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Morcs
19th June 2008, 15:09
LINK HERE (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-160983410.htm)

awesome quotes:

This is a smaller version of CBR1000RR


This bike couples low-end torque with serious acceleration


This is a 3/4 size direct copy of the CBR1000RR


Quality Workmanship

Has anyone seen Mirrors THAT GAY before? seriously :laugh:

This might have to be the GAYEST bike I have ever seen - honda's are gay, but an immitation Honda is as gay as you can get...

discuss...
oh and;

This is way better than a scooter and the COOLEST 125CC IN TOWN
Aprilia RS125 anyone?

marioc
19th June 2008, 15:11
thats fairly homo alright

nudemetalz
19th June 2008, 15:14
Should be easy to get tyres for - 120/50x16 and 140/50x16.... :no::laugh:

McDuck
19th June 2008, 15:27
It looks like a bad coppy of somthing. Like when you see a 'ferrari' kit car.

Headbanger
19th June 2008, 15:29
Its supergay, which is pretty much equal gayness to all sports-bikes.

How is that one any different?

Trouser
19th June 2008, 15:30
Those mirrors look like snails eyes.

Yuck.

vifferman
19th June 2008, 15:35
WTF is up with those mirrors?!? :eek5:

But.... if you put proper mirrors on, and took the gay decals off, it'd look a damn sight better.

Yeah yeah - it'd still be teh ghey, but not embarrassingly, mincingly, PriscillaQueenOfTheDesert ghey.

fireball
19th June 2008, 15:39
CBR vs FXR vs scorpio on roids

jrandom
19th June 2008, 15:40
The mirrors may look gay, but they probably work, which is more than you can say for plenty of sprotbikes.

megageoff76
19th June 2008, 15:56
Those mirrors look like snails eyes.

Yuck.


If you rode that you'd look like the guy from the Neverending story on the racing snail.

vindy500
19th June 2008, 15:57
This bike is slightly smaller than a full size bike as it's got 16 inch Aluminum wheels not 17 inch

:Playnice:


my gpx is a real bike.....

Maki
19th June 2008, 16:07
It's got USD forks so it has to be good...

ajturbo
19th June 2008, 16:42
Swing Arm Would Look Good On My Bucket...

MDR2
19th June 2008, 16:59
If it had bar end mirrors instead, and got rid of the chrome and lost the labelling.... id ride it.

2 wheels and a motor is all i ask.

firefighter
19th June 2008, 17:04
I'd like to see which 1000cc CBR those mirrors came off!!!

Quite possibly the gayest bike on trademe.

FilthyLuka
19th June 2008, 18:10
Arg... Kill it.

Katman
19th June 2008, 18:26
I just sicked in my mouth.

Wiki Drifter
19th June 2008, 18:49
It's time to illegalise chrome. Petition your local MP

ital916
19th June 2008, 19:00
Haha I was waiting to see how long it would take kb to cotton on to its existence and try to kill it. I agree...mega gay. Those mirrors are ridiculously gay. Burn it!...we should have an active volcano into which we can cast it from whence it came.

Coyote
19th June 2008, 20:12
FUCK THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Must have one.



Seriously



Hot chicks don't know any better... they thought my old RG was cool...

Aero165
19th June 2008, 21:54
:shutup:.......Besides the mirrors and the blue flames I reckon it looks pretty sweet. I know if I was 15 again and my parents bought me that I'd be super stoked! Maybe I just have bad taste...?

Insanity_rules
19th June 2008, 22:58
Hey easy on the honda's there.. But yeah that is so gay. Any member caught buying that is in for a group kicking.

MDR2
20th June 2008, 08:11
FUCK THAT'S AWESOME!!!

Must have one.



Seriously



Hot chicks don't know any better... they thought my old RG was cool...

The reality is they were probably over come by 2 stroke fumes and weren't in the right mind to be making those kinds of decisions :D

MidnightMike
20th June 2008, 15:27
LINK HERE (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-160983410.htm)

Has anyone seen Mirrors THAT GAY before? seriously :laugh:

This might have to be the GAYEST bike I have ever seen - honda's are gay, but an immitation Honda is as gay as you can get...


You forget that one of its features is its SCOOTER SIZED FUEL TANK!!!! :lol:


5 Liter Gas Tank

And with all that chrome weighing you down it'll only make it to the dairy and back before it runs out!

imdying
20th June 2008, 16:58
If it had bar end mirrors instead, and got rid of the chrome and lost the labelling.... id ride it.

2 wheels and a motor is all i ask.


It's time to illegalise chrome. Petition your local MP


You forget that one of its features is its SCOOTER SIZED FUEL TANK!!!! :lol:



And with all that chrome weighing you down it'll only make it to the dairy and back before it runs out!



Chrome? The black sportsbike with the ugly mirrors right? The only chrome on that is the fork legs.

Trouser
20th June 2008, 18:44
Chrome? The black sportsbike with the ugly mirrors right? The only chrome on that is the fork legs.

Tis true. The rest is polished aluminium alloy.

I would be a little sceptical about the fork legs as well.

There could possibly be no chrome on that at all.

imdying
20th June 2008, 18:59
Just amuses me that it's getting slammed by a bunch of dicks that don't even know what they're looking at.

RantyDave
20th June 2008, 19:06
Look in the first picture, kinda in the middle, where you'd want your knee to go. Well, not your knee clearly. But you see what I mean. See it? Does that look like a kick starter to you?

What a horrible horrible shitter. The more I look the more appalled I am. Particularly the swing arm. I can't look at it without imaging it being all shiny ... and snapped.

It is a bizarre Chinese copy of a CBR1000 though. Cross bred with a snail, clearly.

Good find. What a fucking horrible bike.

Dave

Coyote
20th June 2008, 19:39
The reality is they were probably over come by 2 stroke fumes and weren't in the right mind to be making those kinds of decisions :D
Don't you mean over come by my stunning good looks? :p

Joakes, I'm a munter.

Trouser
20th June 2008, 20:26
Just amuses me that it's getting slammed by a bunch of dicks that don't even know what they're looking at.

Which is obviously the next big thing in awesomeness.

I might buy two to double cool points. Can the world handle that many cool points?:not:

nudemetalz
20th June 2008, 22:01
And they apparently go too.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxHRCP3pQ4

RantyDave
20th June 2008, 22:55
And they apparently go to.....
Oh dear. Can you un-see something?

Dave

Slingshot
21st June 2008, 00:07
And they apparently go to.....

That is [quote]serious acceleration

headlesschicken
21st June 2008, 13:56
not only has it got usds, but long travel too :Punk:

guihuowu
1st July 2008, 23:36
man that is ugrlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i feel sorry for the owner....

bladerider97
2nd July 2008, 08:56
Here is a link to a website selling them, seems to have the same quotes

http://www.extrememotorsales.com/phoenix125ccsportbike.htm

Check out the Accessories avaliable "Honda CBR Stickers & Mirror". I bet honda would love that.

musicman
2nd July 2008, 13:51
Here is a link to a website selling them, seems to have the same quotes

http://www.extrememotorsales.com/phoenix125ccsportbike.htm

Check out the Accessories avaliable "Honda CBR Stickers & Mirror". I bet honda would love that.

Without the mirrors some of those paint schemes don't look all that bad...

bladerider97
2nd July 2008, 15:42
Without the mirrors some of those paint schemes don't look all that bad...

I agree, in a single color it looks not to bad (bar the mirrors). If you rocked up to school on one of these or step through scooter, I know who the chicks would digg. Especially if you had the "Honda CBR stickers"

musicman
2nd July 2008, 15:53
I agree, in a single color it looks not to bad (bar the mirrors). If you rocked up to school on one of these or step through scooter, I know who the chicks would digg. Especially if you had the "Honda CBR stickers"

But you could also rock up to school on a CBR125 (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Honda%20CBR125&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi) or a YZF-R125 (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=active&q=Yamaha+YZF-R125), and who would the chicks dig then?

The Yamaha R125 looks awesome... :drool: (for a 125cc bike)

Coyote
2nd July 2008, 16:48
and who would the chicks dig then?

They don't know any better. They'll think most things with 2 wheels are cool so long as it isn't scratched up or smoking.

guihuowu
2nd July 2008, 22:06
They don't know any better. They'll think most things with 2 wheels are cool so long as it isn't scratched up or smoking.

totally agreed mate

bladerider97
3rd July 2008, 08:42
But you could also rock up to school on a CBR125 (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Honda%20CBR125&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi) or a YZF-R125 (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=active&q=Yamaha+YZF-R125), and who would the chicks dig then?

The Yamaha R125 looks awesome... :drool: (for a 125cc bike)

With the money you save, you will be able to buy alot of cheap wine to get her drunk with.
Although you will look like a cock when it wont start because the piston was made out of cheese

guihuowu
5th September 2008, 19:57
IT'S BACK AGAIN.....................:slap:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-173787482.htm

cs363
5th September 2008, 20:04
And they apparently go too.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxHRCP3pQ4



Sounds like my bottom after a particularly nasty chicken vindaloo and fourteen pints of lager...... :sick::argh:

Nagash
5th September 2008, 20:09
Oh my god..

I wouldn't even know where to begin picking the shit out of that TradeMe ad.

I'll just leave it at good luck with the sale..

cs363
5th September 2008, 20:14
Style: Sports



Model: FIR.race-edition.



Engine size: 200cc



Kilometres: less than 1000km



Year: 2008




brand new latest model,200cc single cylinder water cooled 2008 race edition sports/bike.,these bikes are 17hp models, compared to the old ones had 10hp.(not yet vinned/rego/warranted. waiting for the certifier.) $2500cash and you get it vinned etc.)or $3500 and i get it vinned .with upside down front forks,gullwing rear swing arm.tripple disc brakes,performance under seat exhaust.steel braded brake lines.
twin cats eyes headlights.electric start.alloy mags.(polished)proper kehin pz26 race carb with pod filter.racing clutch,also has led taillight.factory specs says it can do (130 kmph.)5-speed.exellent track bike.
OR MIGHT SWOP FOR BOAT ON TRAILER TO SAME VALUE.

(please note that this bike was ordered by a customer to be used on the track, but the customer passed away before paying and collecting it, due to an car accident).

also has two pot brake calipers.(brembo)
(can be seen testing on youtube, type in phoenix 200.)and you can see a few guys testing this bike from different countrys).
feel free to ask any quistions thks.please note these are made in china under japanese supervision, and are replicas of the honda cbr1000rr.(why buy an ugly bike with no fairing, like the yamaha scorpion.(yuk) for $4000 if you can have this stylish superbike for almost the same price . a much better looking bike than alot of the 250cc.just to let you all know, i found stickers on the motor that says, powerd by honda.under the seat?will fit them soon and post new pictures.new picture loaded with stickers on.




I couldn't read this ad without muttering 'WTF' under my breath every second (badly spelled) word.
I'd be surprised if the brakes were actually real Brembo's, and can anyone see the sticker where it actually says 'powered by Honda'???
Track bike????
OMG I feel ill.....

From the pics outside the building this looks like the same guy that was selling those dodgy trail bikes a while back .....remember the YZF replica's?? (cough choke splutter)
If the government/LTSA were as concerned about our collective safety as they try to make out, these pieces of crap would never make it past the border!

cs363
5th September 2008, 20:15
Oh my god..

I wouldn't even know where to begin picking the shit out of that TradeMe ad.

I'll just leave it at good luck with the sale..

Oh go on......have a go!! :lol: