I need a divorce

[rudolph]

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years? or can I have it Annulled?

[BIHB@0610]

If both of you sign the form (as in, file for dissolution jointly) saying "irreconcilable differences" and declare you've been living apart for two years, you will get your dissolution.

If the other party isn't happy to bend the truth a little, you could always try filing for dissolution yourself (singly), and see if they are that bothered that they would risk the hassle of contesting it .......

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[rudolph]

We haven't been married for 2 years yet, so I can't do that yet I think, But I think they will only anull it if its your sister or something

[Shadows]

Just kill her.

[Indiana_Jones]

We haven't been married for 2 years yet, so I can't do that yet I think, But I think they will only anull it if its your sister or something

Pull a Henry VIII and break away and make your own church!

-Indy

[BIHB@0610]

well, you're stuffed really - the only grounds on which a marriage can be dissolved is irreconcilable differences - which is established by you having lived apart for two years ..... you could try Citizens Advice Bureau or your local community law centre but I'd say they will probably tell you the same thing.

Here's a coupla good websites just in case you want to investimigate:

http://www.howtolaw.co.nz/contents_matrimonial.asp?location=AK

http://www.communitylaw.org.nz/

[rudolph]

Just kill her.

Not the most stupid idea

[rudolph]

well, you're stuffed really - the only grounds on which a marriage can be dissolved is irreconcilable differences - which is established by you having lived apart for two years ..... you could try Citizens Advice Bureau or your local community law centre but I'd say they will probably tell you the same thing.

Here's a coupla good websites just in case you want to investimigate:

http://www.howtolaw.co.nz/contents_matrimonial.asp?location=AK

http://www.communitylaw.org.nz/


Looks that way,

[Quasievil]

Oops wrong site, sorry I thought this was a biker site, ooops silly me.:rolleyes:

[rudolph]

Oops wrong site, sorry I thought this was a biker site, ooops silly me.:rolleyes:

But there are motorbikes involved silly

[FJRider]

Be prepared to lose HALF of ALL you own, unless SHE's the rich one... and you get half of her stuff.

[98tls]

But there are motorbikes involved silly In that case gotta agree "kill her".Failing that photoshop her face onto the end of some dudes dick and use it in court.

[jrandom]

We haven't been married for 2 years yet...

:laugh:

Yes, you're fucked, bit hard to claim that you've been separated for two years already when the wedding was less than two years ago.

Why do you need a divorce so bad, anyway?

[rudolph]

:laugh:

Yes, you're fucked, bit hard to claim that you've been separated for two years already when the wedding was less than two years ago.

Why do you need a divorce so bad, anyway?

I might be able to have it Annulled but no one knows about that

[FJRider]

Oops wrong site, sorry I thought this was a biker site, ooops silly me.:rolleyes:

At least he got the CORRECT forum...OFF topic, but a common problem :weep:

[jrandom]

I might be able to have it Annulled but no one knows about that

Nope, no such thing.

Here's (http://www.justice.govt.nz/family/what-familycourt-does/relationships/advice/general.asp) your reference on the relevant legalities.

If you want a marriage dissolved in NZ, the only way is to live apart for two years.

You can always both agree to lie about it, of course, but that still puts a minimum time limit of two years on how long you have to stay married after the wedding.

It's all pretty straightforward, and if anyone is dumb enough to get married without figuring that stuff out first, tough.

[Bullitt]

Be prepared to lose HALF of ALL you own, unless SHE's the rich one... and you get half of her stuff.

Divorce is a way to split your assets equally between your wife and her lawyer...

[Swoop]

Take her back to her father and demand a refund! He gave her to you...

[jrandom]

Oops wrong site, sorry I thought this was a biker site...

But this isn't exactly an unfamiliar topic. One or two of us have had cause to get divorced now and then, y'know.

:pinch:

[sidecar bob]

We haven't been married for 2 years yet, so I can't do that yet I think, But I think they will only anull it if its your sister or something

Havent been married for two years? Well you fucked it up well & truly then didnt you.
She must have been a good shag, At least for the first half dozen anyway.:bleh:

[Taz]

Oops wrong site, sorry I thought this was a biker site, ooops silly me.:rolleyes:

He should have put it on that stupid sportbike site......

[<G>]

Have you tried counselling? Sounds like the "honeymoon phase" is over and you're into the hard yards of living with another person.

[The Stranger]

Sounds like the "honeymoon phase" is over

I think you are onto something there.
What tipped you off, was it the talk of divorce or killing her?

[sinfull]

Ahhhh yeah, i didn't know what happiness was till i got married !!
But then it was too late !

[firefighter]

go to Las Vegas, you can get divorced straight after you marry no questions.......and re-marry straight after that if your stoopid!

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

We haven't been married for 2 years yet, so I can't do that yet I think, But I think they will only anull it if its your sister or something

You still need a divorce before you get an anulment - don't go contributing money to the fkn catholic church for an anulment - my father got an anulment after 30 years of marriage and 5 kids - pay enuf money you can buy anything in the catholic church

[Jantar]

You can apply to have the marriage annulled imediately if, and only if, the marriage was not a legal union in the first place. ie, one or both of you lied on the statuary declaration and you (or her) were already married, or you are close blood relatives, etc. The Family Proceedings Act 1980.

If you take that path, then prepare for one of you to be prosecuted for a false declaration.

[Robbo]

So she did'nt like Speights huh?? Sure is hard to find the right woman son.
:beer:

[LilSel]

So if your new husband/wife does the dirty on ya... you cant get a divorce for two years? that would suck...

[scumdog]

go to Las Vegas, you can get divorced straight after you marry no questions.......and re-marry straight after that if your stoopid!


Yup, I did it!!:woohoo:

Just had to sign a form XXXX that said I wasn't already married to another.

Simple eh?

US $35 later I was remarried at 5pm.:sunny:

Couldn't hear the vows for the noise of rush hour traffic.:laugh:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

It's a bitch when the wife dosn't get on with the girlfriend :Pokey:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I think you are onto something there.
What tipped you off, was it the talk of divorce or killing her?

I would of given you some green for this but i'm not allowed.

You are running hot arn't you.

[scrivy]

So if your new husband/wife does the dirty on ya... you cant get a divorce for two years? that would suck...

Er....... why would you want a divorce if ya partner did the dirty on ya and sucked???????
Shite, isn't that what everyone wants out of a marriage??? :bleh:

[RiderInBlack]

What ya Hurry? Ya not going ta be silly and re-marry are ya? Or do ya want ya pussy and have ya divorce too, and are still living with her?

Go to the Courts. Put ya separation notice in and wait ya two years is my advise. Bit of luck and she will find someone and want ta hurry the Divorce on. Then ya can get her ta help pay for it.

I was lucky. As soon as it went permanently pear shaped I put in my notice of Separation. We didn't have much in the way of assists and didn't have any kids. Two years later she ask me for the Divorce, in which I was only to glad ta oblige her on the condition that she shared the cost. No Lawyers = No fuss.

[Blue Babe]

If you are busy, the 2yrs goes fairly quickly, but you do have to be living apart & have separation agreement.
My separation part was pretty messy as he decided to hurt me through the kids. :bash:
Once divorce papers are signed at the court house it takes 4wks & one day for it to pass as law that you are divorced.
You can go & do it by yourself or if on amicable terms, together. It's all the same time frame either way.

[BIHB@0610]

Er....... why would you want a divorce if ya partner did the dirty on ya and sucked???????
Shite, isn't that what everyone wants out of a marriage??? :bleh:

By doing the dirty on ya are ya thinking something like 2 girls 1 cup Scrivy ..... ??:gob:

Completely off topic but why get married in the first place? No point in buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage ........:innocent:

[Badjelly]

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years?

Why? Divorce is a formality at the end of 2 years separation. The only practical effect it has is allowing you to marry again. Glutton for punishment, are you?

[imdying]

Just kill her.


Pull a Henry VIII and break away and make your own church!

-Indy


Not the most stupid idea


In that case gotta agree "kill her".Failing that photoshop her face onto the end of some dudes dick and use it in court.


:laugh:

Yes, you're fucked, bit hard to claim that you've been separated for two years already when the wedding was less than two years ago.

Why do you need a divorce so bad, anyway?


Divorce is a way to split your assets equally between your wife and her lawyer...


Take her back to her father and demand a refund! He gave her to you...


Have you tried counselling? Sounds like the "honeymoon phase" is over and you're into the hard yards of living with another person.


Ahhhh yeah, i didn't know what happiness was till i got married !!
But then it was too late !


So she did'nt like Speights huh?? Sure is hard to find the right woman son.
:beer:


It's a bitch when the wife dosn't get on with the girlfriend :Pokey:

My wife says I'm not allowed to rep everyone in this thread :rofl:

Waaaapish! :angry2:

[98tls]

My wife says I'm not allowed to rep everyone in this thread :rofl:

Waaaapish! :angry2: Kill her.:niceone:

[imdying]

Kill her.:niceone:Given the amount of money she lets me spend on bikes, I doubt I'd ever find a better replacement :cool:

[Disco Dan]

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years? or can I have it Annulled?

Is she hot/fit?

Got a pic?

[scrivy]

By doing the dirty on ya are ya thinking something like 2 girls 1 cup Scrivy ..... ??:gob:
er... maybe.........?????? :shutup::sick:

Completely off topic but why get married in the first place? No point in buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage ........:innocent:
I like my pigs to eat out of one trough. Also, it won't be susceptible to any diseases......:shifty::Punk:

[Indiana_Jones]

Still no luck?.......Flee to Mexico?

-Indy

[portokiwi]

do you have kids then you have to wait the full 2 years.
I had to yes it costs lots and you will lose lots.
I know I did.
Keep your chin up mate we have been through it. Its been just over two years and I still havent signed the docs as i have to yet again pay another $180. I think.
I have a new lady and she is right behind me So thats great.
We are here for you mate.

[Forest]

A farmer once told me his secret for a happy life ...

Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?

[FJRider]

Given the amount of money she lets me spend on bikes, I doubt I'd ever find a better replacement :cool:

I like to see a man with a good sense of whats IMPORTANT. :clap::clap::clap:

[1 Free Man]

Given the amount of money she lets me spend on bikes, I doubt I'd ever find a better replacement :cool:
If you get shot of her you get ALL the money to spend on ya bike. no need to ask for money any more ya just have it to spend:Punk:

[imdying]

If you get shot of her you get ALL the money to spend on ya bike. no need to ask for money any more ya just have it to spend:Punk:She is a fulltime professional that earns nearly as much as me, and allows me to spend a considerable amount of her income as well as my own. I assure you, without her, I would be far far worse off as far as spending money on bikes goes :)

[rudolph]

I am free to ride my bikes now, it was a sin befor

[Naki Rat]

For next time (masochistic streak?!) consider that it is a lot less stressful to just go find a woman you really hate and give her half your money. That's pretty much the end result anyway. Been there, done that :slap:

[helenoftroy]

I am free to ride my bikes now, it was a sin befor

Thats me!!

I wasnt allowed bikes:crybaby:

And i have two great bikes and spend my $$ however i want:2thumbsup:devil2:

Life is good.....now.Very pleased I'm divorced:banana:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Yep I got rid of a husband and bought a bike - best deal I ever did. I pulled up beside him at the lights in full leathers - he was havin a good perv and smiled at me - with a full face helmet on he didn't recognise me - later in the day we happened to be at the same place his mouth just dropped - he didn't know I ever had my bike licence!!! The retard tried to claim my bike in the divorce Hello he spent $70,000 on lawyers so that I could get nothing. That was even when 50/50 was in - bullshit in my case - however I had freedom, serenity and happiness - to this day he still looks a miserable sod.

[TOTO]

I shouldnt be reading all this :blink:

Not even married yet

[jim.cox]

I shouldnt be reading all this :blink:

Not even married yet

So then its not too late to learn :)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I am free to ride my bikes now, it was a sin befor

So what did she get custody of the Nifty Fifty then

[scumdog]

I shouldnt be reading all this :blink:

Not even married yet

Meh, you might get it right first time around, it not you'll be like me and get it right second time....:niceone:

[Blue Babe]

I shouldnt be reading all this :blink:

Not even married yet
All I can say is take your time & don't let your dick rule your head :clap::eek5:

[imdying]

Meh, you might get it right first time around, it not you'll be like me and get it right second time....:niceone:That's actually unlikely. If you fail at marriage the first time round, you're more likely to fuck the second one up too, than you were to fuck up the first one in the first place.

/edit: Sadly :(

[portokiwi]

She is a fulltime professional that earns nearly as much as me, and allows me to spend a considerable amount of her income as well as my own. I assure you, without her, I would be far far worse off as far as spending money on bikes goes :)

:rockon: Now thats the lady we all asked santa for:first:

[portokiwi]

All I can say is take your time & don't let your dick rule your head :clap::eek5:

:lol: Thats the one Blue Babe even better then wear a condom

[RantyDave]

And I quote: "If it flies, floats or fucks - rent it. It'll be cheaper in the long term."

Says he - happily "with" but not married :)

Dave

[fire eyes]

:shutup: hahahaha .. good on you BMW ... although I do not condone name calling .. I am still giglging. :innocent:

[tri boy]

I shouldnt be reading all this :blink:

Not even married yet


Married folk are like drug dealers.
They convince you it's the way to go, so that more people can share the misery. Living in sin is way cooler, and you don't waste money feeding rellies that you can't stand, at the wedding.:yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Some dont believe in marriage, these days its too easy to cheat with the various types of technology available and relationships dont have that same value as what they did 20+ years ago.

People walk at the first sign of a rocky patch, since the grass is greener on the other side, most like to cross and graze.

[Zookey]

:bash:Well if ya all watched the news last night you would have seen that there is now 25% of couples living without the religious conatations here in ;WHAT do they call this place.?:Oops:

[Grub]

Divorce is a way to split your assets equally between your wife and her lawyer...

Except in this case I think.

If you haven't lived to gether for 2 years then the matrimonial property act doesn't kick in.

[BiK3RChiK]

Some dont believe in marriage, these days its too easy to cheat with the various types of technology available and relationships dont have that same value as what they did 20+ years ago.

People walk at the first sign of a rocky patch, since the grass is greener on the other side, most like to cross and graze.

Only to find that the grass often isn't greener over in dem dere pastures!:2guns::2guns:

[Mom]

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years? or can I have it Annulled?

I have been told there is an ability to get a marraige declared void if it is of less than 6 months duration. Have no idea is that is true or not, but check it out. Ring the registrar of your local family court and ask!

[RiderInBlack]

Only to find that the grass often isn't greener over in dem dere pastures!:2guns::2guns:Or that ya don't like grass:blink: LOL

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Except in this case I think.

If you haven't lived to gether for 2 years then the matrimonial property act doesn't kick in.

Ah yes but they are married......
That 2 year thing is only if you are living together i believe.

[1 Free Man]

She is a fulltime professional that earns nearly as much as me, and allows me to spend a considerable amount of her income as well as my own. I assure you, without her, I would be far far worse off as far as spending money on bikes goes :)
Forget previous advise. Sounds like your on a winner:niceone:

[1 Free Man]

Thats me!!

I wasnt allowed bikes:crybaby:

And i have two great bikes and spend my $$ however i want:2thumbsup:devil2:

Life is good.....now.Very pleased I'm divorced:banana:

Hey helenoftroy
You stole my post. LOL how did you do that?? Clever girl!!
Just what you said from the male perspective. Only have one bike though you lucky thing.
Life is good and will be very please when I'm divorced then it will really be :rockon:

[Mike748]

Meh, you might get it right first time around, it not you'll be like me and get it right second time....:niceone:

+1, I like to think that we can learn from past mistakes.

[rudolph]

That's actually unlikely. If you fail at marriage the first time round, you're more likely to fuck the second one up too, than you were to fuck up the first one in the first place.

/edit: Sadly :(

I won't be getting married next time round, once was quit enough

[scumdog]

That's actually unlikely. If you fail at marriage the first time round, you're more likely to fuck the second one up too, than you were to fuck up the first one in the first place.

/edit: Sadly :(

Meh, I'm the spanner in your theory (so to speak).

My first marraige effed up because I didn't marry my second wife first - who I'm still maried to.

(If you can figure THAT out)

[Bren]

Any marriage where you are not married to a cousin has gotta be a Redneck Success!