New YEar Pissup at Aunty Riff Raffs

[Riff Raff]

Hi all
Seems to be a KB pissup happening at my place tonight (five KBers here already). Yeehaa
Any other KBers that want to join us feel free. PM me for address. Just popping out to spread some New Year cheer with one of our beloved KBers who is working and prob be home by about 8.30ish. :drinksin:

[Firefight]

hope it is me your all comin to see !! :wacko:

F/F :spudwhat:

[toads]

Hi all
Seems to be a KB pissup happening at my place tonight (five KBers here already). Yeehaa
Any other KBers that want to join us feel free. PM me for address. Just popping out to spread some New Year cheer with one of our beloved KBers who is working and prob be home by about 8.30ish. :drinksin:

you guys have a good nite, and have one for us won't ya!

[crashe]

hope it is me your all comin to see !! :wacko:

F/F :spudwhat:

Awwww FF they wouldnt get there and back before 8.30pm... But Happy new year to ya... :niceone: :spudwave: :spudwave: :spudwave: :spudwave:

Riff Raff PM the addy... :spudwave: :niceone:

[jrandom]

You all have a good one there, guys.

Due to an endemic lack of New Year's Eve babysitting, we'll be putting the kids down to bed shortly, pulling some Deutz out of the fridge and putting our feet up for a quiet chat.

We will then proceed to enact a slightly complicated plan involving Tantric sex, our back yard, and an alarm clock set to go off at precisely midnight.

[parsley]

We will then proceed to enact a slightly complicated plan involving Tantric sex, our back yard, and an alarm clock set to go off at precisely midnight.
Ah Gods, I think I'm blind! :crybaby:

[jrandom]

Ah Gods, I think I'm blind! :crybaby:

Ah, my mum always told me that would happen one day.

Fortunately I married young, so I don't even need glasses.

[2_SL0]

You all have a good one there, guys.



We will then proceed to enact a slightly complicated plan involving Tantric sex, our back yard, and an alarm clock set to go off at precisely midnight.

That is a image I did not require, but thank you for sharing.

[Riff Raff]

Here's some piccies of the boys playing on Dveus' sister's bike!
Pic 1 is dveus, pic 2 is speedmedic and dveus

[Riff Raff]

Pic 1 Speedmedic
Pic 2 - TS bailing
Pic 3 - TS Stoppie

[Riff Raff]

Speed medic here... why the fuck is there no photos of my legendary stoppies... bloody cam run out of batteries.. so we send paparazzi to get batterys and he comes back and sez he forgat em... what sort of paparazzi has no photos???

think im pissed now.. going to try more stoppies.

[Firefight]

Speed medic here... why the fuck is there no photos of my legendary stoppies... bloody cam run out of batteries.. so we send paparazzi to get batterys and he comes back and sez he forgat em... what sort of paparazzi has no photos???

think im pissed now.. going to try more stoppies.

good on ya Glen, maybe more than one ambo on ACC after tonight... :laugh:


Dave

[Antallica]

Some days I wish I lived in Auck.

Oh well, time to goto bed sober.
*sigh*

[Riff Raff]

fuck doesnt take much to get me pissed... any chicks looking for a cheap bf PM me, milkky.....

i hadd to concentrateee so hards to posat that message

[Firefight]

A group photo

B4 you all get too pissed

Cause your are all gunna feel like shit in the am when I get there.

F/F :Pokey:

[Riff Raff]

supposedly dresses are much better than guys clothes according to speedmedic and TS....

"I can see how guys wear dresses" - speedmedic

"I know, they are so free, and so cooling" - TS

Milky

[Riff Raff]

"pbbbthstthth" - TS and RR

[Mongoose]

A group photo

B4 you all get too pissed

Cause your are all gunna feel like shit in the am when I get there.

F/F :Pokey:


Might be way too late with that request FF, seems like Mr Alcohol is at work already :)

[Riff Raff]

"oh fuck, i cant get it off" - TS

[Firefight]

Might be way too late with that request FF, seems like Mr Alcohol is at work already :)


They seemed like such a nice quiet group when the visted me just a few hours(and no doubt few bottles ago)

shall enjoy wakin them in Just a few hours for breakfast drinkies

F/F

[Firefight]

"pbbbthstthth" - TS and RR


Don't dribble on the key board...



F/F :bye:

[Mongoose]

They seemed like such a nice quiet group when the visted me just a few hours(and no doubt few bottles ago)

shall enjoy wakin them in Just a few hours for breakfast drinkies

F/F

Either A) You wont have to wake them, they will still be "happy" or
B) You will have a shit show of waking them AND even less of a chance of breakie :doobey: :banana: :bash:

[wari]

WHatyme are you goina be there FF .. ?

[Riff Raff]

"dont wreck that penis, I'll need it later" - RR to TS

[Firefight]

WHatyme are you goina be there FF .. ?


about 07-30 hours..

Happy New Year Wari.

F/F

[Firefight]

Either A) You wont have to wake them, they will still be "happy" or
B) You will have a shit show of waking them AND even less of a chance of breakie :doobey: :banana: :bash:


indeed ,your are very wise MG.

F/F :wavey:

[Riff Raff]

WHatyme are you goina be there FF .. ?

I thinkk he will be there in the morning as he is working night shift....

[Firefight]

"dont wreck that penis, I'll need it later" - RR to TS


yeah, like thats gunna happen Sue !!!

F/F :spudwave:

[avgas]

bummer just read this now
am too inebriated to ride me thinks

[Firefight]

ah Sue, or Glen, or anyone still standing at Sues place, please advise me when the first of the youngesters starts to :sick: :sick: :sick: :2thumbsup

F/F :bleh:

[wari]

I'M con-fused ... :yeah:

[Mongoose]

indeed ,your are very wise MG.

F/F :wavey:

Not at all FF, expewrience, have been in both situations, party animal and late arrival thru work, Ahhhh age is sometimes a wonderful thing :moon:

[Riff Raff]

more photos
1. TS & RR's legs - which ones are sexiest?
2. Speedmedic in dress - what about his ass?
3. Speedmedic's showgirl dollar ?????

[Mongoose]

I'M con-fused ... :yeah:

So what is nue wari??

[Mongoose]

more photos

Ahhh, it is so good to see fellow bikers being ever so sensible :stoogie: :headbang: :killingme

[Riff Raff]

more photos

and more it is

[Riff Raff]

"who's for a new years snog" - RR


"TS is mine" - dveus

[Firefight]

:Oi: for the group photo !!!

F/F :ride:

[Riff Raff]

" the only thing i dislike about dresses is that there are no pockets" - Speedmedic

"using plastic pegs is like using string for bondage" - Dveus

[Mongoose]

and more it is


Good to see all safety precautions were taken during this photo shoot!! :doctor: At least no animals were harmed :spudwave:

[Quasievil]

Have a good one and party hard yous fellas:apint:

[Riff Raff]

Have a good one and party hard yous fellas:apint:

posted at the stroke of midnight too... you trooper you..

[Riff Raff]

yeah what the fuck are you doing - PT, cos I can't be fucked logging on

[ajturbo]

drunk toooooo masny rumssss....... TS glad to see you r ok!!!!
don't stresas us out like that again you tosser!!
wishing i was there!!!!..
i can fall off a pushbike like no one!!!!!
every one here has goone to bed NOW..
have to catch up with the KB's in Palmy this morn...with a coffee......


ANDY :scooter:

[Riff Raff]

group photo
L - R : Milky (how did you get my ambulance overalls????), the inimitable Riff Raff, Two Smoker, Speedmedic, Posh Tourer and in front we have Dveus. Photo taken by Paparazzi because he was too embarressed at being seen with a plain grey shirt on!

[ajturbo]

group photo
:spudwave: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
Andy

[wari]

HOw come evey-one has gott white leggs ... :spudwhat: ... its :sunny: here .. :doobey:

[Mongoose]

HOw come evey-one has gott white leggs ... :spudwhat: ... its :sunny: here .. :doobey:

Wot drugs is you on wari? :spudwhat: Its the middle of the effing night, NO sun at all, dats the camera falsh making wiff the artificial sun!!
Bet there is a bunch of proud Mums somewhere, cause only a Mum could love that lot!! :moon: :killingme

[Posh Tourer :P]

im pretty fucked but i think that these are of me (TS)....

[Posh Tourer :P]

im pretty fucked but i think that these are of me (TS)....

Yep these are of me.... that is a wheelie and a 0.75m jump off the deck..... i think more photos are coming of more stunts...... (TS)

Not too bad for someone that has had 10 burbons... :wacko:

[ajturbo]

i'm p eiw naRHFOWAJEFBphdo
hweuohfc
jgragav
andyyyyy :love: :love:

[wari]

i'm p eiw naRHFOWAJEFBphdo
hweuohfc
jgragav
andyyyyy :love: :love:

YOU're in love with posh turrer ? :shit:

[Mongoose]

YOU're in love with posh turrer ? :shit:

You would have to be the one and only person on earth that could decypher that wari, well done that man!! :wavey:

[Slipstream]

Gidday peoples

:grouphug: :drinknsin :hug: :shake: :thud: :banana: :spudbooge :spudwave:


