What's your role on KB?

[Kittyhawk]

:laugh:Whats you role on KB?:lol:

[DUCATI*HARD]

:laugh:Whats you role on KB?:lol:

supervisor:devil2:

[Big Dave]

Foot long teriyaki chicken on white not toasted hold the pickles and jalopenos bit of salt sweet onion dressing.

[LilSel]

Where's the option for 'resident homo'?

[inlinefour]

Role? Does that imply that we need to do some work around here? I'm the site reminder that serious bins have serious life long consequences. Oh and to wind all you all up if I ever get the oppotunity. There should be a few more options like: whingebags, the possum kissing tree hugging hippies and the PC brigade. Then there is me, the one who wants to upset those 3 types of people as much as possible. Kind of a hobby really. :devil2:

[phaedrus]

I'm the lurker..... .... Bugger

[babyB]

:baby: hiding in the shadows afraid of what i have become

KB addict

[carver]

im here to spiritually advise the mormons

[fergie]

to promote KB to all riders that call into my shop

[Maha]

Waiting to see who's going to be my next friend.

[Zuki Bandit]

Ummmm..... long time lingerer?

[Str8 Jacket]

Every site needs a fucked up alcoholic, right?

[Colapop]

Yo. I roll on KB. Me am crusher. Word :Punk:

[nodrog]

residint speling champeon

[Blossom]

Oh can I be the resident psychotic? I realise there are a lot of other contenders...but I asked first.:Pokey:

:msn-wink:

[HornetBoy]

:cool: "Village idiot" Pretty self-explanitory really :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

I pwn n00bz.

[sels1]

role? is this something we audition for?

[jrandom]

Foot long teriyaki chicken on white not toasted hold the pickles and jalopenos bit of salt sweet onion dressing.

Meatball on roasted garlic cheddar toasted extra jalapenos mayo and BBQ.

The lady at the Paeroa shop makes the best roles ever.

[Oakie]

Errr, statistical analyst and minor comedian (87% of the time)

EDIT: Ooh. And HR / Industrial Relations advisor and CV checker

[PrincessBandit]

Repetiteur. Oh, sorry that's my other life; got confused by sels1's answer.
Here, I'm a wall-flower.

[James Deuce]

I am a Level 12 Magic User.

[Meekey_Mouse]

I don't think I have a role :confused: :crybaby:

Oooh... No wait... I'm the blonde who asks the stupid questions!!! :clap::stupid:

[Virago]

I spend half the day (and half the night) shifting threads to where they should have been started in the first place. :bleh:

[Katman]

The Ever Seeing Eye. :msn-wink:

[kiwifruit]

I'm looking for true love.

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm looking for true love.

I love you.

[The Stranger]

To (always respectfully, may I add) highlight obvious truths to those that are either lacking in clarity or simply confused.

[The Stranger]

I spend half the day (and half the night) shifting threads to where they should have been started in the first place. :bleh:

Don't you find that rather futile?
Does it really matter in the over all scheme of things if a thread is not in the correct box, or are you OCD?

[Hitcher]

Wet blanket.

[Virago]

Don't you find that rather futile?
Does it really matter in the over all scheme of things if a thread is not in the correct box, or are you OCD?

I'm so anal, I have a permanent pucker.

[The Stranger]

I'm looking for true love.

It's a hard road finding the perfect bike son.

PS get a Fazer.

[Number One]

There's no option for general shit talker?

Anyway - that's me and I am also addicted to this blardy place.

If not for this place what the hell would I do with myself on off work sick days?!

[Str8 Jacket]

If not for this place what the hell would I do with myself on off work sick days?!

I usually pull sickies so that I can go for a ride!

[Number One]

I am far too goodie two shoes for that...looking forward to Fridays ride btw :blip:

[MSTRS]

Resistor of banality.

[CookMySock]

looking for hawt chix ? :whistle:

DB

[Number One]

looking for hawt chix ? :whistle:

DB

Ha haa! Good luck in your search...we call you horny bastard instead? Would you prefer that to just plain ole bastard ;)

[MIXONE]

I'm the resident Dirty Old Man.:cool:

[vifferman]

Village idiot.

[nodrog]

:cool: "Village idiot" Pretty self-explanitory really :rolleyes:


Village idiot.

seems to be the prefered proffesion here, is the pay good or somthing?

