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Bren
30th June 2008, 20:49
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Dale Earnhardt?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of wine cooler for the Super Bowl.
10. Twinkies have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "My name is Earl" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

tri boy
30th June 2008, 20:54
.........:2thumbsup.........
may your supply's of lead shot an checked shirts never deplete.

Bren
30th June 2008, 20:57
OOPs...i made a stuff up...it's not in jokes and humour....can a moderator move it for me?

Trudes
30th June 2008, 20:57
hahaha, funny, I'd bling ya, but I'll be out for about a week, but so many of those things I would say.... maybe I'm a redneck, however this is NZ, so I'm just a bogan!!:yes:

nallac
30th June 2008, 20:57
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's ma sista...

........:chase:

sels1
30th June 2008, 20:58
You are so going to fit in when you get to Levin.....:laugh:

Big Dave
30th June 2008, 21:02
http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html

Bren
30th June 2008, 21:05
.........:2thumbsup.........
may your supply's of lead shot an checked shirts never deplete.
Cheers....gotta make sure its buckshot though!


hahaha, funny, I'd bling ya, but I'll be out for about a week, but so many of those things I would say.... maybe I'm a redneck, however this is NZ, so I'm just a bogan!!:yes:
Boguns and rednecks could be kissin cousins...


........:chase:
Thats them hillbillies...not rednecks!


You are so going to fit in when you get to Levin.....:laugh:
Dont I know it!


http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html
There aint no mights about it Dave!

scumdog
30th June 2008, 21:10
You bin listenin' to some of ma phone calls again boy??:nono: