of me dear old ma from way back has been in the insurance game for many moons & says NZ had (at one point) the most amount of insurance claims for road accidents per capita than any other OECD country & within NZ the worst was Taranaki :laugh:

I moved away at 20 but in that time saw some pretty mad driving. There were many people who hadn't driven with a lot of traffic in there entire lives so weren't really challenged.

[martybabe]

...is he related to this granny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzPicD1I2E

I wasn't gonna click on that,I've just spent ages on u tube watching vids but it was brilliant. Well done.

[martybabe]

Having grown up in this very area I can vouch for such madness on our roads. True story...a friend of me dear old ma from way back has been in the insurance game for many moons & says NZ had (at one point) the most amount of insurance claims for road accidents per capita than any other OECD country & within NZ the worst was Taranaki :laugh:

I moved away at 20 but in that time saw some pretty mad driving. There were many people who hadn't driven with a lot of traffic in there entire lives so weren't really challenged.

I can believe it,I think their very courteous compared to poms driving but manners aint no good when they've sent ya bowling down the road.

[Boob Johnson]

I can believe it, I think their very courteous compared to poms driving but manners aint no good when they've sent ya bowling down the road.
Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

[martybabe]

Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

Ouch. Now then you,off to bed big day tomorrow. :ride::ride::ride:

[FJRider]

:rofl:

I love them especially in the supermarkets :crazy:...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube! :killingme



Only if you take more than ONE tube

[Boob Johnson]

Ouch. Now then you,off to bed big day tomorrow. :ride::ride::ride:
I just checked in the last guests & this time they weren't "on the game" :buggerd:

[FJRider]

Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

I'm on a budget...I just use cast iron bits.

[Boob Johnson]

I'm on a budget...I just use cast iron bits.
I hope you didn't have to learn your sig the hard way :rofl:

[FJRider]

ONCE or a few more...I dont bounce well.

[007XX]

old enough to need a toyboy perhaps?? :niceone: just joking.

:laugh: Nice reply! :niceone:


Thank you.

So how old are ya, oh oh 7?

I'm somewhere between 0 and a 100...does that answer your question? :D :innocent: Oh Fark it, who gives a pig's arse? I'm 32...happy now?


So, there is a God after all! :love: you too. :lol: Cheers John.

Oh you know you're one of my favourites John...:blip::love: (in the mostrespectful and innocentway of course, for all you dirty minded buggers out there)


...and it's still in ma troosers!

Thank fook for that....I believe would be the correct answer :laugh:

[007XX]

i would have laffed louder if it'd been the KY lube she'd asked you to get down for her 'cause she couldn't reach and you getting the speach about safesex :rolleyes:

:laugh: I honnestly think she would have started hyperventilating...maybe in envy:shutup:


Only if you take more than ONE tube

Now, now...One cannot be too greedy. And besides, one knows how to use these things sparesly and wisely! :whistle:

[idleidolidyll]

I will BE one of them in not too many years and I am gonna take great pleasure in pretending to be deaf dumb and blind as I drive at 38kph weaving all over the road as some young prick tries to get past.
Of course the second he or she has room to make a pass, I will floor it and he or she will head on the oncoming truck.

[martybabe]

I will BE one of them in not too many years and I am gonna take great pleasure in pretending to be deaf dumb and blind as I drive at 38kph weaving all over the road as some young prick tries to get past.
Of course the second he or she has room to make a pass, I will floor it and he or she will head on the oncoming truck.


Me too, when I can get away with blaming it on my age, instead of the meds, I'm gonna be a right fugger. :eek:

[martybabe]

:laugh:



I'm somewhere between 0 and a 100...does that answer your question? :D :innocent: Oh Fark it, who gives a pig's arse? I'm 32...happy[/SIZE]
:

That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection. :rolleyes: :apint:

[Boob Johnson]

That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection. :rolleyes: :apint:
*throws a bucket of water on Marty* :lol:

[martybabe]

*throws a bucket of water on Marty* :lol:

Brrr, damn that was cold. hey bud has it arrived or what? :niceone:

[Boob Johnson]

Brrr, damn that was cold. hey bud has it arrived or what? :niceone:
Yarrrrr, been pissing the neighbours off all afternoon revving it up lol :innocent:

[martybabe]

Yarrrrr, been pissing the neighbours off all afternoon revving it up lol :innocent:

Oh that was you making that racket, :bash: What colour is it, i saw two comming in from up north.

[Boob Johnson]

Oh that was you making that racket, :bash: What colour is it, i saw two comming in from up north.
Na was in a covered trailer

[jrandom]

KY lube

KY?

That goop is awful. You must have been desperate.

Or did you just need it to get the VTR's coolant lines hooked up?

:laugh:

[FJRider]

Now, now...One cannot be too greedy. And besides, one knows how to use these things sparesly and wisely! :whistle:

I dont... wanna show me ???

[007XX]

That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection. :rolleyes: :apint:

Nah, not coy mate...just have some remnant hang up about constantly being called a "spring chicken" :mad: I hate that saying and it's been following me ever since I was about 15 :rolleyes:...a pain when you're a more mature than your age teenager who tries to prove herself.
I'm almost over it now though :laugh:


*throws a bucket of water on Marty* :lol:

Hope you got ice in there Bud! :D


KY?

That goop is awful. You must have been desperate.

Or did you just need it to get the VTR's coolant lines hooked up?

:laugh:

And what else would you recommend, oh wise One? Maybe we should start a new thread asking feedback on lubes? :rofl:


I dont... wanna show me ???

Hmmmm, let's see...I reckon 007XY might be a better teacher! :rofl:

[martybabe]

Nah, not coy mate...just have some remnant hang up about constantly being called a "spring chicken" :mad: I hate that saying and it's been following me ever since I was about 15 :rolleyes:...a pain when you're a more mature than your age teenager who tries to prove herself.
I'm almost over it now though :laugh:



Just once in my life I'd like someone to say , Martybabe your more mature than your age. :lol::lol::lol::killingme

I got more chance of growing a spare willy in my armpit.

[Mikkel]

Fucked if I know...

Fucked if you don't... ;)
The comic I mentioned in the supermarket - I'm sure you'll appreciate it :D
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png


old enough to need a toyboy perhaps??

She's got one of those already I believe... An evil evil man, he also rides a motorcycle! :devil2:


Just once in my life I'd like someone to say , Martybabe your more mature than your age.

Nah, you're not boring mbabe! :no:
Good on ya :2thumbsup

[007XX]

Just once in my life I'd like someone to say , Martybabe your more mature than your age. :killingme

I got more chance of growing a spare willy in my armpit.

Pah!!! Don't ever change ok? Otherwise, we'd have to beat some sense back into you! :devil2: *where's me whip, just in case...*


Fucked if you don't... ;)
The comic I mentioned in the supermarket - I'm sure you'll appreciate it :D


:rofl: Yep...that'd be me right there! :niceone:


She's got one of those already I believe... An evil evil man, he also rides a motorcycle! :devil2:

Oh boy, does he ever?!? :drool: :love: Not just the motorcycle though...:first:

[jrandom]

And what else would you recommend, oh wise One?

KY's thick and goopy and dries quickly when exposed to air, leaving a sticky deposit. It's better than spitting on your fingers, but it's at the bottom of the pile.

Durex Play is also quite low-grade, feels like runny plastic, but it's noticeably better than KY, and if you can only make it to the supermarket instead of a chemist or sex shop, it's your best bet.

Astroglide's always been the best lube, but for some reason it's not being brought into NZ any more. Perfect light texture, doesn't dry out quickly, and for some reason it never feels freezing cold when it comes out of the bottle...

:laugh:

Sylk (http://www.sylk.co.nz/) is made in NZ from all-natural ingredients (it's based on kiwifruit extract!) and, while it suffers from the quick-drying issue, it has a texture almost as good as Astroglide's. You can get it at any chemist. It's what I use.

'Wet Stuff' seems to be the average Kiwi hooker's lube of choice; it's quite synthetic and a little bit goopy, but on the whole it does the job fairly well and doesn't suffer from the drying-in-air issue. Get it from The Den. It comes in big push-down-dispenser bottles as well as squeeze-tubes if you're worried about running out!

There are a few other brands about; just pop into any branch of The Den and ask what they've got. The shop assistants are usually pretty clued up.


Maybe we should start a new thread asking feedback on lubes?

I'd be more interested in seeing who actually had the balls to post comments than in the details of what people thought about each brand!

[Mikkel]

What are your experiences with 'Anal Lube'?

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/AnalLube.jpg

[jrandom]

What are your experiences with 'Anal Lube'?

Actually, my fingers hovered over the keyboard as I debated whether to add the disclaimer that my comments did not necessarily apply to the use of said lubricants for anal intercourse, but then I decided that there was, after all, a limit to how far one could stretch tact and decency on the subject.

I should have guessed that you'd disagree.

:lol:

[Mikkel]

Actually, my fingers hovered over the keyboard as I debated whether to add the disclaimer that my comments did not necessarily apply to the use of said lubricants for anal intercourse, but then I decided that there was, after all, a limit to how far one could stretch tact and decency on the subject.

I should have guessed that you'd disagree.

:lol:

Oh, I'm sure you could use anal lube for other activities than anal intercourse. After all, it's just a brand name... If you don't think so I sure as hell don't hope you have any baby oil sitting around at home. :chase:

Stretching is still the best way to remain flexible ;)

[jrandom]

Stretching is still the best way to remain flexible

I'm not entirely sure that tact and decency are things which I wish to make flexible.

[Mikkel]

I'm not entirely sure that tact and decency are things which I wish to make flexible.

Well, they are both subjective - having a rigid interpretation of what constitutes right and wrong in any regard is certainly not a goal to strive for IMHO.

I.e. I believe it would not be tactful to derail this thread any further. We are already getting far enough from the subject matter.

[jrandom]

Well, they are both subjective - having a rigid interpretation of what constitutes right and wrong in any regard is certainly not a goal to strive for...

Absolutely disagreed. The grey zone of subjective morality is not all-encompassing.

I do love the way KB threads have a tendency to head into uncharted waters, though.

