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scumdog
10th June 2008, 23:34
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)

Pussy
10th June 2008, 23:42
Nothing for me, scummy, but I'd say a lot of the posts on KB look like they're fuelled by pure chrystal meth...

scumdog
10th June 2008, 23:44
Nothing for me, scummy, but I'd say a lot of the posts on KB look like they're fuelled by pure chrystal meth...

I dunno - I doubt the thought process involved is that sharp....

The Pastor
10th June 2008, 23:46
I love P - only 2 sleeps till christmas.

Big Dave
10th June 2008, 23:57
I am currently doing brochures for a Health Group - I am intoxicated by the glamour of retirement villages.

98tls
11th June 2008, 00:09
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)
:gob:Thats it mate:corn:next bazillon posts will be centered around "cops are paid to much" or "my brothers stepmums aunty house got burgled and" or the old favourite "you should lose your job".:drinkup:

scumdog
11th June 2008, 00:15
:gob:Thats it mate:corn:next bazillon posts will be centered around "cops are paid to much" or "my brothers stepmums aunty house got burgled and" or the old favourite "you should lose your job".:drinkup:

You on the good ol' Woodies again Mike??:2thumbsup

Disco Dan
11th June 2008, 00:17
Good onya scummy, on the rum meself... had a rough day...

scumdog
11th June 2008, 00:22
Good onya scummy, on the rum meself... had a rough day...

Know what ya mean - my day wasn't too bad until knock-off time when a drongo travelling far too fast (ooh, I mentioned speeding!!) arsed-up off the road.
And blew over 800 when I breath tested him.

Felt like spitting on him.

3 hours after knock-off I was home.

Disco Dan
11th June 2008, 00:25
Crikey, well good on you.. always the quiet shifts that give you a suprise. Have a real quiet easy shift, then just before it's time to leave one of the clients decides to smack his flatmate out or cut his wrists or something and the whole shift just goes downhill...

I sneezed before and just about could have started a brewery.... :devil2:

scumdog
11th June 2008, 00:28
Crikey, well good on you.. always the quiet shifts that give you a suprise. Have a real quiet easy shift, then just before it's time to leave one of the clients decides to smack his flatmate out or cut his wrists or something and the whole shift just goes downhill...

I sneezed before and just about could have started a brewery.... :devil2:

And my 'single-malt sneeze' just about melted the monitor screen..:blink:

Disco Dan
11th June 2008, 00:30
And my 'single-malt sneeze' just about melted the monitor screen..:blink:

haha! It's when you wake up the next morning and lick your tash and have almost half a mouthful congealed on it... :niceone:

xwhatsit
11th June 2008, 00:30
Stella Artois, of course. But that's not for KB posting abilities, that's for mad leet coding skillz :laugh:

I wish I could afford 12 year old single malt. Actually, it'd probably be a waste; I like the taste of whisky, but I can't really appreciate it.

MaxB
11th June 2008, 00:40
Nothing for me, not after my Drambuie and needs a new keyboard incident.

Disco Dan
11th June 2008, 00:46
Nothing for me, not after my Drambuie and needs a new keyboard incident.

On my third genuine Apple keyboard... beer the first time (thanks morcs ;) ), coffee the second.. and rum and coke the third time...

Saves me cleaning the smegging thing so blimin often I guess... :whistle:

inlinefour
11th June 2008, 01:12
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)

I'm on the strong stuff, H2O or perhapts a fruitdrink. If I need motivation then I can have a coffee and its about time I tried anothe V as its been severak months now. I'd like it if some cannabis pills prescibed from my doctor because Im told it woulg get rid of all my pain and I wouldnt need to use the liver killing pills Im prescribed. Then I'd be fine form and there might be a bit more tack from me here if I was not in pain etc and be just dealing with it. I'd the dover and WINJA back to enhace my posting abilities.

Hey, you asked. :devil2:

Disco Dan
11th June 2008, 01:15
I'm on the strong stuff, H2O or perhapts a fruitdrink. If I need motivation then I can have a coffee and its about time I tried anothe V as its been severak months now. I'd like it if some cannabis pills prescibed from my doctor because Im told it woulg get rid of all my pain and I wouldnt need to use the liver killing pills Im prescribed. Then I'd be fine form and there might be a bit more tack from me here if I was not in pain etc and be just dealing with it. I'd the dover and WINJA back to enhace my posting abilities.

Hey, you asked. :devil2:

No doubt either of those two could help you out with the wacky backy pills dude? :whistle:

Strong stuff? H20? Oh you mean like 'river medway water' or your thinking more the 'thames water'? oh fancy pants stuff like perieay? (sp fukit).

inlinefour
11th June 2008, 02:00
No doubt either of those two could help you out with the wacky backy pills dude? :whistle:

Strong stuff? H20? Oh you mean like 'river medway water' or your thinking more the 'thames water'? oh fancy pants stuff like perieay? (sp fukit).

Its sarcasm.

Ive got a few boxes full of the good suff (alcohol) but it fucks me up cause of all othe medications. Ive even got premixes and beers still in boxes.

Dunno what your on about those two helping things, maybe you've scored from them before?

The pills I refer to are legally prescribed in some places but not this cuntry. Medical use has nothing to do with inhaling the drug, but mere swallow it like the others Are told it could proably remove my pain full stop and I cannot see that a bad thing.

Fatjim
11th June 2008, 10:57
Don't take this the wrong way IL4 but your brain is probably your best asset right now. Would the Stoogie pills fuck with that?

Flatcap
11th June 2008, 11:04
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB??

I enjoy a Malt, yes indeed

MIXONE
11th June 2008, 11:18
You pour it and I'll drink it.(as long as it's legal of course)
Good Kentucky bourbon is my tipple of choice.

Blackbird
11th June 2008, 11:21
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)

Onya Tom:niceone: Mine's usually a Glenmorangie!

Geoff

Mikkel
11th June 2008, 12:24
The pills I refer to are legally prescribed in some places but not this cuntry. Medical use has nothing to do with inhaling the drug, but mere swallow it like the others Are told it could proably remove my pain full stop and I cannot see that a bad thing.

One of my mates who are recovering from a bad spell of colon cancer has been and is still making tea from marijuana - doesn't seem to addle his brains too much and it certainly takes his pain away. I can ask him for a recipe if you want me to.


Onya Tom:niceone: Mine's usually a Glenmorangie!

Geoff

Whiskey, how crass! Cognac thank you very much. :bourgeoisie:

Nah, gimme a bottle of Laphroaigh and I'm happy - that or good rum :yes:

Gubb
11th June 2008, 12:26
I gave up spirits.
Found that I wasn't drinking them to appreciate them, was drinking them to get totalled.

Quite happy to stick to a few boutique beers. In fact, is it to early for a Tuatara Pilsner before lunch?

Blackbird
11th June 2008, 12:44
Whiskey, how crass! Cognac thank you very much. :bourgeoisie:

Nah, gimme a bottle of Laphroaigh and I'm happy - that or good rum :yes:

Yep, Whiskey IS crass seeing as the Irish don't know how to make a decent drop. Whisky, on the other hand.....

jrandom
11th June 2008, 13:22
So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

I'd post stoned, but I can never think of anything to say.

Mikkel
11th June 2008, 13:29
Yep, Whiskey IS crass seeing as the Irish don't know how to make a decent drop. Whisky, on the other hand.....

See attachment...

jrandom
11th June 2008, 13:32
tea from marijuana

What a waste. THC isn't water-soluble. You might suggest making ghee with it instead, and then using that to make butter tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea).


gimme a bottle of Laphroaigh and I'm happy...

Too happy to remember the spelling on the label?

:laugh:

fireball
11th June 2008, 13:34
I'd post stoned, but I can never think of anything to say.

can you even see the screen with those chingy eyes?:dodge:

Mikkel
11th June 2008, 14:00
What a waste. THC isn't water-soluble. You might suggest making ghee with it instead, and then using that to make butter tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea).

I wonder what then causes his pain-relief...

EDIT: He strains hot milk through weed and then add the milk to his tea. There you have it - THC is fat soluble I believe...


Too happy to remember the spelling on the label?

At least I remembered that second 'a' - that always seems to be the thing people forget.

But I usually don't read the labels, at least nothing besides the numbers with the %/vol. and ml suffixes. Quality factor and volume are two important figures. :yes:

inlinefour
11th June 2008, 17:00
One of my mates who are recovering from a bad spell of colon cancer has been and is still making tea from marijuana - doesn't seem to addle his brains too much and it certainly takes his pain away. I can ask him for a recipe if you want me to.


No problem with the how to make it, just the ingrediant is lacking.