Want a laugh? Check out this bike!

[Danger]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dirt-bikes/auction-161896486.htm

Every photo worth another giggle!

Some of the features make me laugh too like:

**big luxury exhaust pipe
**new adjustment on rear wheel
**digital mileage meter
** adjustable front shocker
**adjustable rear shocker
**engine protector
** front shocker mud protector

for any quastions or specail price.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[daytona 2]

asians....even my 40cc polini was more expensive then that...thats one gay bike....lol..:eek: i think a pw50 would thrash that in a race...lol

i asked him how can a mud gaurd on a dirt bike be an extra??...lol and how a can exhaust be luxury??..lol man thats one funny guy..

[TLMAN]

SHINETIME MOTORSPORTS!!!!:Punk:

(the name says it all)

[Danger]

LOL this guy has a few of these for sale and someone has even bid on one. Here is an example of a question and answer on another of his listings.

Question: Hi What do you think max rider weight for this bike to be able to be riden saftly on roads keeping in mind most of riding would be on open rd thanks posted by: richard402 (44 ) 12:32 pm, Sun 29 Jun

Answer: sorry ,not understand your quastion. 6:19 pm, Sun 29 Jun


:jerry::jerry:

[daytona 2]

to ask that kind of question you have to be preety fat..lol and yes you can tell he didnt go to school...im mean im only 13 and i can spell question...he must be new to engilsh or just be realy dumb..

[Danger]

I think he will be Asian.

Here is some feed back.

Made payment and was ensured bike would be perfect, bike arrived and had all sorts of problems - faulty speedometer, leaking carborator took it to motorcycle repair shop advised that bike is not road worthy, when bike was started electrics smoked - PLEASE REFUND ME MY MONEY!!!

:stupid::stupid::rolleyes:

[Danger]

Lots of happy customers and also lots of uncompleted trades as well.

[Drew]

I'd buy one for a grand, just to thrash and kill it. Be my luck the engine was bullet proof and the bike would fall apart though.

[Madness]

I like the bit where he says; "NOT BUMMER HUMMER".

[Danger]

Yeah if you had the money it would be quite a laugh to turn up to an enduro or MX on one. You would have to wear spoody gear and your helmet backwards to get any real cred tho.

[clmintie]

The frame scares me. What do the engineers on here think of this joint?

I had a '60's Greaves scramble bike a million years ago that had a cast front down tube that was years ahead of this.....

[Badcat]

i'm lost for words.
can't find a place to start on what to say about that bike.
scary thing is - i bet you CAN get it registered on NZ roads - and someone will.

[Danger]

Ha ha one good double jump and the engine will probably exit the bottom of the bike!

[Colapop]

Another one of those Nigerian bike scams?

[fridayflash]

The frame scares me. What do the engineers on here think of this joint?

I had a '60's Greaves scramble bike a million years ago that had a cast front down tube that was years ahead of this.....
:lol:faaark! i wouldnt trust that frame with a honda chaly motor powering
it!!! and what about those footpegs? which ones do you choose?
hehe

[portokiwi]

Made payment and was ensured bike would be perfect, bike arrived and had all sorts of problems - faulty speedometer, leaking carborator took it to motorcycle repair shop advised that bike is not road worthy, when bike was started electrics smoked - PLEASE REFUND ME MY MONEY
lots of happy people lol.
You could buy these bikes in Afghanistan for $1000 U.S fun to ride too lol.

[skidMark]

Not bummer hummer.

[toebug]

Might be alright if you are a total pleb! But should only be regarded in the same light as cheap chinese pit bikes!

[Steam]

Come on folks, let's ask many amusing questions!

I just asked "Hi, are the shockers adjustable voltage? I want to shock pedestrians but not hurt them too much. Thanks."

[barty5]

I got asked yesterday to be a service agent for one of these asian bike groups they bring in quads etc going to bring some in to the workshop in the next month to check out im going to ask to have a couple as demos think it might be a chance for KBers to give them a good work out and see what they are really made off (put them through their paces so to speak) need to know what they go like befor you can service or sell them is my way of thinking. Ill let all interested in a bit of fun know once it gets closer (sure as hell better not look like this one).

[Coyote]

i'm lost for words.
can't find a place to start on what to say about that bike.
scary thing is - i bet you CAN get it registered on NZ roads - and someone will.
Goes to show how far from reality the bureaucrats in charge of licensing/registration are...

[Danger]

Come on folks, let's ask many amusing questions!

I just asked "Hi, are the shockers adjustable voltage? I want to shock pedestrians but not hurt them too much. Thanks."

Ha ha thats the best laugh so far!

[daytona 2]

i thought id better ask him if the exhaust is 5 star luxury...lol :clap:

[daytona 2]

there was one at batany honda ride...it was leaking petrol and refusing to start....{wat a supprise} i feel sorry for the person that bought it..they wasted all that money..for same price they could of got a pw80..lol

[portokiwi]

louey06 (77 ) 25 Jan 2008 jerry74 was the seller
(#135738640)

brought a mikilon 250cc before xmas.these 250cc bikes are by far the best put togather,the best performance and handling 250cc dirtbikes market from china,others don,t come close.if you want to purchase the best 250cc for the price than go for it ,the service that these guys give is awesome good communication,very easy to deal with,ive brought second 250cc bike,others ready to purchase just from riding my bike,buy with confidence these guy are awesome just like there products.cheers louey06
:shit: Have you seen what this guy sells....... Chinese bike parts lol.... I wounder if they work togeather. That was in the guys feed back

[daytona 2]

well i guess that guy dosnt know what a good bike is...i mean chinese bikes are the worst bikes you can buy..how could they be good??...ive had a chinese dirt bike...and i was like rusty tin can with a engine with the same output and performance as a lawn mower..

[MIXONE]

I've asked him if he thinks it would be suitable to convert to running on used cooking oil.:rolleyes:

[CB ARGH]

i think a pw50 would thrash that in a race...lol

I would love to see that. I used to own a shitty old asian 43cc stand up scooter. They had quite a bit of power... seriously.

Oh god, just saw the price... :sick:

Luxury exhaust... that's odd.

[CB ARGH]

Oh my god that is actually a real worry. How on EARTH can those brakes be on road worthy? :mad:

[noobi]

the back rotor looks to shiny to be real!
probaly just spray painted plastic if you ask me
i wonder what the specail price is?
you really do have to wonder aboput some people standards, EEC have strange standards if this is high imagine what low is??!!:bash:

[toebug]

I can see the questions are mounting up. Hmmm, can you get a super luxury exhaust for it?

[Danger]

the back rotor looks to shiny to be real!


Good selling point! He could use that!:laugh:

[hayd3n]

:eek:ewwwwwwwwww:2guns:

[Teava]

Seller Comment:
beautful nice bike,brend new in box and nothing wrong with it. RRP$2990.I need some cash,so give a chance to a lucky peoson.happy bidding. 9:16 pm, Sat 17 May

LMAO that is the best one, hes giving people CHANCES now to buy these!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Teava]

Seller Comment: for your safety ,I sugges a expenrence bike guy to do assembled and test it then take to VTNZ.only take 2 hours to do it.cheers.$330 incl plates,WOF and rego.cheers

I think we could go all day with these comments LMAO

[Reckless]

I want one!!!!! Digital dash! Nice !!! I bet you guys would all be jealous if that turned up at the sandpit next weekend :confused::wari: hehe I'd need a headlight guard though!! TUI moment!!:sick:



Goes to show how far from reality the bureaucrats in charge of licensing/registration are...

yep they put up cheescutters than permit bikes like this ! Good combination aye!!! TUI again!
Hold on, you'd have to get it vinned wouldn't you? Could you vin this for the road??

[awayatc]

They are very good on fuel though......one tankfull lasts the life of the bike usualy......:oi-grr:

[riffer]

How many bikes has this clown sold?

Should he have a dealers licence to sell so many road registerable bikes?

[toebug]

I see there are now 10 unanswered questions. LOL I'm guessing they are all stupid ones from us!!:laugh:

[clmintie]

How many of us put it on our watch list? Poor bugga will be getting all excited..........

[Pedrostt500]

Ah it be all rlight you be verly jelous you not halve one you bluy this blike you ble the envly of you fliends,
though if you want a good laff one day get hold of the owners manuals and try to make sence of it.
Yes I vote we all put it on our watch lists, got to be good humour.

[dammad1]

You got to be out of your mind to pay that sort of dollars for such a peice of shit, I think it would be hard case if we all got one and had a competition on who could totally kill it the fastest!

Maybe we should ask him if we can come and test ride them. LOL.

[Pedrostt500]

had a look at his other listings, Scary hes got a 300cc water cooled bike with a CD ignition, so you must beable to play mood music on your ride, not sure how that works.

[theblacksmith]

Yes the old footpegs look shite aye.Its a shame the environment has to be polluted to produce such a waste of resources!Hes probably got the "luxury" bit from someone jamin one up his jacksie lol - still attached to the thing.Cheers Danger - you turned a weiry day into a rib cracking one!Funny alright.

[clmintie]

I see there are now 10 unanswered questions. LOL I'm guessing they are all stupid ones from us!!:laugh:


YUP............

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Questions and answers
Comments on this auction
man thats one studid bike....a mud gaurd is not a special feature on a dirt bike....it's standard on every dirt bike..{every proper one anyway} and how can an exhaust pipe be luxury....ha ha ha..ur funny posted by: mady107 (1 ) 1:04 pm, Sat 5 Jul
Hi, are the shockers adjustable voltage? I want to shock pedestrians but not hurt them too much. Thanks. posted by: jamiedunedin (356 ) 1:49 pm, Sat 5 Jul
Hi, would you take $2400 cash? posted by: allan_ (90 ) 1:52 pm, Sat 5 Jul
Do you think this would be suitable to convert to running on used cooking oil? posted by: mixone (52 ) 2:47 pm, Sat 5 Jul
How luxury is the exhaust? Get you get a super luxury one for it? posted by: toebug (720 ) 3:59 pm, Sat 5 Jul
Would this be suitable for free style motox? posted by: cheese21 (105 ) 4:36 pm, Sat 5 Jul
how many ks before a rebuild??? posted by: _christina (94 ) 4:54 pm, Sat 5 Jul
can you get spare parts for these look like itll fall apart posted by: _christina (94 ) 4:56 pm, Sat 5 Jul
can you get spare parts for these looks like itll fall apart posted by: _christina (94 ) 4:56 pm, Sat 5 Jul
hi there, how shocking are the shockers? i only want fully shocking shockers that are shockingly shocking. Also, can i get it with half size 18" wheel? i think the full size might be to shocking for me posted by: yod (49 ) 5:42 pm, Sat 5 Jul

[Danger]

Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!
:scooter:

[Danger]

I see the luxury exhaust has been removed from the new listing. I think I'll ask why?

[Danger]

My question

Does this wun come with a luxurly exhaust coz I was leally rooking for 1 of those and a bike with a luxurly exhaust wood just be a big bonus on top

[EJK]

Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!
:scooter:

That'll worth a dollar! :2thumbsup

[camchain]

Dammit Danger you made me look at that thing (Nausea passing and offset by amusement).

I really like they way the lower frame cradle attaches at a different angle to the down tube, (good spotting clmintie) but what's really needed to visually set this glamour machine off is 'LUXURY HANDLEBAR TASSLES' to match the polka dot handlebar pad.

Pity the top bid has gone over the $25 I'd pay for it. I'd love to see this thing chained to a tree at the Sandpit with a luxury sledgehammer next to it. Seriously.

I'd have to check but I think glamour Handlebar tassles may be available from Lucky Happy Flying Sky Dragon Manufacturing Company Inc. (Hard Parts division. Sorry KTMers but it is orange)

[clmintie]

The questions are starting to get interesting again.....

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=164334124

[Kittyhawk]

Well, the speedo looks like a calcuator strapped on the front

The colour scheme is totally wrong

Tyres, are they made of recycled condoms?

Frame, buckles under the pressure of entering into someones drive way then the engine drops out

The bike in pic 1 does it magicially change colour from black to yellow in pic two?

The brakes at the rear look like the little 50cc I sat on at the warehouse...put on the back brake the disk locked up and stopped but the wheel kept spinning!!

The bolts in the frame guarantee they arent lock tight and even if they were they'd rattle out!

Fark thats a bad bike! Well its not even worthy to be called a bike!!

[Kittyhawk]

LMAO i threw up a couple of questions :cold:

[Kittyhawk]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-162469737.htm

is this one road worthy?

[arj127]

A few minor adjustments and it will be a front runner in the world motocross championships for sure! :2thumbsup

[daytona 2]

zongshen are actualy believe it or not quite good because there imported by triumph nz which dont import shit bikes or "bummer hummers" lol :banana:

[portokiwi]

EEC approv high standred bike, ROAD LEGAL BIKE,$330 ORC at buyer expense if need regist ,bike is new in a box,96%assembled.


Engine type:japanese standred AAA grade single cylinder,4 stroke
Starting mode: kick/electric start
Max speed(km/h):125
Max power (KW/min):14.8*6500
Max torque (n/min):19.8/5500
Wheel base(mm):1430
Ground clearance(mm):340
Seat height(mm):960
Gross/net weight(kg):130/109
Assembled dimensions(L*W*H)(mm):2020*840*1280

**full size 18" and 21" wheels
**new adjustment on rear wheel
**digital mileage meter
** adjustable front shocker
**adjustable rear shocker
**engine protector
** front shocker mud protector


full size adult bike,not for kids

NOT BUMMER HUMMER.

