So who built these?

[terbang]

There is a degree of precision here that is astounding. So who was it..?

[xwhatsit]

Suzuki. Look at all the bits wot have fell off.

[babyB]

Suzuki. Look at all the bits wot have fell off.

na couldnt have been...
would hav fallen over by now

[SlashWylde]

There is a degree of precision here that is astounding. So who was it..?

I have it on good authority that it was Kev from down the road.

Personally though, I'm not convinced.

I think it was Dave, and I reckon he had a shit load of help from some other blokes too.

[Maha]

The wind built them, a good NWer in Cairo can do wonders!

[homer]

Suzuki. Look at all the bits wot have fell off.

i thought they were built by honda , look a bit ghey

[Hitcher]

The roof looks like it was painted by WINJA.

[Swoop]

Why are you asking Terbang? Is there some discrepancy with the Code of Compliance, or Resource Consent paperwork?

I know! It's because the contractor cut down a fuggin tree without consent. The council will screw him reeeaaaaaaal bad.

[MSTRS]

Nobody nose.

[wickle]

Cant of been old Ministry of Works or they replacement or they would neither got finished

[nallac]

shit those old things, i threw em together over a few beers with a coupla mates a little while back.
Didn't have council consent so might have to pull em down again..

[Magua]

Imhotep and I.

[idb]

Marvin, everyone knows that!

[gijoe1313]

Actually they are the play toys of visiting alien giants when they came to visit Gaia one day, they went to leave and of course the little tot left them in the sandpit.

Us humans were just the cockroaches onboard their ship and we snuck out when it was parked there. Millions of years later, when the alien kid grew up and came back to visit to find his lost toys, it would have been like "Fark, they ain't as in good condition and look smaller than I remember!"

[ManDownUnder]

I'd guess Honda from the number of secrets and back passages...

[Dargor]

The Goa`uld (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa%27uld) built them to land their space ships on.

[Pwalo]

You'd never get planning approval, or enviromntal clearance to build those now.

[avgas]

Jesus built them, right before he built toad hall

[young1]

When you see them in the "flesh" the Pyramids are so much bigger than you ever realise. But to balance that off the Sphynx is quite small.

[SPman]

When you see them in the "flesh" the Pyramids are so much bigger than you ever realise. But to balance that off the Sphynx is quite small.Would it fit in the back of a Ute?

[Tank]

They were built by MTV.

Direct from Wikipedia:

A spotty 18 yo youth from Atlanta, GA owned a 1974 Coupe De'Ville, faded red in colour. He wrote to MTV - saying "Please MTV - Pimp my ride"

Xbitit came to the house and via cunning questioning discovered that they youth liked Triangles, and stones.

Taking the Coupe to WestCoast Customs - they guys went wide and the pyramids you see in the pic are the result.

A little known fact - if you lift the top of the pyramid, there are 14, 300" sub woofers and 9000 small TV screens.

and thats true that is.

[Tank]

You'd never get planning approval, or enviromntal clearance to build those now.

thats easy compaired to Health and Safty.

[Skyryder]

These guys


http://www.thehiddenrecords.com/egypt.htm



Skyryder

[Naki Rat]

Non-union labour aka:

[idb]

Non-union labour aka:

Flippin' SCABS!!!

[EJK]

Dinosaurs build them ;)

No, Moses and the jews build them :lol:


ah am I being racist? :blink: lol

[Ixion]

Well, they don't leak, and they haven't fallen down, so it sure as heck wasn't a New Zealand property developer.

[Mikkel]

I think it was the apollo 11 crew.

They must have spent that time they didn't spend on flying to the moon on something.

Surely if the moon landings were faked they would have to be a cover-up for something more sinister... A TIME MACHINE.

Evidence would suggest that this project was funded by the illuminatus - perhaps as a marketing stunt, considering their logo. By why would a secret society actively be spending money on PR, and why has this theory not been pursued actively already?


Non-union labour aka:

Ah, the good old days - the egyptian equivalent of WINZ didn't fuck around!

[Sollyboy]

Why are you asking Terbang?

I know! It's because the contractor cut down a fuggin tree without consent. The council will screw him reeeaaaaaaal bad.

Half inch hole drilled in the trunk pour in some trounce, tree will cut its own self down=no consent needed

[NighthawkNZ]

Bob the Builder...

[idleidolidyll]

Nobody built them, they don't exist outside Photoshop

[Swoop]

Half inch hole drilled in the trunk pour in some trounce, tree will cut its own self down=no consent needed
Just quietly, that is getting harder to do. Some councils are getting testing done for poisons.
They are also looking for holes drilled in the trunks. At least remove a bit of bark and put the hole poison in, then replace the bark again!
A workmate is getting the 3rd degree because he has had some trees cut down by an arborist.

[325rocket]

cant of been hyosung or everyone would still be arguing that they'll never catch on, they're not real pyramids, and the build quality is crap anyway

[young1]

Would it fit in the back of a Ute?

They would fit in a Holden but no way would they get near a Falcon!

[Mikkel]

They would fit in a Holden but no way would they get near a Falcon!

I reckon that the pyramids are of a better build quality than either brand.

However, both weight and technology is comparable between all three ;)

[scrivy]

You're all wrong!! It was the chinese. Well, think about it - they make everything else!!:bleh:

[Ixion]

In that case, what did they copy them from?

[Laava]

If you look at the sphinx you can see the result of a "renovation" that happened in the early 1900's. Thankfully someone stopped it! Oh and the Turks shot a bit of it's nose off!

[idb]

They're the world's first pyramid scheme, the last guy at the top is still waiting to make his money 5,000 years later.

[idb]

Nobody built them, they don't exist outside Photoshop

Hmmm...have Elvis and the pyramids ever been seen in the same photograph?
Makes one think, doesn't it!?

[MisterD]

In that case, what did they copy them from?

Atlantis, everyone knows that, surely?

[Ixion]

The Chinese visited Atlantis ?

[MisterD]

The Chinese visited Atlantis ?

Of course, you didn't think they invented gunpowder did you?

[The Stranger]

There is a degree of precision here that is astounding. So who was it..?

So could it have been achieved by humans performaing manual labour?
Where are these things?
In a desert?
Consider the logistics, even using slave labour, a dead slave is no use are they?
So you need an army of slaves, an army of people to keep the slaves in line and an amy of people to provide the necessities of life.
So you hew the rock, and put it on log rollers - where are the logs? What stopped the logs sinking into the sand?
I could go on and on (I know, I know) but fucked if I can comprehend that they could have been built by humans using manual labour, at least within the life span of a Pharaoh.

[Mikkel]

Wouldn't have been that difficult... They are sitting just off highway 10 going Sou'west outta Cairo. :yes:

http://maps.google.co.nz/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Pyramids,+Egypt&ie=UTF8&ll=29.97744,31.132318&spn=0.213528,0.32135&t=h&z=12

Oh, and the Nile isn't too far away either. ;)


But indeed, it is pretty much incredible that they managed to build those. However, consider the infrastructure of the Roman empire, gothic cathedrals and the dome on St. Peter's Basilica. It would appear that there have always been clever and industrious people around...

[Swoop]

They're the world's first pyramid scheme, the last guy at the top is still waiting to make his money 5,000 years later.
Just like the "emissions trading scheme"...

cathedrals and the dome on St. Peter's Basilica. It would appear that there have always been clever and industrious people around...
It is estimated that each of the domes on the Russian cathedrals, took a thousand lives to build.

Amazing what can be done with an endless stream of cheap labour. Look where it has got china.:whistle:

[Hitcher]

Amazing what can be done with an endless stream of cheap labour. Look where it has got china.

And look where a limited stream of overpriced labour has got us?

[Mikkel]

It is estimated that each of the domes on the Russian cathedrals, took a thousand lives to build.

You clearly don't want to know the price per tonne for grain in Russia in the mid-thirties :no:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Kilroy. He was there.

[fire eyes]

:love:Pleiadians gave rise to the concept. Man built.

[chrisso]

Aliens I reckin Jim-Bob

[Skyryder]

Who ever built them had one 'monumental' ego.

The pyramids are the last of the ancient Seven Wonders of World still standing. They will be around long after our ones are gone.


Skyryder

[idleidolidyll]

In that case, what did they copy them from?

looks like they copied them from sth amerika: http://www.unexplainedearth.com/xian.php

i cycled down to the chinese pyramids last time i was in china.
ya have to be careful because much of it is restricted access (or was a few years ago). the chinese space program live nearby amongst other things i'll never know

[idleidolidyll]

You clearly don't want to know the price per tonne for grain in Russia in the mid-thirties :no:

how many people died while the frogs and yanks were building the panama canal?

how many humans died as yanks were building their economy on the sweat of their backs (usually foreign)

ditto for the pomgolian empire

the story repeats ad nauseam