[MisterD]

Luddite and anti-gear-nazi leaguer.

[007XX]

The lady at the Paeroa shop makes the best roles ever.

You're into role playing with strangers now? The mind boggles...


I'm the resident Dirty Old Man.:cool:

I would have thought that title'd be snapped up way before that :shutup:




Personally, I am the site chameleon, meandering between insightful unrequired point of views to downright predictably lascivious ramblings of the sexual nature which make me first and foremost THE STRUMPET :woohoo:

[ManDownUnder]

fuckwit pointer outer, occasional comic... part time old fart

[vifferman]

seems to be the prefered proffesion here, is the pay good or somthing?
Oh.
My bad: I was too lazy to see if someone else already had that post.

Is curmudgeon gone? :spudwhat:

[gijoe1313]

I'm the random asian who is always saying "where all the drunk white girls at?" or "anyone got stray cats n'dogs they not to be needing?" or "rook out you cwazy driver! Ruck you!"

Failing that, I spout random motes of malaproprisms and misapplied musings of a meandering mention.

And oh yeah, sometimes I ride bikes, sometimes I buy one, sometimes I fix them and on the rare occasion fall off them into ponga trees down a bank, corners and get hit by ninja assassin ducks.

[chanceyy]

And oh yeah, sometimes I ride bikes, sometimes I buy one, sometimes I fix them and on the rare occasion fall off them into ponga trees down a bank, corners and get hit by ninja assassin ducks.


only one ????? :gob: or is that meant to say one at a time .... :laugh: :bleh:

[Mikkel]

Watching the game, havin' a bud.

Wasting my time. Wasting your time. Taking the piss, having a laugh.

Struggling to accept that some people just want simple answers - not correct answers, just simple.

[Colapop]

People simple?

[Trudes]

Farked if I know, lingering to talk shit and waste time I should otherwise be spending doing more important stuff.:whistle:

[Str8 Jacket]

Struggling to accept that some people just want simple answers - not correct answers, just simple.

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

[Mikkel]

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

I'd wish - but I fail on the anal part... :rolleyes: [p/t]

If you read a bit deeper you'll see that I consider it as more of a failure on my part than anything. Otherwise I wouldn't be struggling to accept it would I?

[Hitcher]

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

I don't think that that is a club of one.

[Mikkel]

I don't think that that is a club of one.

Pardon my insolence, but I have a question of a grammatical nature.

Would that not be either 'I don't think that, that is a club of one.' or 'I don't think that is a club of one.' ?

[Str8 Jacket]

I don't think that that is a club of one.

Oh, I believe you. I really do!! :yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Im the headspace converter:shifty:

Teaching newbs that riding biks is like riding goats..... as they found out last week....one got a wee bit too excited and binned:laugh:

or maybe im that boring biker that everyone thinks why did she put that non biking thread up:bleh: cos im outside that binned up square:laugh:

[vifferman]

I've changed my mind. I'm gonna be the flipsy-flopsy, jellyfish like, midn changing thingo.


Ooh - I've changed my mind again. I've decided it would be more appropriate to be the Site Sad Sack. :yes:
Plus that has a nice asssssonance to it. Or alliteration. Or summat.
I'm not really sure. :confused:


But I do feel sad today. I think it's the bipolarism that the last specialist said I had that I thought was crap. Yeah that. Kicking in.
Or that other thing...wassits... um... oh yeah.... scitzofrenia.

ooh OOOH! I could be the Site Sad Sack/Schizophrenic! :banana: :crybaby::(:wari: :buggerd:

Or summat.

Or not.

Dunno really.... :confused:

[martybabe]

My role is Site titter-er, I search the threads looking for a titter, then I titter at it. It would be a damn shame if people posted funny stuff and no one tittered at it. :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

That's carver - click the link in my siggy block if you dare... (very very NWS...)

[Kittyhawk]

That's carver - click the link in my siggy block if you dare... (very very NWS...)

I shouldnt have clicked on that.....:devil2: must be those blue eyes he has, draws them in, moves in for the kill...:spanking:

[ManDownUnder]

moves in for the kill...:spanking:

...if that's code for "roots them up the bum" then yes...

[NOMIS]

to talk about me , me , me , me Dont car what any one else has to say!

just Joking.

[Blossom]

Noone has claimed the safety police badge yet.....any takers????:innocent:

[Swoop]

Recon for the repost QRF.

only one ????? :gob: or is that meant to say one at a time .... :laugh: :bleh:
No, that is per day.

[Kittyhawk]

...if that's code for "roots them up the bum" then yes...

mmm spitroast suddenly cums to mind:shutup:

[PrincessBandit]

looking for hawt chix ? :whistle:

DB

Ha, you're just hoping for a :spanking: from bc for that comment aren't you?!

[Qkchk]

Self-explanatory isnt?

[Curious_AJ]

I think my role is to be the annoyer of people with my absent-minded-ness... :D mmm potatoes...

[Disco Dan]

....any takers????:innocent:

:devil2: do you come with or without a spare tire? :devil2:

[avgas]

i come here like many others.....for the porn

[FROSTY]

-picker upperer of busted bikes

[The Stranger]

Struggling to accept that some people just want simple answers - not correct answers, just simple.

I can see why that would be a struggle for one such as yourself who is hell bent on giving complex and incorrect answers.

[Disco Dan]

So am I the only one here that is here to talk about bikes? :cool:

[Kittyhawk]

So am I the only one here that is here to talk about bikes? :cool:

well in that sense if you are talking about your current "ride" no.

im the new half handicripple...

*looks around to start a hansicripple fight":Oops:

[SPman]

The lady at the Paeroa shop makes the best roles ever.
In which persona?

[Tank]

Im only here to look at 007XX's avitars. 2 Tank Thumbs up:2thumbsup

She's never had one I didnt like.

As for the rest of ya - mehhh whatever.

[Trudes]

Im only here to look at 007XX's avitars. 2 Tank Thumbs up:2thumbsup

She's never had one I didnt like.



Even the one of my hubby's arse??

[Maha]

Im only here to look at 007XX's avitars. 2 Tank Thumbs up:2thumbsup

She's never had one I didnt like.

As for the rest of ya - mehhh whatever.

You dont have to crawl up her arse Tank, she likes you ok?


Even the one of my hubby's arse??

Especially that one!!!

[bert_is_evil]

curmudgeon

[007XX]

Im only here to look at 007XX's avitars. 2 Tank Thumbs up:2thumbsup

She's never had one I didnt like.


Aaaww...cheers mate. *pssst...check my profile now! :niceone:


Even the one of my hubby's arse??

I was threatened via rep to take it down :lol: (just kidding, he's got a lovely pert wee bum, he does! :yes:)

[Tank]

Even the one of my hubby's arse??

Especially the one of your hubbys arse !!! Its my desktop wallpaper.

I also used it to create several gay adverts on nzdating with the email addresses of people who have pissed me off.

Most useful avatar ever!

[Tank]

Aaaww...cheers mate. *pssst...check my profile now! :niceone:




:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: - That ass is spectacular!

[Trudes]

Especially the one of your hubbys arse !!! Its my desktop wallpaper.

I also used it to create several gay adverts on nzdating with the email addresses of people who have pissed me off.

Most useful avatar ever!

Glad you liked it and find it as useful as I do!

[peasea]

My roll on kb? Ham.

[MadDuck]

I also used it to create several gay adverts on nzdating with the email addresses of people who have pissed me off.



Now thats VERY clever ..... :cool:

[CookMySock]

Ha haa! Good luck in your search...we call you horny bastard instead? Would you prefer that to just plain ole bastard ;)Well, in reality, just a cuddle is fine, and I'm too careful to be a genuine bastard of a bastard. A bit of a pretender bastard really, so shhh ok.. ;) Oh I don't search for them.. they search for me lol..


Ha, you're just hoping for a :spanking: from bc for that comment aren't you?!Yes please, miss music teacher.. oh! from bc, scuse.. I thort you were offering for a second ;)

DB

[Blossom]

:devil2: do you come with or without a spare tire? :devil2:

:gob:Ok thats it, I am going on a diet... tomorrow..:soon:
:lol:

[007XX]

Especially the one of your hubbys arse !!! Its my desktop wallpaper.

I also used it to create several gay adverts on nzdating with the email addresses of people who have pissed me off.

Most useful avatar ever!


:killingme :killingme :killingme...oh I bet he's gonna looooooove that! Love your work! :niceone:


That ass is spectacular!

