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Edbear
28th May 2008, 13:19
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Summary | Newstalk ZB | NZPA
Wednesday May 28, 11:31 AM
Poachers risk fishy problem
Thieves who poached fish from a Northland research centre may have bitten off more than they can chew, as some have been dosed with hormones as part of a sex reversal study.

Scientists from the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research (Niwa) aquaculture centre at Ruakaka, south of Whangarei, have warned against eating the fish, The Northern Advocate said yesterday.

Hormones including oestrogen and other veterinary medicines have been injected into the kingfish, while an 8kg hapuku dosed with chlorine, formalin and peroxide is also missing from the centre's quarantine and disease investigation unit.

Niwa regional manager Michael Stobart said it was difficult to say what would happen if the fish were eaten, `but eating too much kingfish treated for sex reversal is the most scary aspect of it".

"We don't give the fish large doses, but the medicines we give them render them unfit for human consumption."

Thieves came over a two metre barbed-wire topped fence on Friday.

Mr Stobart said people had tried to enter the facility in the past, but this was believed to be the first time fish had been stolen.

yod
28th May 2008, 13:29
just heard this on the radio - gotta love it :laugh:

"D" FZ1
28th May 2008, 13:31
HAHAHA. Thats bloody hilarious :laugh:

McJim
28th May 2008, 13:32
Police are now looking for some unscrupulous blokes with high pitched voices and enormous moobs! :rofl:

Mr Merde
28th May 2008, 13:34
Police are now looking for some unscrupulous blokes with high pitched voices and enormous moobs! :rofl:

Frustrated fishermen in the lingiere department is the immediate focus

WRT
28th May 2008, 13:58
The story is just a bit too good - it all sounds a bit fishy to me.

Usarka
28th May 2008, 14:11
The scales of justice tip in the right direction.

bahahahahahaha

BiK3RChiK
28th May 2008, 14:50
Bwahahaha Justice on a new level!:2guns:

007XX
28th May 2008, 14:57
Hmmm...I'd say it'd be bloody scary!

Men PMSing and with bad fish breath, going on an emotional rampage for chocolate and Women's Weekly :crazy:

It would serve them right though...:lol:

Swoop
28th May 2008, 15:02
*Checks the calendar to make sure it isn't 1-4-08*

Mikkel
28th May 2008, 15:06
Hmmm, if it is indeed true it would have been even better if they had waited a week before releasing these details :D

avgas
28th May 2008, 15:23
Awesome.......Sad thing is that they prob still have less hormones than KFC.

Tank
28th May 2008, 15:26
Awesome.......Sad thing is that they prob still have less hormones than KFC.

pffft - ever seen a Islander with man boobs ?

Deano
28th May 2008, 15:34
The thieves will probably try to sue the facility for poisoning them...

Tank
28th May 2008, 15:37
News flash - They have been caught.

I wonder what gave them away?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=88332&d=1204605489





edit - as they are mens I thought the NWS button could remain unticked -

Dave Lobster
28th May 2008, 16:37
pffft - ever seen a Islander with man boobs ?

Ever seen one without them???