Gimme some lines

[Big Dave]

for putting on tee shirts.

biker related preferably but not exclusively.

[Motu]

Triumph...

[98tls]

V Twins rock......if you cant work it out keep sewing.

[Headbanger]

Old School
Forever







Add some flames and skulls and your done.

I'll take 3.

[Big Dave]

Triumph...

Justs lands me in copyright dramas.

[cowpoos]

Triumph...
errr..take you a while to come up with that Motu?

[McJim]

Avert your mid-life crisis with Italian Twins....Ducati, Aprilia, Moto Guzzi. (insert as appropriate)

[Usarka]

She don't lie, cocaine.....

[Kornholio]

Fire in the hole!!!

[Big Dave]

Avert your mid-life crisis with Italian Twins....Ducati, Aprilia, Moto Guzzi. (insert as appropriate)

Can't use any logos.

I could have a picture though.

[98tls]

"Shes fat"....."im pissed"

[McJim]

My bike doesn't care who or what I did last night :)

[TerminalAddict]

hacking the road since 1973

I have a bad feeling about this

hitcher for librarian

My other bike got stoled by Big Dave

[peasea]

WANTED!
One skinny nigger for a Harley belt drive; must be flexible and willing to travel.

[peasea]

T-shirt for big-busted ladies:

I think you are, you liar.

[peasea]

The difference between a pig and a fox is only six jugs.

[surfchick]

cc cc


or


c c




x1000

(cc's or c right over nipples)
also make it a raglan fited tee.

option 2.

1000cc
With a small text LITRE

[peasea]

Your mother's a bad fuck

[TerminalAddict]

I am Mike Plato

staightnin' the curves

Bad arse biker, stuck in an office workers body

[peasea]

I work for the CIB.
Gimme all your drugs.

[98tls]

My pen is huge.

[98tls]

My other shirts at your mothers.

[DingoZ]

Overworked and Underfucked

:)

[H00dz]

Id rather Purr then GROWL

Inline 4's for Life

[H00dz]

Whos Passin Who

[TerminalAddict]

dirty speeds, done dirt cheap

[H00dz]

If I had nickel for ever coppa Ive had to blow

Id be on a Harley :niceone:

Or Fuck the harley just take me to jail!!!

[marty]

do I ask to ride your wife?

or:

you can ride my bike......

right after I've ridden your wife

[marty]

yellow shaved-ice cones are not always lemon flavour............

[marty]

there are no perfectly serviceable aeroplanes......

[marty]

if you can read this
I FORGOT MY PARACHUTE!

[marty]

I'M THE PILOT

I'll have a latte with 1 sugar


I'M THE PILOT
where's the hosties?


.

[Hitcher]

My husband bought a Harley
And all I got was this crap T-shirt

[Harry33]

I thinking about getting this one printed for my pregant wife..."May contain traces of nuts" :devil2:

We go for our first baby scan next month so hopefully we'll know the sex then.

[nodrog]

calm down, lets not turn this rape into a murder.

[Pussy]

I had a tee shirt printed a few years ago that went:
Honolulu
New York
London
Paris
Rerewhakaaitu

[James Deuce]

Keyser Soze stole my potatoes

[Swoop]

Get on your bikes' and ride! (Queen lyric)



"Keep your dirty hands off my bike"



A tank of gas and a twisty road.



Riding twisty roads. A crappy job, but someone has to do it...

[skelstar]

This slogan is royalty-free

[MIXONE]

Phuck It's The Phantom


Turbo's Nice But I'd Rather Be Blown



4 Wheels Is 2 Many




If The Best Things In Life Are Free
How Come Nobody Has Given Me A Harley!

[Tank]

This slogan is royalty-free

You say that now - But once Big Dave sells a million shirts with it on - I bet you change your mind.;)

[Tank]

calm down, lets not turn this rape into a murder.

LOL - The perfect first date t-shirt.

[Dooly]

Credit to Hitcher for this expression, but I love it.

A motorcycle is a mid life enhancement, not a crisis.:2thumbsup

[Tank]

Im for equal rights -
Lets tag a Marae.

or

Internationally famous in Edgecumbe

[gijoe1313]

I'd rather be driving a car .... :dodge:

[Swoop]

I'd rather be driving a car .... :dodge:

I'd rather be driving a car...




(Please return to nearest mental institution.)

[tri boy]

K eep
I t
S imple
S tupid

M otorcycle
E every day

[PrincessBandit]

Avert your mid-life crisis with Italian Twins....Ducati, Aprilia, Moto Guzzi. (insert as appropriate)

Haha, immediately made me think of Austin Powers "....twins Basil...."

[ManDownUnder]

Are you good in the saddle too?

[Disco Dan]

4 wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

[tri boy]

Flightless I may be,
but I can twist a throttle.

Freedom comes in many forms.:scooter:

[n0regret5]

'my other ride is your mum. nah kidding its a (honda, suzi, kwaka, aprilia)'

failing that, this is on my tank at the moment, made it in photoshop one day;