Pillion (Mrs Shrek)

[Mrs Shrek]

Hi Guys
I'm Mrs Shrek married to Shrek lone rider (who sometimes doesn't ride alone coz he takes me with him) :love:
Just finding my way around here.
Looking forward to summer when I come out of hiberation :cold: bye till then :confused:

[Pussy]

Welcome to KB, Mrs Shrek

[oldrider]

Shrek, so discerning in women, so sloppy with bike brands. :spanking: Cheers John.

T-I-G-E-R spells Tiger by Triumph now there's discerning for ya. :lol:

[Hitcher]

Welcome. I thought you were hottest in the first movie.

[Swoop]

Welcome to the funny farm!

:ride::ride:

[NZsarge]

Welcome :niceone:

[chubby]

So Mrs Shrek (adjusting the light so it does shine directly into your eyes)

Are you going to stay a pillion passenger, totally at the mercy of Mr Shreks riding ability or is your real reason for coming here a strong indication that you, yourself will be purchasing of your own little piece of seclusion. So that together you can get away in your own little worlds?

[portokiwi]

Welcome Mrs Shrek, Its all about being part of the team.:niceone:

[Mrs Shrek]

Welcome. I thought you were hottest in the first movie.

so did shrek :rofl:

[007XX]

Welcome to you Mrs Shrek...I like my eggs over easy, just don't sing to the birdie this time, ok?

[Mrs Shrek]

So Mrs Shrek (adjusting the light so it does shine directly into your eyes)

Are you going to stay a pillion passenger, totally at the mercy of Mr Shreks riding ability or is your real reason for coming here a strong indication that you, yourself will be purchasing of your own little piece of seclusion. So that together you can get away in your own little worlds?

now you've turned me into an ogre :bash: turn off the light :blip:

don't think they'll wait for a 125cc twin. Anyway how can I :ZEDS: if i'm :ride:

[MyGSXF]

Welcome to the nut farm babe.. :hug:

[Mrs Shrek]

Shrek, so discerning in women, so sloppy with bike brands. :spanking: Cheers John.

T-I-G-E-R spells Tiger by Triumph now there's discerning for ya. :lol:

BMW = Beautiful Maiden on Wheels :innocent:

TIGER = Tinny Impression Gone Extreemly (W)Rong :bleh:

Hi old fella :wari:

[chubby]

well Grasshopper (Mrs Shrek you don't mind if I call you Grasshopper eh, didn't think so), the extent of happiness found is limited to the extent that you get involved.

All will wait for a 125 (herd of pubs and cafe's?) and that to fully straddle and ride a hulking throbbing beast, first you must awaken the soul. Thats why we have 125's.

Hope you get out and about regularly.

[Trudes]

Hi and welcome, get a two stroke, you'll love it!!:scooter:

[Mrs Shrek]

Welcome to you Mrs Shrek...I like my eggs over easy, just don't sing to the birdie this time, ok?

Sorry don't do kitchens, but Shrek cooks a mean egg :devil2: when he has to

[Mrs Shrek]

well Grasshopper (Mrs Shrek you don't mind if I call you Grasshopper eh, didn't think so), the extent of happiness found is limited to the extent that you get involved.

All will wait for a 125 (herd of pubs and cafe's?) and that to fully straddle and ride a hulking throbbing beast, first you must awaken the soul. Thats why we have 125's.

Hope you get out and about regularly.

Left mine in UK 28 yrs ago. Probably rusted out by now :crybaby:
Prefared a real ride :blip:

[oldrider]

Hi and welcome, get a two stroke, you'll love it!!:scooter:

She has already got a two stroke..............................Shrek!!!!:lol: :lol::lol::lol: and she does love him! :calm: John.

[scumdog]

Welcom to KB you poor long-suffering child, my condolences..:laugh:

[SDU]

Hi, I see those years with Shrek has finally pushed you over :whistle:
that you had to join the insanity of KB you know you're:buggerd:now




and there is nothing wrong with wanting to hang out as a pillion!

[007XX]

Sorry don't do kitchens, but Shrek cooks a mean egg :devil2: when he has to

hehe...me thinks you're going to fit in here quite nicely with the other tough bitc...I mean ladies, of course!

[SpeedyGirl]

Welcome the the better half of Shrek! About time you were on here girl!

[karla]

Welcome Mrs Shrek :) That's some donkey you and Shrek Lone rider travel on.

[_Shrek_]

Hi Guys
I'm Mrs Shrek married to Shrek lone rider (who sometimes doesn't ride alone coz he takes me with him) :love:
Just finding my way around here.
Looking forward to summer when I come out of hiberation :cold: bye till then :confused:

mmmm hello my dear :hug: i'm just wondering how you could reach the pc from the kitchen :bleh:

[Mrs Shrek]

mmmm hello my dear :hug: i'm just wondering how you could reach the pc from the kitchen :bleh:


Broke free of the chain when chubby turned on the lights.
Have put the key in a safe place :wari:

[tate35]

Welcome Mrs Shrek,

So are you content as a pillion or are you considering riding yourself?

[Hitcher]

So are you content as a pillion or are you considering riding yourself?

Tee hee. "Are you yourself considering riding?" or "Are you considering riding by yourself?" would quell the tittering.

[chubby]

Broke free of the chain when chubby turned on the lights.
Have put the key in a safe place :wari:

Sorry about that, but it does make looking through the window more enjoyable when you can see who is inside and what they are doing.

Old habits die hard eh!!! :msn-wink: :spanking:

[Mrs Shrek]

Welcome Mrs Shrek,

So are you content as a pillion or are you considering riding yourself?

content in all things :Oops:


Tee hee. "Are you yourself considering riding?" or "Are you considering riding by yourself?" would quell the tittering.

:spanking: Shrek is home most nights ;)

[Mrs Shrek]

Sorry about that, but it does make looking through the window more enjoyable when you can see who is inside and what they are doing.

Old habits die hard eh!!! :msn-wink: :spanking:


:eek5: runnin to close curtains :Pokey:

[Mr Triple]

Hello Mrs Shrek and welcome to KB, look forward to meeting you in a couple of weeks.:niceone:

[sels1]

Hello Mrs Shrek and welcome to KB, look forward to meeting you in a couple of weeks.:niceone:

I would like to meet you then too, but it dosent look I will be able to make it down.
Welcome aboard KB Mrs Shrek