Kerbside paper recycling

[Usarka]

i wonder how many people get burgaled shortly after buying a flash new telly and cant work out how :wacko:

here's an idea - Dont put the box for your new 52" plasma out on the kerbside in front of your house for paper recycling collection dumbarse.

Take it to a dumping place (some schools have them). or even lazier sneak out after dark and dump it half way down the road in front someone elses house. :whistle:

i found a new box for a 21" transonic and put it in front of my house last week. that'll fool the bastards.

[Number One]

lol - you might be onto something there sir :laugh:

[Luckylegs]

Maybe I should make the Tampon boxes more visible when I put the paper/cardboard out...

...They might take my Wife ! :nono:

[Usarka]

Maybe I should make the Tampon boxes more visible when I put the paper/cardboard out...

...They might take my Wife ! :nono:

They might be scumbags, but no one said they was stupid! :lol:

[Swoop]

This could be quite useful if you have a week to spare...

Put out boxes of a full home cinema, massive plasma screen and dvd gear.
Place loaded shotgun by the door... and wait, inside.:whistle:

"Zed. Looks like a couple of fly's have walked into the spider web".



Surely the cops could set up a sting operation the same way?

[vifferman]

I'm a different sort of dumbarse: I keep all the boxes for stuff like the home sinnymah. Just in case I ever get to move from my crappy house.
Also gives the burglahs something to pack stuff into.
I guess it's a fire risk having boxes and polystyrene 'squeakers' in the rafters of the gargre, under the stairs, and in the cupboards, but I still live in hope that one day the house will burn down. It has plans of its own, and is currently migrating downhill, a millimetre or so at a time. BAstid...

[nodrog]

thats 1 more reason not to recycle

[megageoff76]

Put out boxes of a full home cinema, massive plasma screen and dvd gear.
Place loaded shotgun by the door... and wait, inside.:whistle:

"Zed. Looks like a couple of fly's have walked into the spider web".

Best advice yet!