Why you dont leave a 4 year old alone.

[FROSTY]

Take a tray of used sump oil. Add to it a white van,a paint roller and a 4 year old boy.
Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.

[NOMIS]

When I was a lil whipper snaper.

I watched my grandad sanding a deck chair, " asked why you doing that gradad"? "to get it smooth son " he replied.

Made perfect sense to think this would work on everything to a 4 year old.

Dad just got a new group a vl commy.. though it would be a good idea to make it " smooth" for him. well errr you get the picture. it wasnt exactly wet and dry either.

[DingoZ]

:rofl: :rofl:.....


Just like the add on tv with the kid sandpapering the car. What can ya do except have a chucke...:)

[NOMIS]

:rofl: :rofl:.....


Just like the add on tv with the kid sandpapering the car. What can ya do except have a chucke...:)

Hey thats copying my story.. I never seen this add lol?

[Al]

Certainally bound to stop any rust!

Hehehehehehehe.... Crappy job cleaning oil on concrete though.

Good luck

Al

[Bren]

When I was about 5 my dad got a brand new red Corolla...needless to say that within weeks of getting it two things happened, first it got a coat of primer grey all over the side, and then not long after it was parked in a friends driveway and I released the handbrake then jumped out the car to see it roll down the drive and get the door taken out by the letterbox...(brick fences are not too forgiving on car doors).

[Mully]

He missed a bit. Make him do it again.

[tri boy]

Sure,......blame the kid:spanking:
(ya probably were pissed while doing an oil change, staggered, and spilled the oil), fess up big guy.

[Maha]

Its an improvement.....you can add at least another $1k, if its for sale?

[riffer]

"Happy Birthday Daddy. I painted your van."

If you ask me this sort of talent should be encouraged. Might come in handy in your business. :cool:

[mstriumph]

my 2 year old painted the dog blue .............. :yes:

..ie you shouldn't leave PAINT lying around, either

[Owl]

He won't make a painter. Far too many runs!:clap:

[Jeaves]

filling up the tank of Dads mustang with the hose for me :2thumbsup

[ajturbo]

Take a tray of used sump oil. Add to it a white van,a paint roller and a 4 year old boy.
Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.
am looking for a new right hand man... thanks for the pic CV!... he's hired

[barty5]

I got a new BMX bike was bout 8 flydown the rather long and steep drive to show dad how good it could do skids. Forgot you had to back pedal in all the excitement ran flat out in the the side of his new 14 foot alli boat landed in the back of it there was also a nice big dent in it an some paint missing. hurt like fuck cryed like a little baby.

[Bullitt]

Closest I came was putting a cigarette lighter through the drivers seat of my parents Datsun 120Y SSS when mum left me in the car to pop into the supermarket. Back in those days noone thought anything of leaving kids for a few minutes like that. Probably very lucky it didnt burn more than a neat circle.

[blossomsowner]

love the paint job, kids certainly keep life interesting eh?



does he get to help clean the mess too.............

[FROSTY]

Hmm--the sight of an oil covered 4 year old trying to scrub oil off of a van with tissue paper --Priceless :innocent:

[Mom]

my 2 year old painted the dog blue .............. :yes:

..ie you shouldn't leave PAINT lying around, either

I once dyed a flea bitten grey pony blue just before a big pony club day! Used that old fashioned thing called laundry blue to make whites whiter, over did the concentration and hey presto, a blue rinse pony! God I got in the shit from number 1 daughter for that...LOL

[Number One]

I once dyed a flea bitten grey pony blue just before a big pony club day! Used that old fashioned thing called laundry blue to make whites whiter, over did the concentration and hey presto, a blue rinse pony! God I got in the shit from number 1 daughter for that...LOL
ROFL! I can just see that :laugh:

[Owl]

It could be worse Frosty. At 4, I filled me old mans petrol tank with sand.:whistle: I don't really remember, but apparently I wasn't popular!

[FROSTY]

"Happy Birthday Daddy. I painted your van."

If you ask me this sort of talent should be encouraged. Might come in handy in your business. :cool:
HMM- next time bart simpson and dennis the menace get together --GUESS what bro--boy is dennis gonna get some "cool " ideas
hehehehehehehehee
Yes fuelled by a LOT of birfday drinks :Police:

[Forest]

This photo has been floating around the Internet for a few years.

But it is still one of my favourites.

[Number One]

This photo has been floating around the Internet for a few years.

But it is still one of my favourites.
Ha haa - my boy (2 at the time) got into a 20 litre bucket of house primer paint. Upended it, sat in it making 'angels' and then proceeded to make his way around the house of the person who was caring for him. Sitting on and touching everything in his wake.

He musta been going at it for a good while too - I felt like utter shit....now though I think back and realise he must've been a decent amount of time unsupervised and as I now know what a skanky ho the woman was and what was probably going on while she was 'caring' for my boy...I :laugh: a little to myself whenever I think about the mess he made.

[mowgli]

Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.
Send him to tech. If he can improve his coverage you won't be white van man any more.

[Kittyhawk]

Bugger!! but highly amusing..least its now more slick for cornering..

back when i was a little itch on the carpet mum was on the phone one day, found a big tub of margarine (those square 1kg ones i think it was) in the fridge (brother and i were sneaking for cookies) went into the lounge and started painting the wall in margarine, i had learnt by that time how to tell a hour on the clock....so after an hour of mum being absent form our perfect innocence we had set to work to impress her.

It resulted in the standard :mad:"right im calling your father and taking you both down to the workshop to see him" follwed by a smack! :spanking:

*i thought for a 5 year old the wall looked impressive

I learnt the hard way time and time again, no wonder i have a firm ass:lol: