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WINJA
6th January 2005, 17:38
When I used to hear about illiterate students graduating from school, I often wondered how that was possible. But after encountering some of Kiwi Biker's more misinformed convictions, I now realize that not only is it possible for people to graduate without having learned fundamental skills such as reading and writing, but that it's possible for these same people to believe that the laws of nature don't apply to Kiwi Biker. It is worth noting at the outset that Kiwi Biker truly believes that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing plagiarism. It is just such incompetent megalomania, unrestrained egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Kiwi Biker to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power. After I seek liberty, equality, and fraternity, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: When I was a child, my clergyman told me, "The crux of the issue is that society has pampered Kiwi Biker too long." If you think about it, you'll see his point.

The worst kinds of antihumanist hopeless-types I've ever seen often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Kiwi Biker enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to dispense outright misinformation and flashlight-under-the-chin ghost stories. Kiwi Biker has convinced a lot of people that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Headstrong belligerent-types can go right ahead and convict me for saying that when you least expect it, Kiwi Biker's lies will be exposed and the truth can be spread, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. Kiwi Biker's smear tactics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying".

If Kiwi Biker's adherents had even an ounce of integrity, they would stop Kiwi Biker's encroachments on our heritage. Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that we can divide Kiwi Biker's treatises into three categories: uppity, piteous, and anal-retentive. Kiwi Biker's spin doctors tend to fall into the mistaken belief that anyone who resists Kiwi Biker deserves to be crushed, mainly because they live inside a Kiwi Biker-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that Kiwi Biker says it's going to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its putrid behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint one day. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to tell you a little bit about it and its perverted perceptions and those who wish to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. Naturally, Kiwi Biker belongs to the latter category. I would like to close by saying that Kiwi Biker is a loose cannon.

Coyote
6th January 2005, 17:42
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

Hooks
6th January 2005, 17:43
AAAhhhh plagiarism at it's best ....in denial !!! .... :devil2:

WINJA
6th January 2005, 17:43
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?
Im trying to be more formal with my complaint, thank you for asking.

Coyote
6th January 2005, 17:46
What brought this on anyway?

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 17:47
and where did ya "find and replace" that from????

Bonez
6th January 2005, 17:48
What brought this on anyway?HE NEEDS THE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

WINJA
6th January 2005, 17:48
and where did ya "find and replace" that from????
WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?

Indiana_Jones
6th January 2005, 17:52
Does this man want his pound of flesh or something? :mellow:

-Indy

Bonez
6th January 2005, 17:54
AAAhhhh plagiarism at it's best ....in denial !!! .... :devil2:That's a river in Egypt init?

Motoracer
6th January 2005, 17:54
Sorry WINJA, but I can't be bothred getting the dictionary out for every other word in your post. It's just a bit too formal for me.

Do ya mind summing it up in le mans terms?

NC
6th January 2005, 17:57
I love pornolize.com

Monsterbishi
6th January 2005, 17:57
WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?

I will - You're a thief, or a cheat, I suppose would be more the truth.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Bonez
6th January 2005, 18:00
Hmmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Hooks
6th January 2005, 18:02
I will - You're a thief, or a cheat, I suppose would be more the truth.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Well spotted that man !!!
So what is the purpose WINJA ?? or is this a great troll in progress ???

:devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :beer: :niceone:

curious george
6th January 2005, 18:05
I will - You're a thief, or a cheat, I suppose would be more the truth.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/


Bwahahahaahah!
Snapped!
(Damn fine posting there Monsterbishi and Blakamin!)

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 18:05
WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?
you tell me...
http://www.crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2001q4/023431.html

Shade
6th January 2005, 18:07
lol shamed

NC
6th January 2005, 18:07
you tell me...
http://www.crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2001q4/023431.html
Crack Monkey?


:killingme

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 18:09
Crack Monkey?


:killingme
google (bourbon) is my friend......

Holy Roller
6th January 2005, 18:10
And the point to it is?
Lately the language has been degrading into less than savory expressions. May be we need Zed back to revive the old thread so ones frustration can be taken out there, rather than in nearly every other post.
Kiwi Biker being a hang out for motorcycle type bods, of all types, means that we wont always agree but we can agree to disagree.

The bods that I've personally met are good types, so what if they don't share my personal convictions, or ride with a long, low laid back classic riding style (Plagerised from a VL800 broucher).
Just as well we are not a political power or an organised club then we would have more rules and restrictions and would proberly splinter into various sub groups reflection each persons preference. and the post that started this might have some relavence to the majority of us.

By the way its good to see that on some keyboars the caps lock key appears to have been fixed. Good on ya mate, you deserve a cold one.

NC
6th January 2005, 18:14
google is my friend......
Beer is my friend..

YAY barbie!

DEATH_INC.
6th January 2005, 18:16
MMMMMMMM BEER!

onearmedbandit
6th January 2005, 18:25
Hey this is fun, you should all try it!!

My complaint about WINJA
Once again, I find disappointment. Once again, I find no satisfaction. Once again, I find that WINJA's "compromises" have been a millstone around our neck for quite some time. There are a number of reasons WINJA isn't telling us as to why he wants to undermine the individualistic underpinnings of traditional jurisprudence. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that we must mention a bit about raucous carpetbaggers such as WINJA. Our children depend on that. Please don't ask me to discredit legitimate voices in the fetishism debate. I simply can't do that. At the same time, his victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of WINJA's mercenaries, who loudly proclaim that I'm too superficial to bring WINJA to justice. Regardless of those cantankerous proclamations, the truth is that the baneful nature of his publications is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify.

He says that we should derive moral guidance from his glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented diatribes. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. You might think this is all pretty funny now, but I doubt I'll hear you laughing if, sooner or later, WINJA is successfully able to advocate snooty opinions. There is no place in this country where we are safe from his loyalists, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. This is equivalent to saying that it is not news that letting him lionize sniffish brigands is tantamount to cutting your own wrist with a razor blade. What speaks volumes, though, is that whenever there's an argument about WINJA's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that my earnest denunciation of WINJA's recommendations must have failed to register with him as being legitimate sentiment. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.

It behooves us to remember that WINJA should not eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights. Not now, not ever. Did it ever occur to him that nothing appears more plausible at first sight, nor more ill-founded and insecure upon closer inspection, than his flimflams? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that his minions feel that unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because WINJA wants to spam the Internet with anti-democratic, impertinent e-mail. It gets better: He actually believes that he has achieved sainthood. I guess no one's ever told him that he wants to parlay personal and political conspiracy theories into a multimillion-dollar financial empire. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. The only way I can possibly forgive WINJA is if he tells the truth and makes restitution. It is also worthy of note that I'm willing to accept that letting WINJA bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive is a recipe for disaster. I'm even willing to accept that that which is built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be thoroughly callow. But his stances are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely vitriolic, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, his ideas are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that WINJA's cult followers once used to spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, caustic behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government. Now that this letter has come to an end, I indeed hope you walk away from it realizing that WINJA's objectives defy common sense.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It generates a new every time, go on have a go!!

James Deuce
6th January 2005, 18:31
Lol! Where did you copy that from WINJA??

Nice find WINJA.

Even better expose Monsterbishi.

ajturbo
6th January 2005, 18:38
was i supose to read ALL of it?

give me beer

hell i just realised....... i went shopping to day and brouhgt only ONE bottle of wine..... so don't anyone come around!...unless you bring beer

Quasievil
6th January 2005, 18:38
Sorry WINJA, I started to read it and to be honest the absorbtion rate was low, Im not sure if its cause I stupid or if it was just Boring.

But go you good thing get it off your mind which is obviously magnamously expansive
(thats the only big word I know jsy got to learn to spell it):apint:

Hitcher
6th January 2005, 18:38
Well ol' GINJA has rooted himself now by posting a properly capitalised item.

Let's see what he can steal to justify that...

Coyote
6th January 2005, 18:41
lol shamed
Don't you dare say that word again, or demerit points for you!

Homie :mad:

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 18:47
Hey this is fun, you should all try it!!
...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
It generates a new every time, go on have a go!!
Lol..... brilliant!!!

Jackrat
6th January 2005, 19:01
YOU REKON
BEST YOU READ MY SIGNATURE

Skunk
6th January 2005, 19:02
I am writing to express my concerns about WINJA and, more specifically, his conjectures regarding insecure, homophobic troglodytes. First off, WINJA may impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society right after he reads this letter. Let him. Sooner or later, I will declare a truce with WINJA and commence a dialogue. Common sense and scientific evidence agree: If he isn't brutal, I don't know who is. To state it in stark and simple terms, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that WINJA wants to defy the rules of logic. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants. Despite what he says, WINJA had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, he gave us cannibalism, mandarinism, and Trotskyism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since I'm willing to accept that some deep void within WINJA makes it necessary for him to reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence. I'm even willing to accept that he is so dead wrong on the issue of cynicism that nothing else he says or does can possibly compensate for his views on that issue. But his favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that WINJA wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to make some changes here. Still, the issue of what to do about WINJA's cold-blooded platitudes is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

Cool! :banana:

SPORK
6th January 2005, 19:06
WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?
Few, almost had a heart attack until I read this. Thanks for not changing :D

MSTRS
6th January 2005, 19:13
Is this Capping week or......The madness is just a tinsy bit out of control. Not to mention all those big words. It is my sincerest hope that it is just the bad weather getting on top of some of you & not the beer or drugs that are at fault :confused2

Al
6th January 2005, 19:26
Nah, definately lack of beer that is "befuddling" the minds of some people :confused:

Al

Racey Rider
6th January 2005, 19:28
We should have guess straight away, seen it wasn't in CAPS. ;)

Don't know who wrote it, but, (Thinking it was a legitimate concern from a fellow KB'er), I read it Twice. :pinch:

Still don't grasp what it was all about! :crazy:

Someone tell me if it's important. :confused2

PS. And WINJA, DON"T DO THAT AGAIN!

spudchucka
6th January 2005, 19:29
WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?
Maybe you are but I'll still call you a fucken idiot!

WINJA
6th January 2005, 19:52
UNFORTUNATELY I COULDNT GET IT TO WRITE IN CAPS http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ THIS IS THE WEBSITE ITS CALLED A RANDOM COMPLAINT GENERATOR. I DONT UNDERSTAND HALF THE WORDS IN THE POST

dangerous
6th January 2005, 19:55
The only distillery in Speyside still to malt all its own barley on site, Tamdhu was established in 1897. Tamdhu means "little dark hill" in Gaelic, after the hill next to the distillery. Situated in arguably the world's finest producing region, Tamdhu has a full straw colour, well matured apple and oak aromas, with a hint of sweetness and a medium dry finish. The overall style is classic Speyside.

James Deuce
6th January 2005, 20:02
The only distillery in Speyside still to malt all its own barley on site, Tamdhu was established in 1897. Tamdhu means "little dark hill" in Gaelic, after the hill next to the distillery. Situated in arguably the world's finest producing region, Tamdhu has a full straw colour, well matured apple and oak aromas, with a hint of sweetness and a medium dry finish. The overall style is classic Speyside.

Right, that's it, I'm going to go and have one.

WINJA
6th January 2005, 20:06
Maybe you are but I'll still call you a fucken idiot!
HEY GET FUCKED YOU HOMO, ID RATHER BE AN IDIOT THAN A PIG , BET YA LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU A PIG.

merv
6th January 2005, 20:13
HEY GET FUCKED YOU HOMO, ID RATHER BE AN IDIOT THAN A PIG , BET YA LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU A PIG.

What's up with you, no one give you any decent Christmas presents?

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 20:19
now now.... why dont we just all play nice :Playnice: :rockon:

RiderInBlack
6th January 2005, 20:24
UNFORTUNATELY I COULDNT GET IT TO WRITE IN CAPS http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ THIS IS THE WEBSITE ITS CALLED A RANDOM COMPLAINT GENERATOR. I DONT UNDERSTAND HALF THE WORDS IN THE POSTWell that explain a lot. You just full of:bs: What a :tugger:

RiderInBlack
6th January 2005, 20:26
now now.... why dont we just all play nice :Playnice: :rockon:Sorry Blakamin:(

MSTRS
6th January 2005, 20:26
winja and SPUDCHUCKA....that was not very nice. You can both go straight to bed and there'll be no story tonight for either of you. :disapint:

