Want to know how to travel on your bike in the rain without getting wet? Its easy!

[Str8 Jacket]

Just break down on the motorway on the way home from your very first day at your new job and hope that some random guy in a white van stops to pick you up. To make things even more interesting make sure said guy does not have any tie-downs. This way you'll need to sit on your bike while its in the back of the moving van. The trick is to do this just before the rain starts getting heavy as you'll stay drier.
TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

[Matt_TG]

LOL!! Paints an awesome scene .... got pics?

brrrrvrrrroooomm brrrrrvrrroooommmm

[DingoZ]

classic.....:rofl:...

Can just see you sitting astride the bike, going nnneeeeeow....And the look on the guys face....:) Priceless

[merv]

TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

Surely not, what would make him think that about you? :innocent: :shit:

[Colapop]

Did the lovely man in the white van have a white coat too? Did he also give you a lovely white jacket (with long sleeves and buckles) to wear? Does your new flat have padded walls...? :lol::lol:

[yod]

:killingme

excellent:lol:

what was it? "bike go vroomvroom"?

[yod]

Did the lovely man in the white van have a white coat too? Did he also give you a lovely white jacket (with long sleeves and buckles) to wear? Does your new flat have padded walls...? :lol::lol:

must be a half decent place if it has internet access

[Nasty]

Apart from that your first day was fantastic????

[Number One]

Shit I rode past someone on the side of the motorway...wasn't you was it?! Sorry chick (or whoever it was if it wasn't you) it was raining already and blah blah blah I was cold and wanted to get home....

SO how did your first day go?

[Trudes]

Ohh Hels, you really are a crack up!! But, what's this? A "dirty, filthy, bastard white van driving arsehole" picked you and your bike up and drove you home?? Those bastards!! lol. So, what's the problem with the bike? Insufficiant gas? How was your first day at the new job?

[fizbin]

ROFL legend! +1:2thumbsup

[Str8 Jacket]

Well after getting home and sorted at some god awful hour from Taupo and being woken by my rampant pussy early this morning......... My first day was awesome. Its gonna be alot of hard work but its gonna be good! :niceone:

[Colapop]

must be a half decent place if it has internet access
Sure does! I been here for awhile now - The jacket itches but the food is crap...

[yod]

Sure does! I been here for awhile now - The jacket itches but the food is crap...

at least they let you out on your bike every now and then

[Colapop]

No I just sit here going "Vroom vroom vroom...."

[Muppet]

Just break down on the motorway on the way home from your very first day at your new job and hope that some random guy in a white van stops to pick you up. To make things even more interesting make sure said guy does not have any tie-downs. This way you'll need to sit on your bike while its in the back of the moving van. The trick is to do this just before the rain starts getting heavy as you'll stay drier.
TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

:lol:That's flipin hilarious! Reminds me of when I ran in the City to Surf many moons ago (jeez I'm old). Got to QE2 and couldn't get a bus back to my car in town, so I hitched a ride with a guy dressed in a gorilla suit, in a cage, on the back of a homemade trailer! If I got stopped by the fuzz I was going to start off with "You won't believe this but a funny thing happened to me on the way to QE2....."

[Matt_TG]

... my rampant pussy early this morning...

I don't believe that hasn't been commented on!! I see it's been tagged though lol. I guess it's not a dog-tag :innocent:

[crazefox]

fuck you dont have much luck do ya

[Usarka]

Lucky you are a hot chick, i sat on the side of the motorway for hours after me riding buddy thought "i was slowing down to take it easy".

even my mate drove past without stopping... :lol: