Betsy gets a new home with gijoe1313!

[gijoe1313]

Well like Britney says, "Oops, I did it again!" ... this fine day, I am now the proud new owner of Betsy, a nice tarty RZ350 :woohoo:

It was all touch n'go, but a welcoming committee was arranged via Donor, Blue Thunder and Sprag. I was meant to be taking a cage and a trailer, but was disabused of this heretical plan and resulted in me being pillioned by Blue Thunder!

Somehow we all ended up BP Autobahn Papakura, ready to meet Betsy and Chanceyy at Te Aroha.

Was a bit of a foggy patch heading to Ngatea and it seems the double 'ard cruisier bastards wiv' their fingerless gloves got to prove their rep! :lol:

Sprag needed to meet Ivana Tinkle and he got to meet her a lot this trip! :msn-wink:

Anyhow, at Te Aroha met up with Betsy and Chanceyy and got into a right ol'natter about things biking and Betsy. After the confab, I got onto Betsy, fired her up and promptly smoked out the entire road! :rofl: :devil2: got a bit of nosh at the local greasy spoon (mmm Steak and Mussel pie anyone?) and back home we went.

Home via Hamilton and Quasi's! :innocent: Blue Thunder needed some new leather trousers and I ended up with a new pair of glubs. Then a quick pootle back home so all could end up rested and basking in a job well done.

Well all except for me, who had to cage it back to pick up the rest of Betsy's wardrobe! Extra wheel rims, body trim, a clapped out donk etc. etc.! :doh:

All good! Got in an extra chat with Chanceyy and it was all go go home! Just processed the piccies and heres the thread!

Pic1 : The misbegotten trio on the prowl for loose change, looser women (or men) and unattended food
Pic2 : The stop at Ngatea had Donor strutting his stuff, impressing the local girlies who followed him like a Molestacating Pied Piper :love: :sick:
Pic3 : Mmmm Betsy, myyyy pprrreccccciouuuusssssss....
Pic4 : Mmmm Betsy, so tarty and smelly and smoky!
Pic5 : Mmmm Betsy, so d'you come here often then?
Pic6 : I hope this Quasi chap does come onto me!

[gijoe1313]

And at this moment, Betsy is snuggled up in a nice man cave with her bits covered, got a lekky blankie and everything chur chur! And she is fed and entertained...

Got her nose in a feedbag and scoffing away without remorse and after the tucker is into a good read ... only for the articles mind! :o :msn-wink:

She's a good lass, will see how she reacts when I start to tart her up a bit more and put on some glad rags! :innocent:

[EJK]

wtf you got another bike??? :lol:

[The Pastor]

when i get around to brining back ur forking wheel (hehe) im so claiming a ride on it.

[Pedrostt500]

This is what poor defenceless motor bikes need is adoption from those who would see the poor motor bike being neglected or abused, i say adopt a motorcycle today, and sell your children into slavery.

[Trudes]

Well I'm glad ol' Betsy found a good home, Chanceyy can be happy in the knowledge that you'll take good care of her, woohoo, more 2smoker goodness for you!:banana:

[chanceyy]

She's a good lass, will see how she reacts when I start to tart her up a bit more and put on some glad rags! :innocent:

hmmm so she did not strip in the presence of the bigger bikes huh ... her standards must be higher these days .. :lol:

Good to finally meet you Justin & the other guys :yes: I am totally rapped that Betsy has found a home with you ... ya both have that big personality so together you will be a formidable combination :devil2:

Looking forward to the updates on how she is doing & the restoration (spanner nites) that will ensue .. :rolleyes:

[paturoa]

Congrats on the new too smoker,

... are all of those boxes full with mags with "articles"?.

... leave the bed behind the pipes to soak up the start up splatter would be a good idea too.

[Sparrowhawk]

That cave of yours must be getting pretty full! Let me know when you're doing the spanner nights, I'll try and get parole to come round :lol:

[Lteejay]

You must be heading for your own football team of bikes Justin :niceone: Whats next???

[u4ea]

well I can confirm Gijoe ,that Betsy is a nice wee lass but BE WARNED! :devil2:She has a dark side to that pretty exterior! I have witnessed her stripping myself! :gob:She has on many occasions tried to corrupt my suzzi slapper :o,but suzzi has more decorum of course!:innocent: Betsy has a way of wooing you into her grip then WAMMO ... she either does the hell strip tease or if it's a back road her real true colours come out!:cool: She has an adictive nature also,she will smoke :stoogie:you out of house and home..

Happy trails matey:sunny:

[scracha]

Spotted ya going through Te Aroha and tootled me horn. Towing horses so couldnie catchup te say hello.

[martybabe]

Well done, It's a mobile Rotorua. :rolleyes:

We need to keep these hideous smelly wonderful things on the road, I'm glad (you've) got it mate. Enjoy smokey Joe. :niceone:

Hey who's the good looking fella on the right in the first photo, He looks like my long lost twin brother.

[HungusMaximist]

You've certainly got a shit load of bikes Justin..

I look forward to the day when I get to go for burn on all of them.

[Disco Dan]

sounds like a cattery in that garage of yours! ..only more manly.. hehe

[MIXONE]

A good score and as usual a bloody good write up.:niceone:

[Meekey_Mouse]

Congrats on the new addition Justin :banana:

[gijoe1313]

Well you wouldn't believe it, but I've just now gone and done it again ... going with zeocen to go hook up another two wheels of freedom! :innocent:

Will have another thread for it ... :confused:

[glice]

Lucky bugger, I wish I could aford to adopt more bikes, will soon tho (maby not, but I'll try)

[madandy]

The saviour of lost children...nice wee collection coming together man :niceone:

[RC1]

good score BTW looks like the kids in pic 2 are taking the piss out of donor :whistle:

[chanceyy]

well I can confirm Gijoe ,that Betsy is a nice wee lass but BE WARNED! :devil2:She has a dark side to that pretty exterior! I have witnessed her stripping myself! :gob:She has on many occasions tried to corrupt my suzzi slapper :o,but suzzi has more decorum of course! Betsy has a way of wooing you into her grip then WAMMO ... she either does the hell strip tease or if it's a back road her real true colours come out! She has an adictive nature also,she will smoke :stoogie:you out of house and home..

Happy trails matey:sunny:

hey who was leading who astray .. Now I think it was almost a toss up between the two slappers .. Suzzi & Betsy .. they both had their moments huh .. :laugh: :bleh:


Congrats on the new addition Justin

Seen you in taupo today Meekey just was not quite quick enough to get your attention to say hi ..you were just leaving the cafe area by the lake when I seen the bike & kb logo on your jacket & realised who you were :cool: so will catch up with you hopefully on the gut buster


Well you wouldn't believe it, but I've just now gone and done it again ... going with zeocen to go hook up another two wheels of freedom!

Will have another thread for it ...

ohh gawd Justin .. as if Betsy is not enough of a challenge huh.... and that damn Britany song has a lot to answer for ......:spanking: but congrats guys .. a garage full of slappers you guys will be in heaven .. :laugh:

[Swoop]

So. A slow weekend then?

Only purchased 1 1/2 bikes...



When is your bike dealership going to open? Not that you will sell any bikes, but you will get to ride any bike you wish!

:niceone:

[gijoe1313]

As I have stated previously, with hand over heart and scout's gesture ... I promise not to buy any more bikes this year! :o

Instead I shall devote myself to restoring the other two tarty RZ chew fiddies (namely Daphne and Dandi) to full working order and end up wrecking the entire gubbermint plans of carbon credits to barter with :innocent:

However... let it be known that now I have a 100cc (ok, make that 1 1/2), 1 operating RZ250 (and two to be put back on the road), a RZ350 (who shall be spanked and spanked again), a little ol'hornet (who is rejoicing in being given a little break from being ridden all over the show) and a Big Ol'Hornet ...

This is enuff for even an almighty plonker like me ... (Tui ad) I'm now creating a little roster to ensure I keep track of making sure I spread the riding love among them all! :rolleyes:

Thanks everybody for putting up with my idiosyncratic ways, I still got a passel of things to do yet ... and its sure dang fun to do it unsensibly like the way I am! Ahyuk! :drool:

Momma done told me I was a dang fewl for bein' a biking idjit!

[Donor]

Well, what can I say but DAMN that bike is a ... a ... a downright SLAPPER!

She spent most of the ride back to The Counties Region(tm)* staring at the bum of My Bike, however on top of the Bombays she zapped past, hurtling a red camo wearing occupant at warp 4.7 before settling down and wiggling her skinny butt in My Bikes face, so much so that My Bike not only begin to leak fluid over the rear tire, my boots and much of SH1, but when the two of them finally got a hance to talk in my gargre, My Bike lost his load all over the ground!

I've had to separate the crusier and Betsy, I believe her intent is to bring no end of mischief into my gargre and its environs!

And with Peetwo, the newest A100 and EJs FXR in there, alas the reading material has been hidden as well, lest I be accused of corrupting minors!

*I do NOT live in bloody Auckland, Papakura is 32km south of Auckland, I live in the Counties region dammit!

[NOMIS]

As I have stated previously, with hand over heart and scout's gesture ... I promise not to buy any more bikes this year! :o

Instead I shall devote myself to restoring the other two tarty RZ chew fiddies (namely Daphne and Dandi) to full working order and end up wrecking the entire gubbermint plans of carbon credits to barter with :innocent:

However... let it be known that now I have a 100cc (ok, make that 1 1/2), 1 operating RZ250 (and two to be put back on the road), a RZ350 (who shall be spanked and spanked again), a little ol'hornet (who is rejoicing in being given a little break from being ridden all over the show) and a Big Ol'Hornet ...

This is enuff for even an almighty plonker like me ... (Tui ad) I'm now creating a little roster to ensure I keep track of making sure I spread the riding love among them all! :rolleyes:

Thanks everybody for putting up with my idiosyncratic ways, I still got a passel of things to do yet ... and its sure dang fun to do it unsensibly like the way I am! Ahyuk! :drool:

Momma done told me I was a dang fewl for bein' a biking idjit!

Do you no what. I love what your doing. hahaha

Wish I had more than one bike, track bike, dirt bike , motard, cruiser, tourer, naked , and a sports bike. and the fully fledged streetfighter.

blody awsum mate bling on the way.

[nodrog]

Well you wouldn't believe it, but I've just now gone and done it again ... going with zeocen to go hook up another two wheels of freedom! :innocent:

Will have another thread for it ... :confused:

WTF!????

you're related to DMNTD aye?

[EJK]

Wanna buy the FXR too?

[Donor]

Wanna buy the FXR too?

No, but I will claim it under customary gargre tribal rights to pay for storage :devil2:

[chanceyy]

Well, what can I say but DAMN that bike is a ... a ... a downright SLAPPER!

She spent most of the ride back to The Counties Region(tm)* staring at the bum of My Bike, however on top of the Bombays she zapped past, hurtling a red camo wearing occupant at warp 4.7 before settling down and wiggling her skinny butt in My Bikes face, so much so that My Bike not only begin to leak fluid over the rear tire, my boots and much of SH1, but when the two of them finally got a hance to talk in my gargre, My Bike lost his load all over the ground!

I've had to separate the crusier and Betsy, I believe her intent is to bring no end of mischief into my gargre and its environs!

And with Peetwo, the newest A100 and EJs FXR in there, alas the reading material has been hidden as well, lest I be accused of corrupting minors!

*I do NOT live in bloody Auckland, Papakura is 32km south of Auckland, I live in the Counties region dammit!

well Donor I did try to warn you boyz but I am sure you ignored me .. :wacko:

nice to see you bike has no control & loses his load so easily & quickly in the company of the said slapper ... it does have taste after all (for a cruiser) :whistle:.. I do believe there is a specific name for that condition .. :scratch:

[zeocen]

Chanceyy, you must be the perfect height because when I sat on Betsy it was one of the most comfortable sport bikes out there! It's nice to know Justin has a 2 stroke that doesn't have a deathwished gimpy front brake too, that rz350 goes! :O

[Donor]

Chanceyy, you must be the perfect height because when I sat on Betsy it was one of the most comfortable sport bikes out there! It's nice to know Justin has a 2 stroke that doesn't have a deathwished gimpy front brake too, that rz350 goes! :O

WTF??

You ride a 2 stroker, a brake is the least of your needs - cajones of brass are higher on the wish list :D

[yod]

ah the dirty ol' tart becomes a jafa

she'll be down on fort st before you know it :laugh:

[gijoe1313]

Chanceyy, you must be the perfect height because when I sat on Betsy it was one of the most comfortable sport bikes out there! It's nice to know Justin has a 2 stroke that doesn't have a deathwished gimpy front brake too, that rz350 goes! :O

:oi-grr: I dunno zerocen is a complete wuss at times, I been everywhere on Daisy and shes always been perky and up for it!

I guess Daisy is always going to be with me since we have an understanding that others can't share! :love: :rofl:

[chanceyy]

Chanceyy, you must be the perfect height because when I sat on Betsy it was one of the most comfortable sport bikes out there! It's nice to know Justin has a 2 stroke that doesn't have a deathwished gimpy front brake too, that rz350 goes! :O

hmm yup I am definately no short arse ... ummm Betsy's brakes are crap too but I guess I was used to them & knew how much stopping power I did not have :whistle:


ah the dirty ol' tart becomes a jafa

she'll be down on fort st before you know it :laugh:

:laugh: well she packed a paddy you sent the RF down the road .. she couldn't strip in its presence any more :nya:

[chanceyy]

ohhh & BTW blue thunder ummmm here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1570225&postcount=47) are the pics of bear & crazy frog doing ... :nono: I dunna wanna know what they was doing .. blardy rude though if you ask me :innocent:

[yod]

:laugh: well she packed a paddy you sent the RF down the road .. she couldn't strip in its presence any more :nya:

i dont think the RF was ever the same after that fateful day.....

[zeocen]

I'm not talking about the actual brakes, I'm takling about the brake LEVER, you have to be Dhalsim from Street Fighter just to reach the damn thing on Daisy. Every single person apart from him who has ridden it tells him to get it fixed, but noooo, stubborn asian.

I prefer Betsy over Daisy.:headbang::headbang: :yes:

[gijoe1313]

I'm not talking about the actual brakes, I'm takling about the brake LEVER, you have to be Dhalsim from Street Fighter just to reach the damn thing on Daisy. Every single person apart from him who has ridden it tells him to get it fixed, but noooo, stubborn asian.

I prefer Betsy over Daisy.:headbang::headbang: :yes:

'you do realise I am going to put the brake lever into the same position for me?

[zeocen]

You'd have to physically bend it to do that :D
You do realise if you're going to go down that route to prove a point you're going to have to do the same to your 746294 other bikes :>

[chanceyy]

I'm not talking about the actual brakes, I'm takling about the brake LEVER, you have to be Dhalsim from Street Fighter just to reach the damn thing on Daisy. Every single person apart from him who has ridden it tells him to get it fixed, but noooo, stubborn asian.

I prefer Betsy over Daisy.:headbang::headbang: :yes:


:eek: does daisy know she has been replaced by Betsy .. could be a real :girlfight: over your affections :laugh:

[gijoe1313]

I'm not talking about the actual brakes, I'm takling about the brake LEVER, you have to be Dhalsim from Street Fighter just to reach the damn thing on Daisy. Every single person apart from him who has ridden it tells him to get it fixed, but noooo, stubborn asian.

I prefer Betsy over Daisy.:headbang::headbang: :yes:

And it finally turns out .. that its the clutch lever in question :slap: :thud: I was already in agreement that the clutch lever was a problem, but nothing wrong with the brake lever since I had already replaced it! :lol:

I dunno ... I think I have to hit zeocen with a Motorcycling Basics Manual sometimes I do ... my giddy aunt! :rolleyes: