Wheeliemonsta
19th May 2008, 08:58
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said,’ Yes, I got a suit; I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere’.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge? 'The farmer said,’ Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something? 'The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question...
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and
that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said,’ Yes, I got a suit; I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere’.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge? 'The farmer said,’ Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something? 'The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question...
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and
that's why I wants a dayvorce.'