What did you name your bike?

[Blossom]

Come on I know you have named your bikes.
So whats your bikes name and why????
hmm? Oh and referring to your bike as "The RF" or "ZZR" is not considered naming them in this poll.

Mine is called "Carrie". Mostly because I like the play on words that she carrys me. lol and yes shes a girl...arnt all bikes girls?

[disenfranchised]

While I haven't named it, my wife referes to it as Bumblebee

[Blossom]

While I haven't named it, my wife referes to it as Bumblebee

Is that because of the colour or the sound? :lol: jk
At least she cares enough to refer to it at all.

[phantom]

Named my last bike but this one has remained nameless so far

[Banesto John]

Daffy The Duck

It has an odd looking beak, and it's black and yellow.

Obvious really.:pinch:

[Banesto John]

Here it is. It named itself.

[chubby]

my bike is only a month old and I haven't found a name as yet. I originally wanted to call her 'mate'. As in I am just going out with me mate, my mate and I are off for a run.. etc but when i first saw her, he turned into a she and it was love at first sight.

Last night my partner and I were off for a walk (exercise, not romantic) and she passed comment that I should call my bike after her. I replied why and she said that way i could go round telling everyone how much time I was spending with H****** and they'd be none the wiser thinking her and I were having lotsa lovely time together.

Surely she wasn't trying to make a point????????? Nahhhhh

[wickle]

Ran out of names, now just No1, no2, etc thou my boy cals them Bluey , blackie , the other black one, and the modern one,

[Number One]

The Screeeeeeeeam Extractor....



If you've seen monsters inc and other animated films you'll get many of the weird and seemingly off topic references I sometimes make....

[buellbabe]

she answers to baby/bitch/beast... depending on the mood!

[MIXONE]

I should have called mine Town Bike because she's quite willing to let anybody ride her.

[fizbin]

Midlife crisis :lol:

[Blossom]

Daffy The Duck

It has an odd looking beak, and it's black and yellow.

Obvious really.:pinch:



ah some bikes do name themselves then. Nice.. Although a little embarrasing if you exclaim.."I'm off to have a ride on the duck"...or on Daffy could be a bit odd too. :lol:


I should have called mine Town Bike because she's quite willing to let anybody ride her.
ouch.. poor thing.


Midlife crisis :lol:
My pastor thinks mine is called that...either that or "gang affiliation"

[Pwalo]

I call it the 'SV650'. My dear wife says it reminds her of a praying mantis, but it's still the 'SV650', or 'that bloody bike'.

[madandy]

'The Duke' is a mad raving female for sure. Despite calling her 'The Duke' I refuse to ackowledge that I have in fact given her a name...

[avgas]

Jessica, because after watching heroes i thought the name suited a schizophrenic.

[Trudes]

My Hornet doesn't really have a set name, Horny sometimes, other times she's my Precious.
My AX100 bucket is Pamela (cause anyone can have a ride... slut!)
My new bucket is Rangi da Munta... cause the name just suits him!

[Morcs]

I think names are gay.

It has to be something that is recognisable - just like a persons name.

so what happens if you ring up a random bike shop, and ask them for a whatsitpart for Dorothy? theyll be like WTF.

I keep it simple. TL & DR. every cunt knows what im referring to with those names.

[buellbabe]

Good point LOL
But when I ring the shop and ask when the black bitch will be ready they know which bike it is!

[McJim]

I have a Ducati. but it is a small and dainty Ducati so "Duke" doesn't really cut the mustard so I refer to my bike as "The Duchess".

Besides - I wouldn't want to ride a bloke would I?:rofl:

[Trudes]

Besides - I wouldn't want to ride a bloke would I?:rofl:

I've found I kinda like riding girls.:mellow:

[sels1]

When I only had one bike its was just called 'The Bike'.
But now I have two its 'Tigger' for the Triumph and and 'The Puddlejumper' for the KLR,

[Maha]

:mega: Nedyumph...Cos' I am NEDWN III and it seems fitting that we are.... connected? :hug:

I come from a long line of NEDWN's....The NEDWN's date back to the Crusades, surely everyone has heard of Prince NEDWN? he was the first NEDWN to get his knee down while fighting the Scots in the battle fields of Northern England...yes he fell over cos his horse got arrowed in the head, but he was the first!...

[peasea]

:mega: Nedyumph...Cos' I am NEDWN III and it seems fitting that we are.... connected? :hug:

I come from a long line of NEDWN's....The NEDWN's date back to the Crusades, surely everyone has heard of Prince NEDWN? he was the first NEDWN to get his knee down while fighting the Scots in the battle fields of Northern England...yes he fell over cos his horse got arrowed in the head, but he was the first!...

Were they also smoking pot in 1066?

[Matt Bleck]

K3 .

[Maha]

Were they also smoking pot in 1066?

Hemlock I think you'll find.

[surfchick]

my bike's so loud it wouldn't hear me even if I had a name for it
see - i'd have to have two names, one for the bike and its loud twin-into-muffler sound, then have another pet-name for the chiang chaing clutch rattle :eek:

[Blossom]

my bike's so loud it wouldn't hear me even if I had a name for it
see - i'd have to have two names, one for the bike and its loud twin-into-muffler sound, then have another pet-name for the chiang chaing clutch rattle :eek:

Does that mean your bike has a split personality?... You could call it Sybil :dodge:

[yungatart]

Mine is called Ruby.
Mstrs rides "The Wanton Hussy"...

[martybabe]

June after my late mother :love:

[MentalFacility]

Alex. But i hardly call her that, it is usualy "the bike".

[1200custom]

when i brought my bike i had the perfect name for it....i call it "my harley". when i ring bike shops and ask when my harley will be done they all know which bike it is.....when im talking about "my harley" with my mates they all know what im talking about.....infact when i got the bike believe it or not i didnt really even think about the name it just came to me

[_intense_]

// Betty. Shes hot in black, and curvy in all the right places. *sigh*
we are in love.

[DougB]

I called my modified Corgi World war two folding paratrooper scooter "Beatswalkin" and had it painted on the side.

Used it when in the NZ Army band. It fitted on the instrument truck when we went on tour. Rode around most of the bigger towns on NZ on it. Nobody much outside my unit remembers me but they all remember the crazy bandsman in full dress uniform, instrument under arm, tearing down the Burnham camp roads on Beatswalkin, nearly late for parade.

[C_A]

Argey Bargey/the rattler/the pile

[TOTO]

Jessica. My Baby :love:

[Disco Dan]

I usually call mine "ahhh come on brakes!"

[Blossom]

Jessica. My Baby :love:

You know your complicating the option of "err...no its a bike not a baby" right?!
:whistle:

[carver]

slut is my bikes name, i even spit on it

[duckonin]

Not all bikes are females mine is a male, called "Bonza" he is a steady ride, and strong, and a bloody good ride..:msn-wink:

[rat biker 08]

Mine is a 78 suzuki GS550 all black so i call it rat bike and so dose everyone elsehttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif

[fridayflash]

I called my modified Corgi World war two folding paratrooper scooter "Beatswalkin" and had it painted on the side.

Used it when in the NZ Army band. It fitted on the instrument truck when we went on tour. Rode around most of the bigger towns on NZ on it. Nobody much outside my unit remembers me but they all remember the crazy bandsman in full dress uniform, instrument under arm, tearing down the Burnham camp roads on Beatswalkin, nearly late for parade.
any photos doug?? sounds interesting

[fridayflash]

eight bikes in my shed and all remain nameless...i now feel ive been neglecting them all and shall set about christening at least my main ride asap!

[fridayflash]

what to name a black gsx?? why SOOTY of course hehe

[Blossom]

what to name a black gsx?? why SOOTY of course hehe

now I wonder in the remaining 7 if there is a "sweep"...:msn-wink:

[Damon]

I hadn't named it until I got knocked off it by a Somalian boy racer, now I jokingly call it blackhawk as in blackhawk down