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98tls
6th July 2008, 23:21
Sitting here watching the coverage of V8s on the tele with a mate,this mate from time to time likes a smoke and after having one was watching the ads just on...on comes the ad with a fake Gorilla belting out the drums from Phil Collins track "feel it in the air tonight" (or similar) he looks at me wide eyed and says"fuck i watched this movie"planet of the apes" on tele last night but missed this bit.:killingme:killingme:killingmeYou guy should ave seen the look on his face.
Bikernereid
6th July 2008, 23:37
Just tried to explain what you wrote to an ex pot head!!
owner
6th July 2008, 23:39
Any one got a smoke??? I need one really bad


Sitting here watching the coverage of V8s on the tele with a mate,this mate from time to time likes a smoke and after having one was watching the ads just on...on comes the ad with a fake Gorilla belting out the drums from Phil Collins track "feel it in the air tonight" (or similar) he looks at me wide eyed and says"fuck i watched this movie"planet of the apes" on tele last night but missed this bit.:killingme:killingme:killingmeYou guy should ave seen the look on his face.
98tls
6th July 2008, 23:56
Just tried to explain what you wrote to an ex pot head!!
Did he understand?
owner
7th July 2008, 00:01
No I didn't. I clearly need a smoke
Bikernereid
7th July 2008, 00:02
And he didn't realise that when you put bread under the grill you NEED TO WATCH IT so it doesn't burn!!
98tls
7th July 2008, 00:16
Ok..........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIoRoll-up sit back enjoy,this fuckers got attitude.
Bikernereid
7th July 2008, 00:26
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skidMark
7th July 2008, 00:35
A "certain" KB'er was talking to me on msn once, we have a same sort of circle of friends ie all the kbers i knew who were on both our msn's were online this particular night.

Spankme was trying out the pink hell colour scheme for the first time...

it came up PINK for ALL members.

Well this "certain" member had been away when it changed, hit the green chronic something silly.
Comes back, "WTF KB is pink" he says on MSN

SO me being quick thinking contacted the other 3 kber who were on msn and told them to play along that

"What are you on about man it is normal colours for us"

So we all did...

"certain" member was completely stunned by the fact holy shit this must be good weed man, fucking kb is in bright pink!

Good times good times... :killingme
Bikernereid
7th July 2008, 04:39
Just telling my Greek mate about my Kiwi and he asked 'Is that his name or is he a fruit?'

God Love him.
skidMark
7th July 2008, 06:48
Just telling my Greek mate about my Kiwi and he asked 'Is that his name or is he a fruit?'

God Love him.


It's a bird and its dinnertime...

Where's my roast kiwibird.

I bet they taste decent.
Deviant
13th July 2008, 13:30
The flatmate and I get home pissed one night after coming first and second places in poker, and we've brought home a couple of heavily discounted roast chickens and some bread rolls ($5 a chicken!).

I was saying "This was a fucking good idea! Man this tastes great!" and he replied "Yeah, I like stuff that doesn't cost much because it's cheap!, you know, it's really cheap because it's not expensive!".

I just stared at him for a second, then he clicked on to what he'd said, so he just shook his head and went to bed.
fire eyes
13th July 2008, 23:29
The flatmate and I get home pissed one night after coming first and second places in poker, and we've brought home a couple of heavily discounted roast chickens and some bread rolls ($5 a chicken!).

I was saying "This was a fucking good idea! Man this tastes great!" and he replied "Yeah, I like stuff that doesn't cost much because it's cheap!, you know, it's really cheap because it's not expensive!".

I just stared at him for a second, then he clicked on to what he'd said, so he just shook his head and went to bed.
:laugh: hahahahaha ... that made me bloody laugh.
Livvy
14th July 2008, 23:42
Long standing joke with my friends at school, playing cards one day, Scum I think, and my friend Zari, whom was born and raised in NZ but whom is Indian, puts down something like a four onto a jack. We all start laughing, and she hits her forehead and exclaims, "I'm so FOREIGN sometimes!".

We haven't let her forget it, and it's now our favourite excuse when we do something stupid.