WTF

[scumdog]

Hey! who stole my favourite thread, you know, "Gunning up Cops".
I was just starting to really hate the dude and now he's gone, dang my 'knight' is going to be boring!!! :(

[Bonez]

Hey! who stole my favourite thread, you know, "Gunning up Cops".
I was just starting to really hate the dude and now he's gone, dang my 'knight' is going to be boring!!! :(
Another beer thread goody :apint:

[crashe]

Its probably been moved to another part of this site.... where all the disappearing threads go to.... :ride:

[Ghost Lemur]

Another beer thread goody :apint:

Certainly is the season for them. Then of course the beer thread will morph into a single malt thread for of disections on the Glens.

[Sensei]

Doesn't matter where it has gone as long as it stay's there for good .Along with the other one by drop Kick No2 :done:
SENSEI

[Hitcher]

Doh -- the stuff that buys me beer...

[dangerous]

Now were was I......... ohh yeah, Japanese whisky <----- Nb spelt like the Scotts. Very much in the tradition of scotch whisky the Japanese industry tends to go for the peat dried barley, although not as heavily as its Scottish counterparts. The lighter, less peaty aroma and tast seems to appeal to the Japanese palate.
Japans's first whisky distillery was opened in 1924, although it was not until approaching the 1970's that its industry beganto take off and it now produces a greater volume per year than Scotland.
Now if you whisky guys get a chance to try either Suntory Yamazaki or Suntory Hibiki then do it..... its very.... well hard to say just try it.

[avgas]

Its probably been moved to another part of this site.... where all the disappearing threads go to.... :ride:
if you send kittens there....you get pop-tarts.
been told the kittens go to a wonderful place

[WINJA]

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OH NO WHAT HAPPENED TO JONI'S AVATAR ?WAS THAT REALLY HER PIC? OR IS SHE A 150KG LONER CALLED RALPH WHO LIVES WITH HIS DAD AND READS SURVIVALIST BOOKS?



ITS LIKE THE POST ABOVE THAT I MADE IT WAS RELOCATED.AND I STILL HAVENT GOT AS ANSWER

[Hitcher]

Now were was I......... ohh yeah, Japanese whisky <----- Nb spelt like the Scotts. Very much in the tradition of scotch whisky the Japanese industry tends to go for the peat dried barley, although not as heavily as its Scottish counterparts. The lighter, less peaty aroma and tast seems to appeal to the Japanese palate.
Japans's first whisky distillery was opened in 1924, although it was not until approaching the 1970's that its industry beganto take off and it now produces a greater volume per year than Scotland.
Now if you whisky guys get a chance to try either Suntory Yamazaki or Suntory Hisiki then do it..... its very.... well hard to say just try it.
Much of Mr Suntory's offering is made totally from whisky distilled in Scotland. Just blended and bottled in Japan, that's all!

[dangerous]

ummm for those that missed out head in this direction ----->http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=139281#post139281 I think, or maybe a few pages before it.

[scumdog]

How does Woodstock (as in the bourbon but without coke) rate in the ranks of bourbon - and what's the best bourbon?
BTW I only drink bourbon with L&P so label me a phillistine if you want. :confused2

Chrossy-Bimbo wants to know the BEST recipe for mint juleps and also pina coladas? - with a Southern flavour and spark.

[Mongoose]

Damn pigs can't help themselves. Off duty and still looking for some poor biker to harangue :Pokey:

Now, back to the main topic, I see a whisky tasting evening on the horizon!! :doobey: :banana: :thud:

[dangerous]

Much of Mr Suntory's offering is made totally from whisky distilled in Scotland. Just blended and bottled in Japan, that's all!
Oi you... but out :)

Suntory Hibiki -----> distilled <----- in Japan, blends some thirty malts that have mostly been aged for twenty years with stocks of grain whisky at their Yamazaki distillery :2thumbsup

[NC]

It's alright, he'll be back..

He'll never fade away, like his hero. David Hasslehoffhttp://www.frws.com/punk/images/approved.gif

[Mongoose]

Holy crap NC30, trying for the OTT Award or what??

[NC]

Holy crap NC30, trying for the OTT Award or what??
OMG I freaked out! that's a bad link, I new I should have checked it. :o

[Mongoose]

OMG I freaked out! that's a bad link, I new I should have checked it. :o


Are you sure its not bad drugs?? :killingme

[scumdog]

It's alright, he'll be back..

He'll never fade away, like his hero. David Hasslehoffhttp://www.frws.com/punk/images/approved.gif

Hey!! I looked like that once when I had my hair permed only I had a moustache so probably looked more like Tom Selleck (or so they said) :rockon:

[dangerous]

How does Woodstock (as in the bourbon but without coke) rate in the ranks of bourbon - and what's the best bourbon?
BTW I only drink bourbon with L&P so label me a phillistine if you want. :confused2
ohhhhh.... no, I really dident want to get into bourbon.... its not really whisky ya know just like that sour mash Daniels shit.......woodstock is crap my friend but then we only mix it I guess.
Ya want to try (straight up) Bookers with its natural proof of 121 and 127 (thats forking high when Glenfarclas 105 proof is 60%) or theres Knob Creek, Bakers and Haydens... so be a brave man and find a bottle.... hell I havent even tried that shit yet :shutup:

[NC]

Are you sure its not bad drugs?? :killingme
Maybe, just finished some of the stuff I washed by accident... :unsure:

[Mongoose]

Hey!! I looked like that once when I had my hair permed only I had a moustache so probably looked more like Tom Selleck (or so they said) :rockon:


Far out, you must be an old bugger all righty!! Not only do you remember those names, but also claim to have looked like them :stoogie: I had to google the name to see who it was :headbang:

[NC]

Hey!! I looked like that once when I had my hair permed only I had a moustache so probably looked more like Tom Selleck (or so they said) :rockon:
Puff mullet :headbang:

[dangerous]

Damn pigs can't help themselves. Off duty and still looking for some poor biker to harangue :Pokey:

Now, back to the main topic, I see a whisky tasting evening on the horizon!! :doobey: :banana: :thud:
LMFAO :Oi: NC Chick.... bugger off this is a thread bout pigs and whisky... damn you :bleh:

[Mongoose]

LMFAO :Oi: NC Chick.... bugger off this is a thread bout pigs and whisky... damn you :bleh:


Damn straight danerous(is that short for Danger Mouse?) how, oh how did we go from cop abuse to NC30s dirty pics, huh? :eek5:

[Hitcher]

bugger off this is a thread bout pigs and whisky...
And beer...

[scumdog]

ohhhhh.... no, I really dident want to get into bourbon.... its not really whisky ya know just like that sour mash Daniels shit.......woodstock is crap my friend but then we only mix it I guess.
Ya want to try (straight up) Bookers with its natural proof of 121 and 127 (thats forking high when Glenfarclas 105 proof is 60%) or theres Knob Creek, Bakers and Haydens... so be a brave man and find a bottle.... hell I havent even tried that shit yet :shutup:

D., PM me with your opinion on what is a good drop to drink - ANY sort of brew 'cept Zambuka snd shit like that!
I buy budget for 'rally drinking' but add a drop of 'Pops Teviot Moonshine' for added bite, no sense in wasting too much money on your drunken 'mates' eh?

[Bonez]

And beer...And Green Ginger Wine......

[Mongoose]

And beer...

Want One bourbon
One Scotch
And one Beer

[Hitcher]

Want One bourbon
One Scotch
And one Beer
I came home one Friday and told my landlady I'd lost my job...

[NC]

LMFAO :Oi: NC Chick.... bugger off this is a thread bout pigs and whisky... damn you :bleh:
Ok...

Sorry :innocent:
I feel a lot safer now that these two joined the force, my heros!
:love:http://www.srl.org/shows/phoenix/images/police.jpg

[Mongoose]

I came home one Friday and told my landlady I'd lost my job...


Sod ya, I am way too lazy to go put it on to get the next words :gob:

[dangerous]

D., PM me with your opinion on what is a good drop to drink - ANY sort of brew 'cept Zambuka snd shit like that!
I buy budget for 'rally drinking' but add a drop of 'Pops Teviot Moonshine' for added bite, no sense in wasting too much money on your drunken 'mates' eh?
well I've pretty much covered it all in my last 7 or 8 posts.... ya know if I had put that much effort into school cert english I would have creamed it.... instead of flunking LOL... ahhhh them da breaks :spudwhat:

[Blakamin]

And Green Ginger Wine......
wow.... super beer... haven't done that for a while!!!

[pete376403]

And Green Ginger Wine......

Stones GGW has gone all to hell since Nobilos stopped making it here in NZ and we now get the inferior Aussie version. Its drinkable but not just the same.

Any Purple Death drinkers here?

And a nice bourbon is Makers Mark but i don't think I've seen it for sale here.

[marty]

I came home one Friday and told my landlady I'd lost my job...
she said 'i don't beleive you're trying to find no job'

[Hitcher]

she said 'i don't beleive you're trying to find no job'
I think she said something about not caring as long as she got the rent money by next Friday...

[scumdog]

Stones GGW has gone all to hell since Nobilos stopped making it here in NZ and we now get the inferior Aussie version. Its drinkable but not just the same.

Any Purple Death drinkers here?

And a nice bourbon is Makers Mark but i don't think I've seen it for sale here.

One Purple Death drinker coming up (hic) not too bad for a 'rally drink' but yeah, I thought SGW had gone down a bit, have to add 'Pops Teviot Moonshine' for a bit of 'kick'.

[Mongoose]

I think she said something about not caring as long as she got the rent money by next Friday...


Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

[Mongoose]

Stones GGW has gone all to hell since Nobilos stopped making it here in NZ and we now get the inferior Aussie version. Its drinkable but not just the same.

Any Purple Death drinkers here?

And a nice bourbon is Makers Mark but i don't think I've seen it for sale here.


Stones and Brandy, a warmer if there ever was one :drinknsin

Mind you, she was alright with out the Stones to :killingme

[scumdog]

Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

Aw! overkill man, overkill! Ya went and ruint it!! :shake:

[Mongoose]

Aw! overkill man, overkill! Ya went and ruint it!! :shake:

Naa, no way man, it was them over whiskyed minds dat wus ruining it, sheeesh, hate to hear them sing it the way they make it up as they go

[Bonez]

Any Purple Death drinkers here? Introduced a few yank servicemen to it in my in my previous life.

[NC]

A man named, Sue?

[Mongoose]

A man named, Sue?


Sheeesh, get it right
A boy named sue

[scumdog]

C.B. just handed me a nip (extra large) of Highland Park 12 year old whisky from Orkney Islands, eat you hearts out ya losers, I got the best of drinks and THE best woman out of all of you.!! :finger: :blah:

[NC]

Sheeesh, get it right
A boy named sue
Whoa, I can't get anything right today...Sorry
Best I toodle off and find something better to do.

[Mongoose]

Whoa, I can't get anything right today...Sorry
Best I toodle off and find something better to do.


Awwww, never figured you to be one that scares easy!! :kick: :laugh:

[dangerous]

C.B. just handed me a nip (extra large) of Highland Park 12 year old whisky from Orkney Islands, eat you hearts out ya losers, I got the best of drinks and THE best woman out of all of you.!! :finger: :blah:
ohhhhh..... nice man, the most northen parts of Scotland
Highland Park...... called the greatest all rounder in the world in single malt whisky. Pale gold in colour Highland Park has a full mature aroma of peat smoke and oak with a long dry finish....... can ya tast it Scumy can ya???

[Jackrat]

ohhhhh.... no, I really dident want to get into bourbon.... its not really whisky ya know just like that sour mash Daniels shit.......woodstock is crap my friend but then we only mix it I guess.
Ya want to try (straight up) Bookers with its natural proof of 121 and 127 (thats forking high when Glenfarclas 105 proof is 60%) or theres Knob Creek, Bakers and Haydens... so be a brave man and find a bottle.... hell I havent even tried that shit yet :shutup:

To late now huh.
Woodstock,,yeah it's shit.
Jim Beam,,,,good marketing,but very mild smooth bourbon.
Booker Noe,,JB with a different label.
Jack Daniels,,,Don't know WTF it is,but it ain't Bourbon.
Wild Turkey,not bad but not as good as they reckon.
Four Roses,This shit takes the lining off the back of ya' throat,I love it an because it ain't popular with the lolly water crowd it's cheap.
Suntory whiskys,hard to put a finger on it but somethings missing,
Don't drink much whisky but love Bourbon.I keep it in the fridge an drink it straight. :niceone:

[dangerous]

Scumdog........ you do know the correct way to smell a whisky dont ya?
well if not then dab a bit onto ya under side of rist (like ya women does with perfume) ok let the alc vaperate then you are left with the nose (smell) like I listed above.

right now bugger ya I'm gona have.... let me see.......... help me out theres to much to chose from LOL

[Mongoose]

ohhhhh..... nice man, the most northen parts of Scotland
Highland Park...... called the greatest all rounder in the world in single malt whisky. Pale gold in colour Highland Park has a full mature aroma of peat smoke and oak with a long dry finish....... can ya tast it Scumy can ya???

Dunno aboot Scumdog, but hell aifter reading whit you wrote, I can ken the taste fer here

[dangerous]

To late now huh.
Woodstock,,yeah it's shit.
Jim Beam,,,,good marketing,but very mild smooth bourbon.
Booker Noe,,JB with a different label.
Jack Daniels,,,Don't know WTF it is,but it ain't Bourbon.
Wild Turkey,not bad but not as good as they reckon.
Four Roses,This shit takes the lining off the back of ya' throat,I love it an because it ain't popular with the lolly water crowd it's cheap.
Suntory whiskys,hard to put a finger on it but somethings missing,
Don't drink much whisky but love Bourbon.I keep it in the fridge an drink it straight. :niceone:
weee heee, ma man, so did ya know that Booker Noe is the grandson of Jim Beam himself and that Jim Beam was Bakers great uncle? (Bakers Bourbon)

[scumdog]

Scumdog........ you do know the corect way to smell a whisky dont ya?
well if not then dab a bit onto ya under side of rist (like ya women does with perfume) ok let the alc vaperate then you are left with the nose (smell) like I listed above.

right now bugger ya I'm gona have.... let me see.......... help me out theres to much to chose from LOL

Yeah, C.B. said you have to wait at least 60 seconds ( and she doesn't drink the stuff).
About to try a Glenfiddich next. :blah:

[Sensei]

Hey ScumDog you should try some Port Of Taranaki fortifyed Boysenberry's
it's wicked as SENSEI :sly:

[dangerous]

Hey ScumDog you should try some Port Of Taranaki fortifyed Boysenberry's
it's wicked as SENSEI :sly:
LMFAO....... what the fuk are you on, :doh: silly me Boysenberry's :2thumbsup

[dangerous]

Yeah, C.B. said you have to wait at least 60 seconds ( and she doesn't drink the stuff).
About to try a Glenfiddich next. :blah:
What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky ---> :Police:

[Mongoose]

What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky ---> :Police:


Tastings??? :drinknsin He is WAAAAYYYY past tastings man, might as well swop to the cheap stuff now :doobey: :thud:

[scumdog]

What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky ---> :Police:

Dunno, it's Special Reserve first distilled 1887, it's a single malt - needless to say.

[dangerous]

Dunno, it's Special Reserve first distilled 1887, it's a single malt - needless to say.
that would be 12yrs in a oak barrel................ did you know that Blue lable Jonny Walker is 50 years in a barrel then a couple of years in a bottle.... yummy

[Ms Piggy]

It's alright, he'll be back..

He'll never fade away, like his hero. David Hasslehoffhttp://www.frws.com/punk/images/approved.gif
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas....

[scumdog]

that would be 12yrs in a oak barrel................ did you know that Blue lable Jonny Walker is 50 years in a barrel then a couple of years in a bottle.... yummy

Yeah but how much????

[dangerous]

Yeah but how much????
how much what? do you mean years old, the special reserve..... 12

[scumdog]

how much what? do you mean years old, the special reserve..... 12

NOOOOO! The PRICE!!

[scumdog]

Okay! Onto 'Famous Grouse' now!! Hah, eat your hearts out dudes, that kind of whisky and that kind of woman!!! ( SHE POURS IT) :laugh:

[gav]

Jeez Dangerous, is this all off the top of your head, or are you reading out of a book? Impressive stuff here....So where does Black Label Jim Beam fit in?

[scumdog]

Okay wiseguys, you can tell me all I need to know about my booze but C.B. wants to know why the hell her solar powered garden lights don't work, eh? eh? :blink:

[dangerous]

Okay wiseguys, you can tell me all I need to know about my booze but C.B. wants to know why the hell her solar powered garden lights don't work, eh? eh? :blink:
cos she hasent been feeding it a good whisky.... shezzzz look at you, your bright as after them whiskys :innocent:

[scumdog]

cos she hasent been feeding it a good whisky.... shezzzz look at you, your bright as after them whiskys :innocent:

Most discerning Mr D, why with me around she shouldn't need the lights eh?

[Jackrat]

weee heee, ma man, so did ya know that Booker Noe is the grandson of Jim Beam himself and that Jim Beam was Bakers great uncle? (Bakers Bourbon)

Knew there was a family connection but didn't know about Bakers also being in there.They keep it in the family huh.
Will have to do more research :msn-wink:

[dangerous]

Jeez Dangerous, is this all off the top of your head, or are you reading out of a book? Impressive stuff here....So where does Black Label Jim Beam fit in?
black lable.... very nice but I still mix it with lemonade as I do with red lable, thes blended whiskys and Famous Grouse are my choice of blends.
Red, Black, gold and green in that order with green being a pur malt, compleatly different to the others.
Black lable is a 12yr old scotch, it is unique in character and smoth with a depth of tast that is rare, peaty yet mellow with a long finish, complex and heavy bodied.............. shit you lot do ya relise these reports are starting to take effect, havent had to tast this many whiskys for a while.... but its been good going over them again..... ohhhh might sleep in tomorrow.

[dangerous]

NOOOOO! The PRICE!!
ohhh duno the boss just gave me a bottle the other day...... most of the others I get duty free.

Okay! Onto 'Famous Grouse' now!! Hah, eat your hearts out dudes, that kind of whisky and that kind of woman!!! ( SHE POURS IT) :laugh:
on ya man...... heres a few blended whiskys that I rate, Dimple 15yr and Chivas Regal 12yr...... these I'd drink on the rocks.

ps: this ones for you SD.... pigs nose

[scumdog]

Cheeky bugger!
P.S. P.M. me with any possible 12 Mile Delta attend-ees for the weekend of the GY rally will ya? - 7-8-9 Jan 2005

[Ghost Lemur]

Just for NC30_chick...

[dangerous]

I'd beter explain that one aye.......In Gloucestershire it is said that this scotch is 'as soft and smooth as a pigs nose' This 5yr old scotch is a unique blend of the finest highland malt and grain whiskys. No single whisky in this blend is less than 5yrs old and a considerable proportion of older whiskys is included. Pigs nose has a higher than usual malt whisky content..... I would try and tell you lot how it tasts... but I'm fuked if I know I think the tast buds just went on strike.... oh hell now i'm in the shit, some bastards nicked me legs...... ohhh Ive just found another 50ml botle its 'sheep dip' might run that through the dangerous test tomorrow nite cos I bout done now...... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... *thump* :sleep:

[scumdog]

I'd beter explain that one aye.......In Gloucestershire it is said that this scotch is 'as soft and smooth as a pigs nose' This 5yr old scotch is a unique blend of the finest highland malt and grain whiskys. No single whisky in this blend is less than 5yrs old and a considerable proportion of older whiskys is included. Pigs nose has a higher than usual malt whisky content..... i would try nd tell you lot how it tasts... but I,m fuked if I know I thing the tast buds just went on strike.... oh hell now i'm in the shit, some bastards nicked me legs...... ohhh Ive just found another 50ml botle its 'sheep dip' might run that through the dangerous test tomorrow nite cos I bout done now...... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... *thump* :sleep:

Thanks for the explanation, I'm still on the Famous Grouse and hey, you don't need your legs to make a key-board work!!

[Yokai]

ps: this ones for you SD.... pigs nose
Oooh - can anyone play? sheep dip.

[NC]

Just for NC30_chick...
Thank you, but this photo is sexier, look how tight their shirts are. Draws attention away to the fact that they are on a trailer :shit:
http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/chips.jpg

[Riff Raff]

Thank you, but this photo is sexier, look how tight their shirts are. Draws attention away to the fact that they are on a trailer :shit:
http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/chips.jpg
Mmmm...CHIPS - tight shirts, mmmmm :o

[Deano]

Im going Mexicano tonight for new years eve.

Tequila, salt and lemon, followed by Corona chasers.

Areeeba reeeba reeeebaaaaaah underlay....?...

[dangerous]

Im going Mexicano tonight for new years eve.

Tequila, salt and lemon, followed by Corona chasers.

Areeeba reeeba reeeebaaaaaah underlay....?...
ohhhh yeahhhhh......... any Mexican women going to be there :whistle:

[Deano]

ohhhh yeahhhhh......... any Mexican women going to be there :whistle:

Is Salma Hayek mexican ?? Who cares, unfortunately she won't be here, pity...

[scumdog]

Thank you, but this photo is sexier, look how tight their shirts are. Draws attention away to the fact that they are on a trailer :shit:
http://www.fsu.edu/~crimdo/images/chips.jpg

And notice the pristine, no oil-stain freeway behind them - and the fact they seemed to be travelling at about 30mph on a freeway!! :laugh: