Al Bundy joins up.

[AlBundy]

Hi, my name's Al. I have a lovely wife called Peg, a hot daughter called Kelly and a son called Bud...

I ride a Honda 50 at this stage but may upgrade to a retard soon...

[Nasty]

Welcome aboard Al .. sounds like you will fit right in.

[Swoop]

Noice!

:ride:

[merv]

Hi Al and welcome.

What were you going to tell us about the American Standard toilet?

Is it the best place to sit to read Kiwi Rider or to use your laptop for KB?

I know on TV you swear by the product but is it available in NZ? http://www.americanstandard-us.com/

[Usarka]

I hope you haven't been smoking bud.... :gob:

[portokiwi]

:not: KELLY:devil2:

[chubby]

Didn't you have a brother Ted? He had a killer reputation even on his bike.

[Murray]

Welcome aboard.. Whats Kelly doing tonight?????? Want a ride perhaps????

[Blossom]

meh name dropping from the first post.
:rolleyes:

yes I think you will fit right in.... welcome.

[AlBundy]

Mmmm, thanks all so far...

Regarding Kelly... I'll let her decide if any of you are deviant enough...

She's a good, giving girl, she is...

[RC1]

Mmmm, thanks all so far...

Regarding Kelly... I'll let her decide if any of you are deviant enough...

She's a good, giving girl, she is...

you could put her on tard me

[Toaster]

Mmmm, thanks all so far...

Regarding Kelly... I'll let her decide if any of you are deviant enough...

She's a good, giving girl, she is...

Most are all talk and full of hot air! It's the quiet stalker's you have to watch out for.:shifty:

Welcome to the site.

Pictures of your daughter are recommended assuming she is over 16, otherwise just pm them to SkidMark.:blink:

[Maha]

Mmmm, thanks all so far...

Regarding Kelly... I'll let her decide if any of you are deviant enough...

She's a good, giving girl, she is...

And that coming form her ''dad''? yeah thats a natural comment.....:scratch:

[AlBundy]

A family photo...

[AlBundy]

And that coming form her ''dad''? yeah thats a natural comment.....:scratch:

You need to watch more tv...:laugh:

[sinfull]

A family photo...
Get ya hand out of yr pants man !!!!

[AlBundy]

Get ya hand out of yr pants man !!!!


Why? Do you want in?

Sorry, you not my type... Peg will have fun with this....

[sinfull]

Why? Do you want in?

Sorry, you not my type... Peg will have fun with this....
Cool Do you wanna watch ? (her scream and beg for more) cause i don't mind !! So long as there are pics of kelly on the big screen ! Shhhh don't tell peg !

[AlBundy]

Cool Do you wanna watch ? (her scream and beg for more) cause i don't mind !! So long as there are pics of kelly on the big screen ! Shhhh don't tell peg !

Sorry, but Peg only has eyes for her Al....

She did like the joke though, so keep 'em coming.

Peg's not happy about your Kelly fascination though...

I however can see where you are coming from...

[sinfull]

Sorry, but Peg only has eyes for her Al....

She did like the joke though, so keep 'em coming.

Peg's not happy about your Kelly fascination though...

I however can see where you are coming from...
Shall i bring my ukeleli ? Or does this have stepfather remifications ?

[AlBundy]

Peg also told me off for saying Kelly was a good, giving girl...

Ah well, I'll be keeping the dog company then...

[AlBundy]

Shall i bring my ukeleli ? Or does this have stepfather remifications ?


A banjo will do. I understand they use them on the West Coast of the South Island....

So at least you have them there...

[Owl]

Welcome aboard Al. I'm sure the site could do with another family man.:msn-wink:

Al

[ajturbo]

Al... your my hero!!!

[avgas]

I ride a Honda 50 at this stage but may upgrade to a retard soon...
I thought that was banned in the 70's?
Cant even ride a dog these days.....

[sinfull]

A banjo will do. I understand they use them on the West Coast of the South Island....

So at least you have them there...

Have to say i do like yr wit ! But i'm sure i'll like yr daughter better !
What banjo ?

[AlBundy]

I thought that was banned in the 70's?
Cant even ride a dog these days.....


Hahahahaha...

[AlBundy]

Have to say i do like yr wit ! But i'm sure i'll like yr daughter better !
What banjo ?

One of them things...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo

Umm, thanks. I enjoy my wit too....

Peg's getting annoyed with the Kelly comments...

Bud thinks it's hillarious though.

[Owl]

Have to say i do like yr wit ! But i'm sure i'll like yr daughter better !

Just cause you can't ride your bike, doesn't mean you get to ride his daughter!:done:

[AlBundy]

Just cause you can't ride your bike, doesn't mean you get to ride his daughter!:done:

Yeah, Kelly likes it if the guys ride well. Bud says she likes it when they know how to back it in...

[sinfull]

One of them things...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo

Umm, thanks. I enjoy my wit too....

Peg's getting annoyed with the Kelly comments...

Bud thinks it's hillarious though.

Awww Peg Peg Peg ! You are lovely too !
And i'm sure Al tells you all the time !
Kelly don't interest me at all, crikey woman what would i want with a nimble 18 yr old hotty !
finds the nearest post to frott !

[AlBundy]

Awww Peg Peg Peg ! You are lovely too !
And i'm sure Al tells you all the time !
Kelly don't interest me at all, crikey woman what would i want with a nimble 18 yr old hotty !
finds the nearest post to frott !


Thanks Sinfull.

Peg rushed out mumbling something about me not complimenting her enough...

Yes, Kelly is quite the dancer. She really enjoys it too. I'm pleased all those classes have paid off and someone has noticed how nimble she is.

[sinfull]

Thanks Sinfull.

Peg rushed out mumbling something about me not complimenting her enough...

Yes, Kelly is quite the dancer. She really enjoys it too. I'm pleased all those classes have paid off and someone has noticed how nimble she is.
Was that her ?? awww haha she never did give me the change for that lap dance ! Aww well ! Wow is peg as good ? Thinks M+D dirty thoughts !

[AlBundy]

Was that her ?? awww haha she never did give me the change for that lap dance ! Aww well ! Wow is peg as good ? Thinks M+D dirty thoughts !

Hahahaha... :clap: