Gay road racers?

[White trash]

Here's an issue I'd like some opinions on.

There's a pair of Superbike riders in this winters Actrix series who have a little friendly bet on who finishes the series highest on points. That's good, competition's good, I applaud that.

However, the prize? A hundred bucks? A couple of dozen?

No.











A fucken bottle of wine.

So what I wanna know is, are these two poofters?

[ArcherWC]

So what colour you want your nails, ya skinny fooka

[riffer]

Shit man, the real question should be:

if they are, why are you so het up about it?

[yod]

why do you care what they bet?

[scrivy]

So what I wanna know is, are these two poofters?

Er... are these two poofters what???? :pinch:

[White trash]

Shit man, the real question should be:

if they are, why are you so het up about it?


why do you care what they bet?


Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!

Didn't ya read Eddys race report? Archer's lookin for some action, and I'm the skinny white boy!

[scrivy]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!

[yod]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!

Didn't ya read Eddys race report? Archer's lookin for some action, and I'm the skinny white boy!

:laugh: take some ky and pucker up then.....


:killingme

[White trash]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!
Par for the course for them two I'd of thought......

[ArcherWC]

you shur got a pretty mouth boy

[White trash]

you shur got a pretty mouth boy
That's where I found that extra two seconds on Sunday, thought you homos were gonna try touch me up!

[R6_kid]

Heh, i wouldn't worry so much about Brian...

It's Eddy that is The Terminator

[megageoff76]

As your old man no doubt would say:

Those homo faggot poofta bastards..

[yod]

It's Eddy that is The Terminator

why....cos he always gets you in the end???


:killingme

[R6_kid]

why....cos he always gets you in the end???


:killingme

hehe...yeh that too

[blacksheep]

So what colour you want your nails, ya skinny fooka

can yer get nails in different colours?:shifty:i thought it was only ghey:eek:,i mean grey:bleh:

[nallac]

well is red or white wine?..







doesn't really mater does it, still tastes like shit.

[slowpoke]

A few years ago I woulda said "gay".......

.......but having a missus who works in the wine industry, and meeting some of the hard cunts working out in all weathers to make the stuff, I now have to respectfully say "nay".....

.....er, unless they are racing for some poofy dessert wine.....it better fuggin' be some gut burning, teeth clenching, concrete cleaning red of some description or yes, I'm afraid they'll have velcro'd bumflaps sewn into their leathers and it's back's to the pit wall fella's....

[GIXser]

Trashie, Trashie, trashie.....

must i teach you the way of the world we live in today,

bygone are the days of opening a bottle of lion red with your teeth,
bygone are the days of bingo on a sunday aftenoon,
bygone are the days of listening to skinard linard,

spend a hot steamy night with myself and brian, and you will come out the other end redeemed of your wicked sins.

ps, i will win the bottle:)(maybe):doh:

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial, manicure, and massage either..

[nallac]

Trashie, Trashie, trashie.....

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial either..

shit i've watched to many pornos to agree with ya there.

[Kickaha]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!

What was it of yours Bobs tasted before?

Now who's the fucken poofter?

[sosman]

who r ya talking about? two honda riders? :rofl:

[jrandom]

I'll give a bottle of wine to whoever draws a giant cock and balls in black vivid on Trashy's bike right before a race.

[Kittyhawk]

depends on the wine dear....if we are talking cheap nasty stuff pffft i say..

if its vintage/champagne or something classy, id bet then

[scrivy]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!

ooops...... I meant they are poofters cause they ride a long bike......:rolleyes::lol:

[marioc]

Jesus wine drinkers are gay?
Cmon guy this aint the 70's any more.
Its very metro to enjoy a glass of vino.

[Colapop]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!
So what you're really saying is that you're scared they'll hold you down and force themsleves upon you??

[DEATH_INC.]

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial, manicure, and massage either..
OCCASIONAL........ OCCASIONAL........

[Quasievil]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!



Dont be intimidated mate, apparently its not the size its how you use it, Im sure you will have a good time



:apint:

[DEATH_INC.]

Dont be intimidated mate, apparently its not the size its how you use it,



:apint:
All you little guys say that...... :Pokey:

[boomer]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!

Didn't ya read Eddys race report? Archer's lookin for some action, and I'm the skinny white boy!


Dont worry mate.. us skinny white boys can run.. they cant! ( come to think of it they can;t ride either.. )


ps.. they're as bent as a Maori in politics, just keep telling 'em how good they look together and you;ll be ok ;)

["D" FZ1]

Here's an issue I'd like some opinions on.

There's a pair of Superbike riders in this winters Actrix series who have a little friendly bet on who finishes the series highest on points. That's good, competition's good, I applaud that.

However, the prize? A hundred bucks? A couple of dozen?

No.











A fucken bottle of wine.

So what I wanna know is, are these two poofters?

Red or White ?????

[roogazza]

Oh dear, the changing face of road racing !

The babyboomers are slowly fading and the Y's are lost !

[Tony.OK]

you shur got a pretty mouth boy

OMG!!!...................And I thought you were just friendly:gob:

[DingoZ]

The night before the race, not a sound was heard from pit lane until.....:)


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Then the sound of "Squeeeeeeel like a pig boy"

And a new lap record was set ------------without a bike

[Crasherfromwayback]

They're all poofters. The last hard cunt to road race here was me.

[Badcat]

show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

[GIXser]

show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

ok (here is a pic of brian)

[rachprice]

Good expensive wine is much better than good expensive beer.

[boomer]

Good expensive wine is much better than good expensive beer.


faaaaaggoooot!

[rachprice]

faaaaaggoooot!

It is true, I do love men
Not saying I dont like beer, just that wine is better :bleh:

[White trash]

I hear from a little birdie that Edward and Brian have been seen sharing a late' at one of Aucklands poncey cafes.

Sez it all really.................

[nodrog]

I hear from a little birdie that Edward and Brian have been seen sharing a late' at one of Aucklands poncey cafes.

Sez it all really.................

2 blokes 1 cup?

[GIXser]

I hear from a little birdie that Edward and Brian have been seen sharing a late' at one of Aucklands poncey cafes.

Sez it all really.................

Wrong buddy, it was a 'trim' latte..... get ya facts straight, it was rather nice really we had an enjoyable chat in the sun,

[ArcherWC]

Wrong buddy, it was a 'trim' latte..... get ya facts straight, it was rather nice really we had an enjoyable chat in the sun,
and then he touched me officer

[jrandom]

I have trouble getting drunk on beer. Can't drink the stuff fast enough. It's all bubbles and water and no ethanol.

A couple of bottles of wine, on the other hand, will have me lurching around in a nicely fucked-up stupor in no time flat.

Maybe this loudly-professed homophobic preference for beer is just a cover for folk who can't hold their liquor?

:confused:

[nallac]

2 blokes 1 cup?

1 straw?.

aww how cosy.:msn-wink:

[Cleve]

What a dumb post... don't you have something better to worry about?!

[White trash]

What a dumb post... don't you have something better to worry about?!
Nope. Got any suggestions on what I should be worried about Cleve?

I'm of the oppinion that people who reply to dumb posts are just as dumb as the dumb poster.

Don't you have someting better to worry about?

[2wheeldrifter]

What a dumb post... don't you have something better to worry about?!

Think he is worried..... about getting his ass reamed or a :spanking: from the boys! :msn-wink:

[boomer]

I hear all bets are off... something to do with the attached...

[FROSTY]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!

Didn't ya read Eddys race report? Archer's lookin for some action, and I'm the skinny white boy!
Be afraid--be VERY afraid
still i spose to getcha they gotta catcha and neiver of those guys is gonna catcha :spanking:

[Swoop]

Depends if they have quaint glasses to "sip the wine", or smash the head off of the bottle and scull the bastard down in one.:rockon:

[avgas]

No.
A bottle of Midori however.............

[scracha]

So what I wanna know is, are these two poofters?

Depends on the wine and how it's drunk. Are you Man enough for the buckfast challenge?
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