I thought so too...

[EJK]

Ummmmmm All above?? :blink:

:laugh:

[yungatart]

I'm a bitch...in fact I am THE bitch...Miss Bitch, to you lot!

[Maha]

I'm a bitch...in fact I am THE bitch...Miss Bitch, to you lot!

Smooooooooooooooth talking Bitch??........that cooks?...:chase:

[ManDownUnder]

Smooooooooooooooth talking Bitch??........that cooks?...:chase:

Eggs???

Sunny side up please, yolks firm but nibbly... (was that a metaphor for something else or WHAT????)

[yungatart]

Eggs???

Sunny side up please, yolks firm but nibbly... (was that a metaphor for something else or WHAT????)

Bugger off!!!
Metaphors...pfft
Eggs...:sick:

[peasea]

Bugger off!!!
Metaphors...pfft
Eggs...:sick:

Yeah, cook the man some ****ing eggs!

Good lord, obstreperous wenches everywhere

[MyGSXF]

My role is Site titter-er, I search the threads looking for a titter, then I titter at it. It would be a damn shame if people posted funny stuff and no one tittered at it. :laugh:

I must be the site titter-er titter-er-atter then!!! :lol: coz you make me titter an awful lot at your titter-er-atter titting antics! :wacko:

[martybabe]

I must be the site titter-er titter-er-atter then!!! :lol: coz you make me titter an awful lot at your titter-er-atter titting antics! :wacko:

Do you know that post is impossible to say out loud. :laugh: bloody funny though. I shall now titter at it. :laugh:

[DMNTD]

Resident innocent bastard and occasional buyer of motorcycles ;)

[Pussy]

Resident innocent bastard and occasional buyer of motorcycles ;)

OCCASIONAL BUYER OF MOTORCYCLES?? You're singlehandedly keeping a large percentage of motorcycle manufacturers working overtime!! :bleh:

[DMNTD]

OCCASIONAL BUYER OF MOTORCYCLES?? You're singlehandedly keeping a large percentage of motorcycle manufacturers working overtime!! :bleh:

LOL! Whatever...but in saying that I'm currently out selling,and buying my boss atm :pinch:


BTW...I couldn't wait for my Duc to arrive so I just had to buy another bike until it arrives :rolleyes:

[yungatart]

Yeah, cook the man some ****ing eggs!

Good lord, obstreperous wenches everywhere

I Am "The Bitch".
I don't do eggs....ya wanna argue with me???:girlfight:

[Colapop]

I will!! You're not a bitch, you're a Tart!! (I know coz I seen your <strike>smelly</strike> frilly undies!!)

[yungatart]

Actually, I'm both!

And you are either a very silly or a very brave man.....

[Colapop]

You know I'm both!!

[Number One]

Actually, I'm both!

And you are either a very silly or a very brave man.....
Oh he is both! But he is also alot farken bigger than you - that seems to breed a certain kind of 'confidence'

Blardy Yeti :dodge:

[Colapop]

I'M NOT HAIRY!! And I'm not big... I'm svelte...

[yungatart]

Oh he is both! But he is also alot farken bigger than you - that seems to breed a certain kind of 'confidence'

Blardy Yeti :dodge:

Yep, but the bigger they are...
I'm not scared of Col..or cheese..

[Number One]

I'm not scared of Col..or cheese..

oooo you are a hard worman "Tarty Bitch"...:buggerd:

[Colapop]

Not even the smelly rotten blue stuff????

[Mikkel]

I Am "The Bitch".
I don't do eggs....ya wanna argue with me???:girlfight:

Ahem, some of my memories from my last visit to Napier may be hazy... But I do recall some kind lady cooking me a few eggs after I unwrapped myself from my bike. Not that I want to argue...


I'M NOT HAIRY!!

Considering your monkey impression I'd have to say you are indeed surprisingly un-hairy.

MONKEY! :clap:


Not even the smelly rotten blue stuff????

It's not rotten, it's moldy - there's a difference. :yes: And it's all good :D
But yeah, it does smell a bit...

[RC1]

I'm looking for true love.

so dans just a fling then :buggerd:

[RC1]

did someone say roll up :doobey:

[Colapop]

Ahem, some of my memories from my last visit to Napier may be hazy...SOME???

