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Two Smoker

6th January 2005, 08:11

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 08:18

Take 2 rides & call me tomorrow if there's no improvement. What problem?

Yokai

6th January 2005, 08:20

Yeah - I've got a problem with you. It's your riding style .... I can't stand it anymore... it's not that you do stoppies or monos or anything - its just those leathers... MAN get them FIXED (unless that's what RR likes - ooooohhh - now there's a thought - is that how that happened?!)

:2thumbsup :bleh: :laugh:

Coyote

6th January 2005, 08:21

I hardly know ye

Stevo

6th January 2005, 08:23

But if you start backstabbing fellow KB members and me, i get fucked off....

So say it now.

Is this a problem? I thought the only slagging off was by certain newbies that did not realise the backlash of their actions/words would create.

"Evewy day I fink diss is a gweat place" -a Toyota ad a few years ago.

crashe

6th January 2005, 08:25

What problem are you having.....?
Send them to me and I will sort them out for ya...lol

Seriously, I have no problem with you or anyone else for that matter....
Heck I hardly know any of you lot at all.... except meeting a few on a few rides, and so far I like the lot of ya's....
For me all I want is to get out there to ride.... and meet lots more other riders...

So come on folks, lets all play nice out there....

Paul in NZ

6th January 2005, 08:25

Take a chill pill mate!

90% of the people here have never met you, seen you ride or know Riff Raff. Direct your spleen where it counts as casting wide might catch only diversions....

Paul N

Two Smoker

6th January 2005, 08:29

Take a chill pill mate!

90% of the people here have never met you, seen you ride or know Riff Raff. Direct your spleen where it counts as casting wide might catch only diversions....

Paul NYep, i dont want to catch diversions. But i do know alot of people on KB...

Lets stop the gossip now ok? Yes i got charged with Dangerous Driving and Failing to stop for Blue and Red Flashing lights. None of you know the circumstances or what happened.

Yes i crashed my GSX-R600, and yes im going to fix it with my own money. None of you know how that happened either.

vifferman

6th January 2005, 08:33

Yep, i dont want to catch diversions. That's a model of Yamaha, innit?

Lets stop the gossip now ok? Yes i got charged with Dangerous Driving and Failing to stop for Blue and Red Flashing lights. None of you know the circumstances or what happened.

Yes i crashed my GSX-R600, and yes im going to fix it with my own money. None of you know how that happened either.So... this thread was just a roundabout way to fess up to your wrongdoings? :spudwhat:

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 08:35

Yep, i dont want to catch diversions. But i do know alot of people on KB...

Lets stop the gossip now ok? Yes i got charged with Dangerous Driving and Failing to stop for Blue and Red Flashing lights. None of you know the circumstances or what happened.

Yes i crashed my GSX-R600, and yes im going to fix it with my own money. None of you know how that happened either.
That''s a total bummer.............but never let the truth get in the way of a good gossip :sneaky2:

crashe

6th January 2005, 08:39

Yep, i dont want to catch diversions. But i do know alot of people on KB...

Lets stop the gossip now ok? Yes i got charged with Dangerous Driving and Failing to stop for Blue and Red Flashing lights. None of you know the circumstances or what happened.

Yes i crashed my GSX-R600, and yes im going to fix it with my own money. None of you know how that happened either.

Well mate I didnt know about this, so I guess that it proves I ain't into gossip.... and if ya got caught then you pay the price... just like everyone else would...

Good luck in fixing ya bike, and I hope its back on the road real soon.

6th January 2005, 08:40

Yeah! Let them have it CHRIS!!!! RAHHHHHHH

:mellow:

Don't worry about it dude, it's all good :)

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 08:55

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face. say it now.

I think I'm in love with you...............
;)

vifferman

6th January 2005, 08:57

Good luck in fixing ya bike, and I hope its back on the road real soon.Indeed.

:calm:

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 08:57

I think I'm in love with you...............
;)
I have a problem with that! :lol:

Ghost Lemur

6th January 2005, 09:01

TS - Never met you but got to know you from this forum, and you're all good as far as I'm concerned.

As for RR (not Racey) and you. Finding someone you like and who in turn likes you is a fantastic thing. Good luck to the both of you.

As for doing a runner (well failing to stop), didn't know it till you mentioned it. Now that you have I think it illustrates something I've thought for a while. There is still a difference between Death, you, and the other senior members, who have on occassion for one reason or other failed to stop, and the likes of Mikey, The One, etc, who come on and use their first post to brag, as if it's cool. All of you have done the same act, but you don't go around acting like it gives you a big penis.

As for crashing your gixerk5..... ZOMFG :eek: Glad you're obviously ok, what happened (don't have to explain if you don't want to)? Hope the damage wasn't too sevre(sp?).

Sounds like you need to go for a tao ride, clear your head, and put everything in perspective. You're young, healthy, happy, and going places. Couldn't get much better if you ask me.

"When you are constantly hearing offensive words and always
have some irritating matter in mind, only then do you have a
whetstone for character development. If you hear only what pleases
you, and deal only with what thrills you, then you are burying your
life in deadly poison."

" Compromise to please others is not as good as integrity that
annoys others. Rather than be praised without being good, it is
better to be slandered without being bad. "

- Back to Beginnings, Reflections on the Tao by Huanchu Daoren

BRIANO

6th January 2005, 09:01

Hey Two Smoker. Bad luck with the law. Why didn't you just tell him it was a Suzuki and he would of let you off...... :thud:

No seriously mate never met you but I hear Riff Raff is into walking right now so enjoy it.

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 09:02

I have a problem with that! :lol:

sharing can be fun........ :innocent:

6th January 2005, 09:03

I have a problem with that! :lol:
YAY!!! cat fight!!! :shit:

:catfight emoticon:

:laugh:

riffer

6th January 2005, 09:03

Wasn't me buddy. :whistle:

I've heard nought but good things about you (mainly from that other Auckland motorcycle destruction-tester).

Sad to hear that lovely new Gixxer is bent. Hopefully its as easy to fix as Frosty's will be.

Hang in there. Most of us think you're pretty ok...

Hooks

6th January 2005, 09:13

Mate ignore them ....live your life the way you want to ...be your own man and enjoy it !! It's short enough as it is without having to stop and listen to others opinions of you. If you make a mistake then learn from it and move on !!
Now all that shit said .... you bent the new one !!! ...... :bash: :doh: :lol:

Ride hard mate and enjoy every minute of it ... I hope you fix the 600 and get out on it again soon...

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 09:14

sharing can be fun........ :innocent:
There's plenty of toyboys to be had on KB - try them first, and then we'll think about it!!!! :bleh:

Racey Rider

6th January 2005, 09:15

Yep, i dont want to catch diversions. But i do know alot of people on KB...

Lets stop the gossip now ok? Yes i got charged with Dangerous Driving and Failing to stop for Blue and Red Flashing lights. None of you know the circumstances or what happened.

Yes i crashed my GSX-R600, and yes im going to fix it with my own money. None of you know how that happened either.

When was that? Did the two happen at the same time?
Why didn't you tell us you Duffa? Were Family,, we tell the good and the bad, and learn from each other.

I agree with what was said about us all making mistakes, and it the way we say it which makes us a Prick, not what we did!

6Chris6

6th January 2005, 09:16

I've got no problem with you Chris (appart from not being ablr to keep up with a 150).
There is a couple of people here i don't like riding with, but your not one of them.

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 09:16

YAY!!! cat fight!!! :shit:

:catfight emoticon:

:laugh:

How about mud wrestling???? :laugh:

6th January 2005, 09:17

There's plenty of toyboys to be had on KB - try them first, and then we'll think about it!!!! :bleh:
Haha...
I'm stuffed, apparently I scare most of them. How cool is that? :eek:

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 09:20

How about mud wrestling???? :laugh:
Or jelly? That way if we get hungry halfway through we can have a snack!

White trash

6th January 2005, 09:23

Hooks

6th January 2005, 09:28

The rest of you however, I have a problem with.

:Oi: I already said .... I ain't buyin' a new bike.... :ar15: :beer:

Yokai

6th January 2005, 09:29

Or jelly? That way if we get hungry halfway through we can have a snack!

Ok - Ok - I've got these weird and cool images now... No wonder TS has those extra vents in his leathers - its to keep him cool with all these mud/jelly wrestling ladies fighting over him... luck sod. All I need now is to get Mrs Y in there, and I'm laughing
:shifty:

Not that I ain't already!
:pinch:

vifferman

6th January 2005, 09:32

Wasn't me buddy. :whistle:.It was me! I dunnit!

Urrrr.... um... what exactly is it that I've confessed to this time? :spudwhat:
I sort of... got caught up in the moment.... :blink:

Hitcher

6th January 2005, 09:32

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face, PM me or bring it up here on this thread.

If its about my riding style, recent events, my breaking of others bikes, my relationship with Riff Raff, bring it up now.

Ive got the balls to ask it, so how about those with a problem with me have the fucking balls to say it here.

If you have a problem with me thats fine, doesnt change my attitde towards you, but hopefully improves me as a person...

But if you start backstabbing fellow KB members and me, i get fucked off....

So say it now.
A generally well spelt and punctuated rant. But I have absolutely no idea what you are on about. I have been told that subtlety is wasted on me so may have missed something hidden amongst the tea leaves.

Three words of advice: Get over yourself.

FROSTY

6th January 2005, 09:33

yea Ok TS I admit it I have a fucking problem with you :gob:
I find you a fucking bike so you can come into my sandpit and play --How do ya show ya gratitude--By going fucking faster than me. :mad: :mad:
Im man enough to wanna see you in person and sort it out.--Hmm let me see
Pukie -march 16th --weapon of choice -seing as you challeged me -- zxr400 motorcycles.
Seriously dude -look if anyone has a problem with ya -so be it
Im sure i rub people up the wrong way too -ya aint gonna please everybody in this community.

vifferman

6th January 2005, 09:38

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 09:43

There's plenty of toyboys to be had on KB - try them first, and then we'll think about it!!!! :bleh:

That's a good idea..... :niceone:

However, I'd better stick with what I've already got.....they're enough to keep my hands full! :D

White trash

6th January 2005, 10:11

So, Mr TS - do you feel a right tit now that you've publicly aired your feelings and wrongdoings and no-one knew what you were talking about? :o

Ummmm, I don't think the people the thread was directed at have responded publicly.

Who's the tit now? :o

toads

6th January 2005, 10:15

Haha...
I'm stuffed, apparently I scare most of them. How cool is that? :eek:

only the chicken ones!! LOL, you're hilarious girl!!

Biff

6th January 2005, 10:18

If you're the guy that wrote that painfully annoying tune for the freakin Warehouse TV advert - then yeah I have a problem with you.

...otherwise, no problem here my stressed friend.

Valium - The gateway to relaxation

Yokai

6th January 2005, 10:20

Ummmm, I don't think the people the thread was directed at have responded publicly.

Probably not - fact is that if they are backstabbing arseholes* (whoever they are and whatever they said about what - I'm lost now) They aren't likely to throw their hats into the ring... I'd be surprised if they actually even PMed TS ...

* - I don't know, not my place to know

NOTE: This post reflects the view of the poster pre-coffee and during a meeting, some seriousneds may be inferred - but spelling might be a little off, as I am typing under a desk at the moment, hiding from my boss. I'm not under the desk - teh keybpoard is.

toads

6th January 2005, 10:21

well twosmoker, I am not sure if I've met you or not, but I can't say I have a problem with anyone on kiwibikers, hey, anyone who rides a bike will feel bad for you knowing your bike is out of action, and what you do in your private life is noones business but your own. If you and a fellow kiwibiker have got a little more in common than just bikes well that's just plain cool!!!
I really can't imagine why anyone would have a problem with that!

But from your generally agitated post I think you need to get your bike fixed pronto mate. Then take a nice refreshing ride through some seriously twisty roads.

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 10:22

Or jelly? That way if we get hungry halfway through we can have a snack!

We've got to meet....I like the way you think girl! :2thumbsup

Paul in NZ

6th January 2005, 10:23

That's a good idea..... :niceone:

However, I'd better stick with what I've already got.....they're enough to keep my hands full! :D

What? :eek5:

BOTH hands??

Cor!

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 10:28

What? :eek5:

BOTH hands??

Cor!

:innocent: Well, my hands are quite small.....

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 10:32

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face.
Yea bro, I'll back you up! Anyone messes wit TS, messes wit me. :stoogie:

Fight! Fight! Fight!

jimbo600

6th January 2005, 10:37

I hate every muthafucker

merv

6th January 2005, 10:40

This must be one of the saddest threads I've seen. TS if you had a problem with some people why didn't you just approach them? This way you've aired it for all us uninvolved and rather bemused enthusiast bikers for what purpose?

So as I've never met you, in answer to the thread title, no I don't have a problem with you. Should I?

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 10:40

Hey guys, just thought I'd clarify a few things since Chris is at work and can't comment on any posts til he gets home tonight........ Firstly his failing to stop for the red and blues was a genuine mistake - he wasn't doing a runner, he just didn't hear or see them. Secondly he's had to put up with me being in tears a lot of the time due to the destructive forces of gossip and rumour at my work, which I haven't been able to defend myself against because I'm off on ACC. Anger at my situation and then finding a few people are gossiping about him probably caused an overeaction, but is fueled by the need to nip this sort of thing in the bud before it becomes really destructive. I think more than anything he is trying to protect me because I've got enough crap to deal with at the moment. We all know he has a lot of really good mates out there - there's just one or two people who thrive on making peoples lives miserable - and any reaction just fuels their actions.

So I'd just like to shout a very load Hooray to all you wonderful guys out there who make everyones days that much brighter just by being on here and warbling on about stuff and things, with a little bit of nonsense thrown in. You're all choice chaps and chix!

vifferman

6th January 2005, 10:44

Ummmm, I don't think the people the thread was directed at have responded publicly.

Who's the tit now? :oMust be you. Coz I'm not talking to you, unless you cut us a sweet, sweet deal, mmmm..... sweeet, sweeeet deal, droool... etc. etc.
Or summat.
Or not.

Don't care.

(This is your cue to take offense, slander me, etc. etc.
If you want to....)

Blakamin

6th January 2005, 10:45

I hate every muthafucker
But you're a Pom so we dont care :2thumbsup (waits for aussie jokes)

Sorry to hear about the bike and the fuzz bit TS... hope to see ya ride at manfield one day as frosty says you and MR have got what it takes.... (bit worried about what he meant.... hope it was bikes)

:niceone:

and tell the wankers, as an eighties hair-band Cinderella once said, "If you dont like it, I dont care"

vifferman

6th January 2005, 10:48

You're all choice chaps and chix!Yeah, you too!
You're a Top Bloke. Errr.... Blokess. :niceone:
Even taking the alleged blubber into account.:shifty:

riffer

6th January 2005, 10:49

If you're the guy that wrote that painfully annoying tune for the freakin Warehouse TV advert - then yeah I have a problem with you.

That tune was written, played and sung by one Derek Archer, the former proprieter of Crescendo studios and owner of Pirate "Open your Buccaneers" Radio, one of Wellingtons more interesting characters.

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on what he thought of you) he died in the middle of a City Council session, after making a very loud and vocal protest about I'm not sure what.

A very colourful bloke. I'm pleased to have known him, although I can't say he was easy to put up with. A great sound engineer though.

jimbo600

6th January 2005, 10:49

But you're a Pom so we dont care :2thumbsup (waits for aussie jokes)

But I'm a kiwi now aint I guv cor blimey

jrandom

6th January 2005, 10:52

spelt

Why must you insist on using annoying word variations with secondary meanings, you Honda-riding pedantrist, you?

Spelt is good if you want to make wholesome gluggy-tasting New Agey baked goods.

But I prefer to tell people how things should be spelled...

ching_ching

6th January 2005, 10:53

YAY!!! cat fight!!! :shit:

:catfight emoticon:

:laugh:

Catfight?? Where?? Shit, where's my camera!! May I have one paddle pool filled with jello and mud please!! :2thumbsup

jrandom

6th January 2005, 11:00

I'm Splaticus!

And I'm all agog to hear the Crash Story and the Dangerous Driving Rap story, now. Why have we been denied such juice, eh?

Come on Chris, spill. I'm bored. Snot fair to go referring darkly to interesting crashes and dates with policemen without giving details.

Goes against the Unwritten Bike Forum Rules, dunnit. If you want to keep a bin or court date secret, fine, but if you mention it you gotta spill the good stuff for general entertainment and educational purposes.

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 11:00

I hate every muthafucker
Yea I am not a big fan of people who are into incest either.

jrandom

6th January 2005, 11:01

Yea I am not a big fan of people who are into incest either.

I'm dead against it, unless both sisters are hot.

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 11:02

A generally well spelt and punctuated rant. But I have absolutely no idea what you are on about. I have been told that subtlety is wasted on me so may have missed something hidden amongst the tea leaves.

Three words of advice: Get over yourself.
Doesn't subtlty have no 'e'

Hitcher

6th January 2005, 11:02

But I prefer to tell people how things should be spelled...
Spelled means rested. Tsk.

vifferman

6th January 2005, 11:04

I'm dead against it, unless both sisters are hot.With six fingers on each hand. And foot.
And have nice boobies.

(:Oops: Am I allowed to say "boobies" on here?)

Hitcher

6th January 2005, 11:05

Doesn't subtlty have no 'e'
Your comment lacks subtlety...

jrandom

6th January 2005, 11:09

Doesn't subtlty have no 'e'

Rule Number One of Hitcher-Baiting: Get it right.

Rule Number Two: Make really, really sure you got it right.

www.dictionary.com is an invaluable tool for the would-be sportsman.

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 11:09

Catfight?? Where?? Shit, where's my camera!! May I have one paddle pool filled with jello and mud please!! :2thumbsup

Photos available on request.....for a small fee :msn-wink:

Coyote

6th January 2005, 11:10

I was glancing this read, just quickly lookin through it, then I see this

I'm Spartacus!

WFT?!

jrandom

6th January 2005, 11:11

I was glancing this read, just quickly lookin through it, then I see this

WTF?!

Become a Kubrick fan and all will be made clear, grasshopper.

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 11:11

Photos available on request.....for a small fee :msn-wink:
I'd pay to see that. How much is it?

vifferman

6th January 2005, 11:11

I was glancing this read, just quickly lookin through it, then I see this

WTF?!Oh - it was a keyboard dyslexia error. It was meant to be "Spurticus". I specked he'll correct it presently. Ish.

Yokai

6th January 2005, 11:14

But I prefer to tell people how things should be spelled...

Spelled means rested. Tsk.

Spelt. A word can be spelt differently. But in US english the common form is spelled.

However:
The witch spelled the word "Spelt" in order to describe a wheat-free flour substitute. She then spelled the cat into a toad which gave her a brief spell away from her cooking. She wished that she could have someone to spell her while she was cooking.

Good grief. Ugh.

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 11:17

I'd pay to see that. How much is it?
:Oi: LL you haven't even discussed this with me... we need to work out prices, percentages, rights, DVD's etc etc.
Sheesh I'm off to create a quincunx.

yeah yeah, just reading the dictionary cos I'm so bored....

Blakamin

6th January 2005, 11:21

Sheesh I'm off to create a quincunx.

yeah yeah, just reading the dictionary cos I'm so bored....
And making a square or rectangle with something in the middle is gunna help???? :whistle:

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 11:23

And making a square or rectangle with something in the middle is gunna help???? :whistle:
Well I could get really anal and have everything lined up with solar eclipses, leylines in upper Borogravia and wotnot, and then expound a new theory on the origin of termites!

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 11:24

I'd pay to see that. How much is it?

I'm sure we can come to some agreement on price......will have to talk it over with RR...... :)

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 11:26

:Oi: LL you haven't even discussed this with me... we need to work out prices, percentages, rights, DVD's etc etc.

Maybe we need a manager????

Any volunteers?

vifferman

6th January 2005, 11:30

Maybe we need a manager????

Any volunteers?Yeah, I'll do it.
It's a tough road, but someone's gotta chew it.

Coyote

6th January 2005, 11:34

Maybe we need a manager????

Any volunteers?
I can count to ten!!! Do I qualify?

Blakamin

6th January 2005, 11:40

Well I could get really anal and have everything lined up with solar eclipses, leylines in upper Borogravia and wotnot, and then expound a new theory on the origin of termites!
once read a good book on leylines..... cant remember if it was before or after I read the Melbourne A-K phone book out of boredom... (had finished the dictionary by this stage)

Motu

6th January 2005, 11:41

Shit,I better appear on this thread to clear my name...looks like whoever doesn't respond is the culprit,I'm picking it will be wickd.(can't even remember how he spelleded it)

Saw some KB people yesterday,including you Chris,no nasty gossip was exchanged,Adam and I talked about how easy it is to stuff up on a 2 stroke....and,um...I did ask about the 600 as I suspected something,was told it was not a nice sight and left it at that.I can't critisise you mate,you've got a long way to go before you are as big an idiot as I was at your age.

Blakamin

6th January 2005, 11:48

(:Oops: Am I allowed to say "boobies" on here?)
you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 11:53

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)
Woohoo!!!! :devil2: he he he

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 11:54

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)
You mean there are rools here ??? Fuck me sideways :confused2

Blakamin

6th January 2005, 11:58

You mean there are rools here ??? Fuck me sideways :confused2
yeah.... say what ya want.... but dont be a complete prick

I think thats all of them......

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 12:03

Yeah, I'll do it.
It's a tough road, but someone's gotta chew it.

I just knew that there would be some kind soul who would volunteeer to help RR and I out!

Thanks!

Makes me go all warm and fuzzy....photos of that are extra! :)

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 12:03

.... but dont be a complete prick

......
Now now, I can't help it if I was born pre-70's

FROSTY

6th January 2005, 12:10

well now hmmm why not let this be a general--the fucking world hates me thread.
:angry2: :angry2: :angry2:

vifferman

6th January 2005, 12:12

well now hmmm why not let this be a general--the fucking world hates me thread.
:angry2: :angry2: :angry2:Yeah!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :devil2:

avgas

6th January 2005, 12:17

So who hates who here?

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 12:17

Yeah!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :devil2:
Why don't we all go down the pub and drown our sorrows in alcamoholic beverages!

vifferman

6th January 2005, 12:20

Why don't we all go down the pub and drown our sorrows in alcamoholic beverages!Sounds like a plan. I'll just check with your manager, to make sure it's not against the rules.:msn-wink:
Check with mine.... WTF?!?! He's not here, the holidaying bastidge!

Hitcher

6th January 2005, 12:20

Fuck me sideways
Now that is against the rules. It's not in the Karma Sutra for a starter...

Ahem...

Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.

Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.

Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.

Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.

Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.

Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.

Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.

Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.

Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.

Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.

Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.

Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.

Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.

"Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye

Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten...

Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed

Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.

Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want

Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.

R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products.

Microsoft Style - Orgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.

Sloth Style - Foreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.

QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.

Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!

Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.

Bullshit artist sex - ook I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.

Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)

Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!

Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.

Mullet style - After a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.

Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.

Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.

Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.

Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.

Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."

Kylie style - should be so lucky

Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it.

Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt

Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.

Nike style - Just do it

Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.

Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.

Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe

Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection.

Math Class style - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.

Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down

The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads

The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear "Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!" Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds without getting thrown off!!

Maths (Advanced) style - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.

Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, "Is it in you?"

Self-actualisation style - Scream your own name when you come.

Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first.

Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she'll swallow!

Porno style - Do it in front of a camera.

Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process.

Sporty style - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus.

Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole.

Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind.

Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club

Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say "like" "like" "like" the whole time.

Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman

Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock.

Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick

Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn't.

Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn.

Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don't have any, they ain't comin' in!

Cantonese Style - Can't support any weight on your knees.

Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you've finished everyone's been screwed.

68 style - Some one is missing.

The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period.

Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride.

Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in.

Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering 'solo' and leaves.

Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear

Osama style - Root with no bush.

99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind.

Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa

Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of "Cheesy-puffs".

Super Couple Style - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female's targeting system!!!

Don't wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who's boozed out on the couch beside you.

Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting!

Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest.

Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It's just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub.

Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him.

Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat.

Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them.

Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your 'To Hit Armour Class 0'. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex.

Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.

Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs

Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin' her until both of ya'll fall (requires strong legs).

S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing

The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner's forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot!

Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say "Fuck you."

Hacker style - Use the back door

Elvis style - Don't drip on my blue suede shoes

Blind Man Style - Use your cane and eventually you'll get in.

Pinocchio style - Get a female to sit on a man's face while he tells lies

Broken Guitar style - Remove g-string.

77 style - Same as 69 only you get (8) ate more.

88 style - Two fat people doing it - just.

Karate Kid style - Whack on, whack off

MSTRS

6th January 2005, 12:21

So who hates who here?
never having meet you, I can safely say............

750Y

6th January 2005, 12:26

crashed your spankin 6 already? arrrgh! glad you're ok.

"i got nothin to say,... 'specially 'bout whatever it was..."

mini_hooks_

6th January 2005, 12:30

I hardly know ye

you hardly know him...i dont even know his real name.!!!... :cool: :doobey:

Biff

6th January 2005, 12:35

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)

How about phukinwanglefishwibblemyarse?

Hitcher

6th January 2005, 12:38

How about phukinwanglefishwibblemyarse?
I bet you feel all girlishly lightheaded after that tilt at authority...

avgas

6th January 2005, 12:42

never having meet you, I can safely say............
You just take the whole stranger danger thing to a new level.
here :apint: have one on me

i only put a little poison in it <_< :Oops:
No but seriously folks, who is litrally is pissed off, to the point where they would ignore some one and spite them

avgas

6th January 2005, 12:45

Shit i just drunk the wrong glass :sick:

Biff

6th January 2005, 12:49

I bet you feel all girlishly lightheaded after that tilt at authority...

I'm a rebel without a clause

vifferman

6th January 2005, 12:57

Now that is against the rules. It's not in the Karma Sutra for a starter...

Ahem...
bonking bonking bonking etc etcQuite amusing, Sir.

The repeats esp. the Microsoft 'uns should've bin versioned or summat.
Venisoned, praps.

This one:
"Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved."

Prapz coulda binned:
"Microsoft style - Do the same position every week, with minor and annoying changes made to the furniture in the room, the temperature of the airconditioning, the position of ornaments, while insisting to your partner that it's new and improved. Orgasm (mutual or otherwise) is not achieved because the bed collapses just at the most inopportune time. The mood is lost, and after you spend 93 minutes on the phone talking to a counsellor about the problems, you are informed that the solution is that you need to obtain a partner upgrade in order for things to work properly."

dangerous

6th January 2005, 14:18

You bought a bike off me so that makes you A-O-K by me. So did Jimbo, Markdunn, Merv, Motoracer,Loosebruce and Nicko. Redrogan expressed interest as did Firefight so they're allright. Bungbungs doing his best as is V-Twin.

The rest of you however, I have a problem with.
Ohhh... hey, I brought something off you...... that counts dosent it? I'll think about you every time I put it on if ya want *said in a poofy way* Jaaaames hehe, did ya pick up on the middle leter on the visa... arrrrrrr no people WT does not have my visa you will not be parting tonite.

Dude.. someone needs a big cuddle I think :msn-wink:

But yeah, i havent heard any of this backstabbing you speak of.
But should I hear of this, then they will have a big problem on their hands.
Chris, hope your not just being paranoid or anything, unless you have got something specific wot your not telling us in here. Been chatting with RR on msn and waiting for you to come home from werk to discuss further.
Chin up mate, your bike can be replaced, mine can be fixed, the plods wont get you on failing to stop, so dont worry to much man..And if I coulda scored a chick like RR whren i was 19.. boy oh boy.. cant even do that now and i got 11 years head start
TS: I agree with SM mate, and ummm sorry bout the bike and shit aye, remember on the 'doing a runner' thread (not saying you did this) someone said that there would be quite a few here that have done dumb shit but wouldent post it..... well that includes me... so there is heaps a folk here that are feeling ya.... umm... thats feeling for ya..... live and learn and to fuk with the others Theres only one ummm mate 'fuk um'

Racey Rider

6th January 2005, 15:01

I'm sure we can come to some agreement on price......will have to talk it over with RR...... :)

How did you know I've got my finger/s on the price of such things?! :blink:

Ummmm,....Who's the tit now? :o

Can I be the Tit??

Always wanted to be a tit! :whistle:

Lucyloo

6th January 2005, 15:05

How did you know I've got my finger/s on the price of such things?! :blink:

I was just kinda hopin' :)

bungbung

6th January 2005, 15:10

I tried doing a runner from the law in an automatic 1981 cressida wagon.

Does anyone have a more useless getaway vehicle than this?

(and I got away too)

(for about 100 metres) :weep:

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 15:13

I'm sure we can come to some agreement on price......will have to talk it over with RR...... :)
Cool, you can PM me the details.

Riff Raff

6th January 2005, 15:13

And if I coulda scored a chick like RR whren i was 19.. boy oh boy.. cant even do that now and i got 11 years head start
:love: :love: I luffs you Glen! I vote SpeedMedic for President...

Mongoose

6th January 2005, 15:16

Can I be the Tit??

Always wanted to be a tit! :whistle:

You run out of boys to play with?? :killingme

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 15:17

I tried doing a runner from the law in an automatic 1981 cressida wagon.

Does anyone have a more useless getaway vehicle than this?

(and I got away too)

(for about 100 metres) :weep:This is the only runner I'll admit to. I ran away on my push bike and got away! :laugh:

Sparky Bills

6th January 2005, 15:33

I think your all BASTARDS!!! :devil2:
But thats what i love about this place!

Sparky Bills

6th January 2005, 15:36

I have not met ya but Im sure we would get along. :buggerd:
So long as you didnt beat me on the track! :angry2:
Then Id have to break out the chain and whip!! :headbang:

6th January 2005, 16:31

Hey, TS and RiffRaff, we haven't met yet, not good things happening in your lives at the moment..... Bad news about the coppers and your gixxer, all will get better!
Read my signature :Punk:

Al

Mongoose

6th January 2005, 16:39

TS has done a great job at having a runaway thread, WOW did this thing grow fast or what??
As for the original question :confused2 I dont know the answer yet :o

marty

6th January 2005, 16:47

You just take the whole stranger danger thing to a new level.
here :apint: have one on me

ahh - it's finally turned into a beer thread......

ice cold grolsh after work at 0400am this morning - yummy

andy1

6th January 2005, 16:49

TS take it easy bro,

Peace

andy1

6th January 2005, 16:51

And give them pigs fucken shit

I DO! :kick:

Sayonara

Skunk

6th January 2005, 17:26

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face, PM me or bring it up here on this thread.Never met you in person and have no problem with anything you've said here.
:apint:

Hope things go well with you n' Riff Raff :niceone:

Firefight

6th January 2005, 17:44

Okay Chris, have been to your shared second home and told you to your face, so I have no problem repeating it here.

When you spend time on a public forum like KB, and are a high profile poster, (even if you don't think you are), this sort of shit happens.

Harden up man.Its not the end of the world, get used to it, its not going to go away.If your going to be an officer in the servcies..I'd get used to this sort of shit.

I would be more worried about the things that people said to my face than what they said behind my back.

Get on with life, fix the dam bike make it a track bike thingy.

Channel you the energy of your frustration into the good things in life, Sex, Tracktime, Race the dam 600, drink piss and wear Sues dress, who cares.Time to move on, and next time something like this comes along
say to your self, I don't give a Fuck!, and don't give a fuck.

Dave (F/F)

andy1

6th January 2005, 17:50

wise words from a wise man (FF) :headbang:

Peace.

ajturbo

6th January 2005, 17:56

We've got to meet....I like the way you think girl! :2thumbsup

the youg boys will have no hope now! :innocent:

ajturbo

6th January 2005, 18:02

I tried doing a runner from the law in an automatic 1981 cressida wagon.

Does anyone have a more useless getaway vehicle than this?

(and I got away too)

(for about 100 metres) :weep:

ask gav...... :innocent:

ajturbo

6th January 2005, 18:05

F/F

that was realy well put!

TS. stay true to yourself.
look after RR.
try and keep a smile on!

!
andy

SPORK

6th January 2005, 19:17

Hmm, having never met you, I find that you're a pretty cool guy on KB, so high five!

aff-man

6th January 2005, 19:27

Shit happens, so enjoy lifes little perks while you can and dont worry about it. It's know as karma man, get all the bad shit out of the way and a whole lot of good stuff should be comming your way :msn-wink: :msn-wink: :whistle: :whistle:

P.s. Need a hand with anything don't hesitate to ask................... (reads it again and thinks hmmmmm that couldv'e been said a little differently :crazy: :crazy: )

StoneChucker

6th January 2005, 20:08

I think I met you at Tokaanu? You seemed as nice as everyone else? But thats not the point. It's a pity about the bike, but it will be fixed/replaced and as I know, this shit happens. Hell, from memory you've been riding for a shorter time than I have, so noone, or I certainly don't think any worse of you for crashing. You do sound to be a much better rider than me, but that doesn't change that you are still relatively inexperienced. I think your skill advantage over me comes from not being afraid of anything. I am, I'm terrified about what lurks on each corner of every road. If I could overcome that fear, and just trust that the bike will perform like I know it will, then I too could possibly become a whole lot faster and more skilled. At the level you ride, this sort of shit (the bin) is likely to happen more often, and on a bad ass 600 like yours, a whole lot faster.

But the way I see it, you're one lucky mofo. If I've read correctly you've recently found a new partner? Hell, you'd be suprised how many people have it wayyyy worse than you dude. My advice is relax, get the bike sorted and enjoy the new relationship. Life is so fucking short, it will scare the shit out of you when the years start to tick by faster and faster (yes I know, I'm 24, still young, but the scary thing is, the years are ALREADY ticking by pretty quick, with little to enjoy or show for them).

Find your inner chi

Slingshot

6th January 2005, 20:41

Photos available on request.....for a small fee :msn-wink:
How small is small...what kinda price we talking here?

enigma51

6th January 2005, 20:54

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face, PM me or bring it up here on this thread.

If its about my riding style, recent events, my breaking of others bikes, my relationship with Riff Raff, bring it up now.

Ive got the balls to ask it, so how about those with a problem with me have the fucking balls to say it here.

If you have a problem with me thats fine, doesnt change my attitde towards you, but hopefully improves me as a person...

But if you start backstabbing fellow KB members and me, i get fucked off....

So say it now.

Yeah I have a problem with you!!!!!!! You can do stoppies and wheelies and I cant!!!! and to make things worse you are fucking fast on that the 125 of yours and I feel like a granny when pass me.

Cant wait to go for a ride with you and that new bike

Dont worry mate we all love you :Punk:

Motoracer

6th January 2005, 20:56

Milky

6th January 2005, 20:59

I do have a problem with you TS. Not only are you a rabbi, you also affix some strange suffix to your name - or should that be suffix some strange...

While my better instincts counsel me to follow a policy of laissez-faire, there are a couple of Rabbi Two Smoker, Esq.'s statements I feel I cannot let pass. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Two Smoker's arguments. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I have reason to believe that Two Smoker is about to scar little children's self-image. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that I want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that gruesome nose-in-the-air snobs are more susceptible to his brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle Two Smoker puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Two Smoker's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to break the neck of his policy of irrationalism once and for all. We were not put here to discredit legitimate voices in the cameralism debate, as Two Smoker might suspect. As another disquieting tidbit, the following must be stated: There is something grievously wrong with those dictatorial freaks who empty the meaning of such concepts as "self," "justice," "freedom," and other profundities. Shame on the lot of them!

Do you understand the implications of what I have been telling you? Are you awake? Then you probably realize that Two Smoker's apologues are designed to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.

Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that those of us whose minds are not narcotized still remember Two Smoker's frequent outbreaks of savagery. But there's the rub; conversations with Two Smoker are no more intellectual than a game of darts at the local pub. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to give Two Smoker condign punishment. More prosaically, I overheard one of his votaries say, "Neocolonialism is a noble goal." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to act as a positive role model for younger people. Two Smoker's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only hotheaded answers, debauched resolutions to conflicts. Doubtlessly, Two Smoker is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in his own biases, gets into all sorts of sexist speculation, and then makes no effort to test out his speculations -- and that's just the short list! In conclusion, let me just say that to Rabbi Two Smoker, Esq., acting like foul-mouthed, worthless nincompoops is a lot of fun.*

Heh... I have no idea what that just said about you, mainly because I didnt bother to read it. :shifty: In truth brother, you is one kickass mate to have had around for the last two decades or so - that makes us sound damn old - even if I dont remember anything in the first 5 years of it :p

I dont think that this is the right place for me to discuss past events, and I have no idea how much you want to reveal, if anything more at all. Keeping that in mind, I will just stay mum on it. You know that you have my support if you want to call on it, and that you can meet me for a ride/chat/drinks/whatever anytime, what with me being an unemployed layabout:whistle:

*Courtesy of that website there ----> http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

StoneChucker

6th January 2005, 21:00

Thats just about exactly what I meant... I didn't mean to imply he was crazy kind of fearless :no:

Milky

6th January 2005, 21:08

True about TS's inexperience. However, who's to say how the crash happened. For all we know, it could have happened just as easily to anyone including a lot more experienced riders out here.

I don't think he goes quick by being fearless. Heck, you get killed that way. I reckon fear is essential when riding quick, it keeps you alive. However, understanding the concept of riding (all the physics involved with it) in your head, processing all that info quickly while you are riding on the limit and THEN overcomming your fears will make you a safe (er) quick rider.

I have ridden with TS a lot and I know that he's a good safe rider. I'll let him borrow my bike anytime anywhere and I have complete faith in him.

Everynow and then when you do ride as quick as some of us do, SHIT HAPPENS!!!
Well said MR. TS rides fast at times and I am sure he understands the risks he takes doing so. I would rate him as a safer rider than myself - but then it aint saying much ;) - even with the speeds he sometimes does. However, in saying that, people who can ride quick don't always do so. In this last incident, we weren't riding quickly as a group, but basically, shit happened.

He has been horribly unlucky recently, and I keep telling him it is the suzukis that make the problems :crazy: The kwaka has never treated him badly...

scumdog

6th January 2005, 21:16

There's plenty of toyboys to be had on KB - try them first, and then we'll think about it!!!! :bleh:

What does a Toy'oldman' have to do? CB reckons I am all she needs. The missus says "be perpindicular" is all you need (in a jealous rage I might add) :bleh: whatever that means.

PS Alcohol is involved here.

sels1

6th January 2005, 21:52

Take 2 rides & call me tomorrow if there's no improvement. What problem?

It must be a JAFA thing

RiderInBlack

6th January 2005, 21:58

Fu*k that took a lot of reading.

Well I think this calls for Monty Pyton's "Got To Look On The Bright Side Of Life":whistle: :whistle: :whistle: and a round of "Pan-Gallatic-Gargle-Blasters".

Chin-up Chris. We'll all full of shit on here. Don't let wankers get the better of you.

There are two types of problems in the World.
Your problems and other people's problems.
If other people have a problem with you, that is their problem.
Don't make other people's problems yours.
You have enough problems of your own.
Only they can truely fix their problems (as only you can choose to deal with your own).
Is OK to be there for them or feel sorry for them or even be pissed off with them (hey that's your choice), but unless they choose to deal with their problems, you will not be able to.

gav

6th January 2005, 23:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by bungbung
I tried doing a runner from the law in an automatic 1981 cressida wagon.

Does anyone have a more useless getaway vehicle than this?

(and I got away too)

(for about 100 metres)

ask gav...... :innocent:
Oh you mean my Suzuki GT50? yeah, bummer that, wasnt a runner as such (why bother) but wasnt real happy on having to stop and talk to a Police Officer
:Oops:
Hey TS, I have no problems with you, but if you want to stop rumours, just come out and post shit, like crashed my new GSXR? whats the problem with that?

Zapf

6th January 2005, 23:23

whats wrong? who's be mummbling?

my only problem with you is that you are so much faster that I can't keep up.... but that is another issue :baby: :P

I am sure you might have got enought court / advices. But if you do need some advice, am happy to give. Have had a few run ins with the red and blue at the courts. So cheers up, bad things comes in 3's. And by my count you have had yous, so its only going to get better.

