Princess

[Dilligaf]

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up bitch."

[DingoZ]

:rofl:.....:rofl:.....:rofl:

[chubby]

*giggles* thats funny

[007XX]

I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit! :clap:

Excellent little story :laugh:

[Bren]

I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit! :clap:

Excellent little story :laugh:

not to mention the bonus of not having to put up with a woman all day.:Pokey:

[007XX]

not to mention the bonus of not having to put up with a woman all day.:Pokey:

Geez I hear ya...why do you think I don't eat taco?

[B0000M]

I love gay guys


you do what???

[sinfull]

I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit! :clap:

Excellent little story :laugh:

Well thats because lol well ahhh ya do realise how tight it... Wit ? awww haha opps miss read that sorry lol

[Mole_C]

I love gay guys

I'm gay..... Can we have a naked pillow fight?

[007XX]

you do what???

:laugh: Isn't that supposed to be all women's secret fantasy? Turning a gay guy...

But no, personally, I'm quite happy to leave them being as bent as tent pegs and just be mates with them. They are awesome fun to be around. Some of my best friends overseas were transvestites, the kind that made the Rock Horror Picture Show look like Sesame Street...:first:


Well thats because lol well ahhh ya do realise how tight it... Wit ? awww haha opps miss read that sorry lol

Something you wanna tell us there, hmmmm??? :msn-wink:


I'm gay..... Can we have a naked pillow fight?

:blip: Why certainly...As long as you don't mind a mate of mine joining in?











His name's Patrick and he'd be perfect for you :innocent: :nya:

[Ragingrob]

Lol! Was wondering when the princess bit was gonna come in!

[sinfull]

Something you wanna tell us there, hmmmm??? :msn-wink:

Well of course the fist thing to mention is my name aint fitzpatrick !
Be silly to leave out that there is plenty of room for ya in the garage :devil2::whistle:

[Naki Rat]

Well of course the fist thing to mention is my name aint fitzpatrick !
Be silly to leave out that there is plenty of room for ya in the garage :devil2::whistle:

"the FIST thing to mention", say what!!!

[sinfull]

"the FIST thing to mention", say what!!!

bwahahahaha and i'm usually so carefull to poofread my posts

[Number One]

I love that joke! REminds me of my terrible time using buses in Wellington.

This well dressed 'lady boy' got on just behind me. I sat and watch him pay the driver and then turn and mince down the bus to a seat...Well buggar me the rude ass bus driver yells out...

OI! Fairy! You left your umbrella behind! (NO SHIT!!!! :blink:)

Anyway the 'fairy' pops down to the front, retrieves umbrella, does a little sashay on the spot and 'wand like' points his umbrella at the bus driver and in a big loud voice says

Disappear!

Everyone on the bus erupted with laughter and there was much nodding and even some clapping! Good on him I say..intolerance = ignorance

[Stirts]

fist


poo

Princess Sinfull is there something you would like to share with the group?

[sinfull]

Princess Sinfull is there something you would like to share with the group?

Nah ! let everyone think what they like ! Those i have met know i'm a mans man (hangon that sounds wrong) lol bugger ! Opps i mean shiite, no ! Damb its Like a bloody minefield in this thread !
All the good things i've done for ppl and do they remember ? NO !! But just one goat, just one bloody g.... i i i i mean typo !!!!

[chanceyy]

Nah ! let everyone think what they like ! Those i have met know i'm a mans man (hangon that sounds wrong) lol bugger ! Opps i mean shiite, no ! Damb its Like a bloody minefield in this thread !
All the good things i've done for ppl and do they remember ? NO !! But just one goat, just one bloody g.... i i i i mean typo !!!!

burbons going down well again mate ??

I think you mean your a blokey bloke

[sinfull]

burbons going down well again mate ??

I think you mean your a blokey bloke

Haha yeah thats it Sandra ! Hows turangi tonight ? Be a good frost going on there aye ?
No bourbon tonight was a bit of a heavy one yesterday blahh, rehydrating tonight, couldn't remember getting home at all but it was before 7 lol !
Was not a well boy today !

[chanceyy]

Haha yeah thats it Sandra ! Hows turangi tonight ? Be a good frost going on there aye ?
No bourbon tonight was a bit of a heavy one yesterday blahh, rehydrating tonight, couldn't remember getting home at all but it was before 7 lol !
Was not a well boy today !

well its a clear nite here .. but actually was thinking not that cold .. the cabins have heaters in them & just had to turn my one off ..

hmm got burbon for tomorrow nite & on vodka crusiers tonite instead :laugh:

[MIXONE]

My poor 8 year old had this misfortune of walking past a tranny in Vulcan Lane.Ladyboy was wearing a very short mini and son was at eye level with things I don't even want to think about.I think we will have to get him counselling later in life.

[sinfull]

well its a clear nite here .. but actually was thinking not that cold .. the cabins have heaters in them & just had to turn my one off ..

hmm got burbon for tomorrow nite & on vodka crusiers tonite instead :laugh:
Just got off the phone with gareth, him and sels are on the way up in the morn ! We've had to bail on this one unfortunately !


My poor 8 year old had this misfortune of walking past a tranny in Vulcan Lane.Ladyboy was wearing a very short mini and son was at eye level with things I don't even want to think about.I think we will have to get him counselling later in life.

Haha poor lad, can just imagine what went though his mind when he copped an eyefull of that lol