The Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2004"

[Racey Rider]

I propose a yearly contest for "Classicist Quote" From the KB web site.
See: Classic KB Quotes (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=2590)

Winner has the right to have something embroded in small letter on their KB shirt to honer their achievement. (ie. "Best quote 04" or "Classicist Quote 04" or "Top Quote 04" or "CKBQ 04" or .....
What else would work??)

So, Pressing on without waiting for anyone elses opinion,

I (the creator of the Classic Quotes Thread) have chossen the

Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2004"

:mega: Drum roll please!

A. Originally Posted by bluninja
......alternatively we could just pay a standard 'fine' each year for speeding and save them the bother of going out to collect revenue.....demerit points will be done randomly by a draw system on Saturday night alongside Lotto.

B.Originally Posted by wkid_one
Drive round on a sunday and pick up some Real Estate Signs - they are fecken light, reasonably pliable and can be painted. And there you go - cheap fairings. Better still get a Real Estate Company to sponsor you and you won't need to paint them

C.Originally Posted by Urban Terrorist
...... It seems the guy in the green jeep behind me took exception to this and started to tailgate me rather closely.
.......I blew him a kiss (Kiss hand, wipe on butt, blow and smile sweetly)
As he took off again I looked over at the car next to me and shrugged my shoulders. Everyone in it was having a good laugh ...

D.Originally Posted by jrandom

Hah! What, exactly, was he expecting in reply to that?

"Yes, officer, I noticed you ages ago, and was doing my best to escape your clutches in the most illegal manner possible, but gee whiz whillikey, you just handled that Mazda like an absolute pro. I decided that I could not sustain the frightening pace of the chase, since I am not only a criminal fugitive, but a nancy-boy into the bargain."

E.originally posted by hitcher
"and boy racers in their WRXs who are all over the road like a mad woman's shit. Apart from that, it's quite a scenic ride."

F.Originally Posted by Jackrat
I would rather come across a cow on a back road than one in a Pajero at an intersection.

G.Originally Posted by :ar15: Paul in NZ (didn't he win the last contest?!!)
....A really intense time.. (You know, like when you bought your first condoms from the chemist and were so embarassed you had to buy a comb as well, even though you were 35 and bald)....

H.Originally Posted by :2thumbsup Racey Rider
This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.
Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here.

I.Originally Posted by bondagebunny
there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please
+ Originally Posted by merv
I thought you got off on bondage - the ultimate thrill when there is no way out from it. Enjoy sucker!!! Just like you're handcuffed to the bed sucking on your scooter to get it going.



Congratulations to thoses Nominated.
Keep up the good work and maybe we'll see you back here Next year!


So a poll I give you!
10 days to vote
vote for as many as take your fancy (But not for Paul n NZ)
:first: Winner will be notifed of prize when we decide whats appropriate!

[Coyote]

Damn I'm not nominated :eek:

[Racey Rider]

Sorry,, Polls take time to create.

[Riff Raff]

:killingme :killingme :killingme
Who knew we had so much wit on this site.... Thank goodness my fart quotes didn't make it into the poll!!!

[Sniper]

Hehehe, I like and agree with all of them

[Biff]

can we nominate an anonymous nominator? or would that be an anomaly?

[Hitcher]

can we nominate an anonymous nominator? or would that be an anomaly?
Nominally, yes.

[Blakamin]

Paul_In_NZ's needs to have the whole story...... :killingme :killingme :killingme

[toads]

well seeing as scumdog's hilarious retort to dangerous's comment wasn't mentioned inthe poll cos it's a recent (as in jan 2005) comment I'd have to vote for hitcher, but I still can't stop laughing.
All you nominees are incredibly funny and witty at times, JRandom, posts something quirky and funny most days, hitcher's signatures are hysterical and NC30 chick, consistently has me smiling.

[Krayy]

...
F.Originally Posted by Jackrat
I would rather come across a cow on a back road than one in a Pajero at an intersection.
...


This one reminds me of a Gary Larsen cartoon. Oh, and them beeyatches in their Remuera Tractors who try to run your ass down.

[toads]

:killingme :killingme :killingme
Who knew we had so much wit on this site.... Thank goodness my fart quotes didn't make it into the poll!!!

yes indeedy!! lol, that's just a common phrase in our household, doesn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays, we are a particularly uncouth and vile lot down here, you'll have to watch out for us! :crazy:

[Racey Rider]

More voters needed. (ie. I haven't won yet!)

[Riff Raff]

yes indeedy!! lol, that's just a common phrase in our household, doesn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays, we are a particularly uncouth and vile lot down here, you'll have to watch out for us! :crazy:
You have to admit tho, it would make a great T-shirt - the first quote on the front, and the second on the back!

[Racey Rider]

You have to admit tho, it would make a great T-shirt - the first quote on the front, and the second on the back!

Is that the offer of a PRIZE?! :eek:

[Redstar]

Is that the offer of a PRIZE?! :eek:
I have voted for you on the basis of your persistant canvassing and a the slimey way you are trying to engratiate yourself and prostitute yourself in such a blatent and selfish "me me" style. I like that in a person someone who will trample others into the dust and win by all means fair or foul..

:finger:

[Riff Raff]

Is that the offer of a PRIZE?! :eek:
Well if people want t-shirts talking about my farts then.... ummm... actually I think I'd be very worried :blink:

[mini_hooks_]

Well if people want t-shirts talking about my farts then.... ummm... actually I think I'd be very worried :blink:

and why wouldn't you be...it would seem to be a funny thing to want wouldn't it!!! :doobey: :bash: :lol:

[mini_hooks_]

my vote goes to jrandom because he always has a decent quote... :apint:

[ajturbo]

yes indeedy!! lol, that's just a common phrase in our household, doesn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays, we are a particularly uncouth and vile lot down here, you'll have to watch out for us! :crazy:



and you have invited us to stay at your place??????????
what will you teach my son?

[Racey Rider]

I have voted for you on the basis of your persistant canvassing and a the slimey way you are trying to engratiate yourself and prostitute yourself in such a blatent and selfish "me me" style. I like that in a person someone who will trample others into the dust and win by all means fair or foul..

:finger:

Yer Good on ya!

I'll take it anyway I can get it! :2thumbsup


a win that is! :o

[Racey Rider]

Well if people want t-shirts talking about my farts then.... ummm... actually I think I'd be very worried :blink:


It's only jrandom winning at the moment, so the prize doesn't have to be to flash! ;)

[moko]

I`m sure Zed merits a special award for his "5 quotes per post" efforts in the Religious Ravings thread last year.How about a nice T-shirt with "Allah Achbar" embroidered on it?

[Redstar]

Yer Good on ya!

I'll take it anyway I can get it! :2thumbsup


a win that is! :o

Mate why dont you register as 5 newbies and vote for yourself. I think a bit of cheating is in order.

PS would you like me to be your Campaign manager I have qualification and will be quite cheap :buggerd:

[Racey Rider]

Any more Voters?

[Redstar]

Any more Voters?
thats not going to win you votes :mad:

Try something like

Come of Racey I'm your man if anyone can win this Racey Can


rrrrrRacey vote for me I have Cookies :beer:

Do you want to win or not theres a lot of undecided voters out there it not down to what you said, its politics now fight for the win!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRACEY.

You would do the same for me right?

[Holy Roller]

I see one member cant decide so they voted for everyone :eek:

[Redstar]

I see one member cant decide so they voted for everyone :eek:

thats the Christian Domocratic party for ya!

[Holy Roller]

thats the Christian Domocratic party for ya!
Now Future NZ

[toads]

and you have invited us to stay at your place??????????
what will you teach my son?

To fart???

[Skunk]

It's only jrandom winning at the moment, so the prize doesn't have to be to flash! ;) Ouch! :2thumbsup

[Biff]

It's only jrandom winning at the moment, so the prize doesn't have to be to flash! ;)


Flash? Is he a guy or a gal?

If it's a gal - my votes for me - 218 times please. My quote - erm - mmmm - let me see - oooo - errr - oh blow it - go random.

[Hitcher]

At least the outcome is clear.

I was worried that if it was going to be a closely-run thing that Jrandom would ask for the outcome to be determined by a wet T-shirt competition...

[Eddieb]

B then a for me,

B cause I used to know a guy in Hamilton who had an early GSXR400 with real estate signs for his rear panels.

A cause bluninja must be a Terry Pratchett fan.

[bluninja]

B then a for me,

B cause I used to know a guy in Hamilton who had an early GSXR400 with real estate signs for his rear panels.

A cause bluninja must be a Terry Pratchett fan.

I thought discworld was a discount storage shop on the net :lol:

BTW has anyone played the discworld game ? Eric Idle's voice going 'No, I can't do that' get's annoying after 10,000 times.

[Racey Rider]

...oh blow it - go random.

Did you mean "Go Random"! :spudbooge or just "go random"? :spudwhat:

I don't mind if your vote is random,

Just Not J random! :moon:

[Sniper]

Did you mean "Go Random"! :spudbooge or just "go random"? :spudwhat:

I don't mind if your vote is random,

Just Not J random! :moon:


Nicely said :drum roll emoticon inserted here: :2thumbsup

[Racey Rider]

There is a rumour that has come to the attention of the nomination committee, that jrandom used quote creation softwear in his nominated post. <_<

The nomination Committee would like to remind entrances that the use of 'quote creation softwear' is strickly forbidden as per the rules set out in post #1 Classic KB Quotes
(the original I might add!) <_< -again See Fine print (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=38126&postcount=1)

The committee is determind to get to the bottom of these allegations! :Police:

No stone will be left unturned!

:mega: We Will Have The TRUTH! :ar15: :bs:

And Cheaters will have their quote removed from the competition without delay! :D


In the meantime, if you haven't voted yet,, you may like to think about whether you want to waste a vote on some quote that may be given the :bash:.
What I'm saying is, maybe you need to think it through and not be to Jolly random with your vote. :msn-wink:

[Racey Rider]

SO MR RANDOM, DID YOU DO IT!

WE WANT THE TRUTH!

[Racey Rider]

I see! <_<

Your prolonged deafening silence comfirms your guilt!

QUOTE NOMINATION REMOVED! :stoogie:

Right. Whose next! :whistle:
I really should have been a Judge. :Punk:

[Blakamin]

ahhh... the FINE print..... :doh:

[Racey Rider]

Well I was gunna make a special effort to be back from Manfield before this poll closes on Sunday Morning, so I could influence, or should I say, "Guide", those last minute voters. :whistle:

But I can see,, once again,, despite my best efforts,, I'm nowhere near winning,,

so,


:whocares:


Stupid Poll! <_<
Who's idea was That!

Away! I'm goin TRACK RIDEING! :2thumbsup :ride:

Fight amongst yourselfs!

[inlinefour]

Did I miss something? Creation software, if its made by microsoft then it would be good for stuff all... :whocares:

[Racey Rider]

D. jrandom - Yes officer 24 25.53%

D.Originally Posted by jrandom

Hah! What, exactly, was he expecting in reply to that?

"Yes, officer, I noticed you ages ago, and was doing my best to escape your clutches in the most illegal manner possible, but gee whiz whillikey, you just handled that Mazda like an absolute pro. I decided that I could not sustain the frightening pace of the chase, since I am not only a criminal fugitive, but a nancy-boy into the bargain."



















Congratulation mr random.











:crybaby:



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