Excess body hair?

[Mom]

Ok fess up you lot. Who among us has noticed an excess of body hair sprouting up today/night? It is the full moon after all. Folklore tells us today/night is the night that all the weird folk come out to play.

Tell us the best FULL MOON story you have...

:corn: :corn:

[Pussy]

Aaah Oooo, Werewolves of London...

[Number One]

Hubbies mum will tell ya all about it - she mans 111 for the coppers in Wangavegas...man she has some good stories!

Oh and yes I am hairyer than usual...can't face the pain of my epilator at the moment...it's winter I wear trousers all the time anyway!

Got a problem with that?!

[Bren]

bugger....and i thought i was allowed to play EVERY night!

[98tls]

Hubbies mum will tell ya all about it - she mans 111 for the coppers in Wangavegas...man she has some good stories!

Oh and yes I am hairyer than usual...can't face the pain of my epilator at the moment...it's winter I wear trousers all the time anyway!

Got a problem with that?! Funny you say that my old lady works on 111 in Ch-Ch and she swears it goes mad on a full moon.

[Pedrostt500]

owwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[Mom]

Hubbies mum will tell ya all about it - she mans 111 for the coppers in Wangavegas...man she has some good stories!

Oh and yes I am hairyer than usual...can't face the pain of my epilator at the moment...it's winter I wear trousers all the time anyway!

Got a problem with that?!

Apparently I am restricted to the amount of bling I can deliver in 24 hours...LOL

I once refused to shave my legs until we were in our new house as things seemed to be taking sooooo long to get done. You have no idea how friggen revolting that looks after a couple of months......:eek5:

[Pussy]

My bikini line is out of control...

[98tls]

My bikini line is out of control... Horrible when they get stuck in your teeth eh.:pinch:

[Pussy]

Organic dental floss?

[Number One]

You have no idea how friggen revolting that looks after a couple of months......:eek5:

Sadly I do.......................:blink:

[Pussy]

Sadly I do.......................:blink:

And you reckon I'M a hairy looking bugger :bleh:

[Number One]

And you reckon I'M a hairy looking bugger :bleh:
Hey if my face looked like yours...or my legs for that matter - I'd be crying into my incontinent pants all alone...


O wait...:blink:...well at least I'm not ALL alone anyway :bleh:

[Hitcher]

My hair is perfect.

[Number One]

My hair is perfect.
So where do you keep it?

[Coyote]

I've noticed myself getting hairier since I turned 13...

[Stirts]

My hair is perfect.


So where do you keep it?

On his back and crack?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=220&pictureid=3510

[Pussy]

Hey if my face looked like yours...or my legs for that matter - I'd be crying into my incontinent pants all alone...


O wait...:blink:...well at least I'm not ALL alone anyway :bleh:

Pussy slinks off to trim beard....

[Number One]

Pussy slinks off to trim beard....
Beards are way more becoming on fellas - don't feel bad ;)

[MIXONE]

My hair is perfect.


So where do you keep it?

In a box beside his bed.

[MIXONE]

I'll fess up,full moons and me drinking bourbon can cause some hairy times.
Example.Waking up one morning after a night of wierd dreams about dancing on cars and swan diving from roof to car bonnet.The phone ringing was what woke me up.Friend opens conversation with "Fuck man what were you doing last night to write off Paul's car?"