:eek:

Stevo

7th January 2005, 07:54

:Oi: LL you haven't even discussed this with me... we need to work out prices, percentages, rights, DVD's etc etc.
Sheesh I'm off to create a quincunx.

yeah yeah, just reading the dictionary cos I'm so bored....

Well I have this fantastic idea. We have a humungus KB ride. All put in $5/head for the Jello wrestling festival between Riff Raff and Lucyloo, whereby they get all the proceeds (or they could put it on the bar). For an extra $1 we get to watch them hose each other down. Maybe others might like to wrestle too? :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

dangerous

7th January 2005, 08:06

DD...... to .....TS...... do you read... copy.... 10 4 big buddy, Were the hell are ya?
Shit man just come back and tell us ya finished spitting the dummy and evey things cool, hell we all do it at some time or another :o
It dosent matter if the comments made have to do with girls, bikes whatever just get ya lilly white ass back here. :wavey:

vifferman

7th January 2005, 08:16

Well I have this fantastic idea. We have a humungus KB ride. All put in $5/head for the Jello wrestling festival between Riff Raff and Lucyloo, whereby they get all the proceeds (or they could put it on the bar). For an extra $1 we get to watch them hose each other down. Maybe others might like to wrestle too? :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingmeYeah, sounds good, although you should've discussed this proposal with their (ahem!) manager first.
I can't be bothered wading through back posts, but IIRC, that would be ME.
Were you the one who professed experience at setting costs, fees, etc. for this sort of event? :spudwhat:

Lucyloo

7th January 2005, 08:22

Yeah, sounds good, although you should've discussed this proposal with their (ahem!) manager first.
I can't be bothered wading through back posts, but IIRC, that would be ME.
Were you the one who professed experience at setting costs, fees, etc. for this sort of event? :spudwhat:

Tell me where and when, and what flavour jelly....and I'll be there! :niceone:

Vifferman, as our manager, I hope that you will be negotiating a favourable fee for us!

vifferman

7th January 2005, 08:35

Tell me where and when, and what flavour jelly....and I'll be there! :niceone:

Vifferman, as our manager, I hope that you will be negotiating a favourable fee for us!Apart from "as much jelly as you can eat"?
Perhaps we could stretch the budget to some DairyWip....:shifty:

Lucyloo

7th January 2005, 08:47

Apart from "as much jelly as you can eat"?
Perhaps we could stretch the budget to some DairyWip....:shifty:

I just KNEW that you were the right man for the job!

Stevo

7th January 2005, 12:23

Apart from "as much jelly as you can eat"?
Perhaps we could stretch the budget to some DairyWip....:shifty:

Ya see. Now we are really getting somewhere!!
Mr Viffermanager should negotiate with the wrestlers to find the best flavour that they would both enjoy. Good stuff old chap.
As for us spectators I should not imagine there would be a shortage!! :spudwave: and as far as we are concerned I am sure flavour would not influence our turning up.
Jeepers if we had 100 KBers that is $250 each for the half hours wrestling. Shit I'll do it!!!!!!!
:Police: Can I be ref? :Police:

Yokai

7th January 2005, 12:34

Maybe others might like to wrestle too?
I'm in provided I don't have to wear a speedo and I don't have to win - I don't mind being beaten up by jelloswathed ladies!

Lucyloo

7th January 2005, 12:45

I'm in provided I don't have to wear a speedo and I don't have to win - I don't mind being beaten up by jelloswathed ladies!

Speedos would be complusory!

vifferman

7th January 2005, 12:47

I'm in provided I don't have to wear a speedo and I don't have to win - I don't mind being beaten up by jelloswathed ladies!You may have to wear a tachometer though.... :shifty:

Motoracer

7th January 2005, 12:48

Speedos would be complusory!
I hope the ladies will be wearing something more revealing than that if I am paying money to watch.

Biff

7th January 2005, 12:50

sorry to change the subject ever so slightly - but i lurve lady bikers. any chance of having a piccie gallery of ladies on bikes in various stated of undress? mr moderator type man where are you?

in keeping with sex equality i'll happily pose on my bike wearing my leaprd skin hotpants in return for similar piccies of the ladies :2thumbsup

Lucyloo

7th January 2005, 12:54

i'll happily pose on my bike wearing my leaprd skin hotpants :2thumbsup

I'll pay money for you NOT to do that! ;)

6Chris6

7th January 2005, 12:56

Kwaka-Kid

7th January 2005, 18:00

HERE I AM!

Hey Chris, mate what exactly is eating you? I have been a little tied up recently with lots to do and some nasty flu thing, and finally got around to actually being able to check the recent threads thing... Anyway I’m not sure exactly what you’re getting at with this but if it’s anything to do with your mother knowing stuff you may not have expected then point the gun this way. In conversation with an old workmate he expressed how concerned your mother was for you, and by the sounds dude she’s been worried sick! So through that common associate I felt I now had the obligation to pass on only what I had heard from the horses mouth and based on what brief contact I have had with you my judgement on how things were(pretty much fine!). Well I think that’s my confession, I’m sorry about the distress it may have caused you Chris but (I personally love FF’s previous post – you have to build a bridge and get over these things) in hindsight despite the current outcome I still wouldn’t have changed what I did or have done based on my *possibly limited*experiences in life. However I’d far rather have not known at all and not been put in the position I was in therefore never having to make the call which seems to currently have had such a negative impact on you.

Hope you can understand Chris as you’re a decent guy and a good mate.

Oh and finally if this is not what you are getting at brother then my bad but it needed to be put anyway, the only thing I would have done extra was have talked to you earlier maybe a few days ago or something but I’ve been just flat stick what with work and all and stupid sickness.<O:p</O:p

Blakamin

7th January 2005, 18:18

mr moderator type man where are you?

trying to keep food down after the second part of your post...........

2_SL0

7th January 2005, 18:41

I missed this thread, OMG. I always miss the good shit. I dont have a problem with TS. BUT the rest of you, baaaarrrrrrhumbug, not a single chrissy present from any of you. I sent you all a gift.
Things I have a problem with, hmmmmm, THE WEATHER, hmmmmmmmm THE WEATHER.

Lets think on that for a moment. THE WEATHER.

Hangon one more thing just came to light. I have a major problem with THE WEATHER.
ps.
THE WEATHER def THE WEATHER>
I think thats about it.
Oh one more Yokai, wheres my Moro bar.
:2thumbsup.

Ok, I just went back and read some more. Skipping thru this post is very dangerous. As Im not sure what RR and Lucylou are doing, but I picked up on something about termits and rectangles? I think I missed something. Then Hitcher's post with as many sex postions as he could find in his diary. (Again I missed something) Oh and Milkys post, am I the only one that read it and went "WTF was that"
But I do have an issue with you , FF reminded me, "What on earth possessed you to wear a dress and have photos taken? Especially that colour? Red is by far the better, more manly colour."

Yokai

7th January 2005, 19:45

Oh one more Yokai, wheres my Moro bar.
:2thumbsup.

Well - you were out when I came through... Not my fault! heh... I gave it to - ummm... your... ummm... nah - sorry - I ate it. I'll get you a new one.

Milky

7th January 2005, 22:51

Oh and Milkys post, am I the only one that read it and went "WTF was that"
woot!!

that was the intended effect... :banana:

Slim

8th January 2005, 00:36

magnum

8th January 2005, 07:26

moko

8th January 2005, 08:11

I`ve seen this sort of thing before elsewhere and it`s best nipped in the bud and forgotten about..............or things can get seriously silly and everyone ends up with nothing.
I used to use a BB called Ridersite, I know at least a couple of other KBers did as well.Things were said,a couple of guys took things a bit seriously then it got really stupid.Factions were formed,abuse started flying on the board and via pms.Some pillock threatened me with violence,I tracked down his home address,work address,both phone numbers and told him any more shit and I`d be using those details as I felt fit.Guys were getting hacked,one faction recruited a yank hacker who tracked the original hacker whose name and place of work were given to a few of the wilder elements via pm,the hacking stopped but not before someone else had their business disrupted by continual bombardment of viruses.A decision was made not to inform the victim of the culprit as he would have torn him limb from limb and got himself into all kinds of shit.All this was bubbling under the surface and many were un-aware of all the shit that was going down "off-board" but were leaving because of the generally nasty atmosphere of the place.All kinds of shit went down,people`s private lives were affected,their businesses disrupted,friendships were broken............over a fucking web-site for god`s sake.And guess what else?While everyone knew what the original beef was no-one could figure out how it had all got out of hand.The place split amongst much recrimination,one guy set up his own site,taking a large proportion of the more interesting posters with him, and Ridersite limps along to this day used mainly by people killing time at work.It turned from a great place for lively debate to vitriolic abuse being hurled at every opportunity,total stupidity on all sides and eventually all but imploded.It was eventually saved by sponsorship from someone with a bike-related business who,last time I looked in,was forever threatening to pull the plug every time someone upset him,and that seemed pretty easy to do.If this place starts to go the same way the good people who put their time into keeping it going are going to wonder why they`re bothering.A lot of you guys meet socially and these things can spill-over off-line into "real-life",I`ve seen it happen.
So please ladies and gents,if you`ve got a beef please get it sorted a.s.a.p. and keep things in perspective,it`ll either get very messy or Spankme and co might just think "fuck this" and decide it`s just too much hassle and they`ve got better things to do with their time. :calm:

scroter

8th January 2005, 11:46

good on your for airing out the laundry TS. your a top bloke and pretty talented rider to boot. anyways about your dangerous driving, whatever happens try and get it knocked down to careless driving or get off it altogether. dangerous will haunt you later on with insurance etc. it seems to be going all wrong at once for you mate. geez there must be some ups soon.

MSTRS

8th January 2005, 12:00

I`ve seen this sort of thing before elsewhere and it`s best nipped in the bud and forgotten about..............or things can get seriously silly and everyone ends up with nothing.
:calm:
One lone voice of reason in the wilderness.....see your point, but appropriate use of emoticons would spoil the fun. It's the anti-PC backlash in action. Anarchy is the natural order of things and recent weather etc prove Nature is still the Boss :whistle:

loosebruce

8th January 2005, 15:23

ah so this is where the aggro post started, see i'm an angry person in general so that one caught my eye first.

TS mate your comments are fair enough, that dangerous driving was plain bullshit, i do worse on a $50 scooter from the warehouse, your bin, sucks for sure but thats the way it goes, The TLR was just plain unlucky, your relationship with RR, missed what happened there, but cant see why there would be a problem, sue i meet you the other day and you're a lovely person and chris is a top bloke so dont know why there would be any issues there. (fuck i hope RR's name is sue otherwise i look like a right cock).

Chin Up chris, at least you can still ride, uh unlike me :blink: the casts on my arms are pretty solid you can try whacking them with things to take our anger out if ya want.

Riff Raff

8th January 2005, 18:04

your relationship with RR, missed what happened there, but cant see why there would be a problem, sue i meet you the other day and you're a lovely person and chris is a top bloke so dont know why there would be any issues there.
Sue, SUE, who the fuck is Sue, eh? Right now he's in trouble. :angry2: :angry2: :angry2:

loosebruce

9th January 2005, 13:37

Sue, SUE, who the fuck is Sue, eh? Right now he's in trouble. :angry2: :angry2: :angry2:

Aw crap, it was sudeeps fault i tell ya, he um mis led me, sort of............ :shutup:

Ghost Lemur

9th January 2005, 15:13

Aw crap, it was sudeeps fault i tell ya, he um mis led me, sort of............ :shutup:

Blame the pain killers... blame the pain killers... :msn-wink:

wari

9th January 2005, 15:38

WEll ... readin' this has binna mara-thon ... :yeah:

OK ... I COnfess ...:(

I Only looked atda pictures ... :thud: ... :doobey:

Riff Raff

9th January 2005, 15:45

Aw crap, it was sudeeps fault i tell ya, he um mis led me, sort of............ :shutup:
:confused: :Oops: Oh yeah, that is my name. I forgotted! :confused:

merv

9th January 2005, 15:54

Do you guys have the Triumph dealership in Wellington??? ;)

Yeah Trash does Harley, Buell, Triumph and Suzuki at WMCC. Many moons back they were a Yamaha dealer once too.

FROSTY

9th January 2005, 16:01

I`ve seen this sort of thing before elsewhere and it`s best nipped in the bud and forgotten about..............or things can get seriously silly and everyone ends up with nothing.
So please ladies and gents,if you`ve got a beef please get it sorted a.s.a.p. and keep things in perspective,it`ll either get very messy or Spankme and co might just think "fuck this" and decide it`s just too much hassle and they`ve got better things to do with their time. :calm:
wHEW--A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
well put dude.

Stevo

9th January 2005, 18:13

wHEW--A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
well put dude.
Hmmmmm

And here was me finding the KB Jello Wrestling Championship refreshing :2thumbsup

It seems no one has a problem with Ts or RR. Just some of RRs workmates??? Did I get that right?
Are your workmates KBers RR? I hope not that is all I can say!

Mr Viffermanager? How is Feb looking for the KB Jello Wrestling Championship?? And the ride to get there ---- of course

Lucyloo

9th January 2005, 21:24

Hmmmmm

Mr Viffermanager? How is Feb looking for the KB Jello Wrestling Championship?? And the ride to get there ---- of course

Ferbruary?????
I can't wait until then......I'm all bikinied up and raring to go......... ;)

Slim

9th January 2005, 21:49

Yeah Trash does Harley, Buell, Triumph and Suzuki at WMCC. Many moons back they were a Yamaha dealer once too.
Maybe he won't have a problem with me anymore if I buy the Daytona off them later this year?? :2thumbsup

Riff Raff

10th January 2005, 07:28

Can I just say that this workmate had nuffink to do wif rr's demise wotsoever
Cept for my demise into alcomoholism!

Yokai

10th January 2005, 08:41

I'm all bikinied up and raring to go......... ;)

ME TOO!!!!!
:yeah:

hehehe

Devil

10th January 2005, 09:45

ME TOO!!!!!
:yeah:

hehehe
Im scared.

Ghost Lemur

10th January 2005, 11:17

Im scared.

ME TOO!!

:eek:

ktulu

10th January 2005, 11:18

I have a fucken problem with you

Just that you're ugly and I have to look at you at work all day and that you are living my dream with the older woman you bastard.

Other than that, I don't really have any wisdom to share just that I could probably agree with what glen, sudeep, dave, tony and maybe others have said, your mates, that it sucks whats happening at the moment (except for sue you cunt) but you have to get through it and that things will get better man.

Its obvious you have a shit load of good mates who are willing to help you out, just look at the people who have helped you to where you are now bikes wise, who got you in to riding? who got you into racing? who found you a race bike? who helped you buy that race bike? who helped you make it in to a race bike? who took you to taupo to race? who sold you that mean as RG?

It will all pan out chris, chin up, neither of us are having a great time right now with a few things but it will get better and when I get really loaded I will sponsor that racing career, no worries

So get back to work

Paul in NZ

10th January 2005, 11:24

Cept for my demise into alcomoholism!

Awfully chatty for a recently demised person?

Paul N

Still kinda confused by this thread... (perhaps i should go back and read it????.... Nah!)

Skunk

10th January 2005, 11:30

Still kinda confused by this thread... (perhaps i should go back and read it????.... Nah!)Reading the whole thread would bring clarity.

And with this thread you don't want that! :confused:

Lucyloo

10th January 2005, 12:25

ME TOO!!!!!
:yeah:

hehehe
Oooooh Baby :eek: !!!!

Riff Raff

10th January 2005, 14:20

[B]
Just that you're ugly and I have to look at you at work all day and that you are living my dream with the older woman you bastard.

:shit: I'm your dream????? Well I'll be...
:Oi: Less of the older thankyou - I'm only a couplisher years superior to TS!!! :2guns:

Sniper

10th January 2005, 14:27

ME TOO!!

:eek:

Its the enthusiasm used to say that which scares me :whistle:

Storm

10th January 2005, 15:30

:shit: I'm your dream????? Well I'll be...
:Oi: Less of the older thankyou - I'm only a couplisher years superior to TS!!! :2guns:
And you are so good looking in your pretty little red hat too !!! ;)

mikey

26th May 2005, 18:19

So say it now.

