So, who has a porn buddy?

[Mental Trousers]

Porn Buddy??

Definition: Porn Buddy:- A close friend or buddy who, should the worst happen and you meet an untimely demise, will go straight over to your house and clear out all of your pornographic material before your parents/family arrive and stumble upon it.

Long time watchers of the series Coupling will know where this question came from.

[Indiana_Jones]

Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy

You really should stop watching them, and tell them to pull the curtains.

[98tls]

Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy
:confused:WTF

[Pedrostt500]

You really should stop watching them, and tell them to pull the curtains.
Shouldnt you just knock on their door and go in and watch it from the comfort of the couch than sit in their garden watcing from under the shrubery.

[BIHB@0610]

Hehe I suppose I would have been my ex-husband's "porn-buddy" ..... when we split, and the house got sold he was out of town ..... I gave all his porn to his devout Baptist mother ... in an open topped cardboard box .....:banana:

[riffer]

There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?

What a bizarre concept. :(

[sinister^]

Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy

What what whats that? You make porn with your parents? :oi-grr:

[sinfull]

Porn Buddy??

Definition: Porn Buddy:- A close friend or buddy who, should the worst happen and you meet an untimely demise, will go straight over to your house and clear out all of your pornographic material before your parents/family arrive and stumble upon it.

Long time watchers of the series Coupling will know where this question came from. Have an auto format program ! If i dont open the porn files at least once a week its programmed to fry the drive !


Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy
Your scaring me !!! (picks up the banjo)

[McDuck]

There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?

What a bizarre concept. :(

Well i dont have any. To expensive with gas at what it is, just not my thing.

[Bren]

who needs magazines these days...there is endless porn online, and you dont get the pages all stuck together...




...poor mouse though...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Don't have porn but crikey if someone has to clear out my lingerie - 6 drawers plus sum in the wardrobe and all my shoes - well thank god I'll be dead lol

[Hitcher]

What is this "porn" of which you speak?

[Wiki Drifter]

Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....

-Indy

there's music in the air ...
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/esl2NNOtHQE&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/esl2NNOtHQE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[BIHB@0610]

there's music in the air ...


Now I know you meant that as a pisstake, but wow - that clip brought tears to my eyes! It's fabulous, really lovely. I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks! :hug:

[KiwiRat]

I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks! :hug:

Damn you woman. Makin' a grown man get his spellin' book out at this time of the day.

On a Sunday too. Pffffft......:mad:

[DMNTD]

The only porn I have is parked in my garage on carpet...and if I'm dead...1st in 1st served :shifty:

[Bren]

Now I know you meant that as a pisstake, but wow - that clip brought tears to my eyes! It's fabulous, really lovely. I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks! :hug:

Moved by Burt Reynolds in a wetsuit? some of them characters get moved in the movie..."I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!"

I tell ya that Duelling Banjos piece gets me all the time, its a fantastic piece and I have always loved it...its gotta be one of the best bluegrass pieces along with "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and "Freight Train Boogie"

[jrandom]

My parents and family:

A. Wouldn't ever visit my house if I died anyway;

B. Can, quite frankly, kiss my hairy pr0n-watching arse.

:cool:

[FROSTY]

There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?

What a bizarre concept. :(
And the problem with that is?

[sidecar bob]

Im a bit like DMNTD, But if i did have any of the other sort, i was going to say i could depend on Scrivy or Planna, But after her comments earlier in the thread im not sure about her anymore.
I mean, if you gave my mum an open topped box full of porn, There would be two funerals to attend.

[alanzs]

All the porn I have my wife would want, as it's hers as well.... :love:

[Donor]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

:innocent:

[gijoe1313]

Its hard finding military camo wearing hawt asian biker babes ... :weep: I prefer it when they keep their clothes on since my smutty pr0nographic memory more than makes up for it! :o :innocent: :devil2:

Now, where all dem hawt asian biker babes at? :rolleyes:

[xwhatsit]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

:innocent:
You know, he speaks the truth -- I'd hardly count decades-old, hairy-scary bobble-headed 80s nudes as porn so much as something to scare the children with.

[KiwiRat]

Thread hijack


I tell ya that Duelling Banjos piece gets me all the time, its a fantastic piece and I have always loved it...its gotta be one of the best bluegrass pieces along with "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and "Freight Train Boogie"

I love that song "Constant Sorrow" from the movie "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou". Beautiful harmonies.

[avgas]

dont need to have one...

/new folder/new folder/virus/DO NOT OPEN/asdf/NOW YOUR FUCKED/THIS IS NOT PORN/WHY DO YOU KEEP OPENING FOLDERS/haha nothing here dumbass/new folder/ok here is the porn/password.exe

lol

[AllanB]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

:innocent:



Or not allowed porn.

Of note the Farmers catalogues we get in the mail have more girls in undies in them that the porn I had as a 13 year old!

[MIXONE]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

:innocent:

TUIS anyone?

[Donor]

You know, he speaks the truth -- I'd hardly count decades-old, hairy-scary bobble-headed 80s nudes as porn so much as something to scare the children with.

Now now, retro is all the rage these days... or so I'm told...


Or not allowed porn.

Of note the Farmers catalogues we get in the mail have more girls in undies in them that the porn I had as a 13 year old!

Ah, how I remember the days of secondary school, all the spotty geeks sticking Elle Mcpherson pics on their ring binders...


TUIS anyone?

You know, if I had feelings I'd be hurt...

...as they say, truth hurts!

Though of occasion, pr0n makes a perfectly suitable substitute to contraceptives! :devil2:

[BIHB@0610]

All the porn I have my wife would want, as it's hers as well.... :love:

Hugs to your wife babe!!! :love: :hug:

[BIHB@0610]

Im a bit like DMNTD, But if i did have any of the other sort, i was going to say i could depend on Scrivy or Planna, But after her comments earlier in the thread im not sure about her anymore.
I mean, if you gave my mum an open topped box full of porn, There would be two funerals to attend.

You can trust me babe :shutup:

seeing as I probably feature in most of it

[DMNTD]

seeing as I probably feature in most of it

...yes indeed and we all appreciated it! :sunny:

[homer]

i have better than you or anyone could ever imagine :yes:
And no i wont tell
lmao

[Mental Trousers]

...yes indeed and we all appreciated it! :sunny:
If it's not on the internet it doesn't count. So best be uploading. Ta.

[Kornholio]

...yes indeed and we all appreciated it! :sunny:

I gave her a 9/10 :sunny:

[DMNTD]

If it's not on the internet it doesn't count. So best be uploading. Ta.
Do you have a PayPal account?



I gave her a 9/10 :sunny:
But why use the duck eh? A bit OTT but hey....quack quack! :banana:

[Donor]

If it's not on the internet it doesn't count. So best be uploading. Ta.

Fuck I have to re-read this thread...

...I just had this weird mental image of MT gagging to see a picture of DMNTDs moobs... *shudder*

I need a drink...

[1 Free Man]

Hehe I suppose I would have been my ex-husband's "porn-buddy" ..... when we split, and the house got sold he was out of town ..... I gave all his porn to his devout Baptist mother ... in an open topped cardboard box .....:banana:

:2thumbsup Nice one!! Geessuss you chick fight dirty when the chips are down!! LOL luv it:laugh:

[alanzs]

Thread hijack



I love that song "Constant Sorrow" from the movie "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou". Beautiful harmonies.

I agree. Great tune! Did you know that that movie is an adaptation of Homers "The Iliad and the Odyssey?" It's true. A classic.... :whocares:

[alanzs]

Hugs to your wife babe!!! :love: :hug:

Hell, she's the star in most of 'em... :whistle:

[Forest]

I agree. Great tune! Did you know that that movie is an adaptation of Homers "The Iliad and the Odyssey?" It's true. A classic.... :whocares:

I would have said it was a homage, rather than an adaptation. But :whocares:

[alanzs]

I would have said it was a homage, rather than an adaptation. But :whocares:
As Ned said to Homer "Okely Dokely!" :clap: