I feel like death

[Bren]

I have the flu, I feel like death, and whats worst of all is I need to be busy. We have the auditors coming to work tomorrow so I need to be in top form. Then a real estate agent tomorrow evening. The house aint ready!

What a crappy time to get sick!!!

[AllanB]

Yep there is some crappy flus going around and some of the bastards hang around!

Settle down in front of the big LCD and look after yourself.

[007XX]

Aaaaawww...someone needs a hug! Unfortunately, you're contagious so I'll keep my distance :D

Hope you feel better soon, and tomorrow go ok.

[jim.cox]

Drugs are the answer

No they wont solve the problem

But they will make you feel better about it

Try a hot toddy of lemon, whisky and disprin...

[portokiwi]

I felt like that 2 days ago. took nurofin had a hot bath went back to bed.
Felt great the next day

[James Deuce]

HTFU. If you were a woman I'd believe you. You're not. Make a hot cup of Lemsip Max and suck it up.

[AllanB]

HTFU. If you were a woman I'd believe you. You're not. Make a hot cup of Lemsip Max and suck it up.

WTF its a MAN FLU - that's the most evil gut eating, head splitting flu in the world.

[CookMySock]

get two neurofen down ya pronto and drink LOTS of water. You will feel much much better in an hour. Keep the neurofen going.


DB

[nodrog]

you should be able to get this (http://www.ronniejohns.com/htfusplash.jpg) without a prescription

[firefighter]

HTFU. If you were a woman I'd believe you. You're not. Make a hot cup of Lemsip Max and suck it up.

I'm a lemsip fiend too. Always does the trick, i'm never sick though (touch wood / probably get Hep B now!) lots of sugar lemon and honey, added to the lemsip. If not some suedo ephedrine (dunno how it's spelt) should pep you up!

[Bren]

already had 2 lemsips today...one at 11 and one at 2...still feel like shit, but feel i am coming thru to the other side...HTFU my ass! it dont make ya feel any better!

[alanzs]

Shot of Tequila, lime, salt, repeat hourly. Won't due much for your flu, but you'll feel better.
Try kidney stones for that real "feeling like death..."

[enigma51]

I have the flu, I feel like death, and whats worst of all is I need to be busy. We have the auditors coming to work tomorrow so I need to be in top form. Then a real estate agent tomorrow evening. The house aint ready!

What a crappy time to get sick!!!

So what are you doing on KB if you suppose to be busy?

[fireball]

when you go to bed rub a garlic clove on your feet..... dont put socks on in bed (ewww) when your sleeping or you will get burns on your feet.

in the morning eat lots of mints cos your breath will stink like garlic but you will feel better the garlic will kill any bugs in your system!

plus a shot or two of whisky before bed

[Biggles2000]

I know how you feel, I have had it for the last 2 weeks, just getting better now. I also broke a tooth last week which was fixed today and buried one of my mates on Wednesday. Nurofen, lemon & honey drinks and keep warm.

[Usarka]

I just spent a grand on jabs to stop me getting that sort of shit. right now i'm thinking i'd be happy to swap places.


have a can of cocaine.