IT MUTHA FUCKER

26th May 2005, 18:22

IT MUTHA FUCKER
It? Bwahahaha!

SPORK

26th May 2005, 18:30

IT MUTHA FUCKER
I just wish I had a massive gong so that whenever mikey made a post like this I could hit it and it would go "BONG"!

26th May 2005, 18:32

Deja Voodoo: I smoke P, and I'm alright.

Coyote

26th May 2005, 18:58

:confused: what the hell are you lot on about?

Stevo

27th May 2005, 08:16

:shit: I'm your dream????? Well I'll be...
:Oi: Less of the older thankyou - I'm only a couplisher years superior to TS!!! :2guns:
Woohoo. You are officially idolised. :rofl: :rofl:
Age schmage.

XTC

27th May 2005, 09:48

I hate every muthafucker
Right that's it then.... I'm gonna break it off with your mother... :love:

Riff Raff

27th May 2005, 09:52

Why the hell has this old thread been resurrected? :confused:

vifferman

27th May 2005, 10:02

Why the hell has this old thread been resurrected? :confused:
It's just symptomatic of the general degradation of the Kiwi Biker site into old thread resurrection, posting lotsa shit, pointless drivel, dumb polls, puerile jokes, etc. etc.
Check out what most of the posts are about.
Check out what rep is being handed out for.

It's obviously reflecting what the KB population wants.

mikey

27th May 2005, 14:46

posting lotsa shit, .

dont accuse me of posting lots of shit old man.

i havnt even cracked a 1000 let alone 300 let alone 266,

look at yourself before you spout off shit.

3300+ an tell me i post lots of shit...........

i havnt even got to 300 an i got three green bars. you over 3300 an only got 7.

if you dfont stop posting utter incorrect bs ill ring the nurse at dorkland retirementville an get her to drag your wheelchair away from the computer and back with the other ole senileities........

MrMelon

27th May 2005, 14:53

Deja Voodoo: I smoke P, and I'm alright.
I smoked P and didn't cut anyone's hands off!

MrMelon

27th May 2005, 14:54

dont accuse me of posting lots of shit old man.

i havnt even cracked a 1000 let alone 300 let alone 266,

look at yourself before you spout off shit.

3300+ an tell me i post lots of shit...........

i havnt even got to 300 an i got three green bars. you over 3300 an only got 7.

if you dfont stop posting utter incorrect bs ill ring the nurse at dorkland retirementville an get her to drag your wheelchair away from the computer and back with the other ole senileities........
Mikey you're a cunt!

But you're a funny cunt.

John

27th May 2005, 15:03

250learna

27th May 2005, 15:04

Mikey you're a cunt!

But you're a funny cunt.
I agree with MrMelon, but we gota show some respect for the guys who have been here for a long time, this website is as good as it is thanks to them.
And Mikey, its about the quality of the post not the quantity. If you have a gazilion posts which are (unlike this one) useful, then good one you. If you have 30odd posts and your name is crazy steve your still wasting ppls time with stupid posts

mikey

27th May 2005, 15:13

I smoked P and didn't cut anyone's hands off!

Deja Voodoo: I smoke P, and I'm alright.

i ended up in one of wellingtons finest establishments, free everything, food, drugs, sex, you name it you got it.

what ever they say P is pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pathetic, find some harder shit.

27th May 2005, 15:45

dangerous

27th May 2005, 18:11

I smoke P, i ended up in one of wellingtons finest establishments, free everything, food, drugs, sex, you name it you got it.

what ever they say P is pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pathetic, find some harder shit.
Anyone IMHO that does any kinda drug (will excuse the odd doobey) is a fuking looser.... sorry but thats the way I see it..... cos Ive seen the end results :weird: decent people fuked over something bad :slap:

Stevo

28th May 2005, 08:06

Why the hell has this old thread been resurrected? :confused:
Every time someone unknowingly starts a thread half the people say this has so been covered before. Soooo seeing as this is mostly drivel then in may as well be tacked onto the end of a thread that ended up as exackery that!

Sniper

28th May 2005, 08:19

Aaaah, I see stevo has shpoken da shekon langauge. ENGRISH.

Either that or he has spent the night drinking bourbon again

scumdog

28th May 2005, 12:17

Mikey you're a cunt!

But you're a funny cunt.

Is that funny 'humour' or funny 'weird'? :weird:

justsomeguy

28th May 2005, 13:06

TS you're an idiot - you are useless - you are ugly - you will never amount to anything - you will never be able to ride a bike properly - you will (more bad stuff) - you will (still more bad stuff) - you will (lots more bad stuff)...:whistle:

JSG:devil2:

PS: Can an admin please delete this now defunt thread.

Dafe

28th May 2005, 13:36

Dude, You ran from the law??? I think you deserve whatever you got.
Glad your not physically farked for the rest of your life though.
Learn from your mistakes and next time you think about doing a runner - Don't!!!!! Acts like that give all bikers a bad look!

Madmax

28th May 2005, 16:20

where did this shit come from
:whistle:

justsomeguy

28th May 2005, 18:22

where did this shit come from
:whistle:

Some arsehole:whistle:

ajturbo

28th May 2005, 20:02

Aaaah, I see stevo has shpoken da shekon langauge. ENGRISH.

Either that or he has spent the night drinking bourbon again

ahhh bourbon... where's mine?? i need heaps at the moment:drinkup:

inlinefour

28th May 2005, 20:30

I smoke P, i ended up in one of wellingtons finest establishments, free everything, food, drugs, sex, you name it you got it.

what ever they say P is pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pathetic, find some harder shit.

As I get to work with all the mullets in one of the coutry's finest establishments that have tried the crap :weird:

mikey

29th May 2005, 02:33

fine stABLISments is say, very fine, quite a few minxrs work in them,

250learna

29th May 2005, 02:35

ahhh bourbon... where's mine?? i need heaps at the moment:drinkup:
kentucky gold anyone :puke:

mikey

30th May 2005, 12:50

As I get to work with all the mullets in one of the coutry's finest establishments that have tried the crap :weird:

yeh i saw a few mullets when i was in. some terrible bodeged jobs but they are so fucked looking that theyre cool, wouldn let the 'barber' near mine though, its turning into a mullet an fullet.

might go joe dirty style it if i ever go back though./ then ill really look the part

Stevo

31st May 2005, 23:49

ahhh bourbon... where's mine?? i need heaps at the moment:drinkup:
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Bourbon. Perfect with a crappy drink like coke.
While in Oz a few years back I went to a few pubs and asked for a whiskey and water. Each time I was forced to complain that it was in fact bourbon and water :no: :no: :no: . One poor wench bore the brunt of it though as she said "Oh you mean a scotch whiskey?" to which I replied "is there another fuckin kind???" :weird:
And proceeded to tell her that the americans resort to manufacturing bourbon cos they are sooo much better at that, than attempting to make Whiskey.
Freakin idget australians! :weird:
I drink bourbon and cola cos it's cheap and bearable. Hmm.

SARGE

5th August 2005, 16:35

White trash

5th August 2005, 17:30

i sold myself a bike ... that count ??

( i even got commission for the bike, insurance and finance..)

aint it sweet?
:rockon:

Well that's funny.

What kind of cock doesn't do himself a deal and forgo the commissions?

SARGE

6th August 2005, 08:47

Well that's funny.

What kind of cock doesn't do himself a deal and forgo the commissions?

even funnier.. i DID myself a deal AND got the Commish....

White trash

6th August 2005, 08:48

even funnier.. i DID myself a deal AND got the Commish....

Well your boss is obviously a good cunt.

Whenever I sold myself bikes, I bought 'em at cost and got sweet FA except a shitload of debt.

SARGE

7th August 2005, 12:35

Well your boss is obviously a good cunt.

Whenever I sold myself bikes, I bought 'em at cost and got sweet FA except a shitload of debt.

yea .. he's a good dude.. was my boss at my last shop and called me straight away whn he needed another sales-monkey @ Coleman's
also helps loads that i have pix of him with a goat last new years eve.. but i digress :doh: