Favourite words or sayings?

[Trudes]

There are a couple of words that whenever I hear them or say them I can't help but crack up..... Scrotum.....:lol: I love that word, could say it all day! Can't get away from fuck too, I love to say fuck, always have! (in fact just found this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=46165&highlight=jay+bob) again while I was doing the obligatory search)
I also love the word attrition, my hubby explained to me a few years ago what it meant and I love it and use it whenever possible, as well as what it means, love it!!:whistle:

Do you have any favorite words or sayings that you love to say or piss yourself when you hear?

[Ixion]

Dolpoddlings is a very good word, one of my favourites.

[Flatcap]

'Salubrious' rolls off the tongue quite nicely

[Flatcap]

"I kicked his ass" annoys me immensely

[Maha]

Chunder........yes without doubt the most descriptive word ever! :puke:

[James Deuce]

Inconceivable

[terbang]

There are a couple of words that whenever I hear them or say them I can't help but crack up..... Scrotum.....:lol: I love that word, could say it all day! Can't get away from fuck too, I love to say fuck, always have! (in fact just found this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=46165&highlight=jay+bob) again while I was doing the obligatory search)
I also love the word attrition, my hubby explained to me a few years ago what it meant and I love it and use it whenever possible, as well as what it means, love it!!:whistle:

Do you have any favorite words or sayings that you love to say or piss yourself when you hear?

Who am I to argue with a woman who likes the words Scrotum and fuck...?

[Trudes]

I have no idea what most of those words mean!! Could you please use them in a sentence, you bunch of scrotum's.:msn-wink:

[Bren]

Ba-donka-donk...
"Lookee the badonkadonk on that bitch, man she has a fine ass!"

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u238/headgames101/Badonkadonk.jpg

[Trudes]

Inconceivable

Have you seen 'The Princess Bride'?

[terbang]

I have no idea what most of those words mean!! Could you please use them in a sentence, you bunch of scrotum's.:msn-wink:
You bunch of Fucking Scrotums..?

[Flatcap]

"Lookee the badonkadonk on that bitch, man she has a fine ass!"


...and where is this donkey you speak of?

[Storm]

"I dont think that word means what you think it means"



Sorry, Jim, its a Pavlovian response

[Trudes]

You bunch of Fucking Scrotums..?

Ohh true, thanks, how could I forget the fucking?!!:niceone:

[LilSel]

I like the word 'Orgasmic' lol

[Pussy]

Arse... is a good word, especially when pronounced with the correct diction

[Mom]

I have a friend that says "flip" and "gosh" and "gee" in an effort to maintain some maturity around her son and his friends and their mums. She is also from time to time prone to drop "cunt" into a sentence without warning. Cracks me up everytime. Not a word I use, infact I dont like it that much, but she manages to use it at the right time, in the right context and totally out of the blue...great word!

[McJim]

Ohh true, thanks, how could I forget the fucking?!!:niceone:

Hmm - maybe it wasn't very good? :rofl:

Fave saying:

Ah'm that starvin' I could eat a scabby heidet wean bum first.
Translation:
I'm so hungry that I could eat a scabby headed child bottom first.

It's a phrase I heard in Paisley some decades ago and that has stuck with me since then.

[Mom]

"Fluffel up a gum tree" was something I used to get told as a kid. Weird eh?

[Gubb]

Gesticulate.

[Trudes]

Fave saying:

Ah'm that starvin' I could eat a scabby heidet wean bum first.
Translation:
I'm so hungry that I could eat a scabby headed child bottom first.

It's a phrase I heard in Paisley some decades ago and that has stuck with me since then.

I've run outta bling, but I have to say that that is fuckin funny, especially with the accent too I'm sure!!:wacko:

[Flatcap]

One I heard today with reference to a comely woman:

"I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit"

Followed by:

"She can piss on my Fish and Chips anytime"

[KiwiRat]

I used to work with a guy who only ever called his colleagues one of three names.

Cock scab.

Cum stain.

Arse crack.

I for one found it very amusing, but then they say that small things amuse small minds.:whistle:

[megageoff76]

When someones busting for a shit and has a 'Turtle Head' experience.

[Trudes]

or they need to 'choke a darkie'.... that's not very nice is it?:buggerd:

[Gubb]

Better than "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the Pool".

[FJRider]

You bunch of Fucking Scrotums..?

Whats a BUNCH ???...

[FJRider]

A "blow" job when suck is required/preferred....

[megageoff76]

Better than "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the Pool".

The trick is to lobb a Picnic bar into the pool just before you leave, and watch the mayhem unfold.

[kiwifruit]

Grogan.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry.

[kiwifruit]

pjoh!, the noise that goes with male ejaculation. Pronounced "pit char" or "P-jar"


oh.. no... i'm gonna... *PJOH!!!!!*

[FJRider]

I have no idea what most of those words mean!! Could you please use them in a sentence, you bunch of scrotum's.:msn-wink:

Your total command of the English(???) language does impress me...

[FJRider]

Inconceivable

can't have kid's ???....

[FJRider]

Who am I to argue with a woman who likes the words Scrotum and fuck...?

Arguing with a women, is like wrestling with a pig in mud...after a while you realise the pig is enjoying it...

[FJRider]

"I dont think that word means what you think it means"





What do you think, he thinks, what he thinks that is ??? .....probably not what you think he thinks...

[Laava]

pjoh!, the noise that goes with male ejaculation. Pronounced "pit char" or "P-jar"


oh.. no... i'm gonna... *PJOH!!!!!*
What happened to "Splattery slat splat drip drip drip?"

[kiwifruit]

What happened to "Splattery slat splat drip drip drip?"
thats post pjoh...
pjoh is the firing sound

[Number One]

current favs:

Fuck, Grogan, Poop (said through floppy mouth), Player (in jamaican accent) AND Bombastic

OH AND Biarch!

[kiwifruit]

Did you see that guy squatting 300kg? He is Animal Steel
See also meatpack5000 / beef unit*

[Laava]

thats post pjoh...
pjoh is the firing sound
Oh! I get Whhuuuubbb!!!!

[FJRider]

WORCHESTER as opposed to the LESS pc black sauce...

[Indiana_Jones]

"It's all over the place like a mad woman's shit"

-Indy

[JeremyW]

for an insult I like 'inbred biggot fuck' (chopper) or for someone who has been talking shit 'maybe you should stop talking for a while, sit the next play out' (anchorman) or 'you are a dirty pirate hooker' (anchorman always goes down well.

[JeremyW]

Actually for a list of good insults check this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEQp1LvJvpY) out

[TOTO]

Actually for a list of good insults check this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEQp1LvJvpY) out

sorry to say I just waisted 2.19 min of my life.


:angry2:

[JeremyW]

sorry to say I just waisted 2.19 min of my life.


:angry2:

at least you didnt throw your baby into a ceiling fan.....

[Skyryder]

BOLLOCKS

A right in ya face word. I don't usually elaborate much after using it.


Skyyrder

[Mom]

Well I'll be a pickled jelly eel.

[James Deuce]

"I dont think that word means what you think it means"



"You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means."

"My God! He's climbing"

[MisterD]

Quite frankly, I'm gobsmacked.

[merv]

I also love the word attrition, my hubby explained to me a few years ago what it meant and I love it and use it whenever possible, as well as what it means, love it!!:whistle:


In relation to that word I love it when the wrong words get used. Going back mid to late 80's and my hero Croz got up into the commentary box at Manfield during summer nationals and said on TV for the whole of NZ to hear is how there'd been a high "nutrition" rate in the main superbike races, him included because for those that remember that was the year he decked his bike in the pits before one of the races. Hey maybe he meant they were all hungry for the win - but no I don't think so it was just a funny slip.

I also enjoy sayings like cunt face, fack face, dick wad, dick wit etc and all those other endearing descriptions.

The Aussies have a few crackers too like "dry as a dead dingos dong" when they are ready for a beer.

I had a real estate agent for a while that kept talking about people that "brought" houses instead of "bought" houses - cracked me up every time she spoke.

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

[P38]

Hard to imagine and In Your dreams.

[Trudes]

haha Merv, yeah those Aussies eh, thay have some of the best sayings, my personal favourite "pigs arse!!"

[Sully60]

I've liked KnuckleheadMcspazatron ever since I heared it, you can use this on the kids:devil2:

[Maha]

''She has a face on er' like a busted onion''

[Trudes]

"she has a face like a slapped arse", especially for the puckered lipped mother-in-law types.

[Maha]

''She has a face on er' like a horse chewing thistles''

''With those teeth you could eat a pie through a picket fence''
''Or an apple through a tennis racket''

'' Hes got a face on em' like a dog shagging a box of staples''

[Number One]

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

LMAO! Thanks for that morning titter :2thumbsup

I also can't help myself with CRIKEY!!! It's a word that I have adopted since making the effort to swear less - especially in front of small child:whistle:

[KiwiRat]

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

Bwahahahahaha. I love it.

Permission to use, sir?

[Number One]

When something is good for everything...as in medicine - it's good for...

Coughs, colds, sore holes, rox, pox, piles and pimples on your dickey! - said as fast as possible...

[merv]

I also can't help myself with CRIKEY!!! It's a word that I have adopted since making the effort to swear less - especially in front of small child:whistle:

Me too, but that's because we all thought Steve Irwin was such a great guy and for me besides I've spent so much time in Australia over the last five years I've caught a bit of their lingo.

[Naki Rat]

One I heard today with reference to a comely woman:

"I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to eat the corn out of her shit"



Or the closely related: "I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked that"

"Sweating like a rapist" always cracks me up. :buggerd::sweatdrop
Especially the time I heard it in conversation between two senior detectives :Police::Police:

[Her_C4]

... 'pulchritudinous' is one of my favourites :sunny:

[Swoop]

When someones busting for a shit and has a 'Turtle Head' experience.
I like "Giving birth to a politician". The saying and the act.

...it becomes a massive dingleberry
Hmmm. I have always known them referred to as "clinkers"...:laugh:

[martybabe]

(Basically) once used by an intelligent soul before breaking down a complex subject into language mere mortals can understand but now used by trailer trash Brits at the start of every sentence as if their about to say something profound. It's nearly always utter tripe, as in, "Basically I screwed anova woman but me wife dint like it".

(You know) used at the beginning middle and end of every sentence spoken by David Beckham and other mental geniuses.

On a less iritating note;

She's got a face like a trod on chip.

She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Bastard buggery bollocks.:laugh:

[PrincessBandit]

I like "He/she has TAPS syndrome".
The word 'nape' has always sounded weird to me. Don't know why because there's nothing dodgy about it, just sounds funny.

[smokeyging]

Pickle my ring, and i heard that from a female friend years ago, i just buckled at the nees....

[fireball]

my fave at the mo is FUCKTARD
followed closely by the phrase "why dont you go play hide and go fuck yourself"

[Trudes]

I like "He/she has TAPS syndrome".
The word 'nape' has always sounded weird to me. Don't know why because there's nothing dodgy about it, just sounds funny.

TAPS? Is that like FITH??
I know what you mean about nape, I can't stand the word 'fiddle', but it does sound dodgy.

[BIHB@0610]

I like the word 'Orgasmic' lol

I like it spoken over and over and over and over again until one has to beg the speaker to stop .......

My flatmates and I used to have a list of words that feel great to say and generated wonderful mind pictures. We'd keep adding to them while drinking .... all said while moving the lips and tongue in an exaggerated fashion. These are the ones I can still remember:

Fleshy
Moist
Albumen (egg white ... hehe)
Engorged
Obsequious
Gush

These days I really like the word immeasurably - it sounds great when inserted into speech. Immeasurably better than "heaps".

[BIHB@0610]

my fave at the mo is FUCKTARD
followed closely by the phrase "why dont you go play hide and go fuck yourself"

Oooh I know! I was just saying to a mate yesterday that it was one of my favourite words at the mo! http://msp136.photobucket.com/albums/q197/NikkiDavid3/fucktard.jpg

[MIXONE]

Shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,motherfucker,tits.
Previously known as the seven things you can't say on tv.From a long time ago obviously.

[PrincessBandit]

TAPS? Is that like FITH??
I know what you mean about nape, I can't stand the word 'fiddle', but it does sound dodgy.

TAPS = thick as pig sh*t. What does FITH mean?

[Trudes]

TAPS = thick as pig sh*t. What does FITH mean?

:laugh:
FITH= Fucked In The Head
fanny is another funny word

[tribsanor]

TAPS = thick as pig sh*t. What does FITH mean?

f**ked in the head

[PrincessBandit]

Bum-fluff hahahaha, and I also like (as an insult) 'echinococcus granulosis'. Think that's how it's spelt, I remember that from bio at school - posh name for hydatids tapeworm!

[chester]

gaggleful of hootinannies

[DMNTD]

my fave at the mo is FUCKTARD...
Heh...agreed and oh so apt too many times




http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1217/fucktardsyo4.jpg

[TerminalAddict]

Inconceivable

2 guesses at what movie I'm watching tonight .. .:)

I'm trying to edumacate my children ;)

[FLYMO]

bohemian jungle runner is my fav words

[FLYMO]

having to rush off im " prarie dogging" is a good one

[fridayflash]

corelate or is thet co-relate?

[Monie]

Speak to the hand and my is favourite is bite me i once said this to my sister inlaw so she did bite me right on my ass

[FJRider]

A face like the southern end of a north-bound cow...

[McJim]

Another one from Glasgow for when someone interrupts your story in the pub. "Hey you, shut up or I'll punch you good lookin'!" (of course insinuating the recipient of the comment is so ugly that a facial reconstruction by fist would only serve to improve their lot!)

[Swoop]

A classic user of the word.... Douchebag.We miss ya (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20078&highlight=Douchebag).

Another quirky word. Xyloidic.:msn-wink:

[Hitcher]

Wayzgoose.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I like the word 'Orgasmic' lol

My favorite as well - used it to describe jumping out of a plain at 14,000 feet - tandam skydiving.

Another one is Fucktard.

Yet another MALE lol

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Slit eyed sebastian - learnt from my first landlady with regard to asians.
Couldn't find a fuck on free nite in a brothel
Thick as pigshit and twice as runny
CIA = Catholic, Irish and Alcoholic
Snufflelopagas - in relation to my persion cat with the pushed in face - she snuffles - and snores

[Pussy]

A saying I reckon is hardcase is: got the painters in.
Not so funny for the girlies, I realise...

[Zuki Bandit]

Better than "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the Pool".
:laugh:Funckin brilliant! How about, "having a gay baby".

[Zuki Bandit]

"Tattered Shammy".

The bitch had flaps on her like a "Tattered Shammy"!

[Number One]

There are a couple of words that whenever I hear them or say them I can't help but crack up..... Scrotum.....:lol: I love that word, could say it all day! Can't get away from fuck too, I love to say fuck, always have!

iT'S OFFICIAL. You are a bad influence on me and we have spent too much time together!

I went walkies today and on my way I passed a really muddy filthy car and I only just barely restrained myself from finger paint writing 'Fucking Scrotum!' into the side of it :lol: It was just screaming in my head do it, do it, do it...you know you want to...just write Fucking scrotum and then leg it...go on, go on....

Being the lady that I am though I just giggled to myself, thought of you and walked on. :2thumbsup

[Trudes]

iT'S OFFICIAL. You are a bad influence on me and we have spent too much time together!

I went walkies today and on my way I passed a really muddy filthy car and I only just barely restrained myself from finger paint writing 'Fucking Scrotum!' into the side of it :lol: It was just screaming in my head do it, do it, do it...you know you want to...just write Fucking scrotum and then leg it...go on, go on....

Being the lady that I am though I just giggled to myself, thought of you and walked on. :2thumbsup

haha, I'm glad you restrained yourself and didn't do it and blame it on me!!

I was walking the other day and saw these kids writing 'Faget' on people's frosted up car windows, so I stopped and said "do you know whose car that is?" and they said "no" and I said, "Oh I thought it must have been your dad's car seeing as you think you have the right to write that on it. How about you piss off and stop it, if it's not yours don't touch it", so they started to walk away and I called back "best you try and learn how to spell fagot properly while you're at school today too". :lol: Anywayyyyyy, good girl for the restraint, scrotum!

[ManDownUnder]

"Fuckwit" - it's blunt to the piont and very satisfying to bestow on a worthy recipient.

"Cunt" - see "fuckwit"

"Slartibartfast". A name from the HHGTTG, but just rolls off the tongue nicely.

"Dipsy Doodle" - anything that's not level really.

Anything "stick".
"Boom stick" = gun
"Hitting stick" = hammer
"Screwing stick" = screwdriver
etc

[scumdog]

"Tattered Shammy".

The bitch had flaps on her like a "Tattered Shammy"!

Tattered chamois I think is the proper spelling - but I like the comparison!!

"Piss-flaps like John Waynes saddle-bags" is another one.

[ManDownUnder]

Arse... is a good word, especially when pronounced with the correct diction

You're flirting with carver again ain't ya.... ya little tease...

[Whynot]

Grogan.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry.


Arguing with a women, is like wrestling with a pig in mud...after a while you realise the pig is enjoying it...


Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".


''She has a face on er' like a horse chewing thistles''

''With those teeth you could eat a pie through a picket fence''
''Or an apple through a tennis racket''


This thread is awesome :first:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[alanzs]

Felcher. "Will Mr Felcher please come to the receptionist desk?"
Does anyone know what it means? :Pokey: Go on, take a guess!!!! Dare you, come on, dare you!

[P38]

Queer Git!

or

What are Ya!

Still works well for me

[MIXONE]

"One mother twenty seven father" does it for me.

[carver]

You're flirting with carver again ain't ya.... ya little tease...

your avatar just makes me think of what i would do if i got my way with you MDU

[driftn]

Felcher. "Will Mr Felcher please come to the receptionist desk?"
Does anyone know what it means? :Pokey: Go on, take a guess!!!! Dare you, come on, dare you!

:sick::sick::sick:

[ynot slow]

Similar to the FELCHER call,

We rang a local bar and asked to be connected to the public bar,nice young blonde answered(we knew she would),we asked if she could get a Mr.Hunt to the phone,she asked and came back saying not here,I said shit ask for him by his name Michael,another wait,no not here,then I said try Mike,the loud speaker was heard on the phone is Mike Hunt here,anyone seen Mike Hunt?


At work we use the name of kunt for things,i.e who left that there?reply oh the chinese guy Sum Kunt,works for doing a stupid thing,Dumb Kunt.

We had a bar with an internet connected game ,if you were in top 5 in the bar your name waas entered,I tried Some Cunt,and the machine wrote unsavoury language or similar is unacceptable please use proper name,so I wrote Sum Kunt.

[pete376403]

"Whale Oil Beef Hooked" - expresion of surprise or disbelief

[Number One]

Tosspot

Fuck features

[1 Free Man]

FUCKWITT. SHIT FOR BRAINS. SNOTBUCKET. CUMSUCKER. POOHOLE BANDIT.
DICKWAD. COCKSUCKER (like this one the best).

[Street Gerbil]

Defenestration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)

[Swoop]

Does anyone know what it means?
Yes.<ten characters>

[avgas]

"The Learn" - relating directly to an object or action making you learn from your mistake. eg
After a book hits you in the face, a quick retort is "That book gave you the learn".
"That road made you feel the learn"
"That pedestrian just felt the learn"
"That belt can enforce the learn"

"Delegate" to pass the shit you cant be fucked doing to someone who doesn't really need to do it.

"Sales Twist" - aka "Colorful bullshit"

"Follow up" - to chase something with only perseverance and memory.

FUBAR

Knarly

[turtleman]

I quite like "A face on her like a bag of smashed arseholes"...

[scumdog]

I quite like "A face on her like a bag of smashed arseholes"...

Ah, my equal to that (and I use it) is: "A face like a ruptured custard"

[Kittyhawk]

Harder
Faster
Come on...
yes now!!...no wait,...

vvvrrrrmmm ahh thats better

the erotic sound of a bike warming up "hmmmmm"

[KiwiRat]

Cunt scratcher (fingers)

[ManDownUnder]

your avatar just makes me think of what i would do if i got my way with you MDU

You'd fuck my dog too? Hey - each to their own.

[Swoop]

FUBAR
TARFU is stage three of the process.
SNAFU-FUBAR-TARFU.

[Sellout]

My Fathers favourites that make people look confused these days are:

"Bugger-bugger-bum-poop-shit-piss-fart" said as quickly as possible,

"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries"

"Christa-madonna-fookar" (phoenetic spelling there...)

Also,

"she/ he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

"I hope your balls turn septic and rot your socks"

"May the hairs on your arse turn into steelcaps and beat the shit out of you next time you fart"

"Sweating like a motherfuckin pig rapist" just cracks me up

Sharting... It is to shart, I have sharted, was that a shart etc. Means to follow through after a letting a fart go. From "Along came Polly"
"Dude, we gotta go, I've just sharted."
"What is a shart"
"It's when you fart, and a little shit comes out! A shart!"

This is an excellent thread!

[alanzs]

Yes.<ten characters>

Felcher...Worst image word ever...

I knew this very mild mannered (though hot) lady who told me what felcher meant. I almost hurled. She used to be an AIDS care worker in South Africa. Truly, when she told me what it meant, I almost hurled.... :eek5:

[Pussy]

I've also always quite liked:

I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit all over your shoulders

[Hitcher]

Schadenfreude.

[Her_C4]

I've also always quite liked:

I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit all over your shoulders

That just reminded me of an ancient one (70's?) "I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse" :wari: :laugh:

[James Deuce]

Indubitably.

[Timmay]

"that bike goes like a whore on P"

[Blossom]

:first: excellent thread mrs kendog...most excellent.
My contribution?
fav insult is "Smeghead" its the build up of the mucus membrane under the foreskin of the penis.
fav come backs to the small ones... when asking whats for dinner? "pigs tits and custard!"
and when asking what I am doing? "making a wigwam for a goose's bridal".
No idea why.. My mum used them and I feel its good to carry on traditions.

[Shadows]

When somebody drops his guts... "Why don't you pull down your pants - that way we can all shit in them"

[sosman]

My fav r when asked what you do?... Me! say.... this & that!
Oh! where abouts?.... Me! say..... here & there!
& I like saying to myself or mates when ya see a hottie[girl of coarse] is
hamana hmn heh fuggin love it hmn heh! while using animals voice from muppet show.... yeahboi! & oh i also like saying yeahboi! & muhaha you muppets :shutup:

[Trudes]

:first: excellent thread mrs kendog...most excellent.
My contribution?
fav insult is "Smeghead" its the build up of the mucus membrane under the foreskin of the penis.
fav come backs to the small ones... when asking whats for dinner? "pigs tits and custard!"
and when asking what I am doing? "making a wigwam for a goose's bridal".
No idea why.. My mum used them and I feel its good to carry on traditions.

We often had "pigs tit and custard" for dinner too, right after mum had yelled "oh shit a brick" several times which we learned to say "and fart a crowbar" after to try and make her smile.

[James Deuce]

Perverse connotative misdirection.

[skelstar]

'Fuck Knuckle' comes to mind this morning...

Also 'Flange' always makes me giggle.

[Trudes]

You trying to baffle us thickys with big words again Jim?

[James Deuce]

Eclecticism

[Trudes]

There's a brand new KB member, their name is bumfluff!!! haha, welcome bumfluff.
*gets out a dictionary to look up Jim2's words*

[Naki Rat]

"Pulls like a schoolboy" - in regard to a generously powered bike/car.

[Hitcher]

Primary interface problem.

[James Deuce]

Syncretism

[Hitcher]

Cathedrals of dissonance.

[James Deuce]

Inchoate entropy

[alanzs]

Pedagogy. Sounds like some type of bestiality fetish...

[Number One]

Pedagogy.

Teacher or something similar!

[Mom]

poohs and wees and lots of cheese

just thought I would add my wordly contribution :wacko:

[mstriumph]

Pedagogy. Sounds like some type of bestiality fetish... nahhhh - that's 'pettadoggy' :confused:

[mashman]

Bastardised Scottish/Geordie made up whilst under the influence of stuff...

Beeartocks - buttocks
Bajooglies - Bussoms
Fandanyuch - Ladies lower parts

And thatnks to a good lady friend of mine comes my all time fave

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole

[James Deuce]

Extemporaneous

[Mom]

Extemporaneous

I have actually used that! Wonderful word.

[Blossom]

"Pulls like a schoolboy" - in regard to a generously powered bike/car.

The man uses that but adds a bit...
"Pulls like a schoolboy in a brothel" refering to his generously powered bike. :laugh:

[Gubb]

Cocksnorter.

[Blossom]

Cocksnorter.

I've met her....she's a bit of a slapper:laugh:

[Pussy]

The reference to a buxom lass.... she's got more tit than a V8

[BarBender]

Wordicuffs; verbal fisticuffs

Cockaroach; variant of cockroach. Also Coakaroach es (plural)
Example - 'Fuck the Diaz brothers...I bury those cockaroach es!'

[Strike]

couple of fav sayings:
HTFU!
Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!
FIGJAM!

[Maha]

Antidisestablishmentatarism (sp) Im sure Hitcher will put me straight on this. :hitcher:

Means...The people who are against the people who are against the Government.

If its not a word then 'Cunce' will do......:yes:

[Steam]

Antidisestablishmentatarism (sp) Im sure Hitcher will put me straight on this. :hitcher:

Means...The people who are against the people who are against the Government.

If its not a word then 'Cunce' will do......:yes:

You spelled it wrong. But that's okay, you know WAY more than me aboot bikes.
And it's not what you think it means; when the church was being disestablished back in old England, the Antidisestablishmentarians fought to keep the church whole. Interesting :no:

OOPS, EDIT: I looked it up, yeah, it was basically what I said but they were fighting to keep the Anglican Church as the official state religion of England. Interesting x2! :no:

[Maha]

You spelled it wrong. But that's okay, you know WAY more than me aboot bikes.
And it's not what you think it means; when the church was being disestablished back in old England, the Antidisestablishmentarians fought to keep the church whole. Interesting :no:

OOPS, EDIT: I looked it up, yeah, it was basically what I said but they were fighting to keep the Anglican Church as the official state religion of England. Interesting x2! :no:


I knew it!!!!
Thank you Steam :clap:

[SlashWylde]

Twig and Fuck-Berries, that's a perennial favourite.

[skidMark]

"and i was like OWN3D n00b i just passed youse knee down au! thanks to my ub3r USD's of course"

EDIT: It's all fun and games until somebody loses a testicle.

[Swoop]

Absquatulate.

[Shaun]

Please be quite!


Haha Yea write

[PrincessBandit]

Indubitably.

[slofox]

Not one word but a great combination thereof.....(well I thought so...)

"You know, if you shrunk the solar system down to scale with Pluto touching your toes and Mercury at the top of your head, Uranus is exactly where you'd think it would be……."

[slofox]

Pedagogy. Sounds like some type of bestiality fetish...

pedagogy is just a fancy word for "teaching".....invented by some dweeb with nothing better to do

[Number One]

Please be quite!


Haha Yea write
I thought you left???

Not asking you to go but thought that if anyone posted a 'leaving or goodbye' thread they would be assisted......

[Sellout]

I thought about this thread at work today, and notice myself calling people "knobsicles", this is my word for the week!!!

Knob-sicle. :clap:

[Trudes]

and who said KB was a useless waste of time?!:msn-wink::niceone:

[Number One]

Much more fun than word of the day toilet paper eh!

VULVA :laugh:

[Trudes]

I recall us doing this game at a party recently......
LABIA MINORA

[roadracingoldfart]

A couple of my favs...

He / She is a total waste of oxygen.
You 2 get a room.
Go and play on the motorway.
That prick is so mentally advanced he is way to far ahead of his own inteligence.
A total fav from Blackadder, Contrafibulations.

Paul.

[Swoop]

Contrafibulations.
Contrafibularities?

[Blossom]

"me sarcastic?.....never"

[Citroenjunkie]

Still my favourite.

Oh yes and:

"May your arsehole close up and re-open on your elbow so everytime you reach for the sugar you shit in your tea!"

and:

"As useless as tits on a bull"
"As much use as a chocolate teapot"
"As popular as a pork chop in a synogogue"
"A few sandwiches short of a picnic."
:done:

[Bren]

my favorite reply to the common "How are ya"

Rough enough...

dunno why but use that alot

[Pussy]

"As useful as a one legged man at an arse kicking party" is one of my faves as well

[Bren]

"as rare as hairs on a frogs arse"

[Number One]

Just a quick sneaky sneaky sneak on KB cos I popped home from the course to get more hair ties - Lilliputian :lol: Heard this on the course today - Gullivers travels, the people of lilliput...just sounds great!

Ciao Mrs K

[icekiwi]

I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Donkey...Baldrick from Blackadder

[Trudes]

Think that one's a weasel.

[Blossom]

Think that one's a weasel.

I can't believe I know this or that I am being anal about it...but both are right, both are quotes from Blackadder series 2.:Oops: sorry...its the geek in me making me do it.:bash:

When asked by a sales person "Can I help you?" my standard response is:
"no thanks, I am beyond help.. but thanks for offering"
It cracks me up no end....:lol:

[Iggy]

The famous John Macenroe line call to the umpire " YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS"

Homer Simpsons line :doh:

[Her_C4]

Al Pacino 'Scent of a Woman'


(actually it is more of a misquote :nono:) I'm too old - too tired and too fucking blind to listen to any more of this bullshit

[James Deuce]

Cognitive Dissonance

[peasea]

"Ya can't put a gallon o' gas in half gallon jar"

In reference to trying to educate a sports bike rider.

(On any subject.)

[I'm motarded]

this has prob been on here before but is still very funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIzDOzx_GE

[Trudes]

this has prob been on here before but is still very funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIzDOzx_GE

Oh how true! I was thinking the exact same thing the other day about how it has to be the most versatile word!

[Citroenjunkie]

"Ya can't put a gallon o' gas in half gallon jar"

In reference to trying to educate a sports bike rider.

(On any subject.)

I had heard this one was used by Dolly Parton at a prize ceremony when her dress burst...

Oh well you can dream can't you??:whistle:

[Number One]

I have noted some new tags that keep appearing on Katman threads - I like the words and MUST look them up. Intransigent and Obdurance - sound great to me!