Great movie lines

[Big Dave]

'Simultaneous.'

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[Big Dan]

"Frankly my dear i dont give a dam" (i can't remember)

"Get a hold of Truman, Prepare the world for bad news" Armageddon

"I want the truth, You can't handle the truth" A few good Men

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM" Braveheart

"I need to pee" Forrest Gump

[Big Dan]

"Your not in Guatamala now Dr Ropata" Shortland Street














Oh oops you said movies - my bad

[Maha]

''Who are those Guys''?....(Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

[skelstar]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[MisterD]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!

Nothing like a nice piece of hickory.

(Do you really need me to tell you the films?)

[Trudes]

"Frankly my dear i dont give a dam" (i can't remember)

"Get a hold of Truman, Prepare the world for bad news" Armageddon

"I want the truth, You can't handle the truth" A few good Men

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM" Braveheart

"I need to pee" Forrest Gump

I belive the first one's from gone with the wind.


"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"That's my boat"
"show me the money"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
"Houston - we have a problem."

[Flatcap]

"I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti"

[The Stranger]

Jules: "English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?"

The Wolf: "It's about thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

Honey Bunny: "Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers!

Jules: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead."

[yod]

"What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?" - Aliens

[bungbung]

"Call me pop, I'm your pop", pop
"pizza for cat", bubby

[MisterD]

Girl with deep cleavage: Hi, my name's Plenty.
Bond (Connery): But of coursh it is.
Girl: Plenty O'Toole.
Bond: Ah, named after your father perhapsh?

[Marmoot]

"ah....ah....AH!....AHHH!" - The Sopornos

[MIXONE]

"Daddy's home" The Shining (Jack Nicholson)

[BIGBOSSMAN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4YLuv0k4jk

Sherrif: "Are we, awake?"

Waco Kid "We're not sure. Are we...........black?"

Sherrif "Yes we are."

[rachprice]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. - fear and loathing

[Trudes]

"Are you fucking retarded?" Thunderstruck
"Nice shot Cocoa!" and "Pigs arse!" and "I've taken a piss that lasted longer than that!" Idiot Box

Australian humour at its best
:lol:

[Big Dave]

'But I shoot with his hand' is in my top 5.

'That's not a knife'.

[mouldy]

What is it about car drivers that makes you guys such wankers - Possibly the crappiest bike movie ever

[peasea]

"It's all in yer 'ead" Mister Tweedy in Chicken Run, the greatest love story of all time.

[Krayy]

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Justice: Hi, I'm Justice
Jay: And I'm so fuckin' yours!


Sheriff: Let's go back to that station house...cornhole us some drunks


Jay: I am the master of the CLIT. See this fucking face...whenever you see the CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me.

[madandy]

General: "what are we gonna do, John?"
Rambo: "Fuck-em"

[HenryDorsetCase]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning: It smells like.............. victory.

[chrisso]

'Right you Bastards-im coming to your Planet''
'Im a Derek-Dereks dont run... Bad Taste

[HenryDorsetCase]

[QUOTE=Big Dan;1594918]
"I want the truth, You can't handle the truth" A few good Men
/QUOTE]

That line is

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth"


I actually this line from Col. Jessup better.

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

[HenryDorsetCase]

No one will know this, but

"I know things about pigeons, Lily"

[MisterD]

Line of Fire...Clint again. :niceone:

[Maha]

''Its so cold Jack''....:cold:
''Fuck off Bitch! im the one in the fucken' water''....:love:

[Swoop]

"An after dinner mint Sir? It is wafer thin".

[Kinje]

Snatch
Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!


And from Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

[Tank]

"Go ahead, make my day." - Mr Eastwood in his hard-arsed prime

""You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

""I'll have what she's having." Right after Meg enjoys her ice cream - REALLY enjoys it.

"Mother Fucker" - Samuel L Jackson in .... well pretty much anything hes in.

[hellkat]

Guaranteed to set me off into peals of laughter:
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: DUDE ... where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
(Ah, such a film ... so many classic idiotic lines)

More serious:

The Godfather - loaded with quotes to live by:
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

Don Corleone:
* I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.
* What have I ever done to make you to treat me so disrespectfully? If you had come to me in friendship then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.

Tom Hagen:
Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?

[MisterD]

I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

[TLMAN]

ARNIE: If it bleeds we can kill it!!

[avgas]

"They change, they deny, they contradict–and they call it growth. At the end there’s nothing left, nothing unrevered or unbetrayed; as if there had never been any entity, only a succession of adjectives fading in and out on an unformed mass." The fountainhead (its black and white)

[Mental Trousers]

<too short wtf ever motherfucker>

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part.


Matt Damon!

[HenryDorsetCase]

Tom Hagen:
Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?

Leave the gun. Bring the canolis.

[peasea]

"An after dinner mint Sir? It is wafer thin".
Oh yeah, that's gold.

[Gubb]

I love lamp.

[Mental Trousers]

Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Yeah.
Mul-ti-pass.
Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Mul-ti-pass.
We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Mul-ti-pass.
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.

[Usarka]

Chet: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!



Chet: Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. Buy any piece of pussy at our regular price, you get another piece of pussy, of equal or lesser value, for a penny. Now try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, FUCK IT!

[peasea]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Mae West.

[HRH]

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
"Yes! We are all individuals!"
"I've got a friend from Wome...his name's Biggis...."
"Welease Woderwick the Wobber!"
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"

One movie - plenty of awesum lines!
The Life of Brian - Monty Python

[Chisanga]

"I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast"

"What we need are knives... big, fuck off shiny ones!"

[Usarka]

1. Enough is enough! I've had it with these mutha fuckin' snakes on this mutha fuckin' plane!

2. So, it's just you 57 punks against Kung Fu Joe? Master of kung-fu, karate, jiu-jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! Hahahahahahahaaaaa! [Sound of multiple police weapons being discharged]

3. I hate Illinois Nazis.

[peasea]

"What's this? Troublemakers"
"You name it sherriff, I'll throw rocks at it"

[Big Dave]

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[Swoop]

"Are you going to hit him or make love to him?" "I fuc*ing hate traffic wardens!" Lock, stock & two smoking barrels.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Ive always liked the last line of Repo Man:

"Intense!"

[Mental Trousers]

Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.
<too short my arse>

[Indiana_Jones]

"yoo-Who!, I'll make you famous!"

-Indy

[yod]

"I'll bring the chainsaw"

"I'll bring the beer"

[Flatcap]

"I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti"

Found it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc&feature=related

[Naki Rat]

"Just Singing In The Rain"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWvWyYz9ttk&amp;feature=related Warning Graphic!

Can't hear that song now without flashbacks of A Clockwork Orange

[hellkat]

LOL, yeah, I've seen Clockwork Orange in its entirety several times, but never seen more than just clips of Singing in the Rain.

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[peasea]

"Nobody will ever believe I fucked you"
Postman Pat

[Usarka]

Just watched From Dusk Till Dawn again. great. And it has this:


Every body be cool. You, be cool.

[Mental Trousers]

Shit movie, classic opening lines


Fuck it!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuckity fuck!
Bugger.


<rubbish to fill shit in blah whatever>Fiona:
Matthew:
Fiona:Where's Gareth?
Torturing Americans.
How thoughtful of him.<rubbish to fill shit in blah whatever><rubbish to fill shit in blah whatever>

[driftn]

You can ride my tail any time, Bull shit you can ride mine. top gun (gay)


Robie: Ohh did i get dirt?
Joe dirt: Nah im cool
Robie: No your not! Joe dirt quite possibly the best movie of all time.

[Swoop]

You can ride my tail any time, Bull shit you can ride mine. top gun (gay)
A gsxr rider who watches gay movies?

The official mantle of "ghey" passes from Honda to Suzuki...:jerry:

[Donor]

Seven point six two millimeter...

...full metal jacket...

[DarkLord]

"That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse! Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are dead!"

[Usarka]

"That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse! Or fear! And it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are dead!"


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[toycollector10]

You Talkin To Me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IXmHqPWxUw&amp;feature=related

[NordieBoy]

"I'll just split this atom with this cold chisel".

[MisterD]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

[nodrog]

If they can send a man to the moon, I reckon I can get this kid at least as far as Takapuna. - Dick Johansonson

[Swoop]

"Oh Rocky!" - Dr Frank N Furter.

[Usarka]

"oooooooh rip that up good" - Anal Annihilation 15: The Home Stretch

[Indiana_Jones]

"...half of the people on this ship are going to die."
"Not the better half."

-Indy

[Bogart]

Virgin poster here, ciao to all.

Alec Baldwin's entire performance in Glengarry Glen Ross is highly quotable…

Blake: You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

Blake: That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.

Blake: A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A.

Click here to watch the entire, mind-bogglingly amazing performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

[Mental Trousers]

Cary Ford: I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
Shane: That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
-------
Val: You want this hour's bad news? Every major road in L.A. is blocked! I know you said it wouldn't be any fun if it was easy, but does it have to be THIS much fun?
-------
Cary Ford: What is it about driving cars that makes you all such assholes?
-------
Shane: What is it with you, Ford? Everywhere you go, everything turns to hell.
Cary Ford: Yeah, it's a talent I have.
-------
Trey: Fuck the police!
Agent McPherson: [Trey takes off after Ford] Was that a threat?
Agent Henderson: I believe it was!

[Swoop]

Alec Baldwin's entire performance in

The Film Actors Guild (FAG).




"Matt Damon"...:laugh:

[Teflon]

"He's done with the campers"

Jason X
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedBhrOZvQI

Fucking funny scene

[Street Gerbil]

-- You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!

[scumdog]

"Beans son, lotsa beans"

Vanishing Point.

[Indiana_Jones]

*upon seeing the Wicker man* "Oh my God!"


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-Indy

[Disco Dan]

"I'll be back" ...because.. he is.. he does come back! :laugh:

[Usarka]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

[cowboyz]

I belive the first one's from gone with the wind.



"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"That's my boat"
"show me the money"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
"Houston - we have a problem."

godfather
?
jerry macguire
good morning vietam?
the graduate
apollo13


'But I shoot with his hand' is in my top 5.

'That's not a knife'.
croc dundee - with all the people involved in making this movie I cant believe *someone* didnt realise it was a bad idea.

[Trudes]

godfather
?
jerry macguire
good morning vietam?
the graduate
apollo13




yep first is The Godfather,
Forrest Gump
Jerry Macguire
Apocalypse Now
The Graduate
Apollo 13

[Oakie]

"We need a new vehicle" Terminator 3

[Xile]

French movie called "La cité de la peur" (take the piss of all those american movies, kinda scary movie but a bit finer as it's french humour lol):

Him: Vous voulez du whisky? (do you want some whiskey?)
Her: Juste un doigt (just a finger)
Him: vous etes sure vous ne voulez pas du whisky d'abord? (you sure you don't want any whiskey first??)

:first: favourite movie ever..wish it could be translated in english..but meh..not sure it'll that funny then

The best moments (http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3Jawt3Zd8&feature=related) (even in french you can understand the situations..)