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riffer
31st May 2008, 18:49
Well, I've had my signature for a while now. It's the last stanza from a poem by American poet James Dickey (with whom I share a birthday). Its a narrative poem, told in the first person, about the consumation of love on a bogan level, starring a slightly bad boy motorcyclist and the object of his desire, one Doris Holbrook. The two being ever mindful of Doris' dangerous red-haired father risk it all in the bowels of an old junkyard.

Anyway, I love the poem, so here it is in its entirety. It reminds me a bit of my teenage years growing up in the Hutt Valley and calls me back to a better, more innocent (or maybe not so innocent time LOL) Enjoy:


Off Highway 106
At Cherrylog Road I entered
The '34 Ford without wheels,
Smothered in kudzu,
With a seat pulled out to run
Corn whiskey down from the hills,

And then from the other side
Crept into an Essex
With a rumble seat of red leather
And then out again, aboard
A blue Chevrolet, releasing
The rust from its other color,

Reared up on three building blocks.
None had the same body heat;
I changed with them inward, toward
The weedy heart of the junkyard,
For I knew that Doris Holbrook
Would escape from her father at noon

And would come from the farm
To seek parts owned by the sun
Among the abandoned chassis,
Sitting in each in turn
As I did, leaning forward
As in a wild stock-car race

In the parking lot of the dead.
Time after time, I climbed in
And outthe other side, like
An envoy or movie star
Met at the station by crickets.
A radiator cap raised its head,

Become a real toad or a kingsnake
As I neared the hub of the yard,
Passing through many states,
Many lives, to reach
Some grandmother's long Pierce-Arrow
Sending platters of blindness forth

From its nickel hubcaps
And spilling its tender upholstery
On sleepy roaches,
The glass panel in between
Lady and colored driver
Not all the way broken out,

The back-seat phone
Still on its hook.
I got in as though to exclaim,
"Let us go to the orphan asylum,
John; I have some old toys
For children who say their prayers."

I popped with sweat as I thought
I heard Doris Holbrook scrape
Like a mouse in the southern-state sun
That was eating the paint in blisters
>>From a hundred car tops and hoods.
She was tapping like code,

Loosening the screws,
Carrying off headlights,
Sparkplugs, bumpers,
Cracked mirrors and gear-knobs,
Getting ready, already,
To go back with something to show

Other than her lips' new trembling
I would hold to me soon, soon
Where I sat in the ripped back seat
Talking over the interphone,
Praying for Doris Holbrook
To come from her father's farm

And to get back there
With no trace of me on her face
To be seen by her red-haired father
Who would change, in the squalling barn,
Her back's pale skin with a strop,
Then lay for me

In a bootlegger's roasting car
With a sting-triggered 12-guage shotgun
To blast the breath from the air.
Not cut by the jagged windshields,
Through the acres of wrecks she came
With a wrench in her hand,

Through dust where the blacksnake dies
Of boredom, and the beetle knows
The compost has no more life.
Someone's outside would have seen
The oldest car's door inexplicably
Close from within:

I held her and held her and held her,
Convoyed at terrific speed
By the stalled, dreaming traffic around us,
So the blacksnake, stiff
With inaction, curved back
Into life, and hunted the mouse

With deadly overexcitement,
The beetles reclaimed their field
As we clung, glued together
With the hooks of the seat springs
Working through to catch us red-handed
Amidst the gray breathless batting

That burst from the seat at our backs.
We left by separate doors
Into the changed, other bodies
Of cars, she down Cherrylog Road
And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard

Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.</pre>

Slingshot
31st May 2008, 18:54
I don't have one, therefore I am not.

Coyote
31st May 2008, 19:04
My signature is a passive attempt to sell my bike. So far the only person interested has been Skidmark. Said something along the lines of "Give ya $5000, pay off $100 per week, get bike first week".

nallac
31st May 2008, 19:52
mines the truth of life:laugh:

Storm
31st May 2008, 19:57
Mine is a lyric from a song by Blindspott- I've no idea what else they sing, but I heard it on the radio and thought, "never a truer word spoken".
And sadly, around here, it does ring very true :(

peasea
31st May 2008, 20:06
Mine means a lot to the bank, that's really what matters.

Dave-
31st May 2008, 21:17
mine is a line from a sweedish hardcore/punk band called refused.

the song is new noise off their best (and last) album called the shape of punk to come

K8MkVIe9xGc

Swoop
31st May 2008, 21:27
My sig. is a simple way to help improve the world around us, by giving a weekly "Top Tip".

Read and learn.

TOTO
31st May 2008, 21:33
I put funny quotes from people and Events that I attend or events that I beleave need more promoting. therefore when reading my signature youw would be able to go straight to that events website.

The Stranger
31st May 2008, 21:36
I think mine means ArcherWC is confessing to having a small wiener - or something like that?

Bren
31st May 2008, 21:36
Mine is the way of life for me....

Gwinch
31st May 2008, 21:38
One of my best friends set it when she was playing around with my account. I don't plan on changing it from what it currently is.

Headbanger
31st May 2008, 21:41
I was hoping to annoy......

PrincessBandit
31st May 2008, 21:43
Exactly what it says. Not telling you what it is I like to move though...

gijoe1313
31st May 2008, 21:50
And since PrincessBandit is forum stalking me summit, I does the same heres nowt!

Me sig is what I yam what I yam ... I always do as I say and say as I do ...

I got gas, I got gear, I got full licence and nowhere to go but riding those lanes to freedom! :chase: :woohoo: :yeah:

(yeah yeah, I cannae even quote meself properly loike!)

gismo
31st May 2008, 22:00
Mine is describing me...
:girlfight: = i dont take on shit that others give out
:rockon: = live life as if it was ya last day and enjoy yaself

Mikkel
31st May 2008, 22:09
The first part has many levels to it - firstly it is a rather clever, wonderful and absurd piece of sarcastic wit that I thoroughly enjoy. Secondly and more personally it is a rather self-ironic (is that a valid term?) comment to stop trying to be clever. I even remember... some times.

The second part was just a piece of terrific ASCII art I stumbled upon which appealed to me.

Both are likely to change without notice.

ynot slow
31st May 2008, 22:44
Got a bumper sticker in oz 10 years ago so is one part,and other is my number plate surround.

FROSTY
31st May 2008, 22:54
Mines kinda soppy really -
Its like some of you lot feel like family to me

McJim
31st May 2008, 23:23
Mine means bugger all to me and is just stuff that amuses me at the time. I'm shallow. Life's too short to be deep.

yod
1st June 2008, 00:16
good times with good friends

and when all is said and done, thats the stuff that really matters on this this little round lump of rock

Skyryder
1st June 2008, 05:16
What it says. No more and no less.

It's there until he's out...............however long it takes.



Skyryder

FlangMasterJ
1st June 2008, 13:34
Mine is a picture of a motorbike.

Disco Dan
1st June 2008, 13:36
Mine changes whenever I get bored.

At the moment, I am waiting to see if anyone gets the philosophical joke ;)

Colapop
1st June 2008, 13:39
Mine is a truth. For all the holy than thou wonderful people out there who cast stones at those they see as inferior.

fridayflash
1st June 2008, 13:54
mines stolen from a 'bloodhound gang' song
...thinking about changing it to a line from blackadder though..

Tank
1st June 2008, 13:57
Mine is in reference to one of all time great post on KB.

When I read the original I snorted coffee all over my keyboard.

It reminds me never to take myself to seriously - or to type when I have been drinking (meths).

TOTO
2nd June 2008, 00:57
Mine changes whenever I get bored.

At the moment, I am waiting to see if anyone gets the philosophical joke ;)

i doesnt get it :blink:

Katman
2nd June 2008, 11:45
Don't get me started. :msn-wink:

fire eyes
2nd June 2008, 12:07
:2thumbsup Mine is pretty self explantory, taking responbility for the choices you make and not blaming anyone for where you maybe at in life.

hazard02
2nd June 2008, 12:19
My signature seeks to remind you all that while your signature may be all deep and meaningful or funny, mine is still cooler.
:motu:

fire eyes
2nd June 2008, 12:22
My signature seeks to remind you all that while your signature may be all deep and meaningful or funny, mine is still cooler.
:motu:
hahahahaha .. well said!

deanohit
2nd June 2008, 12:29
Fist is a shameless promotion for the CCChallenge.

Second line is from another site, and was said by one of the old hands to a noob:

BIHB@0610
2nd June 2008, 12:36
I like the idea that happiness is a decision ..... because it is!

The second part of my signature is a commentary that we all have baggage but it's our responsibility to deal with it and ensure it doesn't perpetuate damage (and NEVER use it as an excuse for anything).

tri boy
2nd June 2008, 12:48
What wild geese have to do.

and the answer to NZ coppa's drama's.
Boundaries are important m'kay.

jrandom
2nd June 2008, 12:50
Mine should be self-explanatory.

The quote's from this post (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=396068#post396068); oddly enough, from a thread relating to a topic currently under significant consideration.

I've had it as my signature for almost three years, and don't intend on changing it.

Also, it's a shame that mikey's first post (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=138505#post138505) isn't more accessible. It's a forum classic. Not to mention the fact that it had a bit of a butterfly effect over the years; I wonder how many people's lives would be subtly different right now if mikey had never logged on to KB?

CookMySock
2nd June 2008, 13:35
my sig is a smirk about cagers that just seem to want to get out of way.. I certainly don't mean anyone any harm of any sort, but strangely many people seem to afford me and my noisy 650 vtwin some respect.. or is fear ? Wierd, but cool.

DB

avgas
2nd June 2008, 13:59
my sig means nothing until you have met John Galt? As stated in "Atlas Shrugged" it was a term used instead of "What are you going to do".
However the deeper side to the situation is "Its not my fault? You need to fix it", the lack of responsibility in todays society is disgusting.
John Galt is someone who represents someone who does all the work, takes all the responsibility - yet only asked to be paid for his labours. NZ will see less John Galts as time continues.

Al
2nd June 2008, 14:11
Well, mine basically says have fun while you are still able to!

Hitcher
2nd June 2008, 16:37
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

Oakie
2nd June 2008, 20:02
Just a reminder that as I grow older it doesn't mean I have to get all serious and not do dumb shit from time to time. (refer to my profile photo for proof)

Magua
2nd June 2008, 20:03
Mine can't mean much to me, I'm only posting in this thread so I can remind myself of what my signiature says.

karla
2nd June 2008, 20:23
Mine adopted me, like a stray kitten, and hasn't left yet 'cos it felt good here ... :calm:

_Shrek_
3rd June 2008, 14:05
the meaning of mine... is what it says :blip:

fatzx10r
3rd June 2008, 14:20
cars are boring, plain and simple

ManDownUnder
3rd June 2008, 14:25
My siggy is a billboard for anything I want to do and say at the time...

Right at the mo there are some wonderful examples of one Mr Carver taking it up the chocolate expressway... and I have some rifle scopes for sale in case anyone in KB land wants one.

Don't click on the carver link unless you have a penchant for young men helping other young men play hide the sausage...

MSTRS
3rd June 2008, 14:26
It's not what it means to me...

nudemetalz
3rd June 2008, 14:29
Mine is 2 things..first one is how much I love my Guzzi.

and the second is how much I love my deceased Dad.

007XX
3rd June 2008, 15:59
Wolf's quote is very much one of the best written description of a very important rule I try to live my life by...the first time I read it, I thought "there is no way I could have put that better!"

Martybabe's quote is to me one of the very funniest and most pleasant compliments I was ever paid :D

The picture is of the love of my life, my husband 007XY...I might change the quotes but that pic will never move from there.

Coldrider
3rd June 2008, 16:15
Naf all as I only log on in paid time.

Mikkel
3rd June 2008, 16:22
cars are boring, plain and simple

I dare to disagree, not all cars are boring:
http://www.schneiderism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/atom_3-4_front.jpg


The picture is of the love of my life, my husband 007XY...I might change the quotes but that pic will never move from there.

...before he gets knee down with a good photographer at hand I guess ;)

Bonez
3rd June 2008, 16:28
Fairly self-ex. exp.. expla... Obvious really.

007XX
3rd June 2008, 16:39
...before he gets knee down with a good photographer at hand I guess ;)


I don't want any photographers around when he gets on his knees :devil2:

Mikkel
3rd June 2008, 16:47
I don't want any photographers around when he gets on his knees :devil2:

Knee - plural is BAD, mkay! ;)

That sounds rather dodgy, considering you are married I can't see what he'd be doing down there... :scratch: