this is funny

[igor]

less than 1.5 hrs old

Scene. Hamilton City

2 lovely female Constables out cruising the street, it is a very quiet night. See a bike and it is being ridden by a Male in a Nazi helemt. Think they better have a chat.

The bike takes off and they can't read the number plate as it only has 3 letters. Comms give the big speel. zero traffic

Chased down into Frankton area at average speeds.

The bike rider attempts to ride into a carpark. Mistake 1. Chain fence at shin height, hits and oops falls off. :doh: Comms is calling for sitrep. Female cops attempting to answer but are laughing to much

Offender picks up bike and rides across carpark towards rail lines. Mistake 2, another chain fence doesn't see it and repeats Mistake 1. :doh:

female really pissing themselves with laughter now.

Bored Nightshift cops appearing out of woodwork for a look.

Offender picks up bike again and starts riding up railway lines in middle of tracks. This is a high usage area in yards and needs a bi of packing up with gravel. Mistake 3. :doh: falls off again.

picks it up and carries on up tracks. cops appearing everywhere. sees one and turns around on tracks. drops bike again :doh:

heads back down tracks and falls off in same place as b4 :doh: :doh: cop catchs him up and does the WWF slam on him. The guy is shagged and apprehended.

poor old Mongrel mob member on a stolen Truimph 900. now in the cells looking at numerous charges :Oi:

the bike came off very well wot i could see

[Sniper]

Hahaha, shows the average brain power of some people who steal. Usually hindered by the slight intake of copious amounts of methamphetamines.

[Hooks]

Well fuck me!!! :thud: ...A classic example of Spud's Criminal Stupidity !! :yeah:
Repetitive even !!! :killingme :killingme :killingme

[erik]

:killingme

If it was his own bike and he was just doing a runner, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

[Riff Raff]

LMFAO :killingme :killingme :killingme What a drongo!!!

[Two Smoker]

LMFAO :killingme :killingme :killingme What a drongo!!!

LMAO!!!! :killingme "Drongo" LMAO

And back to the original post.... LMFAO!!!! He must have been pissed, wish they had video footage... :lol:

[inlinefour]

less than 1.5 hrs old

Scene. Hamilton City

2 lovely female Constables out cruising the street, it is a very quiet night. See a bike and it is being ridden by a Male in a Nazi helemt. Think they better have a chat.

The bike takes off and they can't read the number plate as it only has 3 letters. Comms give the big speel. zero traffic

Chased down into Frankton area at average speeds.

The bike rider attempts to ride into a carpark. Mistake 1. Chain fence at shin height, hits and oops falls off. :doh: Comms is calling for sitrep. Female cops attempting to answer but are laughing to much

Offender picks up bike and rides across carpark towards rail lines. Mistake 2, another chain fence doesn't see it and repeats Mistake 1. :doh:

female really pissing themselves with laughter now.

Bored Nightshift cops appearing out of woodwork for a look.

Offender picks up bike again and starts riding up railway lines in middle of tracks. This is a high usage area in yards and needs a bi of packing up with gravel. Mistake 3. :doh: falls off again.

picks it up and carries on up tracks. cops appearing everywhere. sees one and turns around on tracks. drops bike again :doh:

heads back down tracks and falls off in same place as b4 :doh: :doh: cop catchs him up and does the WWF slam on him. The guy is shagged and apprehended.

poor old Mongrel mob member on a stolen Truimph 900. now in the cells looking at numerous charges :Oi:

the bike came off very well wot i could see


I hope the bike gets all the necessary care required to make a full recovery and is not too traumatised by the whole affair :ride:

[Riff Raff]

LMAO!!!! :killingme "Drongo" LMAO
:Oops: watching too much Neighbours and Home & Away during my incapacitation...........

[scumdog]

What a hoot! Wishe I'd been there. :killingme

Now THAT lack-wit WOULD piss on a live electric fence more than once - or twice - or three times..... :eek:

[sels1]

L.O.L! Good story, good job.

I suppose the owner wont be quite so amused, but at least he will get his bike back

[Warren]

After reading that, all I can say is poor Truimph. Did they get it on video by any chance?

[Jantar]

I hope he is charged with failing to stop, theft of the bike, and with willfully mistreating a classic piece of machinery.

[igor]

I hope he is charged with failing to stop, theft of the bike, and with willfully mistreating a classic piece of machinery.

hes looking at a bit more than that. I spoke with him ad told him ya riding a Trophy not a tiger, Trophy won't go over fences and railway tracks, Tigers will. He had to laugh as he new he was snookered.

Unsure what type owned the bike but it was from Napier way.

No video, i ant seen a video camera in a car for about 10 years.

[igor]

and another one bits the dust

:eyepoke:

[moko]

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No video, i ant seen a video camera in a car for about 10 years.

All traffic cars in the U.K. have video and if they pull you you get invited to sit in the car and watch the video before you start denying things.
Wasn`t you stopped the pommy guy on the 1100 BMW a couple of years back was it,one who put it on the sidestand on the road camber then couldn`t get the bastard great lump off the stand again,,just outside Hammy? Had a mate on a V-max had to give him a hand while cop sat there laughing?Yep,that was me,probably was a story going round the station for a while,cop that stopped me was actually a decent bloke...........didn`t have to laugh so loud though <_<

[Sycophant]

I overheard the comms on a chase in Auckland a while ago (scanner) - some dude on a stolen Honda something-or-other. Fool leads cops on a moderate speed chase around the fringe of the CBD (Ponsonby then K Road) and then heads into Newmarket, where he decides to ride it onto the railway (not smart, this was about 11pm, when there tends to be big freight trains through there). He drops the bike a couple of times (police basically on foot at this time, but helicopter is watching him) and then proceeds to fall down a bank, where he ends up with the bike on top of him until the cops arrive to pick it up.

I was pretty amused listening to it, and the guy in Eagle seemed also the be having a good chuckle.

[Motoracer]

I bet he would have had to be drunk or stoned or both. Funny read tho, would have been heaps better to spectate it.

[F5 Dave]

Um, sorry, just on the other side of the coin, why TF was this guy wearing a Nazi helmet? :blink:

I mean if you are stealing a bike surely you would be best not to draw attention to yourself with a non legal helmet. & 2 as a Mongy presumably he was of an ethnic decent that the Nazis would have wanted to ‘purify’.

Be a bit like BinLaden wearing a McDonalds cap & a Stars’n’Stripes T-shirt.

Maybe he found the helmet by the bike.

[guzzi_nz]

Um, sorry, just on the other side of the coin, why TF was this guy wearing a Nazi helmet? :blink:

I mean if you are stealing a bike surely you would be best not to draw attention to yourself with a non legal helmet. & 2 as a Mongy presumably he was of an ethnic decent that the Nazis would have wanted to ‘purify’.

Be a bit like BinLaden wearing a McDonalds cap & a Stars’n’Stripes T-shirt.

Maybe he found the helmet by the bike.

Seen it before alot of gangs use nazi flags or wear SS gear but dont under stand what they mean :stoogie:
also see confedation flag of the south which is very funny to be used by then :2guns: :raghead:

[spudchucka]

& 2 as a Mongy presumably he was of an ethnic decent that the Nazis would have wanted to ‘purify’.
Cracks me up that one. The MMM like to shout "Sieg Heil" at each other as a greeting and they display swastika's as some sort of gang regalia. Shows how thick they are in my opinion!

[spudchucka]

Seen it before alot of gangs use nazi flags or wear SS gear but dont under stand what they mean :stoogie:
also see confedation flag of the south which is very funny to be used by then :2guns: :raghead:
The majority of NZ gangs can't come up with their own insignia and simply adapt whatever they think looks cool or is used by groups similar to their own overseas.

[MSTRS]

NZ - home of 60,000,000, plus a few, sheep

[Biff]

All traffic cars in the U.K. <_<

Not all - most. Depends on the traffic division. Sorry to be pedantic but I've spent the last few years working with most of them on certain aspects of their in vehicle kit. Yawn.