I/we need a maid!

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Wasn't a problem when i was on my own ! But wow, double the traffic and double the mess !
Now Heidi and i look at it and go No F..K off you do it ! Well NAH !@!!! !!
So here we are ! (shit she's only been a dirty filthy biker for 4 months And picked up all my habits) in need of a maid !
Stockings and suspenders mandatory !!! Nothing else matters !
Yes thats right, i'm paying !!!

[Conquiztador]

Wasn't a problem when i was on my own ! But wow, double the traffic and double the mess !
Now Heidi and i look at it and go No F..K off you do it ! Well NAH !@!!! !!
So here we are ! (shit she's only been a dirty filthy biker for 4 months And picked up all my habits) in need of a maid !
Stockings and suspenders mandatory !!! Nothing else matters !
Yes thats right, i'm paying !!!

Not sure If I qualify, but I got it maid!!

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Not sure If I qualify, but I got it maid!!

Had one look at your genda and know ya dont qualify, but ya know what i'm saying so thats all that matters !

[Disco Dan]

When you get your new maid, your going to have to ask me round for dinner... at least let me watch her wash the dishes...

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When you get your new maid, your going to have to ask me round for dinner... at least let me watch her wash the dishes...

No worries !!! Hell, i just thought of a way to almost (he says softly) pay her wages for the week ! Have you guys round for tea the nights she's on !
Make her asian and could have the whole poontang brigade round for Dinner !~

[Disco Dan]

No worries !!! Hell, i just thought of a way to almost (he says softly) pay her wages for the week ! Have you guys round for tea the nights she's on !
Make her asian and could have the whole poontang brigade round for Dinner !~

*first dibs on the maid*

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*first dibs on the maid*
Ummm so are you paying her wages now Dan ?
Hell all i want is satisfaction !


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/450297/satisfaction_by_benny_benassi/

[SPman]

"A man needs a maid"


:katman::violin:

[Conquiztador]

When I was with my ex and she wanted to get back to work after we had small me's, we got Au-Pairs sorted.

$150/week in hand, free board. 20 yo girls.

Believe it or nat, I actually enjoyed having them around the house...

You can get them now too. But $200/week. Then again, $200 for a 20yo to run around doing what you want...

[Disco Dan]

When I was with my ex and she wanted to get back to work after we had small me's, we got Au-Pairs sorted.

$150/week in hand, free board. 20 yo girls.

Believe it or nat, I actually enjoyed having them around the house...

You can get them now too. But $200/week. Then again, $200 for a 20yo to run around doing what you want...

Awesome! This is the best thread ever!

[Conquiztador]

Awesome! This is the best thread ever!

Lol. U want to know how to find them??? I B Happy to help.

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Awesome! This is the best thread ever!

Awww come on has he given you them girls numbers yet ? No !! Remove it from your favourites man lol


"A man needs a maid"


:katman::violin:


Your sig is just scary ! Send me your ex's name and address and i'll sort him for you !
IE: Take him to the nearest mens refuge centre and have the phsyc doctors see if they can realign the ceribral cortex (or just grab him by the nutts and yell continuously these are balls)

[Conquiztador]

U have some jobs for an Au-Pair? See they need work to do, not just walking around for you to watch..

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You know your up late when your antivirus updates !
And you want an Au-pair (what like thats two awww check it outs)
Man i'd be happy with an awww wow !

[Conquiztador]

You know your up late when your antivirus updates !
And you want an Au-pair (what like thats two awww check it outs)
Man i'd be happy with an awww wow !

No more drinking. Now bed!!

And I get Getrud to give U a call...

[Swoop]

Everything is maid in china.