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Korumba
26th June 2008, 05:42
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!

rainman
26th June 2008, 07:53
The oil price isn't set by OPEC, it's determined by trade on a variety of oil markets, eg. the NYMEX.

McJim
26th June 2008, 13:33
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!

Ahhh, I see you've heard of the American Free Trade Agreement. (i.e. we have the muscle so you'll pay the price or we'll cut you off at the knees)

ManDownUnder
26th June 2008, 13:42
Ahhh, I see you've heard of the American Free Trade Agreement. (i.e. we have the muscle so you'll pay the price or we'll cut you off at the knees)

Just watching with interest to see how that pans out with China in the medium to long term...

Finn
26th June 2008, 13:52
Whale's are a good source of oil and I say we should harpoon the hell out of them. The maori's used to be very good at it.

Besides, what have whales contributed to society? Have they ever had a song in the top 10? Have they helped with literacy? Ever supported us in war? No, all they do is swim around eating fucken plankton.

firefighter
26th June 2008, 14:18
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!

perhaps we could do the same with the oil we sell off from taranaki, surely we should be able to get it a little cheaper you'd think!?

Maha
26th June 2008, 14:23
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!


I like they way you think Brendozer.....wonder how the Arabs would feel about this?..:cool:....Sheik your Booty....:moon:

avgas
26th June 2008, 14:51
Thats alright - atleast they are trading something.
Unlike:
- Carbon
- Stock
- Bond
- TimeShare trading schemes....
Which seem to run on hopes and dreams (and sink like nightmares)

Korumba
26th June 2008, 16:33
The oil price isn't set by OPEC, it's determined by trade on a variety of oil markets, eg. the NYMEX.

Would it have been less real, If I had said Little Johnny sets the price of oil?

rainman
26th June 2008, 18:16
Would it have been less real, If I had said Little Johnny sets the price of oil?

Wha...? Please try to be coherent.

Hating OPEC is a sure sign of not understanding how this all works.

Korumba
26th June 2008, 19:55
Wha...? Please try to be coherent.

Hating OPEC is a sure sign of not understanding how this all works.

Its a fucking joke, get a life!

rainman
26th June 2008, 21:35
Its a fucking joke, get a life!

My mistake. I thought those had to be funny. As you were.

Korumba
26th June 2008, 21:45
My mistake. I thought those had to be funny. As you were.

........... : )

Indiana_Jones
27th June 2008, 02:00
Chuck Norris sets the price of oil.

-Indy

nickchilli
27th June 2008, 03:11
moderator cheque please ::whocares: