South Auckland Jokes

[Deano]

I did search so sorry if a repost.

And I apologise in advance to any SAer's who don't see the funny side of life..........YEAH RIGHT !!


Q. Two South Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.



Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a South Auckland Boy in a suit?
A. The defendant.



Q. Why did the South Auckland guy cross the road?
A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.



Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.



Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.



Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?



Q. Two South Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!



Q. What do you say to a South Auckland person with a job?
A. A Big Mac please.



Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?
A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count

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Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

farkin funny mate good stuff :lol:

[Cajun]

those are funny deano

[CB ARGH]

Haaaa

I'm a Westie :D

GO OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE!!!!! :Punk:

[portokiwi]

Thats not nice:2thumbsup:rofl:

[firefighter]

:niceone:

anyone would think it's the bronx out there or something :shifty:

[Strang0r]

anyone would think it's the bronx out there or something :shifty:

Haven't you been reading the tagging on thhe walls? :bleh:

[Ragingrob]

Haha those are mint :2thumbsup

[Crazy Steve]

Why wasnt Jesus born in South Auckland ?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin..

Crazy Steve..

[skelstar]

I'm shocked.

Thats very insensitive and unaccepting of you Deano... besides, I've seen these jokes before but where yours say 'South Auckland' it said 'Paraparaumu'. Go figure :)

[icekiwi]

Technically I live south of The Bombays otherwise I'd be horribly offended....
Yeah right!!!...
Good jokes lol...
Sent you some bling..hang onto it though or some some South Auckland homy might take it off you...you know how much they like bling....
ps. don't put it in your handbag...

[Pogo2]

however VISA is actually an acronym for Vanished In South Auckland. As that is what most of the holders do!!:cool:

[tri boy]

Why don't sth Akld males go to a Ho-Down?
They think its a funeral for an Aunty.:rofl:

[rat biker 08]

Gooood one :2thumbsup :lol::lol::lol:

[Tank]

Hey - Leave South Auckland alone.

It operates as a perfectally good barrier stopping people from Hamilton making it to the Shore.

it also has the cheapest drugs in Auckland.

And a hooker only cost a happy meal.

FFS - what more could you want?

[NighthawkNZ]

Why is wellington so windy....?


Cause Auckland sux...

[Usarka]

Why is wellington so windy....?


Cause Auckland sux...

...and christchurch blows.

Wellington is just the empty void in between.....:whistle: