What was your worst pick up line?

[Krusti]

What was your worst pick up line used?

Mine was .."Want to go for a ride on something big red and throbbing?" :2thumbsup

She was way dissapointed to find it was an XR250RE, (remember when they were new and cool, then shat themselves?) married me tho. Prepared her for the dissapointment of first night in bed. :gob: :killingme :o

[curious george]

"Ya'know, when I was a chick, I was the sort of guy I would go for......"

[Coyote]

"Ya'know, when I was a chick, I was the sort of guy I would go for......"
That sent a shiver down my spine

[Skunk]

"Want another Duffy Fuck or what?" (we'd been drinking fluffy ducks...) :disapint:

[Hooks]

I remeber using the "How do you like your eggs in the morning" routine on a dare once .... It bloody well worked !! :gob: Haven't used it since tho...

[Mencius]

I remeber using the "How do you like your eggs in the morning" routine on a dare once .... It bloody well worked !! :gob: Haven't used it since tho...

And of course the only answer ever is still and will always be "Unfertilised, thankyou"

Ang

[Blakamin]

mate of mine uses "wanna come back to my place for a cup of coffee and a fuck"
and when he gets slapped its "what, dont you like coffee"

uses it everywhere and has actually picked up a coupla times....about a 0.00001% success rate for him

[Wonko]

*lick finger and place on womans top*

"Let's get you out of those wet clothes"

[ching_ching]

"Hi my name's"... (don't get to finish as she walks away) OR

"Hi my name's"... ('click' goes the sound of the handset being put down on the other end). :(

I'm navel lint apparently. :(

[MSTRS]

What winks & screws like a tiger? (Wink)

[Hooks]

And of course the only answer ever is still and will always be "Unfertilised, thankyou"

Ang


:pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :shit:
How boring of you.... ;) .....

[Mencius]

:pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :shit:
How boring of you.... ;) .....

Absolutely but I know how I like my eggs after being bored......

Ang

[Mencius]

"Hi my name's"... (don't get to finish as she walks away) OR

"Hi my name's"... ('click' goes the sound of the handset being put down on the other end). :(

I'm navel lint apparently. :(

Navel lint is however extremely important in Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy......


Ang

[Yokai]

Mrs Y was picked up with "I'm doin' fuck all else tonight - d'ya wanna see a film?"

And a friend of mine married the woman he picked up with:
"I bet you 50p that I can grope your breasts without taking my hands out of my pockets"
*shoves hands in pockets*
"Ok" (says gullible girl)
*takes hands out of pockets - gropes breasts*
"Damn - I owe you 50p"

[Motoracer]

Mrs Y was picked up with "I'm doin' fuck all else tonight - d'ya wanna see a film?"

And a friend of mine married the woman he picked up with:
"I bet you 50p that I can grope your breasts without taking my hands out of my pockets"
*shoves hands in pockets*
"Ok" (says gullible girl)
*takes hands out of pockets - gropes breasts*
"Damn - I owe you 50p"
What a fuken legend! LOL

[Hooks]

Navel lint is however extremely important in Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy......


Ang

If ever there was a book that really understood the reality of being crazy ....

So long and thanks for all the fish ....

[Mr Skid]

"Would you like to come back to my darkroom and see what develops?"

[mattt]

I didn't pick up - I got picked up.
Can't remember what she said, I was trashed. Nearly a year later, all is good :love2:

[rG-150]

"do you wanna go halves on a baby?" :killingme :eek5: :bleh:

[Ghost Lemur]

"It's cold honest"

Funniest I've seen used (amazingly not with a 100% failier rate)...

"I heard you give bad head"

Often followed up after a response with

"Prove it"

[NC]

I've just shat in my pants, can I get into yours?

It worked too :eek:

[scumdog]

'I see you painted your horse' - if you were in the deep South in the '70's you would know what I mean!! :gob:

[Sparky Bills]

Me:My bike is faster than your car!!
Her:Wanna bet?
Me:Yeah!!
Me:What do I get if I win??

Need I go on? :2guns:

P.S. I won! :apint:

[Biff]

here's 10 cence - phone your old man and tell him you've pulled.

[Joni]

Some guy: "Do you ride your men, as hard as you ride your bike?

[toads]

do you mind if I join you?

I was lying on a bed in a spare room at a party

reply: ummm, yeah, I do actually,

he says: well it's my bed actually,

I say: no it isn't it's a spare room

he says:, well I'm moving in tomorrow

I married him!

[Biff]

do you want to have sex with me?
no - ok - then will you just bend over so that i can have it with you?

[750Y]

"I think You're the most beautiful woman in the room" was the only time i ever used a pick up line. 8-)
i've had the following memorables used on me tho
"wanna fuck?"
"i want you to fuck me!"
"there's my room!"
"see these?"
"let's see it!"
the worst one ever was
"You must have sore feet" to which i replied "no, why is that?" then came the response "you've been running round my head all night".

[Motoracer]

"I think You're the most beautiful woman in the room" was the only time i ever used a pick up line. 8-)
i've had the following memorables used on me tho
"wanna fuck?"
"i want you to fuck me!"
"there's my room!"
"see these?"
"let's see it!"
the worst one ever was
"You must have sore feet" to which i replied "no, why is that?" then came the response "you've been running round my head all night".
Hehe, Dave you big Stud!

[750Y]

lol, actually i'm far from studliness... plus i'm married now...