Central or South America?

[Usarka]

Anyone been?

Highlights, lowlights, good park-off beaches, must sees and mustn't do's?

I might go over in the next few weeks.....

Can't be arsed looking on other internets.

Ta.

[The Lone Rider]

Personally, I'd go to Costa Rica or Puerto Rico

If you go to Mexico, be wary about any tap water and ditto for a lot of the other nearby countries

If you want women, go to Columbia

Don't carry a wallet, get one of those waist band things that go under your shirt as pick pockets are abundant

Don't go to Cuba if you are planning to go to USA anytime within when your passport expires as the visa stamp of Cuba will make the USA customs wary and maybe not let you in (has happened before!)

Bring antibotics, panadol, anti-disentry pilss

That should cover most of the common lows visiting that area.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I went to Buenos Aires a few years back, extremely interesting place with funky nightlife and tons to do and see. And the fucking women, if you're tall and blond haired (esp) you'll reel 'em in easier than fishing with dynamite. And they are STUNNAS mate!!!

[TOTO]

Brasil ... mmmmmmmm many chickas. Go to the rio carnaval - very very spectacular. :yes:

[LilSel]

I went to Buenos Aires a few years back, extremely interesting place with funky nightlife and tons to do and see. And the fucking women, if you're tall and blond haired (esp) you'll reel 'em in easier than fishing with dynamite. And they are STUNNAS mate!!!

:yes:... Buenos Aires is a cool place... go there!!!
I was there about 18months ago... you wont regret going to argentina! I loved it n reckon if ya go there... you will too :)

[Morcs]

One word.

Patagonia.

[Morcs]

I heard that argentinian chicks take it up the arse to preserve their pureness until married?

[tri boy]

Riding/touring? Read "Two Wheels Through Terror"-Glen Heggstad
www.strikingviking.net/

Just visiting? Go anywhere, and have touristy fun. G Heggstad is a fooking legend.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I heard that argentinian chicks take it up the arse to preserve their pureness until married?

Yes, that is absolutely and unequivocally 100% correct there Pete :buggerd:

[James Deuce]

Full of transsexuals, syphilitic whores, VWs, guys with moustaches and AK47s, malaria, paddocks that used to be virgin rain forest but are still seething with previously never before contracted virii, monkeys, snakes, spiders, fish that eat things 800 times their size, Indians, 38 varieties of wild pig, the Pan-American Highway, people that eat only meat (all of Argentina), poncho wearing fags, Welshmen who speak Portuguese, ex-Nazis and their offspring, football maniacs, and of course drugs of every kind.

You'll love it.

[Usarka]

Woohoo!

I hope you boys like big tits and cocaine, 'cos we're taking this show to the North Island!


Riding/touring? Read "Two Wheels Through Terror"-Glen Heggstad
www.strikingviking.net/

Just visiting? Go anywhere, and have touristy fun. G Heggstad is a fooking legend.


Thought seriously about biking but wasnt able to pull finger and arrange. And have good reason to try to avoid head injuries for a while (now there's a surprise!).... mmmm cider.....

[Quasievil]

Well having been to every country in central and south, I could tell you everything, however this comes at a cost, you will need to take me with you !!:crazy:

[Usarka]

Well having been to every country in central and south, I could tell you everything, however this comes at a cost, you will need to take me with you !!:crazy:

I might be able to fit a mini-me in my pack......!?

[BIGBOSSMAN]

fish that eat things 800 times their size

Yup, watch out for those fish that swim up your cock - they've apparently entered the water supply and can migrate up into the toilet bowl, which is a fucking headache.

[scracha]

Yup, watch out for those fish that swim up your cock - they've apparently entered the water supply and can migrate up into the toilet bowl, which is a fucking headache.

You must have a long cock as mine doesn't reach the water...even when I'm sat down.

[James Deuce]

You must have a long cock as mine doesn't reach the water...even when I'm sat down.
They swim against the stream, so to speak.

[Usarka]

Right so the plan is roughly to fly to peru check out muchu pichu, then head through bolivia, titticaca, and through to the top of chile. Then fly up to honduras or guatamala and then belize and finally park off in a hammock in Mexico.

Anyone done similar...?