Buy or rent?

[Naki Rat]

The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

[gunnyrob]

The last one I bought cost $80,000, the last one I rented cost $27 in China.:niceone:

[P38]

The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

Hahahaha

Good logic mate

What could possibly go wrong with a rental?

[jrandom]

The last one I bought cost $80,000, the last one I rented cost $27 in China.:niceone:

The last one I bought cost $230,000 (signing off on the divorce next week) but I've never rented in China for less than $40.

Either Shenzhen rates are inflated, or pimps can pick me for a sucker a mile off.

[Mom]

(and you married men know THAT doesn't happen)


Who says it does not happen? I will need a word or three with them :yes:

Find the right one for you, or rent one is my advice :D

[skidMark]

The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?


Youve put alot of thought ino this havnt you?

[kevfromcoro]

Rent it is a lot cheaper..iam sort of going through a simalar situation where it is going to cost me half my life savings...stinks......
was getting a rental in thailand for $20
bali was a bit cheaper about $12....
i have lot of friends say to me....you go and pay for girls.....fuck that ...........never done that and never will.......
well we are only human after all......
coments on renting please

[Korea]

...they say that the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for... :yes:

[jim.cox]

If it flys, floats or fucks you're better off renting it

[P38]

Rentals maybe cheaper in the long run :yes:

But choose your ride carefully especially if your chasing the cheapies in china

Ya dick could turn green and drop off or worse :sick::bye::bye::bye:

Then it could all end in tears:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

[kevfromcoro]

If it flys, floats or fucks you're better off renting it

haha....never a truer word spoken.......

[shadow sol]

the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for

hearing this more and more lately!!

[1 Free Man]

Yep gotta agree far cheaper to rent. The one that I bought cost me $355,649.85 Sign the divorce papers in another 8 months can"t wait.:2thumbsup

[-df-]

Yep gotta agree far cheaper to rent. The one that I bought cost me $355,649.85 Sign the divorce papers in another 8 months can"t wait.:2thumbsup

I take it thats a clue to your username :niceone:

[scracha]

Why have your own cow when you can nip over the fence and milk someone elses?



After claiming poverty that cheeky bitch Heather Mills has bought a plane with her divorce settlement.
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She's still gonna use Immac on the other leg though

[DMNTD]

...they say that the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for... :yes:

You don't pay to fuck them....you pay for them to leave afterwards.
Rental is always cheaper unless one has learnt their lessons from previous purchases.

[Grahameeboy]

You don't pay to fuck them....you pay for them to leave afterwards.
Rental is always cheaper unless one has learnt their lessons from previous purchases.

Oh I paid my ex off and still paying for her bitterness even though she left...I agree Chris renting is better as you have the option to give back and no complaints or I guess these days you can rent to buy

[Harry33]

yeah but rentals are normally thrashed to shit. Paul should have been given either a seniors discount or maybe even Heather Mills could have offered to give him half off. :devil2:

[1 Free Man]

I take it thats a clue to your username :niceone:
You got it!! Got it on a P plate on my cage 1 FRE MN. Fucked her off big time when I got it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Fucked her off even more when she found out I bought a bike. she doesn't like the idea of me having a life.:niceone:

[Swoop]

Option #1: Rent.
Option #2: Buy.

What if there are funds lacking, but on their way in the future...
Can they do a "lay by"???:rofl:






Sorry. I'll get my coat...

[moT]

The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

Theres a proper way to work this out do this with present and future value methods