Considering your monkey impression I'd have to say you are indeed surprisingly un-hairy.
MONKEY! :clap:It was a gorilla

It's not rotten, it's moldy - there's a difference. :yes: And it's all good :D
But yeah, it does smell a bit...When something is rotten it's usually mouldy... Rotten cheese

[scumdog]

Meeeh, it seems like certain KBers (like the ones posting in the last 30 or so posts on this thread) have a role of being post whores...:whistle:

[Colapop]

Ooooo MEEEOOOWWW!!! :girlfight:

[scumdog]

And if the cap fits you may wear it...:lol::2thumbsup

[McJim]

It's a shame you can't choose 2. I stir shit and organise rides.

[Mikkel]

SOME???
It was a gorilla

At least that one stuck :D


When something is rotten it's usually mouldy... Rotten cheese

That may be the case - but that is not the same as saying that if it's moldy, then it's usually rotten :cool:

[inlinefour]

well in that sense if you are talking about your current "ride" no.

im the new half handicripple...

*looks around to start a hansicripple fight":Oops:

Bring it on biaaaaarch! Yippie kai yay motherfucker!!! :kick::killingme:finger::2guns:

[PrincessBandit]

I'M NOT HAIRY!! And I'm not big... I'm svelte...

Or you could go with the option "I'm not fat, i'm fluffy" perhaps? (if fur/hair/pelt is the coating in question......)

[fire eyes]

I keep the place warm!

[gismo]

Acts all innocent like.... i'm the resident angel :whistle: :innocent: :shifty:

[Kittyhawk]

Bring it on biaaaaarch! Yippie kai yay motherfucker!!! :kick::killingme:finger::2guns:

i got my chair sorted your turn bitch... the fight for kb handicripple title begins!

And Ive almost worked out my role.....me thinks...

All these posthoes! geez how much ya gettin paid per post? cant be much, do almost feel sorry for you lot slaving your fingers away to bone over a keyboard drinking coffee...

only when the boss sneaks up behind and gives you a fright, i may just may feel sorry for ya:love:

AND WHAT ABOUT THESE SECRET READERS OF THREADS!!! I CAN SEE YOU!! YOU ARE READING THIS I KNOW YOU ARE, BTW THE TAG ON YOUR TOP IS STICKING UP, GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES COS YOU ARENT REALLY A TRUE VIRGIN OF A GEEK.... I CAN SEE THERE ARE CRUMBS ON YOUR CHEST YOUR HAIR NEEDS A MAKEOVER AND YA TURNING INTO A BLOB! ..... YES I CAN SEE YOU - no wait thats just my reflection on my computer monitor :crybaby:

[inlinefour]

i got my chair sorted your turn bitch... the fight for kb handicripple title begins!

And Ive almost worked out my role.....me thinks...

All these posthoes! geez how much ya gettin paid per post? cant be much, do almost feel sorry for you lot slaving your fingers away to bone over a keyboard drinking coffee...

only when the boss sneaks up behind and gives you a fright, i may just may feel sorry for ya:love:

AND WHAT ABOUT THESE SECRET READERS OF THREADS!!! I CAN SEE YOU!! YOU ARE READING THIS I KNOW YOU ARE, BTW THE TAG ON YOUR TOP IS STICKING UP, GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES COS YOU ARENT REALLY A TRUE VIRGIN OF A GEEK.... I CAN SEE THERE ARE CRUMBS ON YOUR CHEST YOUR HAIR NEEDS A MAKEOVER AND YA TURNING INTO A BLOB! ..... YES I CAN SEE YOU - no wait thats just my reflection on my computer monitor :crybaby:


Nice chair and if you dont mind that its slow and the gun power is lacking, even if the websites talk about it having fire power. I found the first picture thinking one shot is all that it will kill. But then I saw the second picture and just imagined running circles around you with my BB pistols loaded, firing BBs at you while you struggle getting that thing in my direction fast enough lol. :spanking:
The boss now knows that coming up behind me loudly and saying hello is a good idea. Took only once to give me a fright, I pull out one of the arms of my chair and are ready to swing it around (although the room that I was in ya cant even swing a cat innit).
As for your reflection. Get some crosstrainers and I'll chase you along the coastal walkway in my handcycle. After a week of that Im sure you'll look better, but be too nackered to care.:lol: