Apocalypse in 24hrs, what do you do?

[TOTO]

Lets imagine that you knew for sure that exactly in 24hours apocalypse is gonna occur.

You cant stop it.

What do you do for the next 24hours ?

My plan is ride 12 hours and eat junk food, stakes, cafier, shag another 11.5 hours, then in the last 30 min both me and my gf down a bottle of whiskey, we fall asleep together and thats it.

your turn.

[Winston001]

Hmmmm toughie. I'd get my matter transmitter out of the garage (cunningly disguised as a yellow Ducati) and dial in the co-ordinates for Alpha Centauri. The difficulty is I'd want to take the wife and kids and they won't all fit....problems problems.....

[skidMark]

Say goodbye to loved ones... hop on bike go for massive ride full tit like a crazed mofo...

then goto the top of the highest mountain (in my area...with a road) with bike stare the Apocalypse in the face and let it take me.

[skidMark]

Hmmmm toughie. I'd get my matter transmitter out of the garage (cunningly disguised as a yellow Ducati) and dial in the co-ordinates for Alpha Centauri. The difficulty is I'd want to take the wife and kids and they won't all fit....problems problems.....

End of world, you think the ducati shop is really gunna care if you were to take a couple?<_<

[fatzx10r]

im guna watch the superbikes first, then:beer:

[skidMark]

im guna watch the superbikes first, then:beer:
Um and erm.

Do you think the tv people are going to be at work to transmit it to you. nobody would be at work would they? lol

[fatzx10r]

Um and erm.

Do you think the tv people are going to be at work to transmit it to you. nobody would be at work would they? lol

well it starts in 2hours, so some prick had better be there. lol

[Trudes]

I'd ring my mum and tell her I love her then I would go and get a 1098 on tick and go for the fastest ride I have ever done, cause if I fall off and die, who gives a shit!
If I survive that, get all my mates in one place, have a massive piss up and feed, do copious amounts of drugs, party hard and then shag until the world ends.:banana:

[Subike]

smile and kiss my sorry ass goodbye

[James Deuce]

Hunt down TOTO.

[Bonez]

Sleep on it.:zzzz: And make a decision in the morning.

[gijoe1313]

Load a truck up with toilet paper, pour paint into balloons, make a shaving cream pie thrower, mount a giant bubble making machine in the rear, put some dutch barrel organ music into a PA system and then drive around ... load all my bikes up too ...

TPing houses, cars and everything around ....
Splatting colourful paint patterns with the paint bombs via the shaving cream pie thrower ...
Launching shaving cream pies at people, pets and places ....
Giant clouds of bubbles bobbling away into the distance ...

And for the piece de resistance, just before the event, find a big cliff ... start up all my bikes, ride the throttle and catapult each of them off the cliff ... and for the finale ... hop on my little ol'hornet, get the longest run up and just do an Eviel Knievel ..."Top of the World ma! Top of the world!" :done:

[martybabe]

Get hold of a pipe ,I'd love to smoke a pipe again. Ride to the top of a mountain on a trail bike with a bottle of glenfarclas 105 cask strength whisky a curved pipe and some tobacco. Thank the cosmos for giving me my kids and exit stage left, puffing away and drinking whisky with the sheep.

Oh but before I go riding up that hill, I'd like to take a hammer to the renovated bathroom for taking the last 4 weeks outta my life and still looking shite.And I'd like to turn on every bloody light I can find and start every engine I can, I'm sick of saving energy. :laugh:

[puddy]

Same as usual! Toss, toss, toss, and TOSS!

[McDuck]

wank defently.

[tri boy]

Fix that leaking tap thats been bugging me for a year.

[Dave-]

End of world, you think the ducati shop is really gunna care if you were to take a couple?<_<

no no, it only looks like a ducati...it isn't actually a ducati...

[Mikkel]

Restore my last save game.

[MisterD]

Don't worry, this is New Zealand - we're still running about 20 years behind the rest of the world.

[fire eyes]

:hug: 24hrs wow .. in the first 12 hours definitely grab that closest 'unrelated' male to me and shag him senseless LOL .. if at all possible have a family dinner and just be together and tell everyone I love them and thank them for all our experiences. I dont have any urgency to do anything else ... yes there are many things I am driven to experience further but if my number comes up sooner .. I have no regrets and will be happy to go xxx

[Motu]

The end of the world has been predicted countless times in the past - people killed themselves and their families before the event (like the OP) But people like me were still here to inherit the earth.

Carry on,I've got my trailer hitched on ready to pick up the spoils.

[James Deuce]

:hug: 24hrs wow .. in the first 12 hours definitely grab that closest 'unrelated' male to me and shag him senseless LOL ..

Now we know you are lying about your gender. Women don't like shagging. They just do it for money.

[fire eyes]

Now we know you are lying about your gender. Women don't like shagging. They just do it for money.
Money is irrelevent in this instance .. unless they have a Mega Shooping Complex in Heaven! gender issues? no darln ... shaggin? hell yes.

[jrandom]

The Forge of God, by Greg Bear, was an interesting sf treatment of the 'what do you do when the world's about to end' question.

It was followed by a sequel, Anvil of Stars, an interesting sf treatment of the 'what would a bunch of teenagers do when stuck in a spaceship with no supervision' question.

(The answer to the latter mostly involved sex and blowing shit up.)

[James Deuce]

Money is never irrelevant to a chick.

[James Deuce]

The Forge of God, by Greg Bear, was an interesting sf treatment of the 'what do you do when the world's about to end' question.

It was followed by a sequel, Anvil of Stars, an interesting sf treatment of the 'what would a bunch of teenagers do when stuck in a spaceship with no supervision' question.

(The answer to the latter mostly involved sex and blowing shit up.)
Reading Greg Bear is like pulling out all your pubic hairs, one by one, after a Brazilian.

[jrandom]

Mega Shooping Complex in Heaven!

:woohoo:

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[jrandom]

Reading Greg Bear is like pulling out all your pubic hairs, one by one, after a Brazilian.

[ponderous joke hinging upon use above of 'your' instead of 'one's' goes here]

[fire eyes]

Money is never irrelevant to a chick.
It comes in handy yes absolutely! But its simply solidified energy that creates options. It's not 'be all end all'

[98tls]

:niceone:Least i wouldnt have to lux fucken dog hair off my lounge carpet ever again as i am about to do (again)

[munterk6]

Id go to work and tell the boss hes a farkin tosser etc. Id then go see the kids and tell them what they mean to me, then Id get in my Ark that Ive been knocking up around the back of the garage,with my gixxer and jack russell and depart this doomed planet forever.....(ever heard of Heavens Gate?)
Oh yeah, and Id kiss the missus goodbye first!:calm:

[Hitcher]

Apologise to the first Jehovah's Witness I see.

[Grub]

:niceone:Least i wouldnt have to lux fucken dog hair off my lounge carpet ever again as i am about to do (again)

Solution provision (free of charge)

Get rid of ...
a) Dog

or

B) Lux

[Grub]

Apologise to the first Jehovah's Witness I see.

I'm in deep shit, I just looked up my number and it's 144,001. I haven't made any plans because this wasn't going to affect me!

(What does this mean? See the Jehovas witness section (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144,000))

[Big Dave]

I will avert the apocalypse with the deft use of sarcasm and then send the Police the details of all the mad fucks riding around on hot Ducatis.

[Skyryder]

I'd carry on as usual on the basis that's all been said before and nothing happened.

But if you are into this sort of thing and want more than 24 hours.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/


Skyryder

[moT]

Kill everyone and everything first so the apocalypse does not get the satisfaction. It would be reduced to blowing up a pile of rock and dirt instead of being an apocalypse har har

[Swoop]

Still being on dial-up, I would miss the event and find out about it an hour after everyone else.


Woooohooo!! Looting time!




(C'mon Mr broadbean technician, you are supposed to be here today...)

[Meekey_Mouse]

Hmm... Interesting preposition... I think I shall keep my answer to myself :shifty::bleh:

But to GiJoe's answer.... Awesome... Truly awesome :niceone:

[Grub]

As to what i would do since I'm not one of the 144,000?

Go to the airport, help myself to an aircraft and spend the last 24 chasing cumulus. If one of the Boeings was free and not being swamped by mad bastards trying to "get away" then I'd have one of those. Always wanted to fly one of those.

Anyway, it's not going to happen, in Neville Shute's book 'On The Beach', New Zealand was the only country of any size to survive. We's gonna Rule Da World ma friends!

[007XX]

I'd get my husband and my son, and I'd raise my thumb towards the sky of course...:niceone:

Sheesh, haven't you people read your classics yet? :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

I'd get my husband and my son, and I'd raise my thumb towards the sky of course...:niceone:

You forgot your towel.

[007XX]

You forgot your towel.

Indeed I did...will nothing but do?

[TOTO]

So whats with the thumb in the air, I don't get it :blink:

[Mikkel]

Indeed I did...will nothing but do?

You're not a real frood are ya?

[James Deuce]

So whats with the thumb in the air, I don't get it :blink:
You won't need to. My apocalypse plan will see to that.

[007XX]

You're not a real frood are ya?

Ain't got the balls for it, I'm afraid :bleh:

[Bogart]

Get an awe-inspiring hotel room for myself and my new-lady… order lots of food and alcoholic beverages… induce a sizable handful of Viagra… and shag ourselves silly as the whole mess comes crumbling down around us… In fact, why wait for the apocalypse!?!