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Biff

7th January 2005, 12:55

Following on from a request I've just made in another thread, how about a gallery of ladies on bikes?

We could make a calender out of them. I'll do the donkey work. Not full on porn kinda piccies, but tasteful.

Is it me - am I just a perv?

Riff Raff

7th January 2005, 12:57

Is it me - am I just a perv?
You're a perv! :bleh:

Hitcher

7th January 2005, 12:59

I'll send Mrs H around and she'll tell you how much of a good idea this is...

Biff

7th January 2005, 12:59

You're a perv! :bleh:

Fair enough - I'm a harmless one though. That avatar of yours would make an excellent December image. Fancy being the first to contribute?

Biff

7th January 2005, 13:00

I'll send Mrs H around and she'll tell you how much of a good idea this is...

Mrs Biff thinks it's an excellent idea - she's already talking about modelling for some -wooohoooooo

Riff Raff

7th January 2005, 13:01

Fair enough - I'm a harmless one though. That avatar of yours would make an excellent December image. Fancy being the first to contribute?
:killingme :killingme :killingme

vifferman

7th January 2005, 13:10

Mrs Biff thinks it's an excellent idea - she's already talking about modelling for some -wooohooooooYeah, the vifferbabe wanted me to photograph her on the VifFerraRi, but I think this was intended for my private enjoyment (although she didn't specifically say so :shifty: ).

toads

7th January 2005, 13:17

yes definately a perv

Joni

7th January 2005, 13:18

Yeah, the vifferbabe wanted me to photograph her on the VifFerraRi, but I think this was intended for my private enjoyment (although she didn't specifically say so :shifty: ).

Well then.... there you go!

Biff

7th January 2005, 13:21

Yeah, the vifferbabe wanted me to photograph her on the VifFerraRi, but I think this was intended for my private enjoyment (although she didn't specifically say so :shifty: ).

I smell a plan hatching here. All those gentlemen and ladies that contribute images of themselves (female) or their partners (female) will receive an electronic copy of a 2005 calender containing these shared images.

Proposed rules:
1. Images of ladies only
2. With the laidies consent and PRIOR knowledge (unless she's really cute)
3. NO PORN (unless you just want to sent them to me for my personal comsumption of course)
4. Ho hairy buts
5. No moustaches
6. Must be originals, not knicked from web sites where there may be copyright issues. Not that we'd publish it.

?????

Hitcher

7th January 2005, 13:31

I smell a plan hatching here. All those gentlemen and ladies that contribute images of themselves (female) or their partners (female) will receive an electronic copy of a 2005 calender containing these shared images.

Proposed rules:
1. Images of ladies only
2. With the laidies consent and PRIOR knowledge (unless she's really cute)
3. NO PORN (unless you just want to sent them to me for my personal comsumption of course)
4. Ho hairy buts
5. No moustaches
6. Must be originals, not knicked from other web sites.

?????
I suspect that if there was a line drawn in the sands of good taste, you have now stepped over it...

Biff

7th January 2005, 13:32

I suspect that if there was a line drawn in the sands of good taste, you have now stepped over it...

So says you - that's not what my PM's say though.

Seriously though - If I have offended anyone please PM me and let me how and I'll happily edit, delete my comments etc.

Hitcher

7th January 2005, 13:40

so says you - not what my PM's say though.
I stand corrected and apologise for being so tragically out of touch with reality, decency and good taste.

Interesting that people don't feel strongly enough about their comments so as not to post them publicly...

Biff

7th January 2005, 13:46

I stand corrected and apologise for being so tragically out of touch with reality, decency and good taste.

Interesting that people don't feel strongly enough about their comments so as not to post them publicly...

Unfortunately some people tend to get criticized for being open about their sexuality, fearful that other may chastise them for speaking openly. As such they may wish to remain anonymous. I for one respect that as I respect anyone’s viewpoint providing it doesn’t directly cause offence to any group of individuals, this includes bigotry and intolerance.

Good taste is an individual thing - long live democracy and freedom of thought & speech.

manuboy

7th January 2005, 13:47

I don't see a problem. He's explained it has to be tasteful, and it's an OPT-IN scheme. He's not breaking any arms. Public opinion will decide whether a calendar ever see's the binary/virtual "light of day".

Daisy Duke

7th January 2005, 14:23

What on earth are you on about Hitcher?

Biff - what's you new Hotmail address? Kev :hug: took some lovely ones of me on my new bike just before we left for our long summer break. He's asked that should you get enough input to make a calender that you send it to his mail address. Apparently mine won't accept large files.

Oh and he's told me to tell you he's put a deposit down on a Marauder whatever the hell that is.

And in case you're worried, I have shaved my arse!!!

Hitcher

7th January 2005, 14:31

What on earth are you on about Hitcher?
Good question...

I guess part of me has an issue with "objectification" of women, particularly where "standards" are applied that could lead to either ridicule or humiliation.

The "let's have a girlie calendar" idea initially underwhelmed me, as you may have surmised. I accept it's all in good fun, and that those who are illustrated therein will understand and have fully consented to what may be entailed in this process. Done well, this could be a top initiative. I hope my misgivings are proved unfounded.

Biff

7th January 2005, 15:03

Hey Daisy - My new address is biffbaff_in_kiwiland@hotmail.com.

Thanks you for the other PM's and personal mail received so far - but I'm not convinced that the one with the lady on the Duke is legit - sorry you know who you are. Besides, it's a tad "graphic" for use.

As for the other one thank you both very much and I await the other "personalised one with my name on it" with much interest.

I guess that's possibly Jan (?), Feb (Mrs Biff) and March (Daisy) taken care of, and yes I promise to keep your identities a secret unless requested otherwise.

Slingshot

7th January 2005, 15:26

If only I could convince Mrs S to let me get the camera out...and believe me, I've tryed.
Dam it...I'm gonna miss out cause I won't be able to contribute.:crybaby:

If anyone feels sorry for me....feel free to email pics to john000001@hotmail.com:innocent:

Racey Rider

7th January 2005, 17:29

That avatar of yours would make an excellent December image. Fancy being the first to contribute?

Just loose the flarings

Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off! :banana:

Ghost Lemur

7th January 2005, 17:35

I've no problems with the girlfriend posing or getting the camera out (tis her camera anyway), but am missing a bike. :crybaby:

To alieviate Hitchers fear (of which I understand, although still think are unfounded. We are a pretty supportive bunch after all, no one's going to be putting anyone down, whathaveyou) how about a calander for the ladies too.

Proceeds for both (after costs) could go to a charity or to spankme, or a combination of both.

StoneChucker

7th January 2005, 18:34

Can I be Miss December? From certain angles, and in certain light, I have, err, what could be called female curves bwahahahaha :killingme

(and yes, I'll shave)

Riff Raff

7th January 2005, 19:05

Can I be Miss December? From certain angles, and in certain light, I have, err, what could be called female curves
Ummm, I thought December was me :confused:

WINJA

7th January 2005, 20:03

:killingme :killingme :killingme
CAN YOU MAKE A POST OF YOUR AVATAR IMAGE, IM AS BLIND AS A BAT UP CLOSE AND I DONT KNOW WTF HE TALKING ABOUT

StoneChucker

7th January 2005, 20:12

Ummm, I thought December was me
Right you are, I didn't even look, just took my birth month. Ok, I'll take Feb, I don't like modelling in cold weather.

Riff Raff

7th January 2005, 20:37

CAN YOU MAKE A POST OF YOUR AVATAR IMAGE, IM AS BLIND AS A BAT UP CLOSE AND I DONT KNOW WTF HE TALKING ABOUT
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7530&page=3

Ms Piggy

7th January 2005, 21:13

Here is my contribution - Miss September please, like the song & the month of my b'day. :)

Biff

8th January 2005, 19:15

Here is my contribution - Miss September please, like the song & the month of my b'day. :)

Thanks Miss September

Ok troops - we've now got:

Jan, Feb, March, April & September

Only one bare bum so far.

Awaiting The December piccie Madam Raff

Thanks all

Riff Raff

8th January 2005, 20:27

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=7530&page=3
As said before: follow this link

Biff

8th January 2005, 22:00

As said before: follow this link

Ahh - sorry - excellent crimbo pic of a fair few familier names.
Cheers me dears.

As for the suggestion about printing the calender and selling them to KB'ers with the proceeds going to charity - anybody out there own a decent printer that could offer their services?

How about we sell them off through here and donate the cash the the tsunami appeal?

StoneChucker

9th January 2005, 01:11

How about we sell them off through here and donate the cash the the tsunami appeal?

That is a great idea, however it needs to be done properly. By that I mean the proceeds donated to the right charity. I'd suggest the Red Cross or something similar? I'd definitely suggest you stay well away from those extremist religious charities (you know the ones), where like 90 cents from every dollar goes to "administration" and "furthering the message" and the remainder if lucky, makes it to the intended victims. :Oi: Hell, don't get me started, but thats borderline, or over, Cult status in my opinion. :shutup: :shutup:

Now don't jump on me, and beat me to death, it's not the Religious aspect I have a problem with, it's the manipulation of people in need, and the generosity of the people contributing. It's just a pity this seem to be linked to "those" groups... :ar15: :ar15:

Biff

9th January 2005, 08:14

That is a great idea, however it needs to be done properly. By that I mean the proceeds donated to the right charity. I'd suggest the Red Cross or something similar? I'd definitely suggest you stay well away from those extremist religious charities (you know the ones), where like 90 cents goes to "administration" and "furthering the message" and the remainder if lucky, makes it to the intended victims. :Oi: Hell, don't get me started, but thats borderline, or over, Cult status in my opinion. :shutup: :shutup:

Now don't jump on me, and beat me to death, it's not the Religious aspect I have a problem with, it's the manipulation of people in need, and the generosity of the people contributing. It's just a pity this seem to be linked to "those" groups... :ar15: :ar15:

I fully agree with you - I was thinking Oxfam, but the Red Cross would be just as good I guess.

Paul in NZ

9th January 2005, 08:34

I suspect that if there was a line drawn in the sands of good taste, you have now stepped over it...

The problem with lines drawn in the sand is that the tides of acceptable behaviour sometimes ebb and leave you all alone and too far up the beach!

This is however infinately preferable to when the same tide comes crashing in just as quickly, leaving you on the wrong side of the line and in the water up to your neck!

Juding the position between the low and high water marks on the beach of morality is a tricky business and sadly, on this beach, there are no life guards!

Paul N

sAsLEX

9th January 2005, 09:12

Juding the position between the low and high water marks on the beach of morality is a tricky business

that would be the foreshore wouldn't it?? :sly:

Storm

9th January 2005, 11:52

You are so wise and profound Mr Paul
In fact, you may be, as someone once phrased it, "As wordly wise as an owl with an atlas up its backside"
:not: I bow my unworthy head in salute

spookey

9th January 2005, 14:36

Just wish I was a younger chic and you could have one of me :2thumbsup
All be it....in good taste

Coyote

9th January 2005, 14:47

Hey, Wilkommen to the site spookey :niceone:

Ghost Lemur

9th January 2005, 15:05

dangerous

9th January 2005, 15:39

Just wish I was a younger chic and you could have one of me :2thumbsup
All be it....in good taste

Welcome spookey.

You're not going to leave us just hanging after a comment like that, are you?

We demand pics... of your bike :yeah: :ride:
yeah.... whats up with ya profile pic, it just loads as far as the bike mirror........ you are a big tease aye :wavey:

spookey

9th January 2005, 15:54

Just like to tease

spookey

9th January 2005, 15:55

and check out the profile...

dangerous

9th January 2005, 16:38

and check out the profile...
now theres no picy there what ya doing girl?

Ghost Lemur

9th January 2005, 18:18

now theres no picy there what ya doing girl?

Think she answered that two posts prior...

Just like to tease.

:lol: Looks like you'll fit right in here spookey.

Storm

9th January 2005, 18:48

Welcome to the site spookey. Stop teasing the poor boys or they'll over heat !!! :sunny:

sels1

9th January 2005, 19:44

The problem with lines drawn in the sand is that the tides of acceptable behaviour sometimes ebb and leave you all alone and too far up the beach!

This is however infinately preferable to when the same tide comes crashing in just as quickly, leaving you on the wrong side of the line and in the water up to your neck!

Juding the position between the low and high water marks on the beach of morality is a tricky business and sadly, on this beach, there are no life guards!

Paul N

Very philosophical today Paul?.....must be Sunday :)

Welcome aboard to Spooky

Biff

9th January 2005, 20:08

Just wish I was a younger chic and you could have one of me :2thumbsup
All be it....in good taste

Hey Spookie and welcome - I for one would welcome any tasteful photos that we're able to collect, irrespective of your age. Please feel free to drop me a copy of any you have, or alternatively post it here.

Ta

Biff

9th January 2005, 20:16

The problem with lines drawn in the sand is that the tides of acceptable behaviour sometimes ebb and leave you all alone and too far up the beach!

This is however infinately preferable to when the same tide comes crashing in just as quickly, leaving you on the wrong side of the line and in the water up to your neck!

Juding the position between the low and high water marks on the beach of morality is a tricky business and sadly, on this beach, there are no life guards!

Paul N

Well said.

Constructive comments are welcome and useful, even if they do give me a headache trying to work out the train of thought that lay behind them. :2thumbsup

toads

10th January 2005, 07:13

Good question...

I guess part of me has an issue with "objectification" of women, particularly where "standards" are applied that could lead to either ridicule or humiliation.

The "let's have a girlie calendar" idea initially underwhelmed me, as you may have surmised. I accept it's all in good fun, and that those who are illustrated therein will understand and have fully consented to what may be entailed in this process. Done well, this could be a top initiative. I hope my misgivings are proved unfounded.

I confess to feeling exactly the same way Hitcher

Riff Raff

10th January 2005, 07:50

I confess to feeling exactly the same way Hitcher
I think my piccie is totally tasteless - drunk girlie sitting on someone's bike, wearing Two Smokers leathers that are way too big for me, chrimbo hat on .... there's nothing sexy about that. But I can laugh at myself and I don't mind others laughing too.

inlinefour

13th January 2005, 13:15

Draco

17th January 2005, 10:15

Here you go hitcher, i sure don't feel objectified in this pic as anything other than another hoodlum biker (irrespective of gender)!

merv

17th January 2005, 11:33

Here you go hitcher, i sure don't feel objectified in this pic as anything other than another hoodlum biker (irrespective of gender)!

Cool huh! You have money for tyres?