Motorcyclist specific pimples

[Number One]

:Oi:

I am well beyond the hormonal ravages of teenage hood but everytime I am back riding bikes I get nasty bloody pimples where the chin strap sits!

This is despite using anti pimple wipes whenever I get where I am going :crybaby:

Arrrrgh - grumble over

....this is rant and rave afterall

[Trudes]

I was a clear skinned teenager, but as an "adult" my skin is worse now. Do you wash your helmet bits often?

[Number One]

Do you wash your helmet bits often?
You calling my hubbies penis Durty? :lol:

BTW - must all that booze BUT I've never seen a blemish on you?

[Trudes]

You calling my hubbies penis Durty?

OHHHH!!:pinch: I would never!!! (well, not anywhere he may read about it!!) Is it? Actually, no don't answer that, I want to be able to look at Sully dear without laughing more than I do already!:bleh:

[Trudes]

BTW - must all that booze BUT I've never seen a blemish on you?

Blame it on the booze mate, I do!! Can't say I've seen your zits either, but then again, I don't go looking for them and you usually keep your knickers on.:mellow:

My god! How do we always manage to turn every topic into a load of poos?

[nudemetalz]

Just be like in all of the Hollywood movies and don't bother doing up your strap. They never need to. :lol:

[Bren]

you aint seen nothin.....i sit on a forklift all day and a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross:sick:

[Trudes]

Must resist temptation to add another tag....:msn-wink:

[Number One]

My god! How do we always manage to turn every topic into a load of poos?

It's a gift of ours :lol:

[Trudes]

It's a gift of ours :lol:

haha, we durty bitches that's why eh?! Love the tit bum tag. Loving these tags!:niceone:

[Bren]

Must resist temptation to add another tag....:msn-wink:

dont worry....done

[Steam]

Have you washed the strap? It gets really dirty.

[Pussy]

you aint seen nothin.....i sit on a forklift all day and a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross:sick:

Yep, when I saw the title of the thread, I thought Number One must have had a big zit on her arse from riding.... :rolleyes:

[riffer]

You're bloody lucky you don't grow hair on your face. The strap can really irritate facial hair if you don't shave enough and cause infected hairs.

Just part of life I guess. Washing the strap may help.

[Pussy]

You're bloody lucky you don't grow hair on your face. The strap can really irritate facial hair if you don't shave enough and cause infected hairs.

Just part of life I guess. Washing the strap may help.

That's why I have a beard, not as a fashion statement, but because of bloody ingrown whiskers, particularly on my neck

[riffer]

That's why I have a beard, not as a fashion statement, but because of bloody ingrown whiskers, particularly on my neck

Interesting. If I get ingrown whiskers I have to shave mine off...

[Pussy]

Interesting. If I get ingrown whiskers I have to shave mine off...

If I DO shave, I get the bastards! :crybaby:

[Number One]

Ouch ingrown facial hairs....get those somewhere else occasionally when I haven't exfoliated enough...nasty!

As for my arse people :rolleyes: I can assure you it is as sooth as a babies one and blemish free...just a few scars from a nasty dog bite I got as a youngun.

Haven't ever had a zit on my bum I don't think...pretty sure I'd prefer them there rather than on my face as I don't go without pants in public :lol: well not that much anyway:lol:

Note to self: Must buy some helmet inner cleaner.

[Number One]

Hey on another note...

i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt' when it occured to me that lotsa people assumed it was a pimple on my arse that I was gonna tell yal about YET they still opened up and read the thread :bleh: :lol:

Dirty perves all of ya! :laugh:

[riffer]

Hey on another note...

i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt'


Funny, i was just thinking how credible was this comment without pictorial evidence...

[Number One]

Funny, i was just thinking how credible was this comment without pictorial evidence...
believe what you will.....:lol:

[skidMark]

My god! How do we always manage to turn every topic into a load of poos?


I hadn't even posted yet, go figure. :eek:

[skidMark]

Hey on another note...

i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt' when it occured to me that lotsa people assumed it was a pimple on my arse that I was gonna tell yal about YET they still opened up and read the thread :bleh: :lol:

Dirty perves all of ya! :laugh:

Erm, or you just scroll over the thread title and it brings up the first few lines of the thread without opening it... :blink:

[325rocket]

a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross:sick:

that happened to a mate of mine, turned out to be an ingrown hair. he left it for a few weeks thinking it would go away. by the time he went to the doctor it was straight to the hospital and they had to cut so much flesh out of his arse it wasnt funny (well it was for us but you know) he had months of the nurse visiting him to "repack" his second arsehole. funny as all fuck but a total pain in the ass for him.

[mstriumph]

you aint seen nothin.....i sit on a forklift all day and a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross:sick:
erm :pinch: ...... this comes under the heading of 'too much information' ....

[Subike]

You're bloody lucky you don't grow hair on your face. The strap can really irritate facial hair if you don't shave enough and cause infected hairs.

Why do you think all us older riders have grey wiskers, no irritation, and a natural neck warmer. Also cuts down on wind noise and the other reason......ask her...
Zits from riding? yeap, in the summer only, from wearing all the gear all the time, makes you sweat a bit, nussance after a hard days work and have to ride home grubby, damb things zits. But I visit a lovely lady now and again who has a zit fetish!!! I dont mind.....at all!:innocent:

[sinfull]

Why do you think all us older riders have grey wiskers, no irritation, and a natural neck warmer. Also cuts down on wind noise and the other reason......ask her...
Zits from riding? yeap, in the summer only, from wearing all the gear all the time, makes you sweat a bit, nussance after a hard days work and have to ride home grubby, damb things zits. But I visit a lovely lady now and again who has a zit fetish!!! I dont mind.....at all!:innocent:

This thread goes from bad to worse lol whats her number does she do out work ? I got this one on my shoulder see and dambed if i can reach it lol feel like a crack hoe in a sweat shop !

[martybabe]

:Oi:

I am well beyond the hormonal ravages of teenage hood but everytime I am back riding bikes I get nasty bloody pimples where the chin strap sits!

This is despite using anti pimple wipes whenever I get where I am going :crybaby:

Arrrrgh - grumble over

....this is rant and rave afterall

I've just checked out your gallery and there aint a hint of a pimple anywhere, your just attetion seeking.Ps cute kid btw, cute chin too, but yeah Attention seeking, some people have real pimple issues and your making a mockery of sufferers of pimpleburstier. :nono::laugh: