Missus wants to become a copper

[SixPackBack]

Should I divorce??

[PirateJafa]

Hell no. Losing your license to your own wife would be the best Minties Moment ever.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Go for it Jackey then you can bust his ass :killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

[FJRider]

Would you stay if she did become a cop ???...

[DingoZ]

Good luck to her...:)

[Gwinch]

Should I divorce??

She'd look good in uniform.

[1 Free Man]

Should I divorce??

Shit no man hang in there. If ya fuck up she can get ya off. loose the paperwork, you know what I'm say'n nudge nudge wink wink!!:jerry:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Should I divorce??



What do you mean Uniform,Handcuffs and i'm sure you would enjoy being battoned:Punk:

[SixPackBack]

What do you mean Uniform,Handcuffs and i'm sure you would enjoy being battoned:Punk:

Missus loses the paperwork and handcuffs me to the bed.....yeah I'm coming around:yes:

[hayd3n]

cops are ppl they arent always on duty youll probably find most are decent humans out of uniform

[NighthawkNZ]

Babe in uniform... hmmmm

[The Stranger]

Should I divorce??

Yes immediately!

[SixPackBack]

cops are ppl they arent always on duty youll probably find most are decent humans out of uniform

Well she looks good outs uniform:yes:

[Big Dave]

Sometimes Karma is completely delicious.

[SixPackBack]

Yes immediately!

Hard for you to hide your desire for me huh??

[sinfull]

Missus loses the paperwork and handcuffs me to the bed.....yeah I'm coming around:yes:

Ya left out the batton !!! lol See a batton patton forming here !
Nothing gets me going more than a woman in uniform

(you got a cam ?)

[FJRider]

Just think of all the things you want to do to a cop...in and out of uniform... POST the vid's... dare ya.

[rudolph]

You could get her to chase you round the house in her uniform:Police:

[JimO]

anti social hours, dealing with scum everyday, working with macho dickheads (some not all) i wouldnt be keen

[SixPackBack]

anti social hours, dealing with scum everyday, working with macho dickheads (some not all) i wouldnt be keen

Missus SPB reckons that sounds just like home:Oi:

[FJRider]

anti social hours, dealing with scum everyday, working with macho dickheads (some not all) i wouldnt be keen

Just your average occupation then ???

[Bren]

Ya left out the batton !!! lol See a batton patton forming here !
Nothing gets me going more than a woman in uniform

(you got a cam ?)

aaah so this dont do it for ya? lol

[Shadows]

Fuck no!

There's reason why they say you should keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.... and as an added bonus you can play games with her in uniform. :banana:

[sinfull]

aaah so this dont do it for ya? lol

OMG Is that why your staying home ????

[FJRider]

How many of your friends would still visit with a marked patrol car, parked in the drive. She might a posting to a decent part of the country...

[SixPackBack]

How many of your friends would still vissit with a marked patrol car, parked in the drive. She might a posting to a decent part of the country...

Posting is an issue for sure. As for 'friends' much like myself they make their choice and live with it.

[RiderInBlack]

Well she looks good outs uniform:yes:If she lookings any thing like this (see below) ya will have half the KB'ers around ta your place asking her ta arrest them, LOL

[Bren]

OMG Is that why your staying home ????

fuck off man...im straight up...a good ol' boy

[sinfull]

fuck off man...im straight up...a good ol' boy
Sky or prime ?

[FJRider]

Posting is an issue for sure. As for 'friends' much like myself they make their choice and live with it.

WELL SAID... I'm sure SHE will agree. Big decisions to be made/disscussed soon.... HOUSE HUSBAND mmmmmm

[Bren]

Sky or prime ?


ya lost me there....sometimes i is a bit stoopid too....depends om my blood alcohol level!

[sinfull]

ya lost me there....sometimes i is a bit stoopid too....depends om my blood alcohol level!

Haha Good ol boy be watching rugby ? if its sky and ya are i will not look at any more quote notifications anyway lol I CANTA HEAR YOU NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

[Bren]

Haha Good ol boy be watching rugby ? if its sky and ya are i will not look at any more quote notifications anyway lol I CANTA HEAR YOU NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH


whats rugby? I watch arena football (Gridiron equiv of super 7s) when I can see it...and nascar....I dont watch rugger

[peasea]

cops are ppl they arent always on duty youll probably find most are decent humans out of uniform

Where the blazes did you get that awesome acid???

[Littleman]

If she does....you may get the other side of the story.

Heaven forbid, you may actually be informed!

No... no....KB....what? an educated opinion....???

Neveaaaarrrrrr!!!!

[Maha]

Should I divorce??

Shes not a Ginga and would look good in a uniform....:Police:
I say sign up for another 30 years Sexy Police Baton

[Griffin]

:Police: + :spanking: = :love:

Just think... uniform, handcuffs, role playing and she would be trained in how to overpower you so there is domination to look forward to. :baby:

[scumdog]

Hell no. Losing your license to your own wife would be the best Minties Moment ever.

Mwahahaha, she will turn into a female version of me - and then look at the arguments you'll have - and face-to-face!!:laugh:

Oh the irony!!:bleh:

[scumdog]

cops are ppl they arent always on duty youll probably find most are decent humans out of uniform

I dunno, we can still be right arseholes off duty when we meet the appropriate dicks-heads, twats and other imbecilic forms of life....:whistle:

[SixPackBack]

If she does....you may get the other side of the story.

Heaven forbid, you may actually be informed!

No... no....KB....what? an educated opinion....???

Neveaaaarrrrrr!!!!

She works in local law at the mo' and has a lot to do with courts, coppers, etc.
I am well informed ! ............Wind ups, a dry sense of humour, but mostly comments designed to target a particular person is a strategy that most would be oblivious to.......remember a lot of coppers read this shite:cool:

:Police: + :spanking: = :love:

Just think... uniform, handcuffs, role playing and she would be trained in how to overpower you so there is domination to look forward to. :baby:

She will never be equipped to over power me.


Shes not a Ginga and would look good in a uniform....:Police:
I say sign up for another 30 years Sexy Police Baton

Yeah I was thinkin' of renewing the vows until this!?

[DMNTD]

Haven't you always wanted to fuck the Police? :buggerd:

[SixPackBack]

Haven't you always wanted to fuck the Police? :buggerd:
HAHAHAHAHAAH..........might be getting my chance soon:whistle:

[Toaster]

If she does....you may get the other side of the story.

Heaven forbid, you may actually be informed!

No... no....KB....what? an educated opinion....???

Neveaaaarrrrrr!!!!

Hehe Karma's a bitch huh?!!!

[Bikernereid]

Come on mate not only do you get hot chick in uniform supplied with handcuffs and truntion to use at ones own discretion. But the lo down on good gear with raid warning.

What more could you want?

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[AllanB]

Tell her to go for it. If she is happy you'll be a lot happier!

Now about that picture above ...............

[The Stranger]

Mwahahaha, she will turn into a female version of me - and then look at the arguments you'll have - and face-to-face!!:laugh:

Oh the irony!!:bleh:

Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments

[1 Free Man]

Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments

HELLO!!! She = woman = argument won all the time. All ways right!!!:doh:

[Bikernereid]

No flies on you, you seems to know what is what.

women = always right; men= always wrong and deformed women.


HELLO!!! She = woman = argument won all the time. All ways right!!!:doh:

[owner]

Men are bigger, louder and we smell that means WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!:rockon:


No flies on you, you seems to know what is what.

women = always right; men= always wrong and deformed women.

[toebug]

anti social hours, dealing with scum everyday, working with macho dickheads (some not all) i wouldnt be keen

As well as no more New Years eves off, and no more Christmas with the family. My sister is a cop and now hates the world! Everyones a crim, including her brothers and has a completely negative view of society.

If you dont want your missus around anymore, then let her go for it!:shutup:

[scumdog]

Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments


You have to win arguments/?

Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..:yawn:

[The Stranger]

You have to win arguments/?

Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..:yawn:

I see you have taken Helens message to heart there - winning is unimportant, provided you play the game.

[FJRider]

You have to win arguments/?

Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..:yawn:

To KEEP a stable relationship, winning ALL arguments does not "help".

[1 Free Man]

WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!:rockon:
you must be on your own. If there was a woman in the house I doubt you would get away with a statement like that.

[SixPackBack]

Come on mate not only do you get hot chick in uniform supplied with handcuffs and truntion to use at ones own discretion. But the lo down on good gear with raid warning.

What more could you want?


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I have no intention of divorcing my wife......;)

[quote=toebug;1636370]As well as no more New Years eves off, and no more Christmas with the family. My sister is a cop and now hates the world! Everyones a crim, including her brothers and has a completely negative view of society.

If you dont want your missus around anymore, then let her go for it!:shutup:

It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
The irony is not lost on me:yes:

[peasea]

I dunno, we can still be right arseholes off duty when we meet the appropriate dicks-heads, twats and other imbecilic forms of life....:whistle:

Waiting, waiting, waiting.............

[Bikernereid]

[quote=Bikern1mpho;1636291]Come on mate not only do you get hot chick in uniform supplied with handcuffs and truntion to use at ones own discretion. But the lo down on good gear with raid warning.

What more could you want?


http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10859821.jpg
I have no intention of divorcing my wife......;)



It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
The irony is not lost on me:yes:

I hear you. Look at who I am dating, an ex pot head with "very interesting" family and I want to work in the penal sector. Looks like opposites really do attract, and a little bit of understanding does go a long way.

[Bikernereid]

you must be on your own. If there was a woman in the house I doubt you would get away with a statement like that.

There is a woman in the house but she lets him think he has got away with things like that!! Being the superior gender it aint that hard!!

[owner]

[
I have no intention of divorcing my wife......;)



It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
The irony is not lost on me:yes:

When my sister started seeing the enemy(cops) I was dead against it.After 6 months I learnt. I should have embraced it, he is not so bad hes actually good for her. So dont waste any time being funny about it. Support her! even if she does make wrong decisions

[owner]

is better than being non-descript


I hear you. Look at who I am dating, an ex pot head with "very interesting" family and I want to work in the penal sector. Looks like opposites really do attract, and a little bit of understanding does go a long way.

[Conquiztador]

My ex wanted to become police many years ago when we only had one child. We discussed it in lenght. I moved in circles where the police was not always a friend... It would have put a big strain on the relationship. When do you stop being a police? As soon as you clock out? When you come home? Or never? I could see us moving to two completley different social scenes. It certainly would have ment that I had been treated differently by the ones I associated with. And that would have killed anything we had going (in hindsight it would only have made it all happen much quicker, but how was I to know then?).

Anyhow, after some thinking I put up an ultimatum: You do what you want to, but if you join up I will be gone. And in the end she did not join up.

She has always held that against me, and even if it was not the blow that made it all end, I am certain that is was a small piece of the puzzle.

When now looking at it all I would have to say, that as I am not a big fan of the police and she had aspirations to become one, I should have then realised that there was some major differences in how we looked at life. But love tends to make you see things in a strange colour.

So if you are looking for advise I can only tell you to look inside your self. Trust your gut feeling. If you are 100% clean and there is no skeletons and you have no shady friends, then perhaps it could work. But if you worry that it will change how people look at you and it will make you feel uncomfy, then consider carefully what it means. Not only for you, but for her also. If there is things going on that she should not turn an blind eye towards, then is it right to put her in that situation? Or does not being totally honest become what you would have to do? And that would then be one of the cornerstones of a relationship gone.

If I again was confronted with the same dilemma I would again make the same decision.

This is only my look at it. Others will differ. (And I know 2 on here that have been clear in their opinion re this before. Have the red blings to prove it...)

Good Luck.

[Bikernereid]

My ex wanted to become police many years ago when we only had one child. We discussed it in lenght. I moved in circles where the police was not always a friend... It would have put a big strain on the relationship. When do you stop being a police? As soon as you clock out? When you come home? Or never? I could see us moving to two completley different social scenes. It certainly would have ment that I had been treated differently by the ones I associated with. And that would have killed anything we had going (in hindsight it would only have made it all happen much quicker, but how was I to know then?).

Anyhow, after some thinking I put up an ultimatum: You do what you want to, but if you join up I will be gone. And in the end she did not join up.

She has always held that against me, and even if it was not the blow that made it all end, I am certain that is was a small piece of the puzzle.

When now looking at it all I would have to say, that as I am not a big fan of the police and she had aspirations to become one, I should have then realised that there was some major differences in how we looked at life. But love tends to make you see things in a strange colour.

So if you are looking for advise I can only tell you to look inside your self. Trust your gut feeling. If you are 100% clean and there is no skeletons and you have no shady friends, then perhaps it could work. But if you worry that it will change how people look at you and it will make you feel uncomfy, then consider carefully what it means. Not only for you, but for her also. If there is things going on that she should not turn an blind eye towards, then is it right to put her in that situation? Or does not being totally honest become what you would have to do? And that would then be one of the cornerstones of a relationship gone.

If I again was confronted with the same dilemma I would again make the same decision.

This is only my look at it. Others will differ. (And I know 2 on here that have been clear in their opinion re this before. Have the red blings to prove it...)

Good Luck.

Robert who is my best friend of 18 years is a policeman as is his dad who is my adopted dad. Neither of them have ever held it against me that I have been "slightly" shady in the past.

When I asked Robert what he would do if I did coke in front of him his response was 'You would never do that to me' and he was right. It is all about mutual respect and understanding.

I do not see why SPB's better half being in the police should ruin a perfectly good relationship. After all it is not as if she doesn't know what SPB is like. She has stood by him throughout the stoner period so I do not see it that he is really having to make much of a sacrifice to support what she would like to do.

[spudchucka]

It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
The irony is not lost on me:yes:

She'd have to do at least two years worth of front line work before she has any chance of landing a cushy desk job.

The bitter and twisted view of the world doesn't happen to everyone, I believe it is totally an individual thing related to how people deal with stress. If she is a person that tends to take her work home with her then it probably isn't the best career choice. However by the sound of it she has already been coping with similar stresses anyway so she should be fine.

From reading your posts on KB it seems that you've always wanted to screw the law so it should be a win win situation for both of you!:shifty:

[scumdog]

When now looking at it all I would have to say, that as I am not a big fan of the police and she had aspirations to become one, .

A shame you see Police only as (I suspect) an antagonistic organisation that does not fit in with your beliefs.

Certain branches such as Youth Aid, LREP, SOCO etc are positive, non-confrontational as are several analytical section.

It's not ALL about busting heads and jailing those whose lifestyle may echo yours.

(Maybe in you case the relationship was doomed regardless but I thought I'd chuck in my 2 -cents worth.)

[Swoop]

Can she bake donuts?:laugh:



Does anyone else see a similarity with the Goodbye Pork Pie movie and the scene of the West Coast Copper pulling over "a motorist"...:rofl:

[scumdog]

She'd have to do at least two years worth of front line work before she has any chance of landing a cushy desk job.

The bitter and twisted view of the world doesn't happen to everyone, I believe it is totally an individual thing related to how people deal with stress. If she is a person that tends to take her work home with her then it probably isn't the best career choice. However by the sound of it she has already been coping with similar stresses anyway so she should be fine.

From reading your posts on KB it seems that you've always wanted to screw the law so it should be a win win situation for both of you!:shifty:

Wot 'e sed.

BTW: I was cynical and untrusting while I was still a freezing worker - in fact I had a black-belt in cynicism.
So it's been no effort to expand on that view of life in my present job.

[Mikkel]

What do you mean Uniform,Handcuffs and i'm sure you would enjoy being battoned:Punk:


Haven't you always wanted to fuck the Police? :buggerd:

What they said - and:

WHO'S YOUR DADDY!

:Punk:

[ManDownUnder]

Can't she be a civvy working for the Police (i.e. non sworn) and work for tham in that capacity?

[SixPackBack]

Can't she be a civvy working for the Police (i.e. non sworn) and work for tham in that capacity?

After talking with her last night I think thats the preference.

[scumdog]

After talking with her last night I think thats the preference.

Unless she's got a relevant degree or similar sutable qualification AND gets a high-up civvy job she won't get paid as well - or have as many days off etc etc.

[HenryDorsetCase]

when the pleece get proper armament I am ready to join.

[Finn]

I was cynical and untrusting while I was still a freezing worker.

That'll teach yah for chasing crims in the nude!:cold:

[firefighter]

hahaha, ya fucked now!!! you should have put up a poll.

[mstriumph]

Shit no man hang in there. If ya fuck up she can get ya off. loose the paperwork, you know what I'm say'n nudge nudge wink wink!!:jerry:


AND you wouldn't be forgetting who your friends are ..... would you? :whistle:

[SPman]

I dunno, we can still be right arseholes off duty when we meet the appropriate dicks-heads, twats and other imbecilic forms of life....:whistle:
So...that's why you're on KB so much.........

[marty]

After talking with her last night I think thats the preference.

the Comms Centre is always screaming out for quality staff - there's plenty of non sworn positions available there.

[SixPackBack]

Perhaps one of our resident coppers could enlighten me as to the difference between sworn/unsworn. A brief layman's legal description would be helpful:2thumbsup

[spudchucka]

Perhaps one of our resident coppers could enlighten me as to the difference between sworn/unsworn. A brief layman's legal description would be helpful:2thumbsup

Sworn officers have the powers to enforce.

Non-sworn are support staff that have no powers.

[scumdog]

Perhaps one of our resident coppers could enlighten me as to the difference between sworn/unsworn. A brief layman's legal description would be helpful:2thumbsup

Sworn have to deal with the shit face to face a whole lot more than a non-sworn who's normally based in an office...

[enigma51]

Should I divorce??

youre fucked!

[enigma51]

Sworn officers have the powers to enforce.

Non-sworn are support staff that have no powers.

So if your a sworn officers and your missus isnt you can force her! SWEEEEEET

[firefighter]

Can she bake donuts?:laugh:



Does anyone else see a similarity with the Goodbye Pork Pie movie and the scene of the West Coast Copper pulling over "a motorist"...:rofl:

Hahahahahaha, we watched that last night at work, hilarious!

[jrandom]

I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.

Y'reckon? I dunno bro.

All jokes aside, I wonder if you really realise the extent to which becoming a fair dinkum police officer will move your wife into a different world.

And then there's the shift work, et cetera. Do some googling on police divorce statistics.

I hate to be the party pooper, but in your position, I would not be keen on this idea.

[Patrick]

Mwahahaha, she will turn into a female version of me - and then look at the arguments you'll have - and face-to-face!!:laugh:

Oh the irony!!:bleh:

I hope she doesn't have a handlebar mo...???


She will never be equipped to over power me. [/FONT]

Bushmaster, pepper spray, Taser.... you sure????


[FONT=Comic Sans MS]It seems her preference is to be desk-bound

Perhaps she sees you desk bound... or is that you bound to a desk???

[SixPackBack]

Not buying the cop on the beat thing at all...............

[scumdog]

Not buying the cop on the beat thing at all...............

So leave it to people like me, let your doris get a cushy office or Comms job and sit back and slag all us front-line types?

Good skills!!

[theolebill]

I love the 'job', I wouldn't do anything else - Hey 'Scumbag' - Tell your missus to give it a go. She won't regret it.

[SixPackBack]

So leave it to people like me, let your doris get a cushy office or Comms job and sit back and slag all us front-line types?

Good skills!!

Fuck!!............where did that come from bitch. Someones got sand in their crack tonight.

[theolebill]

No gravel in these skidders - It a bloody great job, been doin it for 11yrs. My only gripe is the fuckwits that need to be kept in line from time to time.

[SixPackBack]

No gravel in these skidders - It a bloody great job, been doin it for 11yrs. My only gripe is the fuckwits that need to be kept in line from time to time.

Never slag the customer hehe :shutup:

[Patrick]

Never slag the customer hehe :shutup:

Sometimes the slag IS the customer...

[scumdog]

Just tell her not to get involved in pursuits in the Wellington distict - a sad time there htis morning from what I've heard.

[RiderInBlack]

Just tell her not to get involved in pursuits in the Wellington distict - a sad time there htis morning from what I've heard.Aye. Bet they don't think about that when they decide ta do a runner.

[peasea]

Sometimes the slag IS the customer...

...or the wife.

[Griffin]

Maybe hijacking this thread a little bit but I figure those KB'rs who are cops will probably poke their nose in here... Just wanted to say my thoughts are with you guys at this time with the sudden death of your fallen colleague earlier today. You may get a fair whack of ribbing on this site but most of us do appreciate the job you do and the risks you take everytime you put on that uniform. Big ups to all of you... even if yer Ginga :yes:

[RiderInBlack]

Maybe hijacking this thread a little bit Try here:msn-wink: A sad day for the NZ Police (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=77559)

[SixPackBack]

*Update*

Seems Mrs SPB is still thinking about this and has signed up for an introductory seminar.

After further research the biggest drawback appears to be the extended period away from home while training [no jiggy-jiggy for me:(] and the low rate of pay until qualified.

[RiderInBlack]

After further research the biggest drawback appears to be the extended period away from home while training [no jiggy-jiggy for me:(].But on the up side ya will be able ta get out on the bike and visit ya mates more without having ta tell ya Missus, or being hassled about what time ya have got back;)

[SixPackBack]

But on the up side ya will be able ta get out on the bike and visit ya mates more without having ta tell ya Missus, or being hassled about what time ya have got back;)

True that, and after the long winter locked inside I am a bit short on riding and long on shagging:cool:

[Patrick]

*Update*

Seems Mrs SPB is still thinking about this and has signed up for an introductory seminar.

After further research the biggest drawback appears to be the extended period away from home while training [no jiggy-jiggy for me:(] and the low rate of pay until qualified.

Watch her mate - that college is a den of rooting.... Always a domestic in the parade ground or thereabouts on graduation night when the wife/girlfriend arrive to find hubby/boyfriend has been dipping the pen in the company ink...

Not saying your good lady would be hunting out a pimply faced newbie...

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Watch her mate - that college is a den of rooting.... Always a domestic in the parade ground or thereabouts on graduation night when the wife/girlfriend arrive to find hubby/boyfriend has been dipping the pen in the company ink...

Not saying your good lady would be hunting out a pimply faced newbie...

So is this coming from first hand exsperance.

[enigma51]

Watch her mate - that college is a den of rooting.... Always a domestic in the parade ground or thereabouts on graduation night when the wife/girlfriend arrive to find hubby/boyfriend has been dipping the pen in the company ink...

Not saying your good lady would be hunting out a pimply faced newbie...

Well if thats the case im joing the cops ....... for the training!

[southernmike]

Lame quote from somewhere...
"old friends are gold, new friends are silver, but it never hurts to have a friend who's a copper"

[Patrick]

So is this coming from first hand exsperance.

Not me personally - but seen the dommies... even on the last course I was at 2 years ago, it happened yet again...

[Patrick]

Well if thats the case im joing the cops ....... for the training!

The funniest one was the girl nicknamed the "light house..."

The beds in the barracks have a light switch on the wall, half way down the bed... she was having a root and she kept on flicking the light on and off like a light house with her leg while being pummelled ... Farken hillarious....

[SixPackBack]

Cheers Patrick, missus SPB seems keener than ever:shutup:
Is the college in Wellington?

[Number One]

Is the college in Wellington?
YUP - just down the road in Aotea.

[SixPackBack]

YUP - just down the road in Aotea.

Oh bugger!....was hoping it would be in Christchurch;)

[forkoil]

Missus loses the paperwork and handcuffs me to the bed.....yeah I'm coming around:yes:
Yeah but she may have had lessons on baton work from Rickard :shit:

[Number One]

Oh bugger!....was hoping it would be in Christchurch;)
I could keep an eye on her for you if you like....

bow chicka wow wow :lol:

[SixPackBack]

Yeah but she may have had lessons on baton work from Rickard :shit:

:crazy:....not the baton!


I could keep an eye on her for you if you like....

bow chicka wow wow :lol:

Holy shit:eek5:....now theres a scary thought.;)

[mstriumph]

Watch her mate - that college is a den of rooting.... Always a domestic in the parade ground or thereabouts on graduation night when the wife/girlfriend arrive to find hubby/boyfriend has been dipping the pen in the company ink...

Not saying your good lady would be hunting out a pimply faced newbie...

have you met the lovely Jackie?? ..... she's GORGEOUS!
[and hardly likely to go running after pimply-faced ANYTHINGS :confused:]

[idleidolidyll]

isn't she duty bound to arrest you for any transgression?

could you take a leak in the street outside your home in a drunken state without fear of repercussions??

[SixPackBack]

isn't she duty bound to arrest you for any transgression?

could you take a leak in the street outside your home in a drunken state without fear of repercussions??

Yup I have my doubts as well. In regards to breaking the law-I speed, but since she's not around on the increasingly rare occasions when I do.........:innocent:

[SixPackBack]

have you met the lovely Jackie?? ..... she's GORGEOUS!
[and hardly likely to go running after pimply-faced ANYTHINGS :confused:]

'Specially when she's got SPB:love:.............[nice comment mstriumph:sunny:]

[rottiguy]

depends if you are ok with her having a bigger truncheon than you :whistle:


Should I divorce??

[The Pastor]

Should I divorce??
haahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahjahhahahahhaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh a

ha ha ha

oh dear, thats funny

[Conquiztador]

Y'reckon? I dunno bro.

All jokes aside, I wonder if you really realise the extent to which becoming a fair dinkum police officer will move your wife into a different world.

And then there's the shift work, et cetera. Do some googling on police divorce statistics.

I hate to be the party pooper, but in your position, I would not be keen on this idea.

Yep. My reply was not a joke. I fully agree with jrandom, and my view is not a reflection on my view of cops. It is a reflection on what it will do to your relationship.

[Conquiztador]

A shame you see Police only as (I suspect) an antagonistic organisation that does not fit in with your beliefs.

Certain branches such as Youth Aid, LREP, SOCO etc are positive, non-confrontational as are several analytical section.

It's not ALL about busting heads and jailing those whose lifestyle may echo yours.

(Maybe in you case the relationship was doomed regardless but I thought I'd chuck in my 2 -cents worth.)

Yes, the relationship was doomed.
My reply here had nothing to do with my view on police. It was all about what having a police in the family will do to you.
And yes, I respect all those branches of police. I do work with them.

[SixPackBack]

Mrs SPB's information evening is on the 27th August......the biggest impediment at this stage is the potential training period and near 5 months away from home, I feel that could be the deal breaker.

[jrandom]

... near 5 months away from home

Party at Sixpack's place!

:banana:

[enigma51]

Party at Sixpack's place!

:banana:

Ill order some entertainment!

[marty]

it's 5 months away, but most weekends are free, accomodation/food etc while she's there is free, so is the gym and pool. beer is cheap, most weekends see partners visiting, or recruits going home. recruits used to come home for a couple of weeks in the middle of training - i'm not sure if they still do, but i'd be surprised if they don't have some kind of break.

my pm comments still stand :)

[Toaster]

The 19 week course actually goes by pretty fast - did mine in 2003 and the Mrs had a friend flat with her while I was away - although I just jumped on the bike and went home every weekend. Yes you do get a short break in the middle and a few would fly home once or twice during the course for a shag fest at home.

[Maha]

Ill order some entertainment!

Hop skip and a jump for you aint it?
Bring a pole will ya?....;)

[007XX]

Hop skip and a jump for you aint it?
Bring a pole will ya?....;)

Enigma can pole dance? :shit: Wow, I'm impressed...

[enigma51]

Enigma can pole dance? :shit: Wow, I'm impressed...

I use my own pole.

[007XX]

I use my own pole.

Keeping one hand on at all times, I'm sure...:shutup: Safety first!

[enigma51]

Hop skip and a jump for you aint it?


Mate not even a hop

If i give myself a scratch in the morning sixpack complains about the static on his tv!

[enigma51]

Keeping one hand on at all times, I'm sure...:shutup: Safety first!

All about safety first for me
if you behave you can hold it as well :whistle:

[007XX]

All about safety first for me
if you behave you can hold it as well :whistle:

Me behaving? :rofl: yeah, maybe in another lifetime...

So...when do I enlist Mrs SPB for a fuckaware party? They're bound to have a god set of handcuffs she can practice with til the 27th :innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

Mrs SPB's information evening is on the 27th August......the biggest impediment at this stage is the potential training period and near 5 months away from home, I feel that could be the deal breaker.


Carver'll keep the other side of your bed warm mate... he's not too fussy.

[SixPackBack]

Carver'll keep the other side of your bed warm mate... he's not too fussy.

You'll get him excited!.........sorry Carver 'the other side of the bed' is bitches only:devil2:

[RiderInBlack]

You'll get him excited!.........sorry Carver 'the other side of the bed' is bitches only:devil2:So is that your side then:rolleyes: seeing Ya Missus will have the trousers and the bigger Truncheon:blip:

[SixPackBack]

So is that your side then:rolleyes: seeing Ya Missus will have the trousers and the bigger Truncheon:blip:

Cheeky cooont:done:....hahahaha

[Maha]

All about safety first for me
if you behave you can hold it as well :whistle:


Me behaving? :rofl: yeah, maybe in another lifetime...

So...when do I enlist Mrs SPB for a fuckaware party? They're bound to have a god set of handcuffs she can practice with til the 27th :innocent:

Make it a Keystone Cops party.....:Police:
Im sure the SPB's have a range of suitable dress up stuff....

Three KBers living so close? The Bumurda Triangle of Kaybee Land. Anyone who enters finds it tough it get out, enter at your own risk!

[enigma51]

Me behaving? :rofl: yeah, maybe in another lifetime...

So...when do I enlist Mrs SPB for a fuckaware party? They're bound to have a god set of handcuffs she can practice with til the 27th :innocent:

Envite mrs enigma too please

Can get some peace and quite in this house then

[007XX]

Make it a Keystone Cops party.....:Police:
Im sure the SPB's have a range of suitable dress up stuff....

Three KBers living so close? The Bumurda Triangle of Kaybee Land. Anyone who enters finds it tough it get out, enter at your own risk!

Maybe I'll invite her as a "specialist guest" then :laugh:...She's a quiet distinguished lady, but you got to beware the quiet ones.


Envite mrs enigma too please

Can get some peace and quite in this house then

Can you take the heat when she comes back though? :shifty:

[Patrick]

Cheers Patrick, missus SPB seems keener than ever:shutup:
Is the college in Wellington?

Porirua - so ya don't have to worry about straying off to the neighbours....


have you met the lovely Jackie?? ..... she's GORGEOUS!
[and hardly likely to go running after pimply-faced ANYTHINGS :confused:]

No I haven't... would like to though...:innocent:


could you take a leak in the street outside your home in a drunken state without fear of repercussions??

Yes... yes you can. Just make it so you can't be seen, then she'll be right.


It was all about what having a police in the family will do to you.
And yes, I respect all those branches of police. I do work with them.

Dunno what you're meaning there... It improved my families look....


So is that your side then:rolleyes: seeing Ya Missus will have the trousers and the bigger Truncheon:blip:

No truncheons any more :bye: there go the party games...

But it is an extendable one - kinda like yours SPB...... kind of....

[mstriumph]

.............She's a quiet distinguished lady, but you got to beware the quiet ones.



..... yes indeedy :yes: take ME for instance .............:innocent:

[007XX]

yes indeedy :yes: take ME for instance .............:innocent:

Yes, well exactly!!! :msn-wink:

*calculates quickly how much trouble she can get by saying anymore*

Yeah nah...:whistle:

[SixPackBack]

Information pack turned up today. Features 'better work stories'......no mention of when they give out the glock and tazer:lol:

[Pussy]

You looking forward to the handcuffs etc?

[oldrider]

yes indeedy :yes: take ME for instance .............:innocent:

Well, on reflection, I probably could be tempted! :shifty: John.

[McJim]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.:cool:

[DMNTD]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.:cool:

Yeah....same reason they gave me too :blip:

[Patrick]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.:cool:

Nah... Its coz ya Scottish...

[mstriumph]

Well, on reflection, I probably could be tempted! :shifty: John.

erm - cute reply but misguided! :nono: :devil2:

[SixPackBack]

A mixture of fear and excitement is currently being experienced in the SPB trouser department.
Fear: Missus SPB want to be a copper:gob:.......who will wash me undies cook the grits and perform all those menial tasks so well suited to the female?:sweatdrop......who will I shag ETC while missus SPB is in training:crybaby:

Excitement: Missus SPB will be in training the same time that Miss SPB starts uni and is always away drinkin' piss and rooting strangers....this means SPB will be home alone with the wolfhound [jetski] :yes: and be king of all he surveys:wari:both my liver and trackday account will be in melt-down.:rockon:

[RiderInBlack]

With NZ Police getting Tazers it could be quite electrifying when she gets some time of with ya SPB:laugh:

[spudchucka]

So is she becoming a doughnut munching piglet or not?

[SixPackBack]

So is she becoming a doughnut munching piglet or not?

Please explain?

[mstriumph]

So is she becoming a doughnut munching piglet or not?

spudchucka, it's not ON to bad-mouth the police on here ...........

- oh bum, you ARE one :Oops:

[Patrick]

He just took the wind out of someones sails....
Bwahahahahahahahaha

[spudchucka]

Please explain?

Piglet as in police recruit, not yet a fully fledged oinker.

[scumdog]

Well is she going to be a piglet or not????
There seems to be a bit of gabbing and conjecture so I'm not sure the status of Mrs SPBs intentions.

Or has it been confirmed elsewhere on this thread??

[Patrick]

He likes the thought of the uniform, handcuffs and batons...:eek:

Worried about the beatings he might receive from her training.. or is that excited too??? :spanking:

Mortified that she will be given a snake skin for a while before being able to shed it.... But she might have nothing on underneath...:msn-wink:

Encourage her SPB....:clap:

[portokiwi]

Yes and send photos:jerry:

[SixPackBack]

Well is she going to be a piglet or not????
There seems to be a bit of gabbing and conjecture so I'm not sure the status of Mrs SPBs intentions.

Or has it been confirmed elsewhere on this thread??

Thinking about it.......the only concern for her is the time away from home when training.......we are generally a happy little family and her abscence will be missed.

Any advice from the online coppers on the training and how individuals got around the mental block of being away from loved ones for so long would be welcomed

[Indoo]

Thinking about it.......the only concern for her is the time away from home when training.......we are generally a happy little family and her abscence will be missed.

Any advice from the online coppers on the training and how individuals got around the mental block of being away from loved ones for so long would be welcomed

Are you based in Auckland ?

[munterk6]

Best case for divorce there is..how could ya look at her the same way?
absolute conflict of interest.
Tell her to have a baby instead! Leave the policing to the men.

[spudchucka]

Thinking about it.......the only concern for her is the time away from home when training.......we are generally a happy little family and her abscence will be missed.

Any advice from the online coppers on the training and how individuals got around the mental block of being away from loved ones for so long would be welcomed

No easy way around it but you can leave the college pretty much every weekend if you wanted to travel home or meet the family halfway.

[SixPackBack]

Are you based in Auckland ?

Yes


Best case for divorce there is..how could ya look at her the same way?
absolute conflict of interest.
Tell her to have a baby instead! Leave the policing to the men.

She has had a baby, is basically a desk bound copper now.


No easy way around it but you can leave the college pretty much every weekend if you wanted to travel home or meet the family halfway.

Could be a long 5 months.......

[scumdog]

Thinking about it.......the only concern for her is the time away from home when training.......we are generally a happy little family and her abscence will be missed.

Any advice from the online coppers on the training and how individuals got around the mental block of being away from loved ones for so long would be welcomed

Well...the phone-calls from the college are free.

So the phone-sex should be pretty good...:shutup:

[Indoo]

If shes going to be working anywhere but the Shore or Central to a lesser extent in Auckland then you will probably have to get used to her being away from home and doing shift work with long hours and lots of unpaid and unappreciated overtime for her first year or so in the job.

[marty]

my wife was pregnant while i was away, and i was posted to huntly (my choice - hamilton wasn't available) when i came out - 45 minute drive from our house that we had JUST bought. we coped. not always easy, but we're still together and doing pretty well.

on the other side of the coin, my brothers wife was a teacher, then a cop. the shift work/police relationships/family was not kind to them - they split up. she's still a cop, now married to one.

[scumdog]

As Marty sed, ya gotta watch out for the relationship, shift work of ANY sort can stress any relationship, throw in a stressfull type of work (arguing with KBers about whether cops need Tazers etc??) adds another dimension.

I met CB after the wheels fell of my first marraige, can't say if my job WAS the major factor - after I was in the job for the first year or so (but I'm happy now:2thumbsup).

[Patrick]

Thinking about it.......the only concern for her is the time away from home when training.......we are generally a happy little family and her abscence will be missed.

Any advice from the online coppers on the training and how individuals got around the mental block of being away from loved ones for so long would be welcomed

She will be fine... plently of testosterone for her to sort out down there, that will get her through, being pretty and all, no problems....

Now... as for you... Ummmm....

Take up crochet? Knitting, perhaps?