Blakamin
6th January 2005, 20:29
Sorry Blakamin:(
hehehe... :niceone:

marty
7th January 2005, 03:11
Few, almost had a heart attack until I read this. Thanks for not changing :D

few????? FEW??????


hey say that out loud 10 times at 4am - it should be an acronym, not a word. like Fuck Every Wun, or Fuckin Egyptian Whisky or something like that. whew i'm glad i got that out... :)

Mongoose
7th January 2005, 04:45
few????? FEW??????


hey say that out loud 10 times at 4am - it should be an acronym, not a word. like Fuck Every Wun, or Fuckin Egyptian Whisky or something like that. whew i'm glad i got that out... :)

Or do you mean "Pheeeeew, I'm glad I got that out"? :shifty:

magnum
7th January 2005, 05:38
shit,just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this bullshit,piss off back to uni and learn some more useless shit. :mad:

spudchucka
7th January 2005, 05:58
HEY GET FUCKED YOU HOMO, ID RATHER BE AN IDIOT THAN A PIG , BET YA LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU A PIG.
Yep, I love it! Shows how thick you are that you can't even think up your own original insult. Not to mention that name calling is the domain of the child.

By the way did you know that PIG stands for:

Pride
Integrity
Guts

So when you call us pigs you are actually complimenting us, only you are too dumb to know it.

avgas
7th January 2005, 07:09
When I used to hear about illiterate students graduating . after encountering some of Kiwi Biker's more misinformed convictions, I now realize that not only is it possible for people to graduate without having learned fundamental skills such as reading and writing, but that it's possible for these same people to believe that the laws of Kiwi Biker. Kiwi Biker truly believes that it has to issue licenses for practicing. It is just such incompetent, unrestrained and intellectual Biker to render unspeakable and unthinkable power. After I seek fraternity, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: When I was a child, my clergyman told me, "The crux of society has pampered Kiwi Biker too long." If you think about it, you'll see his point.
The worst kinds of antihumanist hopeless-types impaled on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Kiwi Biker enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe. Kiwi Biker has convinced a lot of people that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. One must pause in admiration at this triumph. Headstrong belligerent-types can go right ahead and convict me for saying that when you least expect it, Kiwi Biker's will be exposed and the truth can be spread, acting as the goddess, acquitting me of all guilt and blame.

:killingme couldnt help it
:niceone:
Winja ya can fight the government, but ya cant win the war against terrorism.
USA learnt that the hard way.
But good on ya for trying :not:

avgas
7th January 2005, 07:16
Common sense and scientific evidence agree: If he isn't brutal, I don't know who is.

Evidence is bullshit - its very easy to find what you are looking for, its hard to find what you are not.

James Deuce
7th January 2005, 07:20
Avgas - read the thread dude - NONE of the big long winded posts are serious - they've come off a web site for generating complaint letters. It's a joke - lighten up.

avgas
7th January 2005, 07:21
few????? FEW??????
hey say that out loud 10 times at 4am - it should be an acronym, not a word. like Fuck Every Wun, or Fuckin Egyptian Whisky or something like that. whew i'm glad i got that out... :)
Fuckn Fudge Packing Dolphins Batman!!!!!

avgas
7th January 2005, 07:23
Avgas - read the thread dude - NONE of the big long winded posts are serious - they've come off a web site for generating complaint letters. It's a joke - lighten up.
Check again - i changed the quote. Was allready really light :killingme

James Deuce
7th January 2005, 07:48
Check again - i changed the quote. Was allready really light :killingme
My mistake, move on. Nothing to see here. :whistle:

Biff
7th January 2005, 08:34
Thank phuk for that, for a brief moment I thought Winja had swallowed a dictionary and shit sense. Welcome back Winja.

WINJA
7th January 2005, 17:20
winja and SPUDCHUCKA....that was not very nice. You can both go straight to bed and there'll be no story tonight for either of you. :disapint:
BUT HE STARTED IT , I WAS BEING NICE :crybaby:

MSTRS
7th January 2005, 17:26
BUT HE STARTED IT , I WAS BEING NICE :crybaby:
Nice? NICE? I'll give you nice..... :killingme