scracha
13th June 2008, 07:16
Quote from a female friend.
"Got a bloke drunk and bet him that he couldn't get both his bollocks into a standard Marmite jar. This is an easy feat: one simply pops them in, one at a time. Unfortunately there isn't room for both a plum and a digit, negating the chances of removing said testicles. Nothing makes a girl happier than watching a grown man's face as he holds a claw hammer and contemplates smashing the glass jar which houses his gonads."
The scientist in me kinda has to know..............
"Got a bloke drunk and bet him that he couldn't get both his bollocks into a standard Marmite jar. This is an easy feat: one simply pops them in, one at a time. Unfortunately there isn't room for both a plum and a digit, negating the chances of removing said testicles. Nothing makes a girl happier than watching a grown man's face as he holds a claw hammer and contemplates smashing the glass jar which houses his gonads."
The scientist in me kinda has to know..............