Headache

[icekiwi]

Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing

into bed when his wife complained, as usual,



"I have a headache."



"Perfect," her husband said.



"I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

[FJRider]

Husband climbs into bed next to wife, taps wife on shoulder and says here's your asprin dear. For your headache...Wife says I have'nt got a headache... Husband says Perfect, tonights the night then.

[FJRider]

Grand ma and grand pa, after MANY years of happy marriage. Decide to get single beds (with the intent of getting a better sleep). Son asks grand pa, what happens if he wants sex. Grand pa says...EASY... when I go to bed, I wear my hat. I climb into bed and then toss my hat over to grand ma. She either throws it back... or BRINGS it back.