I don't know what everyone did (except on this thread )...But at the place I'm celebrating New Years, there was 2, count 'em, 2 fondu sets.
Different types of cheeses...then different types of chocolates.....I bypassed all of these and went straight to the liquor....I can't quite remeber what I had ...or mixed... But a lot of it contained vodka (as there were a lot of bottles of it)

Then there was the New Years resolutions....Hmmm...thats a good thread....
Which was sadly followed by what super power would you have if you were a super hero....I chose invisibility :shifty:

Anyways...have a good one :niceone:

[wari]

You would have to be the one and only person on earth that could decypher that wari, well done that man!! :wavey:


IT'sa gift ... a cross I haveto bear .. :sunny: ... I CAn also pre-dict the fu-ture ... butt :moon: only after its hapend .. :spudwave:

MErry CHristmas eveyone ... I Pre-dict there will be another one this year ... :yeah: .. how about that ... super ... :spudwave:

[Mongoose]

IT'sa gift ... a cross I haveto bear .. :sunny: ... I CAn also pre-dict the fu-ture ... butt :moon: only after its hapend .. :spudwave:

MErry CHristmas eveyone ... I Pre-dict there will be another one this year ... :yeah: .. how about that ... super ... :spudwave:

Such a "wasted" tallent :stoogie:

[ajturbo]

YOU're in love with posh turrer ? :shit:


i'm not THAT fussy any more......
:hug: :bleh: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Posh Tourer :P]

i'm chissed as a fucjking pook/wpooojooo' (riff raff)

I think Riff raff is pretty pissed. however i keep on going from a buzz to be able to post normally like this... Spank im really sorry about posting so much shit. But you have to admit those wheelie pics are pretty mean..... (TS)

[Posh Tourer :P]

I lurve Two Smoker. For all those that dpn;t know I;m datig him. mmmm (riff raff)

[ajturbo]

I lurve Two Smoker. For all those that dpn;t know I;m datig him. mmmm (riff raff)

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

andy !!!!! :2thumbsup

[Mongoose]

I lurve Two Smoker. For all those that dpn;t know I;m datig him. mmmm (riff raff)

:banana: :buggerd: :banana: :lol: :bleh: :doobey: :doobey:

[dveus]

I made it.

The ride home weas a little scary, though I only fell off one curb. Was also lucky I had left a window open for the cat otherwise it would have been a cold night out on the porch.

Anyhow, cheers for the good night guys(and gal), now its just time to figure out how the bed works.

Catch yah later

Mat.

[Posh Tourer :P]

err lets pay attention to the names in brackets after the comments eh.....

[Posh Tourer :P]

TS and Speedmedic are still drinking....

[Firefight]

Fuck, are you guys still standing ?, just had a txt from Sudeep and Andrew, there heading your way, to join whats left of the party !!

F/F :wacko:

[Posh Tourer :P]

TS is still standing

just....

[Firefight]

TS is still standing

just....


that would make a good photo !

F/F :shit:

[Posh Tourer :P]

photos too bloody slow to load..... theres heaps here though.....

[Firefight]

Just had a van load of the boys pop in to work for coffee, great to see them still standing(sort of) Speedmedic seemed to enjoy his coffee(laced :shit: with salt)

There heading back to the party Posh, so best you open another bottle, will drop by myself about 7.30.

F/F :crazy:

[Mr Skid]

That was an interesting night.

I never realised Speed Mechanic was a B cup.

Nor did I know that Riff Raff has a tattoo of a sea horse. Somewhere.

FF, have a look at RR's gold fish when you're over there. They might need to be checked into detox.

[Antallica]

Sure looked like a bloody good night.

[Firefight]

well its been a long night shift, 14 hours, eventful, and a bit of fun, in a few mins I'll be heading to "The Party", those of you who know me well, will be aware that I will have the odd suprise for those sleeping at Riffs place..... :eek:


F/F :devil2: :devil2:

[Posh Tourer :P]

Oh fuck - RR

[Posh Tourer :P]

Hey cool - I'm not logged in weehee.

Damn those arseholes that played on my computator while I was logged in (and off drinking) - Riff Raff

[Juan]

Party about to START at our house.... :rockon:

Happy New Year too you Guys and Galls :thud:

[Posh Tourer :P]

more piccies :D

[Posh Tourer :P]

photos i think...

[Posh Tourer :P]

more photos

[Juan]

MORE..... Come on we want more Pics :rockon:

[Posh Tourer :P]

more photos

[Posh Tourer :P]

more photos

[Posh Tourer :P]

those last two featured a kind KBer who came around with a plesant wake up call...

[erik]

those last two featured a kind KBer who came around with a plesant wake up call...

:laugh:

I made it home by about 6:30 or so. Hell it was a fun night :)

I've gotta work on my pushbike stoppies...

And wheelies for that matter :whistle:

[Mongoose]

Ahhh drunken ramblings and drunken photos, what a great night some of you dudes had!! Hows are the heads, or are you stopping the hangover by staying drunk?? :moon:

[Mongoose]

oh boy why did i do that last night?????????


Actually thought there mind have been some hurried editing done this morning, followed by loud denials :laugh:

[crashe]

I gave up waiting for the addy to be PM'd to me... and pissed off to bed...
(see post 4)

[Riff Raff]

I gave up waiting for the addy to be PM'd to me... and pissed off to bed...
(see post 4)
Shit mate - there were a number of PMs requesting address. Unfortunately you must have been overlooked. Sorry about that. Could have done with another female here as well.

[Riff Raff]

oh boy why did i do that last night?????????
Firstly, Happy New Year everybody. :banana:
2. I didn't do it! Whatever it was. :shifty:

There that should get me off the hook. Glad I went to bed at about 2am ish before I undid all the good work the physio had done on my neck. To all those that arrived after that time, I'm sorry I missed you - but at least you escaped the drunken pashing I gave out to all the boys *cringe*
Ah well you all cheered me up immensely, so big thanks. :hug:

[jrandom]

at least you escaped the drunken pashing I gave out to all the boys *cringe*

Could have done with another female here as well.

I'm sure your stalwart, er, service, was appreciated :p

[Riff Raff]

Oh yes, and another thing. As mentioned earlier, I left computer logged on so we could do regular checks for PMs for address. However twas not I that did any of the replying. So if anyone has got some strange PMs allegedly from me - I believe you can thank young Milky and Two Smoker for them. Oh and I also accidently left MSN logged on, so I hope no one was divulging any interesting goss........

[Wellyman]

more photos


Well I bet we all know who this guy is! who is the other person in the shot???
Looked like fun and some of the posts above are great.

[Posh Tourer :P]

Errr which post was that referring to? Post no. please

[Wellyman]

Number 81. and guess who it is!

[Mr Skid]

Ermm.. that would be firefight, puting out the hot stuff in the bed early this morning. there are two sets off feet in the bed... one is RR's, i will leave the rest to you

hint: The other set of feet usually wear Sidi Vertebra Race boots..

[Kwaka-Kid]

i can only see two feet! im thinking RR just has 2 left feet and thats it! End of discussion

damn this is one whacked thread! I thought my group of mates were bad for new years!

[Riff Raff]

Amazing what else you find when looking through all the photos that were taken. Glen I'm pleased to see I wasn't the only one flashing my knickers!!

[Riff Raff]

damn this is one whacked thread! I thought my group of mates were bad for new years!
Not bad for a very impromptu party! The following were here at varying stages of the night/morning: Me, Speedmedic, Two Smoker, Posh Tourer, Milky, Dveus, Paparazzi, Eric, Motoracer, Andrew, Firefight, not to mention all those joining in the festivities on KB and MSN.

[Milky]

Yeah, t'was a great night... I second Riff Raffs assertation that one should be careful when chatting on msn :sly:

*cough* jRandom *cough*

[NC]

:laugh:

:rockon:

[ajturbo]

hey riff, what a way to cool off eh!
good to see you had lots of fun!
how's the neck after last night?

andy

[Zapf]

photos i think...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6087&stc=1&thumb=1

nice leather PJ's :) :killingme :msn-wink: :whistle: :bleh:

wish i was there

[wari]

I MIssed outonna pash ... :( ... bugger ... haven't had one a those furr ages ...

TEll ya what ... pencill me int furr next year ... :yeah:

KEep a rubber close by and keepa lidd 'onda pen .. :doobey:

[Posh Tourer :P]

I agree with posts 99,100 and 101

RR I looked this morning, and there was a pm in my outbox to WINJA... :wacko:

Oh and SM, yep that stuff was nasty...... I'm sure I've still got a sore throat from it.....

[Posh Tourer :P]

i can only see two feet! im thinking RR just has 2 left feet and thats it! End of discussion

damn this is one whacked thread! I thought my group of mates were bad for new years!

If you look carefully, theres three - and a leg hoisted up on the right.....

[Mr Skid]

If you look carefully, theres three - and a leg hoisted up on the right.....

3 sets of feet in the bed? :confused:

So who is the mystery guest eh? ;)

[Juan]

I have started again... just been the pub to watch the football... four pints downed.... think I'll keep going.. :Oops:

HAPPY NEW YEAR