Bike or poontang? [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

007XX

28th May 2008, 16:40

:pinch:....................:sweatdrop............. ..........:wacko:

Can I just say I really think a center stand would come real handy on 007XY's SV1K.

:D

Ok, sex first, but bikes a very , very close second...

007XX

28th May 2008, 16:41

After ten years of sex on tap I'd go for bike.... but please don't tell my missa's!

You're a spoilt brat, that's what you are! :bleh: :dodge:

Coldrider

28th May 2008, 16:42

I did not know they are mutually exclusive, infact both at the same time even.

Tank

28th May 2008, 16:43

at least the bikes not off the road one week a month.

SKIDA//00

28th May 2008, 16:43

bike coz i cant ride at the mo.....but i get poontang anythime coz im a pimp.....

spookytooth

28th May 2008, 16:55

have to go with bike.it dosn,t care if i leave it in the shed after

sels1

28th May 2008, 16:58

"Sex is like air - its only important when you're not getting any"

therefore I vote the bike!

Coldrider

28th May 2008, 17:05

Bikes don't complain if you ride another bike either.

Hitcher

28th May 2008, 17:07

Sex or a bike? That's something else I've clearly misunderstood. It was hard explaining "those burns" to my GP...

yod

28th May 2008, 17:21

why d'you think I have a seat big enough for two?

LilSel

28th May 2008, 17:37

bike and a masty

Hahahaha!!! Nice one!! :niceone:

jimbo600

28th May 2008, 17:42

Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus

Mikkel

28th May 2008, 17:44

After ten years of sex on tap I'd go for bike.... but please don't tell my missa's!

Maybe not ten years - but I hear ya! I suspect that disposition would only last so long though... :scratch:

Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus

:rofl: BWAHAHAHAhahaha - does she know? :whistle:

28th May 2008, 19:25

poontang available whenever....
Bike is more important at this stage too....

Usarka

28th May 2008, 19:31

You have to do something *really* stupid to feel guilty or regretful after a bike ride......

SlashWylde

28th May 2008, 19:42

I've had both in combination so I don't see why one should have to choose one over the other.

Naki Rat

28th May 2008, 20:05

Poontang???

:psst: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang

So now you know a brand new word (or possibly more)

nodrog

28th May 2008, 20:38

at least the bikes not off the road one week a month.

but you cant flip your bike over and still ride it :eek5:

Usarka

28th May 2008, 20:41

my bike bled all over the road on saturday, then got all moody and wouldn't let me ride it until things had cooled down.

bitch.

DMNTD

28th May 2008, 20:42

Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus

Same thing innit? :sunny:

peasea

28th May 2008, 20:59

What's a bike?

peasea

28th May 2008, 21:02

Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus

Did you miss with wood with your hatchet and give your missus a nasty gash?

DEATH_INC.

28th May 2008, 21:04

What's a bike?
Whats sex?

SlashWylde

28th May 2008, 21:08

my bike bled all over the road on saturday, then got all moody and wouldn't let me ride it until things had cooled down.

bitch.

Ah, that time of the month huh?

Coyote

28th May 2008, 21:08

Ok, sex first, but bikes a very , very close second...
I really wasn't expecting you to choose that first.... :rolleyes:

fire eyes

28th May 2008, 21:30

Bike! 10 characters plus.

Coyote

28th May 2008, 21:41

:psst: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang

That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so

Coyote

28th May 2008, 21:45

If you fall asleep on top of a bike you're stuck in hospital for fewer days.

Trudes

28th May 2008, 21:46

That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so

go on... just call it "furthering your education"

btw, don't you just love the second description!?:laugh:

ynot slow

28th May 2008, 21:47

Can ride my bike in public,can get arrested though for both though.My bike don't care if I ride another,talk about it with another bike,have a 3some with it(pillion).But the bike won't make me coffee,cook tea or eggs,might give up now whilst ahead.

Bike can't read what I type,:doh:

Mikkel

28th May 2008, 21:49

Same thing innit? :sunny:

Only the cleaving part - I don't want to know which part of your mating ritual that gives the callouses either :tugger:

:D

Coyote

28th May 2008, 21:51

go on... just call it "furthering your education"

btw, don't you just love the second description!?:laugh:
And they're right too

To be fair, I think KB has played a bigger part in "furthering my education" than anything else.

007XX

29th May 2008, 09:27

I really wasn't expecting you to choose that first.... :rolleyes:

Meh...hubby's not complaining :D :laugh:

That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so

What innocence? Pull the other one, will ya... :shake:

vifferman

29th May 2008, 09:48

This thread's not as good as the last one on Eggs Zachary the same topic....

Coyote

29th May 2008, 10:11

Meh...hubby's not complaining :D :laugh:

What innocence? Pull the other one, will ya... :shake:
Would be of concern if he did.

I had a sheltered up-bringing. Wasn't allowed to see American Pie and all that. Didn't know what a blow job was until I was 16. Most people still believe I'm innocent too...

007XX

29th May 2008, 10:21

Would be of concern if he did.

I had a sheltered up-bringing. Wasn't allowed to see American Pie and all that. Didn't know what a blow job was until I was 16. Most people still believe I'm innocent too...

Isn't it funny how quickly late bloomers can catch up? In my view, a sheltered up bringing nurtures a sharper than average curiosity...a couple of guys I dated were from very "upper stiff lip" families, and they were some of the naughtiest I had ever been with...:devil2:
Guess they were making up for lost times, eh?

marioc

29th May 2008, 10:28

masty + bike = win

eliot-ness

29th May 2008, 10:31

Bike definitely, I can ride a lot longer before the tank runs dry, but sex has its advantages, Its the only way I can guarantee to get my knees down without falling off

Coyote

29th May 2008, 11:35

Isn't it funny how quickly late bloomers can catch up? In my view, a sheltered up bringing nurtures a sharper than average curiosity...a couple of guys I dated were from very "upper stiff lip" families, and they were some of the naughtiest I had ever been with...:devil2:
Guess they were making up for lost times, eh?
To use the timely analogy, when I came up to bat I hit a home run :laugh:

I don't exactly sleep around so maybe I'm not making up for lost time. But I haven't been a week without it for the last year

Blossom

29th May 2008, 12:15

:( :blink: :argue: :argh:
ok after much thought I have decided... poontang first and bike a close second...
but both have a similar effect afterwards. :2thumbsup

Forest

29th May 2008, 14:15

I can ride a bike for hour after hour.

No contest really...

MIXONE

29th May 2008, 14:30

To use the timely analogy, when I came up to bat I hit a home run :laugh:

I don't exactly sleep around so maybe I'm not making up for lost time. But I haven't been a week without it for the last year

I have sex almost every night.
I almost had sex on Monday night and I almost had sex on Tuesday night and I ........

Coldrider

29th May 2008, 15:28

I have sex almost every night.
I almost had sex on Monday night and I almost had sex on Tuesday night and I ........
You can ride a motorcycle after they have peaked repeatatively.

peasea

29th May 2008, 16:49

masty + bike = win

Have to agree.
When it comes to weighing up the joys (or not) of hookers, for example, (or any other gold-digging pecker-park for that matter) you put your dick in one hand and your cash in the other.

When you cum you still have your cash. :sweatdrop

Simple.

Coyote

29th May 2008, 17:49

Have to agree.
When it comes to weighing up the joys (or not) of hookers, for example, (or any other gold-digging pecker-park for that matter) you put your dick in one hand and your cash in the other.

When you cum you still have your cash. :sweatdrop

Simple.
With women becoming more promiscuous, drinking becoming more acceptable to women, and of course our economy, I really don't see how hookers are still in business.

I'm stuck in a bad relationship. She has been very defiant towards me riding her and demands far more money and attention than I possess. Plus most of my mates have had a ride on her. Bitch. Don't know why I'm still hanging onto her. Luckily I have my girlfriend to keep me happy.

peasea

29th May 2008, 17:53

With women becoming more promiscuous, drinking becoming more acceptable to women, and of course our economy, I really don't see how hookers are still in business.

I'm stuck in a bad relationship. She has been very defiant towards me riding her and demands far more money and attention than I possess. Plus most of my mates have had a ride on her. Bitch. Don't know why I'm still hanging onto her. Luckily I have my girlfriend to keep me happy.

Bike/woman.
Woman/bike.

Are bikes women or are women bikes?
Hmmmmmmmmm.

Coyote

29th May 2008, 18:03

Bike/woman.
Woman/bike.

Are bikes women or are women bikes?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Pretty sure womens are the ones with wheels and bikes are the ones with boobs. Could be wrong though.

peasea

29th May 2008, 18:22

Women: Softails, 'Blades, Lightening, Trophy
Bikes: Hardtails, Rods, Bandit, 'Glide

It's so difficult to tell sometimes.

jrandom

29th May 2008, 18:40

My immediate inclination in this poll is to vote for the bike, but that's only because mine is currently at the shop waiting for parts from Japan, and I have a girlfriend.

If my bike was in the driveway and I wasn't getting regular roots, I'd probably vote the other way.

:pinch:

MGST

29th May 2008, 20:01

Got a bike, but no girl, so it's got to be sex. But will be without bike soon too :crybaby: Can I vote for both?

DMNTD

29th May 2008, 21:08

peasea

29th May 2008, 21:36

:( :blink: :argue: :argh:
ok after much thought I have decided... poontang first and bike a close second...
but both have a similar effect afterwards. :2thumbsup

You're either riding the bike wrong, or riding the bike wrong.

fridayflash

29th May 2008, 21:38

id say the bike...with she on the back yeah!!

H00dz

29th May 2008, 21:43

definately Poontang !!!!! :headbang:

007XX

30th May 2008, 08:46

Really? fark I've always been a perv :buggerd:

Yes, we know sweetheart....but you're spefial! :D :hug:

You're either riding the bike wrong, or riding the bike wrong.

You don't really understand the mechanism of the female orgasm, do you?:Pokey:

peasea

30th May 2008, 14:11

You don't really understand the mechanism of the female orgasm, do you?:Pokey:

Do I need to?

Hmmmm, nah.

007XX

30th May 2008, 14:26

Do I need to?

Hmmmm, nah.

Guess that explains this post: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1584915#post1584915

:whistle:

Maha

30th May 2008, 14:35

Guess that explains this post: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1584915#post1584915

:whistle:

I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....:whistle:

007XX

30th May 2008, 14:58

I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....:whistle:

You say that like *hic* 'tis a bad thing...

peasea

30th May 2008, 15:10

I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....:whistle:
Wash maykth yoo shay vat?
Buuuuurrrp!

If you want the truth; I bore easily and (if I'm up to date with work) my fingers get up to no good on this keyboard. I'd love to sit around all day and night drinking but I doubt my wallet, my liver or my missus could handle it.

n0regret5

30th May 2008, 18:41

got the best bike in the world, recently lost best sex in the world...:-( could go for some! haha. man thats sad.wouldn't swap the bike though...its just that good.

Curious_AJ

31st May 2008, 16:35

I'd have to go with bike-sex

rachprice

31st May 2008, 16:48

I find it interesting that a higher proportion of chicks chose sex compared to the dudes, well just the ones who commented anyway. Maybe that suggests we fare better when it comes to sex? I dunno I would chose sex any day! I love my bike but man I could do without it a lot longer than I could do without sex.

Trudes

31st May 2008, 17:37

Nup, bike.:yes:
Not tried the tang, but I should think I'd prefer the bike.

MIXONE

31st May 2008, 17:45

Nup, bike.:yes:
Not tried the tang, but I should think I'd prefer the bike.

Each to their own girl,each to their own.If I go more then a few days without a ride I get real grumpy.:angry2:

Mikkel

31st May 2008, 22:20

Do I need to?

Hmmmm, nah.

Neither have I ever understood why some girls think that the most devastating blow they can deal to a man is telling him that 'I was faking it every time' when they break up.

There can be only one reply: 'Well I didn't - who lost then?'...

I find it interesting that a higher proportion of chicks chose sex compared to the dudes, well just the ones who commented anyway. Maybe that suggests we fare better when it comes to sex? I dunno I would chose sex any day! I love my bike but man I could do without it a lot longer than I could do without sex.

Would go to suggest that while you have to work harder to achieve your release it might be better when it eventually comes around.

Women - good for cooking breakfast and letting you relax your forearm :yes:

:chase:

ozrobo

31st May 2008, 23:16

to true bike first got enough shags lined up but adrenalin is longer lasting and keeps you alive and a bike dont care if you swap it with your mates bike:apint:

Coyote

1st June 2008, 12:46

There can be only one reply: 'Well I didn't - who lost then?'...

Women - good for cooking breakfast and letting you relax your forearm :yes:

Haha, excellent.

I agree with the breakfast thing, but I don't tend to get the chance to relax often.

Indiana_Jones

1st June 2008, 19:45

at least the bikes not off the road one week a month.

"If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead"

-Indy

FLYMO

1st June 2008, 20:08

there was no button for both
ah well pootangs the way to go.bike is running sweet

Curious_AJ

2nd June 2008, 11:40

"If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead"

-Indy

lol, that's getting old babe... besides, the red river can still get everywhere depending on how heavy it is!

*I'm so gross ^_^*:banana:

eliot-ness

2nd June 2008, 13:15

"If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead"

-Indy

In this case it's definitely the bike. 60,000 bikers can't be wrong:devil2:

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fridayflash

2nd June 2008, 13:40

this thread made me think of some suitable song lyrics

'cause I want some pussy,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
From a bad bitch
On a big bike,
Big bike yeah.

kyuss, BIG BIKE