:niceone:

[Swoop]

like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube!

A 5" granny?

A five inch granny?????

That IS short. Somebody washed her in hot water, far too many times.:(

[Mikkel]

Absolutely disagreed. The grey zone of subjective morality is not all-encompassing.

I'm not entirely sure which part you disagree with. Whether they are subjective or whether a rigid mindset is indeed worth striving for. :whistle:

Your so called grey zone is not encompassing at all... If anything it would be a sub-domain of objective morality.

The question is then, what constitutes objective and what constitutes subjective morality? Personally my I think that anything processed and formulated by a human mind can not possibly remain objective - there will always be a subjective influence. Consequently the distinction is to a large degree artificial.


I do love the way KB threads have a tendency to head into uncharted waters, though.

To boldly go... I'm afraid though that there are not that many 'waters' that haven't been charted by one discussion or the other already. If not on KB, then at least on a motorcycle forum.

[jrandom]

The question is then, what constitutes objective and what constitutes subjective morality? Personally my I think that anything processed and formulated by a human mind can not possibly remain objective - there will always be a subjective influence. Consequently the distinction is to a large degree artificial.

Stating that 'everything is subjective' is a cop-out when it's used to slide away from arguing a point.

IMHO, morality should be based on maximal promotion of certain aspects of the human condition in both processes and goals.

Of course, that has nothing to do with this thread.


I'm afraid though that there are not that many 'waters' that haven't been charted by one discussion or the other already. If not on KB, then at least on a motorcycle forum.

Perhaps I over-stretched the metaphor; I meant 'uncharted' as a departure from the expected direction of a discussion.

[007XX]

I'm not entirely sure that tact and decency are things which I wish to make flexible.


Well, they are both subjective - having a rigid interpretation of what constitutes right and wrong in any regard is certainly not a goal to strive for IMHO.

I.e. I believe it would not be tactful to derail this thread any further. We are already getting far enough from the subject matter.

If I hadn't met the both of you individually, I would have said you were one and the same person...:dodge:

Can I be there when you finally meet? :lol:

[007XX]

A 5" granny?

A five inch granny?????
.:(

:doh:

I should've caught that one...:laugh:

[Swoop]

:doh:

I should've caught that one...:laugh:
Well someone has to moderate the moderators!:rofl:

[Mikkel]

Stating that 'everything is subjective' is a cop-out when it's used to slide away from arguing a point.

Well, that's what YOU think ;)


IMHO, morality should be based on maximal promotion of certain aspects of the human condition in both processes and goals.

I question whether morality is not just another tool used to push an agenda - or at least can be used as such. Certainly historical evidence suggests that this idea might hold some merit.

While I believe there is a necessity for some sorts of behaviour regulating mechanisms in any society, I will merely state that trying to define right and wrong too firmly is no more of a cop-out than playing the 'everything is subjective' card. There is a difference though - the 'everything is subjective' argument can not, as easily, be used as a tool to impose your own values and/or agenda upon others.


Perhaps I over-stretched the metaphor; I meant 'uncharted' as a departure from the expected direction of a discussion.

Ah, more along the lines of 'NO ONE expects the Spanish inquisition' then?

[Mikkel]

Can I be there when you finally meet? :lol:

If you make cointreau chocolate mousse and extend an invitation, you know where I'll be. :D

[007XX]

Well someone has to moderate the moderators!:rofl:

Oh, aren't we feeling smug now eh? :bleh:

Tell ya what though...I come from a long line of tiny, really feisty women with big boobs.

Genetics weren't so kind as to adorn me with huge hooters, but were lovely in lending me a reasonnable body height, and leaving me with a half decent back bone...

So....what don't you try to come and moderate me visio ut visio? :devil2::bleh:

[martybabe]

Oh, aren't we feeling smug now eh? :bleh:

Tell ya what though...I come from a long line of tiny, really feisty women with big boobs.

Genetics weren't so kind as to adorn me with huge hooters, but were lovely in lending me a reasonnable body height, and leaving me with a half decent back bone...

So....what don't you try to come and moderate me visio ut visio? :devil2::bleh:


This threads useless without Pix. I genuinely don't know what thread I'm in. :lol:

Is it dicky birds with lube or old farts with dicks ? your all mad. :rolleyes:

[Badjelly]

I believe it would not be tactful to derail this thread any further.
In light of your subsequent contributions, I'd say you're not very tactful.

[Mikkel]

In light of your subsequent contributions, I'd say you're not very tactful.

Oh, I never claimed I was tactful... Indeed to do so would be less than honest. I think most people who know me can vouch for that.

I wasn't the one to bring tact and decency into the discussion though.

I do believe, however, that I am a decent person - and honesty goes with the territory :yes:

[FJRider]

Nah, not coy mate...just have some remnant hang up about constantly being called a "spring chicken" :mad:

And what else would you recommend, oh wise One? Maybe we should start a new thread asking feedback on lubes? :rofl:

Hmmmm, let's see...I reckon 007XY might be a better teacher! :rofl:



Some things I'll leave for the experts to "handle":yes:
This thread is/may be turning BLUE.
I'm well past Spring Chicken...30 years PAST