Is it as good as a pocket bike lol

[tnarg]

There was a guy up the sandpit yesterday with a bike very similar to one of these. I sat at an intersection watching him trying to move the thing and he didn't look like he was having fun haha. Not sure if it was him or the bike having the troubles but was a little entertaining for me for me to watch. :niceone:

[Ktmboy]

Ahhhh... fuckin purrrrfect. Wardens bike for Two Moons night ride.

Well it does have a light!
Wonder what the candle power is? On watchlist now.

[EJK]

what is MOTARD BIKE?
:rofl: Kill me plese :killingme

[clmintie]

Ahhhh... fuckin purrrrfect. Wardens bike for Two Moons night ride.

Well it does have a light!
Wonder what the candle power is? On watchlist now.


With the leaking carby, you'd only need one match, but what a big candle...... :whistle:

[EJK]

Check out this bike
http://www.carfax.co.nz/car/?plate=93yqf

[Kittyhawk]

hehe I have yet to post pics of me riding a kiwi chopper....a great 12km/hr home built electric rat bike...Dad got bored one day :sweatdrop

[Kittyhawk]

Why no pickup option? I not pay for delivery too expensive, it cheaper for me to pick up and put box on back of my bike

I have 250cc off road bike 1985 Honda XR 250 and it go faster than this. I think this fall apart bike

I couldnt help myself! :lol: if only this guy knew how much of a piss take the entire thing is now thanks to good old quality KB entertainment!

[barty5]

this is the same guy i rang yamaha about he was puttin yz450f photo up trying to pass them off as a close look a like they had them removed very quickly.

PS who is going to direct him to this thread?

[camchain]

Nice one Barty5. I checked that bike ad saw the YZ pic missing after reading Dangers Post. Figured Yamaha NZ must have been made aware of it.

[crazyxr250rider]

Shit I still wana get one of those YZF look alikes and kill it!!!

[daytona 2]

i think hes a little pissed off with me now...:niceone: i asked him if the CD ignition can play tapes and if can you plug your MP3 player into the CD ignition....:clap::clap:

[Kornholio]

Shit I still wana get one of those YZF look alikes and kill it!!!

It'll probably kill you in the process :wacko:

[klingon]

Why no pickup option? I not pay for delivery too expensive, it cheaper for me to pick up and put box on back of my bike

I have 250cc off road bike 1985 Honda XR 250 and it go faster than this. I think this fall apart bike

Answer: "if you change to a smail sporoke ,you can go faster."

Ah! That explains it! Anyone have a smail sporoke I can borrow?

[daytona 2]

It'll probably kill you in the process :wacko:


lol thats true i had one of those 49cc chinese dirt bikes...was was practicly a hitman....

[nodrog]

you cunts are mean!

[barty5]

Answer: "if you change to a smail sporoke ,you can go faster."

Ah! That explains it! Anyone have a smail sporoke I can borrow?

i have some sheet steel and a grinder reakon i could make one as good as his bike.lol

[barty5]

you cunts are mean!

yeh but were funny mean cunts

[Husky125]

No just No. Would even want to breath to heavily around it might fall apart. Wouldn't want to ride it looks like you could snap it in half

[daytona 2]

on those 300cc watercooled ones he said to me that they have the same suspension system as a yamaha yzf....lol hes a little simple...if he thinks that....

[firefighter]

what a shocker

[Gubb]

Heehee. I just directed him to the thread.

Should be fun.

[crazyxr250rider]

Snaped:gob:

[Pedrostt500]

Ay there must be a sucker born every day as some ass has bid $205 for it.

[I'm motarded]

now thats funny :rofl: whats a Motard

[dmoney]

What a peice of crap:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Pity any dumb fuk that buys this

[Gubb]

6:38 pm, Mon 7 Jul.<small>This auction was withdrawn by the seller before the expiry date.</small>

[cs363]

:eek5: OMG! I've just looked at his other listings..... surely there aren't people stupid enough to buy these things?
I've seen some crap bikes in my time but these take the cake.

[RiderInBlack]

6:38 pm, Mon 7 Jul.This auction was withdrawn by the seller before the expiry date. [/color]</SMALL>http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dual-purpose/auction-162713239.htm So he just trys selling it under a new listing
But this is funny:
hi, im looking for a bike for my girlfriend, can we please view the the bike as my girlfriend is not that tall and need to make sure she can get on it posted by: mathew271 (2 ) 4:20 pm, Thu 3 Jul
bikes in a box,so is not possble to test ride 11:56 am, Fri 4 Jul

Could you please put it in a bigger box? posted by: awayatc (93 ) 5:19 pm, Sat 5 Jul
?????? 8:07 pm, Sat 5 Jul
From http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dual-purpose/auction-163732337.htm

[Kittyhawk]

LMAO yeam I was 145kgs from the NORTH ISLAND...oooer here we go again!!!

That guy is a nut!!

[Kittyhawk]

Why you withdraw other listing! me think you shark, rip off kiwi fulla!!

I couldnt help myself!:laugh:

Whats this part mean?? - Email :jerryzounz at hotmail.com
for better dear WTF selling his wife too??

[noobi]

this guys tricky
i cant just change the name of my bike whenever i feel like it

[Pedrostt500]

I think this MUPPET needs to be stopped.

[cs363]

I wonder if the fair trading act would apply to these - I certainly don't think they are fit for the intended purpose, and frankly anyone that does and parts with coin for them has rocks, no make that boulders in their head!

[Pedrostt500]

Im starting to get sick of seeing these peices of junk palmed off onto the unsuspecting, and unknowing.
For a motorcycle or any vechicle in fact to be warrented and regerstered for NZ roads, and that has not been previously regerstered in NZ, it requires certain paper work to be presented with the vechicle, before the LTSA will even consider Vinning and regerstering the vechicle, if the vechicle is built out side of Japan, Europe , UK, Austrailia or North America, the vechile will fall into a special catorgory, and require that it has paper work to prove that it has been constructed to certain International standards, it will also require certain letters from the manufacturer stating the materials list and construction techniques for the vechicle, these letters need to be sighned off during the construction of the vechicle, I am uncertain that the paper work can be done retrospectivly. in other words if you do not have the correct paper work for your Chinese motor bike the LTSA will not VIN it you will not get a REG or WOF, and as this guy doesnt let you know his trading address and wont let you visit his trading address then I doubt you will ever get a refund.
I dont know if there is an international set of standards that Off Road motorcycles are constructed to, if not then maybe there should be. Possibly one of you guys who work in the motorcycle industry could answer that for me.
these bikes look dangerious for the unknoledgeable and the unsuspecting, as this will cost the motorcycle industry in the long run and also those of us who are the consumers of that industry, through higher acc levies, and if the Government decides to clean up the acts of the Fly by Night motorcycle importers then that cost will eventualy filter to the consumers and tax payers, this may not seem a big deal now but could be a big deal latter on.

[Drew]

Ay there must be a sucker born every day as some ass has bid $205 for it.

No way man, I'd happily pay $500 for it. Be a good toy, and when the bike falls apart I'd use the motor for a go cart.

Think of it as a toy, rather than a motorcycle and it's value doubles instantly.

[Mikkel]

Bwahahaha - funniest thing I've seen in a long long time. Had me laughing for quite a while - those pictures are awesome.

Sell it to the unsuspecting you say? Hell yes, Darwin needs all the help he can get these days and if you choose to ride that thing there on the open road you have got it coming - whether it's registerable or not.

[JATZ]

This is the funnniest thread I've read for a long time,the questions and answers were pretty good too

I'd pay $20 for one, I figure $1 a minute aint to bad for some entertainment,and the pleasure of riding a "shineytime 250"

[cs363]

I think you'd only buy one of those bikes if you had been having an excessive 'shineytime' session at home polishing the purple helmet.....
Which could well be the preferred pastime of the seller as well...

[chester]

I think this MUPPET needs to be stopped.

I agree but how?:Police:

[tate35]

That's Great!!! Can understand the confusion it is a confusing question lol:2thumbsup



LOL this guy has a few of these for sale and someone has even bid on one. Here is an example of a question and answer on another of his listings.

Question: Hi What do you think max rider weight for this bike to be able to be riden saftly on roads keeping in mind most of riding would be on open rd thanks posted by: richard402 (44 ) 12:32 pm, Sun 29 Jun

Answer: sorry ,not understand your quastion. 6:19 pm, Sun 29 Jun


:jerry::jerry:

[stig]

I agree with pedrostt, I too am sick of people pawning off crap like this to the unknowledgable, theres worse thing going on but you'd like to think this could be one of the easier things to halt. There's a few T.M sellers living of the fringe of consumer law, have seen one with over 150 -ve feedback, would be nice if T.M took to some of the bad ones instead just banking the fees.

In all my recent rides at the sandpit I've seen a least one of these "class" of bikes broken down with the owner kicking away. Darwin theories aside, its usually a young kid getting a raw taste for the world and how awesome dirt riding can be.

[hayd3n]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-162469737.htm

is this one road worthy?

tha dosent look 2 bad for a 250

[eastlight]

ha ha ha ha ha ha , OMG is that guy serious?? funny as hell, even funnier are the questions sent in to the seller. I wonder if they have a whole warehouse full of these things? :doh: